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#81 - Why make up a story like this? It's not better for your cause.… 07/09/2015 on Dragonkin 0
#142 - Picture 07/07/2015 on Tom Cruise News -5
#134 - I don't know. I thought they spiced things up a bit.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2015 on Tom Cruise News -7
#138 - anon (07/07/2015) [-]
no, the occasional guy on a street corner holding a sign saying "the end is near" spices things up. Scientologists legitimately intimidate, harass and even kill.
#142 - censius (07/07/2015) [-]
#102 - I feel like he'd sacrifice his marriage to make us all miserable  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on it happens one chapter... +2
#106 - epicawe (07/01/2015) [-]
Aye. If she'd leave him because of a fictional character she wouldn't be worth holding on to. GRRM doesn't give a shit.
#67 - These webms are not very dank. 06/28/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 4 -2
#121 - War mines are internationally illegal. At least, to those that…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on War Mine Planter +4
User avatar #123 - roxasbaby (06/25/2015) [-]
>>#70, as said here, they no longer are in cases where they automatically explode or disarm themselves after a set amount of time.
#119 - As ******* cool as this is, I think we''ve gotten to th… 06/24/2015 on Game creation has come a... +1
#186 - Okay, so let's say the two black holes above are created by a …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on two black holes merge 0
#187 - thekieran (06/21/2015) [-]
You seem to think that an object is whole when it's compressed.

If mars and Earth were turned into black holes Earth's black hole would be about the size of a peanut and mars's would be about the size of the nut inside the shell.

If they were to get caught up in one another's gravity they would be crushed together as one. As if you had two balls of different colour playdough that you kneaded together to make an ugly grey colour. They're not Mars and Earth anymore, they're the Sol-1 Black hole.
#150 - So I have a science question, if sciencexplain would help. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2015 on two black holes merge 0
#175 - thekieran (06/20/2015) [-]
That's why a black hole is created. Anything crushed and compressed passed the Schwartzchild radius has enough gravitational pull to suck in light
That's all a black hole is, all the matter and energy of the object is still there, but it's compressed so far that it pulls in all matter and energy around it. (proportional to it's size)


So if you compressed the Earth to the size of a thimble it would create a very tiny black hole. If you compress the sun to a size of a small city, you'd creat a slightly larger one.

The supermassive black holes that exist in our galaxy and some we can see just wandering the cosmos are results of huge amounts of matter and energy being compressed. Galaxies worth of matter crushed down to sizes incomprehensible without a very long equation.

But to answer you question, no matter is destroyed, It's all there, it's just so dense it seems like it's gone.
User avatar #186 - censius (06/21/2015) [-]
Okay, so let's say the two black holes above are created by a condensed Mars and Earth. The black holes seem to have merged or fused, but they are actually just Mars and Earth pressed together within the combined black holes?
#187 - thekieran (06/21/2015) [-]
You seem to think that an object is whole when it's compressed.

If mars and Earth were turned into black holes Earth's black hole would be about the size of a peanut and mars's would be about the size of the nut inside the shell.

If they were to get caught up in one another's gravity they would be crushed together as one. As if you had two balls of different colour playdough that you kneaded together to make an ugly grey colour. They're not Mars and Earth anymore, they're the Sol-1 Black hole.
#112 - Because liking hip hop and watermelons doesn't make you black.… 06/20/2015 on Rachel Dolezal 0
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User avatar #4 - indonesia (12/16/2014) [-]
happy holidays to you my friends

regards, Indonesia
User avatar #5 to #4 - censius (12/19/2014) [-]
And to you, comrade.
User avatar #1 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
fqu
User avatar #2 to #1 - censius (02/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry? What?
User avatar #3 to #2 - revengeforfreeze (02/21/2014) [-]
prononunce it like "f q"
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