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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:1/10/2014
Location:The Void
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Content Thumbs: 2317 total,  3274 ,  957
Comment Thumbs: 12277 total,  14152 ,  1875
Content Level Progress: 17% (17/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 27.7% (277/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:108363
Times Content Favorited:41 times
Total Comments Made:4712
FJ Points:170
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#20 - Oh, I was unaware 06/23/2013 on Don't say it's name +2
#15 - Well to be fair he is capable of using statistics to cheat in …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on Don't say it's name +2
User avatar #17 - mochidrake (06/23/2013) [-]
in this episode, the professor said that, he and Bender switched bodies at that point
User avatar #20 - celestiasbeard (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh, I was unaware
#57 - An old say one of my teachers used was "Mr. Rogers never …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Good Guy Rogers +56
User avatar #60 - letmetellyouastory (06/23/2013) [-]
What a horrible thing to say to a person.
#72 - My hands are big enough to do this but it still feels more nat… 06/23/2013 on Nintendo secret 0
#47 - My plan was to jack off while staring deeply and passionately … 06/23/2013 on No Pointing Fingers +12
#13 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Well that backfired... +5
#3 - And then one of your fish eat the mushroom 06/22/2013 on I always hated the water level +3
#8 - And here come the ******* thinking everyone is a …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Going to the nexus for... +6
User avatar #19 - crazylance (06/22/2013) [-]
And here come the rest of the community that laugh at everyone and just play for the heck of it.
#47 - The rest of dark souls not good enough for ya punk?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Multiverse crossover +3
User avatar #51 - kronicsmurf (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh no, that's not what im saying. Im addicted to Dark Souls like a hooker is to cock. But im just putting this out there.
#4 - I don't care if I'm missing my chicken nuggets from my happy m…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on should be a reality +5
User avatar #74 - cddamis (06/21/2013) [-]
said no Chinese kid ever
#7 - I usually just waste the funds I save from piracy on the gamin…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Adult Swim on piracy. +240
#299 - makethingsworse (06/21/2013) [-]
All of the alcohol.
User avatar #93 - masterboll (06/21/2013) [-]
i just pirate my games and alcohols
User avatar #119 - dezider (06/21/2013) [-]
pirating alcohols is the best, you just copy it and you still have the original to share with others
#11 - heyzuesy (06/21/2013) [-]
Still goes into the economy!
#391 - StormEagle (06/22/2013) [-]
#390 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
want THE GUN?? BEND OVER FOR TINEEEEE / IS ORANGE DEES COLOR/B;ACK OIS YOURS FUCK CALLING IN THE NIGHT!! OKAY~~ MY CHASE SAID HERES JOHHNNEEE~~ ALL EYES ON ALL-- DON'T ALL GO DOWN WITH THE DEE TAN ICKKKKKKKKK... JUST CAUSE BEE DIDN'T "PLAY IT SAFE" RUINED ALL
#247 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you’re visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#388 - SuperSixONE (06/22/2013) [-]
#2 - Doesn't exactly mean it alive, they are just changing the clot… 06/21/2013 on I am magical 0
#4 - Well if you can't find them in a store you can just make them.… 06/21/2013 on Tumblr is a magical place 0
#16 - Well he's pretty creative when you throw the movies into accou… 06/21/2013 on Holy Shit 0
#97 - I know we are the kings of rape already but guess which specif… 06/21/2013 on Congratulations America! 0
#94 - Correction *victim says sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Congratulations America! 0
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (06/21/2013) [-]
correction
both rapist and victim say sorry
#79 - Well to be fair he's probably so high off his ass from the pai… 06/21/2013 on Sheeeeit -1
#99 - Well depending on the armor it might be less effective in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Zombie survivors +1
User avatar #210 - daentraya (06/21/2013) [-]
Having melee backup would be a great idea, in general. Zombies strength is often their overwhelming numbers, and all the swords in the world won't save you from that. Unless you have Unlimited Blade Works
#131 - Well you know what sir?! you're right  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Classic anime is best anime 0
User avatar #134 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
keep on being fabulous
#129 - You calling me gay ?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Classic anime is best anime 0
User avatar #130 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
I may be insinuating that you are indeed fabulous
User avatar #131 - celestiasbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
Well you know what sir?! you're right
User avatar #134 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
keep on being fabulous
#127 - Yes, yes it is  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Classic anime is best anime 0
User avatar #128 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
das ghey
#129 - celestiasbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
You calling me gay?
User avatar #130 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
I may be insinuating that you are indeed fabulous
User avatar #131 - celestiasbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
Well you know what sir?! you're right
User avatar #134 - whycanticaps (06/20/2013) [-]
keep on being fabulous
#3 - And never look back 06/20/2013 on Running through Life. 0
#6 - Considering Lego works with DC and Marvel we might, just might… 06/20/2013 on The Lego Movie +7
#4 - Beach one is by far the easiest to hide, just dig a small hole…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Different Stiffy's +124
#34 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
implying black guys have big dicks... look up the average length by race... it's just the few huge dicked black pornstars that skew our perceptions, but they are PORNSTARS so of course they arent ordinary
#36 - jointure (06/20/2013) [-]
shut up anon
#12 - You might need to get something a bit stronger than that to co… 06/20/2013 on What If 0
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#395 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Fabulous Gem Lance 240x240
Fabulous Gem Lance 240x240
#396 to #395 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
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120x120
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User avatar #389 - OminousDemon (12/16/2012) [-]
uh thanks so much o:
was not expecting that
<3
User avatar #390 to #389 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Glad to help out
User avatar #381 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
Thank you so much, and i like the items you've posted.
User avatar #382 to #381 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Thanks, that actually means a lot considering I don't hear it too much
User avatar #383 to #382 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
Make 'em yourself?
User avatar #384 to #383 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Most of them but some are designs my friends drew out, still have a lot to get around to though
User avatar #385 to #384 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
They look tight as **** , what program you use to animate?
User avatar #386 to #385 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
Combinations of photoshop, after effects, and paint.net
User avatar #387 to #386 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
The animation is not choppy at ALL...impressive. Why'd you quit items?
User avatar #388 to #387 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
The gifs were made by flutteryay so don't give me too much credit, I just designed the weapon be he did the cool animations. And as for items it just got really boring honestly, but sadly I talk to you guys more than people irl which is why i hang around
User avatar #391 to #388 - iloverapingmen (12/16/2012) [-]
d00d y u being so nice to me, thanks for the wooden chests. The designs are still very impressive, do you sketch it on paper first?

