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chaossniper

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Steam Profile: Chaos_snipeR
Date Signed Up:10/17/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:on my vantage point
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#15 - he licked it so its his now 5 hours ago on janitor +5
#25 - i don't get it 9 hours ago on Interpret it how you want -1
#170 - really, i think lot of people love you  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on I could use a a big hand... -1
User avatar #171 - mrnaanbread (10 hours ago) [-]
lol what
#19 - sauce anyone? 12 hours ago on don’t touch me dawg! 0
#179 - so are you ******* already or what 14 hours ago on ADMIN! +2
#3 - full metal vi, i'd buy that 15 hours ago on Vi comp (featuring her babe) 0
#11 - can you even wear trousers with balls like yours ?  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on Guy Jean comp -1
User avatar #13 - gthelurker (16 hours ago) [-]
Why would i wear jeans? Then my balls wouldnt be allowed to enjoy the freedom my ancestors died/killed for.
#15 - havepity (16 hours ago) [-]
Wear a kilt and claim scottish heritage. So you can walk in winter without freezing your nuts off.
User avatar #16 - gthelurker (16 hours ago) [-]
I was gonna make a joke about just making the a copy of the kilt saying american heritage and then give it a stupid catchy name. And then i realized im not funny or creative in the least. So a skirt to conceal my man purse it is!
#17 - havepity (15 hours ago) [-]
Man-purse-skirt is a good enough name
User avatar #18 - gthelurker (15 hours ago) [-]
If your german. Not in Freedomland.
#178 - you have to go deaper 20 hours ago on Fat Shaming (Almost) Friday 0
#161 - peasant 20 hours ago on Rename anonymous! 0
#2 - this was really how do i say... very amirecunt yes  [+] (8 new replies) 23 hours ago on Guy Jean comp +35
User avatar #10 - gthelurker (16 hours ago) [-]
If i stand on your corpse youll become america for that moment! And youll be free of your poor commie heritage.
Just felt like saying that.
#33 - Absolute Madman (13 hours ago) [-]
this only applies to ambassadors though

they have a sphere of 'homecountry' around them to make sure they are judged by their own laws and shit if i remeber correctly
User avatar #11 - chaossniper (16 hours ago) [-]
can you even wear trousers with balls like yours ?
User avatar #13 - gthelurker (16 hours ago) [-]
Why would i wear jeans? Then my balls wouldnt be allowed to enjoy the freedom my ancestors died/killed for.
#15 - havepity (16 hours ago) [-]
Wear a kilt and claim scottish heritage. So you can walk in winter without freezing your nuts off.
User avatar #16 - gthelurker (16 hours ago) [-]
I was gonna make a joke about just making the a copy of the kilt saying american heritage and then give it a stupid catchy name. And then i realized im not funny or creative in the least. So a skirt to conceal my man purse it is!
#17 - havepity (15 hours ago) [-]
Man-purse-skirt is a good enough name
User avatar #18 - gthelurker (15 hours ago) [-]
If your german. Not in Freedomland.

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User avatar #154 - blobboy (05/18/2015) [-]
Eh good try friend
User avatar #155 to #154 - chaossniper (05/18/2015) [-]
sorry no canolli
User avatar #156 to #155 - blobboy (05/18/2015) [-]
its okay, I thumb then delete so everyone wins
#149 - devilspecter (04/06/2015) [-]
Long time, man.
User avatar #150 to #149 - chaossniper (04/06/2015) [-]
hey there
i see you a lot on steam on planet side2
but i was ps2 beta and didn't like it that much
any way how is it going man
#151 to #150 - devilspecter (04/07/2015) [-]
Ah yeah, I played Planetside 2 back then too and didn't like it.
I tried it again recently, and I must say I enjoy it now.
If you want to, you could try it again with me and the guys I play with one day.
We play as Vanu (VS - The purple dudes) on Cobalt (EU). You're European, right?
I can give you the Teamspeak on Steam if you're interested.

