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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
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#8 - Can I do this? Get me a 100 meter wall, a 100 meter titan, and… 06/26/2013 on Hey FJ can u Do dis? +1
#15 - Of course it's not like that. You need to get an application, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on How Christians think... +21
#140 - redteamgriff (06/27/2013) [-]
b......but they said I had potential during the interview.....things were going so well....
#248 - TurtleOnItsBack (06/27/2013) [-]
Probably due to a lack of experience
#8 - They use the same thing for egg Mc Muffins at Mc Donalds and m…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Japanese Egg +1
User avatar #21 - masonfool (06/26/2013) [-]
Actually they don't use these at mcdonalds I worked there for a long while...I wish we used these.
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2013) [-]
no we dont
#12 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
I was a patty flipper at Mc Donalds for a while and I had to cook these up whenever I was scheduled for mornings, but you are right a bit. The picture above looks a lot more elegant and a tiny bit smaller but it's the same thing just different in appearance and size.
#48 - It was my third time playing diamond before running into my fi… 06/26/2013 on First Shiny! 0
#12 - you ghey, you made me think i was about to have to multi-task …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Congratulations! It's an egg! +1
User avatar #14 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Haha are you bothered brethren
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
Only a bit, nothing too earth shattering. I would say you getting a vasectomy with a pair of rusty toe nail clippers should be a simple enough description of how not angry I am.
User avatar #16 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Of course nothing like a rustynailsectamy.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
rustynailsectomy, i think I shall use that term from now on
User avatar #18 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Feel free to do so.
#46 - Shhh, it's ok. We were all there once and who knows, maybe you…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on First Shiny! 0
#47 - danilawleit (06/26/2013) [-]
The worst part is I've played every gen pokemon game more than once.
User avatar #48 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
It was my third time playing diamond before running into my first ugly little fuck, but he got me a decent piplup so he wasn't all that bad of use
#10 - Well of course they aren't actual eggs, they are still sentien…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Congratulations! It's an egg! +2
User avatar #11 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
By celestiasbeard you are right thy are classified as egg type pokemon.
User avatar #12 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
you ghey, you made me think i was about to have to multi-task between comments and made me feel a fool. but yes, they are "eggs"
User avatar #14 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Haha are you bothered brethren
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
Only a bit, nothing too earth shattering. I would say you getting a vasectomy with a pair of rusty toe nail clippers should be a simple enough description of how not angry I am.
User avatar #16 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Of course nothing like a rustynailsectamy.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
rustynailsectomy, i think I shall use that term from now on
User avatar #18 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Feel free to do so.
#4 - My dad tried giving me lessons in driving and he thought it wo… 06/26/2013 on Mfw taking driving lessons... 0
#72 - The only thing I really care about up there is oddworld becaus… 06/26/2013 on Golden Age Of Gaming Part 2 0
#8 - But, but every pokedex entry (excluding pokemon stadiums seed …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Congratulations! It's an egg! +1
User avatar #9 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
They certainly do not, the first three pokedex from gen one all say It is often_ mistaken_ for eggs. When disturbed, they gather quickly and attack in swarms.
User avatar #10 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
Well of course they aren't actual eggs, they are still sentient beings capable of thought and action definitely excelling in the first part since they can use a form of telepathy no other known pokemon can interfere with. Also they are classified as the "Egg type pokemon" (and i think it might be bad that i thought that out in a pokedex's voice)
User avatar #11 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
By celestiasbeard you are right thy are classified as egg type pokemon.
User avatar #12 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
you ghey, you made me think i was about to have to multi-task between comments and made me feel a fool. but yes, they are "eggs"
User avatar #14 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Haha are you bothered brethren
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
Only a bit, nothing too earth shattering. I would say you getting a vasectomy with a pair of rusty toe nail clippers should be a simple enough description of how not angry I am.
User avatar #16 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Of course nothing like a rustynailsectamy.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
rustynailsectomy, i think I shall use that term from now on
User avatar #18 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Feel free to do so.
#6 - Picture 06/26/2013 on pokemans +6
#6 - If they truely are seeds then why isn't the pokemon called See…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Congratulations! It's an egg! +50
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2013) [-]
the series was'nt created in english you know...
User avatar #20 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
How did I not know this before? Oh god!!!!!11!!!111one!!1!
User avatar #7 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Its called eggsecute because of its egg like shape, once believed to be eggs, eggs don't turn into trees. refer to the video.
User avatar #8 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
But, but every pokedex entry (excluding pokemon stadiums seed loving gay ass) says that the Ed boys are wrong
User avatar #9 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
They certainly do not, the first three pokedex from gen one all say It is often_ mistaken_ for eggs. When disturbed, they gather quickly and attack in swarms.