And, yeah, hanging around the item board isn't too bad, especially when you're always gifting lel.
User avatar #392 to #391 - celestiasbeard (12/16/2012) [-]
You keep asking for them on the board, if I have something I don't need that someone else does it's nice to help them out. And yeah, I go through a few rough sketches and have some people look it over for some advice and then I scan it and retrace it in You need to login to view this link
#351 - celestiasbeard (12/14/2012) [-]
New Blood Rage 240x240
New Blood Rage 240x240
#352 to #351 - celestiasbeard (12/14/2012) [-]
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120x120
User avatar #260 - khl (11/30/2012) [-]
Dont suppose you are trading the broken sword ?
User avatar #261 to #260 - celestiasbeard (11/30/2012) [-]
Nope, i quit and so far it's the only item i wanted to keep
User avatar #262 to #261 - khl (11/30/2012) [-]
makes sense, cheers anyways
User avatar #233 - dirtydamhippie (11/27/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #231 - betta ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
hey, can you take a look at my idea? I'm asking you because you also seem like the person who wants to contribute to this game.

funnyjunk.com/items/1783857#1783857
User avatar #220 - damanloki (11/24/2012) [-]
thanks so much , thanks to you i have over 30 new uniques !
#219 - prestonjohns (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank you for the items that i was able to get.
User avatar #218 - ccben (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #217 - foreveraloneagain (11/24/2012) [-]
/thank you for the items <3
User avatar #214 - givemeyouritems (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for everything bro.
User avatar #215 to #214 - givemeyouritems (11/24/2012) [-]
How much for the sword?
User avatar #216 to #215 - celestiasbeard (11/24/2012) [-]
just no man, read the lower comment, the sword is going to be used for symbolism
#212 - prestonjohns (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #211 - mrstrong (11/24/2012) [-]
thank you for the items :)
User avatar #210 - kenada (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks <3

Why are you keeping the sword?
I wish I could trade for it
User avatar #213 to #210 - celestiasbeard (11/24/2012) [-]
my first item was a normal sword, grinding out items has broken it
User avatar #209 - iloverapingmen (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for everything.
User avatar #206 - purplemonkeybob (11/24/2012) [-]
holy **** thanks bro
User avatar #205 - Tygioh (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank you!! :DD
User avatar #204 - Yojimbo (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks again!
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