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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: GameBoy Color, PS2
Video Games Played: TF2, WoW, SC2, Alan Wake, Super Meat Boy, Binding of Isaac, Diablo 2, Half-Life
Interests: Steam, Computer games, Card games, Socializing, Comedy
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Denmark
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#135 - Pretty sure you're wrong, people are still going crazy over be… 07/27/2014 on A picture of your typical... 0
#70 - Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... 07/27/2014 on Gluten Sensitivity 0
#65 - And what exactly makes you think that I am a hippy?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Gluten Sensitivity 0
#67 - archael (07/27/2014) [-]
Oh, you're still talking.

*sigh*
#70 - certifiedidiot (07/27/2014) [-]
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....
#63 - How are they sissies?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Gluten Sensitivity 0
#64 - archael (07/27/2014) [-]
Oh jeez, Mr. Hippy... Do we really need to do the whole "they're not sissies just because they're inconvenienced by something they can't control," thing?
User avatar #65 - certifiedidiot (07/27/2014) [-]
And what exactly makes you think that I am a hippy?
#67 - archael (07/27/2014) [-]
Oh, you're still talking.

*sigh*
#70 - certifiedidiot (07/27/2014) [-]
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....
#286 - Not just that, it could be a real account, but never be s… 07/26/2014 on Unhappy customer +2
#281 - You're new around here?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Unhappy customer +2
User avatar #282 - twatter (07/26/2014) [-]
I just realized it's a troll account.
'tis I, who is the stupid one.
User avatar #286 - certifiedidiot (07/26/2014) [-]
Not just that, it could be a real account, but never be surprised by people's stupidity, never.

People will always say/do stupid shit and the internet seems capable of acting as a amplification device.

People will do stupid shit, and in regards to what sort of shit they might pull off, just think of Murphy's Law
#109 - Now I'm hungry.. 07/24/2014 on Anon has CP folder 0
#259 - Why? Because I'm tired of the middle east constantly … 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? +1
#70 - Not really, someone has to fucking to do it. 07/23/2014 on smart +2
#131 - Well I wasn't entirely fucking wrong then I guess. Bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Dead Space 0
#133 - goddammitphil (07/21/2014) [-]

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User avatar #155 to #154 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Sorry, but I don't like anime, I'll change the thumbs if that'll make you happy, have a nice day.
#156 to #155 - billywonka (07/06/2014) [-]
no no leave them i was just curious
#157 to #156 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Too late, they're green now.
Too late, they're green now.
User avatar #136 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
HEEEEEEEEEEY!

You deleted the philosophical comments!
User avatar #137 to #136 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Decided to do some spring cleaning. :U
User avatar #138 to #137 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
:'(

I loved that.
User avatar #139 to #138 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Eh, it was nothing special, besides, I can rant about a fuckton of stuff.
User avatar #140 to #139 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
I guess so, yeah.

I thought about making a long, pessimistic poem in response to the sugary sweet liquid syrup cute stuff I saw yesterday at the speech day. God damn. Maybe I should complete it
User avatar #141 to #140 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Speech day?
User avatar #142 to #141 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
The only translation to "avslutningsdag" i could find.. i know you're danish, do you understand the "avslutningsdag"?
User avatar #143 to #142 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Aye, you go to some form of school?
User avatar #145 to #143 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
jeez man, 5 anons. did not know you were this popular
User avatar #146 to #145 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
wat da fack
User avatar #149 to #146 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
just one now...
User avatar #144 to #143 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
i did. it was basically just a 'pause school'. fell into depression about halfway into the first year on one of my schools. this school took way too much effort to go to though, it was generally not worth it. the trip to it took about 1 hour and then we had almost no homework, no strict plan of working, sloppy teachers generally, uninteresting subjects (no, I'm not talking about math, just things like art. the art class was about 2 hours long or something, preposterous)... this was the first and last year at that school.

I'm hoping to join a school where I can read philosophy, basic sociology and math. also pursue some interests in music.
User avatar #147 to #144 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Ah fair enough, I'm just waiting for the International here, nothing much going on.
User avatar #150 to #148 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
What does IB stand for?
User avatar #151 to #150 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
international bachelaurette something like that
User avatar #152 to #151 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Long live The International It's a e-sports world championship of Dota 2, so far the prize pool this year is 8.8 million dollars and is predicted to reach 10 million before the start of the tournament.

You need to login to view this link

It's starting.. I think july 17th.
User avatar #153 to #152 - revengeforfreeze (06/07/2014) [-]
Cool, dude.
User avatar #121 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
k den
User avatar #117 - revengeforfreeze (01/01/2014) [-]
rate quality of life scale from 1-10
User avatar #122 to #117 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
3.5
User avatar #123 to #122 - revengeforfreeze (02/19/2014) [-]
Seriously? That's not high. What's up?
User avatar #124 to #123 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Sorry, but I am rather curious as to who you are and why you're asking me these questions.
User avatar #125 to #124 - revengeforfreeze (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't really have much of am identity.

Reason is unknown even to me.
User avatar #126 to #125 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I smell some major bull.

But the reason I vote my quality of life low is due to me being very broke, my future is in a limbo with my life going nowhere, I have a burning hatred for myself and expect nothing but disappointment and failure from myself.

In my own words, I'm a good for nothing piece of shit that no one should ever depend upon.

