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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#170 - I shall now play you a tune to celebrate this ass kicking 13 hours ago on Vegan on Peta +4
#169 - Nutritionist is in most countries not a legally protected term… 13 hours ago on Vegan on Peta -4
#120 - Well said! 12/19/2014 on Begging for Crucifixion 0
#29 - Is it housebroken? 12/17/2014 on Pepsi 0
#93 - Eh, that's going into opinion and as I already said, I'm a hat… 12/17/2014 on #bantj 0
#90 - I'm not THAT old. Not saying there haven't been some …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on #bantj 0
User avatar #91 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
but comparably, based isnt that bad
User avatar #93 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
Eh, that's going into opinion and as I already said, I'm a hateful jaded fuck soooo.. Yeah.
#87 - I don't hate ya. I hate myself. And I don't rea…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on #bantj 0
User avatar #89 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
really? you have a problem with "based"? think about all the shitty slang thats been around in every generation since the 30s
User avatar #90 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm not THAT old.

Not saying there haven't been some stupid fucking shit in the past, there's been abundance, but that doesn't mean that the ones from my own generation gets a free pass.
User avatar #91 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
but comparably, based isnt that bad
User avatar #93 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
Eh, that's going into opinion and as I already said, I'm a hateful jaded fuck soooo.. Yeah.
#82 - I really do not like much of the more recent retarded internet slang.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on #bantj 0
#84 - skeletorexplains (12/17/2014) [-]
Well..i don't think's slang, it's like a meme or something?

Originated on "Based god" now people replace god with (name here) Which i think Equivalents them to god. Iunno.

Please don't hate me though man. I love ya.
User avatar #87 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't hate ya. I hate myself.

And I don't really see it as a meme, I see it as slang, and a pretty stupid one at that, I don't even like the sound of it.

To me, it just sounds like something twitch chat would say, and to me, that place is just a cesspit of idiots repeating the same stupid shit over and over pretending that they may have said some form of humor.

I'm a pretty hateful person, and I've heard people just use the phrase "based" not as a joke but part of their vocabulary, and I hate the sound of it.

I greatly enjoy humor though, and there is not a single funny thing about that word just being blurted out
User avatar #89 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
really? you have a problem with "based"? think about all the shitty slang thats been around in every generation since the 30s
User avatar #90 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm not THAT old.

Not saying there haven't been some stupid fucking shit in the past, there's been abundance, but that doesn't mean that the ones from my own generation gets a free pass.
User avatar #91 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
but comparably, based isnt that bad
User avatar #93 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
Eh, that's going into opinion and as I already said, I'm a hateful jaded fuck soooo.. Yeah.
#62 - To be fair I want to thumb him down simply because he used the…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/16/2014 on #bantj +1
#77 - skeletorexplains (12/16/2014) [-]
What about Based Skeletor?
#119 - ggmmaann (12/17/2014) [-]
baby let me spank that bottom so hard
#82 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
I really do not like much of the more recent retarded internet slang.
#84 - skeletorexplains (12/17/2014) [-]
Well..i don't think's slang, it's like a meme or something?

Originated on "Based god" now people replace god with (name here) Which i think Equivalents them to god. Iunno.

Please don't hate me though man. I love ya.
User avatar #87 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't hate ya. I hate myself.

And I don't really see it as a meme, I see it as slang, and a pretty stupid one at that, I don't even like the sound of it.

To me, it just sounds like something twitch chat would say, and to me, that place is just a cesspit of idiots repeating the same stupid shit over and over pretending that they may have said some form of humor.

I'm a pretty hateful person, and I've heard people just use the phrase "based" not as a joke but part of their vocabulary, and I hate the sound of it.

I greatly enjoy humor though, and there is not a single funny thing about that word just being blurted out
User avatar #89 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
really? you have a problem with "based"? think about all the shitty slang thats been around in every generation since the 30s
User avatar #90 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm not THAT old.

