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#108 - It seems like Morgan Freeman is just phoning it in nowadays. … 03/21/2015 on oh my 0
#43 - Kingdom Hearts 3 is lookin' good. 03/12/2015 on Nickelodeon +2
#174 - The world is full of coincidences. I just yesterday posted a … 03/04/2015 on The Fermi Paradox 0
#129 - I like the ones where people are idiots. Not the ones wher… 03/04/2015 on isded part ten billion 0
#90 - Anakin became Vader because of his fear of Padme's predicted d…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2015 on If only -5
User avatar #91 - whitie (03/01/2015) [-]
You sure that getting force choked on a lava planet light years away from medical attention didn't have anything to do with those childbirth complications?
User avatar #96 - superflystickman (03/01/2015) [-]
It wasn't childbirth complications. How do you think Anakin survived that incredibly brutal treatment? Why do you think she died the second Anakin's procedure finished? Palpatine ripped away her connection to The Living Force and funneled it into Anakin to keep him alive
User avatar #105 - seancwatts (03/01/2015) [-]
She died because she lost the will to live. Didnt that happen because she saw the person she loved turn into such a monster? If he helped kill palpatine he would have been there for her and not choked her out. Prob resulting in her not dieing to childbirth. I dont know much about it though, but if what youre saying is true if he killed the senator he would have never had to undergo the operation in the first place.
User avatar #107 - superflystickman (03/01/2015) [-]
She didn't lose the will to live, she was clearly fighting to hold onto her life when she died. Plus Padme was way too badass to just give up, if she wasn't then she wouldn't have been able to unite the Gungans and Naboo proper. The droid said she lost the will to live because droids can't force. The choking was explicitly shown to be nonlethal as she spoke several times afterward, and her death had nothing to do with asphyxiation. And she didn't die from childbirth, they performed an emergency birth because she was dying. When you say killed the senator, you could be talking about two senators. If you mean Palpatine, then duh, things wouldn't have fallen to shit in the first place if he'd done that. If you mean Padme, then no, he still would've needed the operation. He needed the operation because he lost two limbs and then caught fire for a few minutes. Palpatine funneled Padme's connection to the force into him as a way to keep him alive during an operation that would kill basically anyone, much less a severely burned triple amputee
#77 - The most annoying thing about feminazis (not feminists) are th… 03/01/2015 on You've merely culled the weak +1
#99 - I don't mind if there's games objectifying men and women, usin…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on We need more erotic characters +3
#110 - anonymous (02/23/2015) [-]
Except there isn't an Ellie or Elizabeth for every scantily clad woman. And Kojima isn't helping the medium look any more mature by constantly pushing a character's purposely erotic design in everyone's face. Also a character who isn't scantily clad isn't automatically strong, there are plenty of female characters who do absolutely nothing in the game or serve to just be the token femalle, and that's not really "strong". There are very few characters who actually felt well written and human.
#114 - I never got alerts anyway.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on When you notice the new... +1
User avatar #136 - twistedrenegadetwo (02/14/2015) [-]
And another
User avatar #125 - thejoemotes (02/14/2015) [-]
here's one
#30 - To be honest, I"m not that excited about this. Y… 02/12/2015 on Thoughts on this? Im excited! +2
#2919 - So I"m a Buddhist who is living a functioning life out of… 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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User avatar #4 - indonesia (12/16/2014) [-]
happy holidays to you my friends

regards, Indonesia
User avatar #5 to #4 - censius (12/19/2014) [-]
And to you, comrade.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - censius (02/21/2014) [-]
I'm sorry? What?
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