I'm doing fine, I suppose, how about you?
User avatar #152 to #151 - chaossniper (04/07/2015) [-]
ok why not i'll give it a try i am actually bored of LOL so why not
any way i am doing my master degree and searching for a phd right now so things tend to be crazy
User avatar #153 to #152 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
What are you going to take a master in?
User avatar #148 - savetheinternet (01/12/2015) [-]
**savetheinternet does a meme on your profile**
User avatar #144 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey! Good morning, hope you have a great day today :-].
User avatar #145 to #144 - chaossniper (11/21/2014) [-]
you too i am going to sleep soon
User avatar #146 to #145 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
same x]
User avatar #147 to #146 - chaossniper (11/21/2014) [-]
well sleep well then
User avatar #142 - xenxio ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
one more misflag and you're demodded. You've been a mod for a long time, and I dont see how you can get three misflags in one week with that experience.
User avatar #143 to #142 - chaossniper (10/19/2014) [-]
if the last one was a misflag then i am sorry but apparently i was wrong. indeed i don't think i can be a mod.
i am sorry for wasting your time and patience please do what you have to do
User avatar #141 to #140 - chaossniper (09/08/2014) [-]
this reminds me of fayrouz
User avatar #138 - billybeee (08/29/2014) [-]
youre sexy
User avatar #139 to #138 - chaossniper (08/29/2014) [-]
nah not really but thanks anyway
#132 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
Hello there chaossniper
User avatar #133 to #132 - chaossniper (08/25/2014) [-]
hi there knightgiver to what i owe the pleasure
#135 to #133 - sinery (08/25/2014) [-]
He is the bane of my existence.
He is the bane of my existence.
User avatar #136 to #135 - chaossniper (08/25/2014) [-]
thanks for the warning mate
#134 to #133 - knightgiver (08/25/2014) [-]
You don't owe me any pleasure, after all I have my senpai in this site. sinery . But yet I would like to know you better.
User avatar #115 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
is banned
User avatar #116 to #115 - chaossniper (08/13/2014) [-]
for what
User avatar #118 to #117 - chaossniper (08/13/2014) [-]
yeah its bannable since you can see genitals even if drawn hhh
User avatar #119 to #118 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

ass is ok and drawn boobs is not

i think i forgot the site is over run by faggots
User avatar #120 to #119 - chaossniper (08/13/2014) [-]
oh don't get me started on that. just add some black box or censor **** next time
#121 to #120 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
so it is A+ ok to post a REAL high quality ass

but drawn boobs not

.waat
User avatar #122 to #121 - chaossniper (08/13/2014) [-]
tbh i banned for less than that but now the laws are less strict.
you won't get banned until you see genitals (drawn or not) an ass used to be borderline but now not anymore
#123 to #122 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
this site need some DDOS
User avatar #124 to #123 - chaossniper (08/13/2014) [-]
well its getting its fair share of ddos monthly
User avatar #125 to #124 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
or we should go outside and have a life
User avatar #127 to #126 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
what is happening here is something and what is i reading is something else
User avatar #128 to #127 - chaossniper (08/13/2014) [-]
i think the examples and the explanation on **** are pretty clear
User avatar #129 to #128 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
and yet they say no.

phaggot gonna faggot
User avatar #130 to #129 - chaossniper (08/13/2014) [-]
there is no arguing with the big orange cunt. he is almost an adm1n
User avatar #131 to #130 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
yup
#96 to #95 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
are you from Palestine?
User avatar #97 to #96 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
nope from tunisia but as all arabs i am supporting gaza
#98 to #97 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
that feel when we lost our honor
User avatar #99 to #98 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
tell me about it
#100 to #99 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
when we failed to bring glory to our countries
User avatar #101 to #100 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
we can do nothing if we have pussies for governments
#102 to #101 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
and this is why we must unite
SS waffen hanchar reporting in
#103 to #102 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
afrika corps sniper. ready when you are
#104 to #103 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
meanwhile in syria and the world

the daily drama without ending
User avatar #105 to #104 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
i don't know syria is pretty ****** up man
like bachar was at fault clearly from the beginning
but then again isis is pretty ****** up now so i cant really take side
#106 to #105 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
the westerner will never come to save us and bring us glory and freedom

like what happened in Bosnia, Palestine, Iraq and Libya

and we wont surrender to those kike-faggots who are into ******* animals in 17 american states
User avatar #107 to #106 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
of freaking course they won't save you
iraq saved for oil --> ****** up now
lybia saved for oil --> extra ****** up on the side now
plaestine was publicly ****** up
so on that side praise god
on the other hand bachar used lethal force on protestants if i recall correctly (mostly what egyptians does but we all know egyptians are submissives little bitches) so its hard for me to side with bachar even if i know that most likely he is right.
#108 to #107 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
jew-media is being media

the things started like a small pitch and the media make it huge

thanks to Qat-rael and Saudi-america
User avatar #109 to #108 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
saddam was right
#110 to #109 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
you have skype?
you have skype?
User avatar #111 to #110 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
yeah but i barely use it. medhatsniper is my username if you want
#112 to #111 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
added. and are you a doctor?
User avatar #113 to #112 - chaossniper (08/12/2014) [-]
material engineer, just graduated
#114 to #113 - syrianassassin (08/12/2014) [-]
ITC student and work in the same university
User avatar #86 - devilspecter (06/13/2014) [-]
**** ***** , yer a mod now?
User avatar #87 to #86 - chaossniper (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah apparentmy you still alive?
User avatar #88 to #87 - devilspecter (06/13/2014) [-]
No, I am become Jesusspecter, I dyed for your sins!