Not saying there haven't been some stupid fucking shit in the past, there's been abundance, but that doesn't mean that the ones from my own generation gets a free pass.
User avatar #91 - kattr (12/17/2014) [-]
but comparably, based isnt that bad
User avatar #93 - certifiedidiot (12/17/2014) [-]
Eh, that's going into opinion and as I already said, I'm a hateful jaded fuck soooo.. Yeah.
#10 - Does have a chance of severely backfiring.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on you may think your shit... +13
User avatar #13 - webeballin (12/17/2014) [-]
haha, "backfiring". i get it.
#11 - skeletorexplains (12/16/2014) [-]
I like my chances...It's the one true way to rule over Eternia.

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User avatar #121 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
k den
User avatar #94 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
your personality has changed in the past year, hasn't it?
User avatar #95 to #94 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #97 to #95 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
as for why im here, i was just browsing profiles, and for some reason you were blocked, maybe due to the spam. well you're unblocked now
User avatar #96 to #95 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
i remember how you were when you spammed jens stolenberg and annoyed a lot of people, but looking through this piece of philosophy below and skimming your recent comments, you seemed to be a changed man. at least a matured one.
User avatar #98 to #96 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I think I only posted it once and just took credit for what an anon did to see the reaction of people once they were capable of placing a person in link with the crime.

Not sure of my reasonings behind annoying people, quite possible I was just being a dick at that time.
User avatar #99 to #98 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
alright then.


So how are you?
User avatar #100 to #99 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I am okay I guess, frustrated with my own life due to lack of direction and uncertainty about my own future, my desires, my view on the world is taking shape, got my own apartment, got a interest for US politics and I don't know how long I've been trying to accept the thought of dying.
User avatar #102 to #100 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
well i'd like to stay and chat, but i have a cold and pretty exhausted. gnight man.
User avatar #101 to #100 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
hmmm... seems like you have some turmoil for yourself, but much of it being spawned from general worry.

are you religious at all?
User avatar #103 to #101 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Nay, I am anti-theist, when I die, my mind, EVERYTHING that I am, every emotion, every waking moment, every fletting second of joy, every single bit of endured pain and sorrow will die with me, this life of which I love, everything good, it won't be gone but I shall never more enjoy the setting sun on the Horizon nor the comfort of my bed.. Just.. Everything will be gone.

There awaits me nothing in death, not even a big empty void, no colors, no thoughts, no feelings, no loved ones that you lost, although I find seduction to finaly see my father again and maybe ask him if I did good in life, but no, only the cold earth awaits me, and no matter how much I would try to grasp for something to pull myself out of the grave, the rope turns to smoke in my hands.
User avatar #105 to #103 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
i gotta get off, cya tomorrow.
User avatar #106 to #105 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Take care and get well.
User avatar #107 to #106 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
i cant sleep, so ill stay up a little longer
User avatar #108 to #107 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
You know of the band ''Poets of the Fall''?
User avatar #109 to #108 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
no, why
User avatar #111 to #110 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
my folks are asleep so i cant really listen to it without eardbuds, which i don't have, sorry.
User avatar #112 to #111 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
No worries, I'll remind you in the morning
User avatar #104 to #103 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
what makes you think there's absolutely nothing?
#54 - kjpuffin (06/13/2012) [-]
Sup dude, how've ya been?
Sup dude, how've ya been?
#52 - ChromedDragon (06/11/2012) [-]
just for you
just for you
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#33 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :)
#32 - mrgobblygoob (03/25/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day :)
User avatar #31 - tesa (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
#30 - mrlolzms (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day! :3
#16 - goodguygregmazz (03/07/2012) [-]
<-- you being a 						******
<-- you being a ******
User avatar #15 - ojangerfoeva (03/07/2012) [-]
No offence, But you're a ******
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User avatar #13 - mcquiston (03/07/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
#12 - carnivoroushippy (03/06/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #10 - nildnas (03/06/2012) [-]
Love you man
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