I think too much about things I can't possibly hope to affect.

Just to name a few.
User avatar #127 to #126 - revengeforfreeze (02/19/2014) [-]
So, who do you think I am then?

Interesting, sounds like me. Just remove the bad economice situation and add a lethal disease (used to be lethal anyway)

What kind of things you think about usually? I used to think a lot of the heat death of the universe
User avatar #128 to #127 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
No idea who you are, but everyone got an identity whether they agree to it or not.

And just what disease are we talking about?

Mostly politics, right or wrong, humanity as a species, our future and the universe and also all the crap I wish I could have done differently and what I should do
User avatar #129 to #128 - revengeforfreeze (02/19/2014) [-]
Okay then, I guess. I have a lot of things that define me though I think it would be of little help to you finding out who I am

Wegeners granulomatosis

Interesting. Well, surely, politics you can change?
User avatar #130 to #129 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Could ya then tell me why you suddenly started chatting to me?

And not without getting into politics as a job and I'd somewhat rather just die than getting myself into that circus of horse shit.
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze (02/19/2014) [-]
You mean responding on the ponythread?

I was looking through some comments by a user called "temptemporal" and I found a comment by you and I thought about this comment here

Hahahah circus of horse shit xD
Well.. I guess so. What're you unhappy with right now about the government and what not?
User avatar #132 to #131 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
There isn't a whole lot going on in my own country of Denmark, but when I look around the world, it just gets weird, confusing and down right painful to watch.

But I mostly tend to just stick to self-loathing lately.

So I guess got that going for me.
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, I ageer to that. Not much happens around my place either. Which is good, in a way, boring in another. But oh well, humans are never satisifed.

Oh, ok. I understand.. I hopey ou fix it thuogh.. :­(
User avatar #120 to #117 - revengeforfreeze (02/16/2014) [-]
i mean this post
certifiedidiot
User avatar #94 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
your personality has changed in the past year, hasn't it?
User avatar #95 to #94 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #97 to #95 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
as for why im here, i was just browsing profiles, and for some reason you were blocked, maybe due to the spam. well you're unblocked now
User avatar #96 to #95 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i remember how you were when you spammed jens stolenberg and annoyed a lot of people, but looking through this piece of philosophy below and skimming your recent comments, you seemed to be a changed man. at least a matured one.
User avatar #98 to #96 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I think I only posted it once and just took credit for what an anon did to see the reaction of people once they were capable of placing a person in link with the crime.

Not sure of my reasonings behind annoying people, quite possible I was just being a dick at that time.
User avatar #99 to #98 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
alright then.


So how are you?
User avatar #100 to #99 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I am okay I guess, frustrated with my own life due to lack of direction and uncertainty about my own future, my desires, my view on the world is taking shape, got my own apartment, got a interest for US politics and I don't know how long I've been trying to accept the thought of dying.
User avatar #102 to #100 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
well i'd like to stay and chat, but i have a cold and pretty exhausted. gnight man.
User avatar #101 to #100 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
hmmm... seems like you have some turmoil for yourself, but much of it being spawned from general worry.

are you religious at all?
User avatar #103 to #101 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Nay, I am anti-theist, when I die, my mind, EVERYTHING that I am, every emotion, every waking moment, every fletting second of joy, every single bit of endured pain and sorrow will die with me, this life of which I love, everything good, it won't be gone but I shall never more enjoy the setting sun on the Horizon nor the comfort of my bed.. Just.. Everything will be gone.

There awaits me nothing in death, not even a big empty void, no colors, no thoughts, no feelings, no loved ones that you lost, although I find seduction to finaly see my father again and maybe ask him if I did good in life, but no, only the cold earth awaits me, and no matter how much I would try to grasp for something to pull myself out of the grave, the rope turns to smoke in my hands.
User avatar #105 to #103 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i gotta get off, cya tomorrow.
User avatar #106 to #105 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Take care and get well.
User avatar #107 to #106 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
i cant sleep, so ill stay up a little longer
User avatar #108 to #107 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
You know of the band ''Poets of the Fall''?
User avatar #111 to #110 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
my folks are asleep so i cant really listen to it without eardbuds, which i don't have, sorry.
User avatar #112 to #111 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
No worries, I'll remind you in the morning
User avatar #104 to #103 - garymotherfingoak (06/10/2013) [-]
what makes you think there's absolutely nothing?
#54 - kjpuffin (06/13/2012) [-]
Sup dude, how've ya been?
Sup dude, how've ya been?
#52 - ChromedDragon (06/11/2012) [-]
just for you
just for you
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#33 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :)
#32 - mrgobblygoob (03/25/2012) [-]
I hope you have a nice day :)
User avatar #31 - tesa (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
#30 - mrlolzms (03/25/2012) [-]
Have a nice day! :3
User avatar #19 - akittywithaguitar ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
:3
#18 - otik (03/07/2012) [-]
sup nigger
#17 - magicsauce (03/07/2012) [-]
you black nigger
#16 - goodguygregmazz (03/07/2012) [-]
<-- you being a nigger
<-- you being a nigger
User avatar #15 - ojangerfoeva (03/07/2012) [-]
No offence, But you're a nigger
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User avatar #13 - mcquiston (03/07/2012) [-]
You're a nigger.
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