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#23 - Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk… 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? 0
#31 - Even if it's off in some areas it should still be amazing cons…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on New Pokemon anime focusing... +2
#33 - carlsaganrealness (08/17/2013) [-]
Anything is better than the shit that's being churned out nowadays. Seriously I tried watching an episode from the Unova arc, and it was god awful. I was only able to tolerate it for 5 minutes before I gave up
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#34 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I watched a couple of B/W episodes and they weren't too bad and actually reminded me of the real old series, but they weren't exactly what I refer. Maybe we just got old and those things don't amuse us as much as they did when we were younger.
#21 - Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? 0
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#22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
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#23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
#19 - Oooh, so I can actually **** the face mask predator chick? Noice  [+] (22 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? 0
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
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#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
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#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
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#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
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#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
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#67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
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#107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
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#110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
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#108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
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#93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
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#98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
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#94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
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#91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
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#57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
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#97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
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#21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
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#22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
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#23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
#17 - I actually have them on my computer but never got around to pl… 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? 0
#15 - Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but thi…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? +1
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
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#82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
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#95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
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#115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
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#118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
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#18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
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#19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
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#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
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#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
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#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
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#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
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#67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
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#107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
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#110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
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#108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
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#93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
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#98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
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#94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
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#91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
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#57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
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#97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
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#21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
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#22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
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#23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
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#17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#13 - Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a scho…  [+] (33 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? +7
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#14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
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#104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
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#15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
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#82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
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#95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
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#115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
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#118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
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#18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
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#19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
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#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
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#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
User avatar
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
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#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
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#67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
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#107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
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#110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
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#108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
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#93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
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#98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
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#94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
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#91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
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#57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
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#97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
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#21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
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#22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
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#23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
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#17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
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#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
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#14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
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#104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
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#15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
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#82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
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#95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
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#115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
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#118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
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#18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
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#19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
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#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
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#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
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#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
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#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
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#67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
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#107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
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#110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
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#108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
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#93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
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#98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
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#94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
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#91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
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#57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
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#97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
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#21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
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#22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
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#23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
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#17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
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#24 - micekill (08/18/2013) [-]
there are tons of hydrocarbons on titan, could also have some kind of fuel
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#10 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
i think we can both agree that space must be explored, and we must capture alien females for sexytimes.
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#11 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
The kinky things you can imagine some aliens doing with head tails. Oh the sexual space adventure is only something one can hope for in their lifetime.
#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
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#14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
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#104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
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#15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
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#82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
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#95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
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#115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
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#118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
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#18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
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#19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
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#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
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#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
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#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
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#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
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#67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
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#107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
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#110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
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#108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
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#93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
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#98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
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#94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
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#91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
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#57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
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#97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
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#21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
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#22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
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#23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
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#17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#7 - It would be an interesting thought but assuming that if there …  [+] (43 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? 0
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#25 - jdeezifer (08/18/2013) [-]
i think it would be the same oil if the lifeforms that used to reside there were carbon based.
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#8 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
hard to say, i mean depending what the organic matter was made up i suppose it might be a different type of oil, and also given the very different conditions on mars since it might have hypothetically deposited it is possible it would have changed chemically, or had some compounds evaporate without atmospheric pressure. I dont really know enough about Mars, oil, or its formation to comment intelligently on it.
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#9 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm no scientist o the issue either but I do enjoy throwing out hypotheses to see how other people might help me view it and see if they can add anything intelligent.Thank you by the way and you seem to be outstandingly smart.
#24 - micekill (08/18/2013) [-]
there are tons of hydrocarbons on titan, could also have some kind of fuel
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#10 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
i think we can both agree that space must be explored, and we must capture alien females for sexytimes.
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#11 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
The kinky things you can imagine some aliens doing with head tails. Oh the sexual space adventure is only something one can hope for in their lifetime.
#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
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#14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
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#104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
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#15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
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#82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
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#95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
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#115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
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#118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
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#18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
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#19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
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#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
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#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
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#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
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#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
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#67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
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#107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
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#110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
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#108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
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#93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
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#98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
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#94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
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#91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
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#57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
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#97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
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#21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
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#22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
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#23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
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#17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.