So basically I'm undead now.
User avatar #89 to #88 - chaossniper (06/13/2014) [-]
well welcome back, i guess
#90 to #89 - devilspecter (06/18/2014) [-]
Have you tried Survarium?
Have you tried Survarium?
User avatar #91 to #90 - chaossniper (06/18/2014) [-]
got my beta key a while ago, didn't play recently though didnt play anything actually (maybe some league of legends but thats all)
User avatar #92 to #91 - devilspecter (06/18/2014) [-]
Ah okay, I just wanted to know if they changed it so that it's basically not CoD mode in a STALKER game anymore.
User avatar #93 to #92 - chaossniper (06/18/2014) [-]
no still cod mode thats for sure since the pve/ coop is still under development
User avatar #137 to #93 - devilspecter (08/27/2014) [-]
Cack, I realized I never replied to this.
I also realized I already asked you about the mod thing just now...

Any idea when it's gonna be ready?
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User avatar #83 - tehbestever (02/16/2014) [-]
Sorry about the wait

Relog

Ask and ask and ask until you have a fluent understanding of flagging and you should be fine

good luck

www.funnyjunk.com/modboard/8688#8688
#81 - newhinji **User deleted account** (01/03/2014) [-]
This image has expired
Don't be sad!
User avatar #82 to #81 - chaossniper (01/03/2014) [-]
hmm thx i guess
btw that equals 6606.48. 4
i am sorry i don't know how to respond to this i am not that much of a social guy
#75 - alphagex ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
why u gotta thumb me down Q.Q
User avatar #76 to #75 - chaossniper (12/30/2013) [-]
sorry when i don't like something i thumb it down thats how it works nothing personal
User avatar #77 to #76 - alphagex ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
you just 360 quickscoped me

speaking of 360 quickscope what does it mean?
User avatar #78 to #77 - chaossniper (12/31/2013) [-]
360 --> you jump around and turn before taking ths shot
quick scope --> aiming toward the general direction of the target, press the scope button only to confirm a close match and fire
User avatar #79 to #78 - alphagex ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
ohhh thank u for the info now it makes more sense

also do u know what the game medals point on You need to login to view this link are for like what the point of them?
User avatar #80 to #79 - chaossniper (12/31/2013) [-]
np, well i don't really know about newgrounds i only go there for the music can't help you there mate
#71 - zaw (09/13/2013) [-]
Watch out for anomalies.
#72 to #71 - zaw (09/13/2013) [-]
An Anomaly To Avoid
User avatar #73 to #72 - chaossniper (09/13/2013) [-]
dude dafuq was that electric/chimical/pressure anomaly doing in yanov
User avatar #66 - zight (06/17/2013) [-]
i'm sorry for getting you thumbed into oblivion
User avatar #67 to #66 - chaossniper (06/17/2013) [-]
meh i've had worst
User avatar #60 - sarcasticone (05/25/2013) [-]
Does you play warrock? I feel that you do; greetings from qew if it is you that is.
User avatar #61 to #60 - chaossniper (05/25/2013) [-]
i did play warrock but it was 2 years ago sorry
User avatar #62 to #61 - sarcasticone (05/25/2013) [-]
o3o not sure if you remember me tho qewrpoiu? ^_- ring any bells?
User avatar #63 to #62 - chaossniper (05/25/2013) [-]
sorry mate can't say it does
User avatar #64 to #63 - sarcasticone (05/25/2013) [-]
Only reason i recognized was because of your name :S
I played cloud a lot that's about it. Guess I have the wrong person; thanks for the convo.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chaossniper (05/25/2013) [-]
no problem ^_^
User avatar #59 - chaossniper (03/23/2013) [-]
cute
User avatar #38 - DagothUr (12/25/2012) [-]
Get out of here stalker.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chaossniper (12/26/2012) [-]
i said come in
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