User avatar #10 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
Well of course they aren't actual eggs, they are still sentient beings capable of thought and action definitely excelling in the first part since they can use a form of telepathy no other known pokemon can interfere with. Also they are classified as the "Egg type pokemon" (and i think it might be bad that i thought that out in a pokedex's voice)
User avatar #11 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
By celestiasbeard you are right thy are classified as egg type pokemon.
User avatar #12 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
you ghey, you made me think i was about to have to multi-task between comments and made me feel a fool. but yes, they are "eggs"
User avatar #14 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Haha are you bothered brethren
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
Only a bit, nothing too earth shattering. I would say you getting a vasectomy with a pair of rusty toe nail clippers should be a simple enough description of how not angry I am.
User avatar #16 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Of course nothing like a rustynailsectamy.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
rustynailsectomy, i think I shall use that term from now on
User avatar #18 - crazyhindu (06/26/2013) [-]
Feel free to do so.
#4 - That would work, in the early 60's. Now a days you have to tak… 06/26/2013 on The Joys of Marriage +7
#14 - das ghey... continue 06/26/2013 on Happened to me before +15
#21 - I don't EV train and I manage to win half the time when playin… 06/26/2013 on Pokemon +1
#19 - Ah, i loved the 90s. Spent so much time crying and ****… 06/26/2013 on 90's Kids +31
#50 - Actually it kind of cost him everything 06/26/2013 on FMA 0
#49 - He's also not blue enough and he is missing his head dangley, … 06/26/2013 on FMA 0
#68 - Shhhh, it will all be all right. just imagine it's not filled …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Dark Souls Community Poll +1
User avatar #70 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
.....The.. crows.... THE CROWS!!!!
#65 - You can kill the spear wielders with flame tempest and get sev…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Dark Souls Community Poll +1
User avatar #67 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
I's scared of it
User avatar #68 - celestiasbeard (06/25/2013) [-]
Shhhh, it will all be all right. just imagine it's not filled with wheel skeletons, pus faces, crow men, and spear chucking blobs.
User avatar #70 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
.....The.. crows.... THE CROWS!!!!
#62 - I actually have 2 more above 100 but one of them is a joke pvp…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Dark Souls Community Poll +1
User avatar #63 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
The painted world? No thanks! I go there to get the Red Sign Soapstone and the spells and I'm out, never go back, never forgive, never forget. I have 3 characters: Level 15 Warrior, level 50 Sorcerer, Level 184 Deprived. Because science demands a blood sacrifice
User avatar #65 - celestiasbeard (06/25/2013) [-]
You can kill the spear wielders with flame tempest and get several thousand souls per run depending on which play through you are on and if you are using avarice and silver serpent ring. But it does make leveling a piece of cake and if you want to upgrade items. But of course if it has traumatized you it's ok.
User avatar #67 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
I's scared of it
User avatar #68 - celestiasbeard (06/25/2013) [-]
Shhhh, it will all be all right. just imagine it's not filled with wheel skeletons, pus faces, crow men, and spear chucking blobs.
User avatar #70 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
.....The.. crows.... THE CROWS!!!!
#59 - Bandit My first character is at 178 right now but i use my…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Dark Souls Community Poll +1
User avatar #61 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
Nice, two characters at or above 100! I can't even get my mage past 50 because I can't stop playing my warrior
User avatar #62 - celestiasbeard (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually have 2 more above 100 but one of them is a joke pvp character and another is a high level pvp mage but he never see the light of day. It's quite easy to do if you grind in Ariamis
User avatar #63 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
The painted world? No thanks! I go there to get the Red Sign Soapstone and the spells and I'm out, never go back, never forgive, never forget. I have 3 characters: Level 15 Warrior, level 50 Sorcerer, Level 184 Deprived. Because science demands a blood sacrifice
User avatar #65 - celestiasbeard (06/25/2013) [-]
You can kill the spear wielders with flame tempest and get several thousand souls per run depending on which play through you are on and if you are using avarice and silver serpent ring. But it does make leveling a piece of cake and if you want to upgrade items. But of course if it has traumatized you it's ok.
User avatar #67 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
I's scared of it
User avatar #68 - celestiasbeard (06/25/2013) [-]
Shhhh, it will all be all right. just imagine it's not filled with wheel skeletons, pus faces, crow men, and spear chucking blobs.
User avatar #70 - jesusnipple (06/25/2013) [-]
.....The.. crows.... THE CROWS!!!!
#3 - I must have beaten this game a couple dozen times when i was y… 06/25/2013 on Intredasting +30
#34 - Picture 06/25/2013 on So the other night. . . +13
#326 - I might have a bit of troubel 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
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