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#15 - Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but thi…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? +1
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
User avatar #95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
User avatar #115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
User avatar #118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
User avatar #107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
User avatar #110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
User avatar #98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
User avatar #94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
User avatar #57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
User avatar #97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
User avatar #21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
User avatar #22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
User avatar #23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#13 - Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a scho…  [+] (33 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? +7
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
User avatar #104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
User avatar #95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
User avatar #115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
User avatar #118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
User avatar #107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
User avatar #110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
User avatar #98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
User avatar #94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
User avatar #57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
User avatar #97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
User avatar #21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
User avatar #22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
User avatar #23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#11 - The kinky things you can imagine some aliens doing with head t…  [+] (37 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? +3
#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
User avatar #104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
User avatar #95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
User avatar #115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
User avatar #118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
User avatar #107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
User avatar #110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
User avatar #98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
User avatar #94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
User avatar #57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
User avatar #97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
User avatar #21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
User avatar #22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
User avatar #23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#9 - I'm no scientist o the issue either but I do enjoy throwing ou…  [+] (40 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? 0
#24 - micekill (08/18/2013) [-]
there are tons of hydrocarbons on titan, could also have some kind of fuel
User avatar #10 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
i think we can both agree that space must be explored, and we must capture alien females for sexytimes.
User avatar #11 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
The kinky things you can imagine some aliens doing with head tails. Oh the sexual space adventure is only something one can hope for in their lifetime.
#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
User avatar #104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
User avatar #95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
User avatar #115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
User avatar #118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
User avatar #107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
User avatar #110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
User avatar #98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
User avatar #94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
User avatar #57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
User avatar #97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
User avatar #21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
User avatar #22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
User avatar #23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#7 - It would be an interesting thought but assuming that if there …  [+] (43 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? 0
User avatar #25 - jdeezifer (08/18/2013) [-]
i think it would be the same oil if the lifeforms that used to reside there were carbon based.
User avatar #8 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
hard to say, i mean depending what the organic matter was made up i suppose it might be a different type of oil, and also given the very different conditions on mars since it might have hypothetically deposited it is possible it would have changed chemically, or had some compounds evaporate without atmospheric pressure. I dont really know enough about Mars, oil, or its formation to comment intelligently on it.
User avatar #9 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm no scientist o the issue either but I do enjoy throwing out hypotheses to see how other people might help me view it and see if they can add anything intelligent.Thank you by the way and you seem to be outstandingly smart.
#24 - micekill (08/18/2013) [-]
there are tons of hydrocarbons on titan, could also have some kind of fuel
User avatar #10 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
i think we can both agree that space must be explored, and we must capture alien females for sexytimes.
User avatar #11 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
The kinky things you can imagine some aliens doing with head tails. Oh the sexual space adventure is only something one can hope for in their lifetime.
#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
User avatar #104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
User avatar #95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
User avatar #115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
User avatar #118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
User avatar #107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
User avatar #110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
User avatar #98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
User avatar #94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
User avatar #57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
User avatar #97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
User avatar #21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
User avatar #22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
User avatar #23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#5 - Oil is made from the remains of living or other organic matter…  [+] (45 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? +2
User avatar #6 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
I know what oil is, and you clearly also know that mars may have had life at one point. Perhaps a few billion years ago it had life that slowly died out as the core cooled and it lost its atmosphere. Then the duststorms would have scoured and baked the landscape, hiding most signs of life. If we go there, maybe we can find out.

I am not saying it does have oil, just acknowledging that saying it doesnt is an assumption at this point.
User avatar #7 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
It would be an interesting thought but assuming that if there were organisms once on the face of Mars do you think their genetic components would make an oil drastically different then most oils we see today, considering that living conditions would be drastically different? Also now I'm imagining a Mars scientist looking at Earth and just thinking about it the same way we now think of Mars, that it's just a wasteland.
User avatar #25 - jdeezifer (08/18/2013) [-]
i think it would be the same oil if the lifeforms that used to reside there were carbon based.
User avatar #8 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
hard to say, i mean depending what the organic matter was made up i suppose it might be a different type of oil, and also given the very different conditions on mars since it might have hypothetically deposited it is possible it would have changed chemically, or had some compounds evaporate without atmospheric pressure. I dont really know enough about Mars, oil, or its formation to comment intelligently on it.
User avatar #9 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm no scientist o the issue either but I do enjoy throwing out hypotheses to see how other people might help me view it and see if they can add anything intelligent.Thank you by the way and you seem to be outstandingly smart.
#24 - micekill (08/18/2013) [-]
there are tons of hydrocarbons on titan, could also have some kind of fuel
User avatar #10 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
i think we can both agree that space must be explored, and we must capture alien females for sexytimes.
User avatar #11 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
The kinky things you can imagine some aliens doing with head tails. Oh the sexual space adventure is only something one can hope for in their lifetime.
#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
User avatar #104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
User avatar #95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
User avatar #115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
User avatar #118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
User avatar #107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
User avatar #110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
User avatar #98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
User avatar #94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
User avatar #57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
User avatar #97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
User avatar #21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
User avatar #22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
User avatar #23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#38 - Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask have them and are counted as…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on So my cousin made me this... 0
User avatar #52 - jums (08/18/2013) [-]
Those are gold rupees. Not yellow. Not certain about the Four Swords one, though.
#2 - But there's no oil on Mars  [+] (50 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Can it explode? +12
User avatar #103 - sackit (08/18/2013) [-]
Norway looks for oil...
America just wants: To be first,Guns,Stupid law suits and Freedom
#30 - striderxir (08/18/2013) [-]
there could be gold
User avatar #4 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
we dont know that.
User avatar #5 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oil is made from the remains of living or other organic matter being compressed. Since the only evidence of life on mars known right now is it being in early stages of being born in the form of bacteria it is highly unlikely. Thing is bacteria can also form as a sign of something being long dead and as a sign of life finally coming to an end so it's either barren of oil or is a black gold mine. Still going with option one though.
User avatar #6 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
I know what oil is, and you clearly also know that mars may have had life at one point. Perhaps a few billion years ago it had life that slowly died out as the core cooled and it lost its atmosphere. Then the duststorms would have scoured and baked the landscape, hiding most signs of life. If we go there, maybe we can find out.

I am not saying it does have oil, just acknowledging that saying it doesnt is an assumption at this point.
User avatar #7 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
It would be an interesting thought but assuming that if there were organisms once on the face of Mars do you think their genetic components would make an oil drastically different then most oils we see today, considering that living conditions would be drastically different? Also now I'm imagining a Mars scientist looking at Earth and just thinking about it the same way we now think of Mars, that it's just a wasteland.
User avatar #25 - jdeezifer (08/18/2013) [-]
i think it would be the same oil if the lifeforms that used to reside there were carbon based.
User avatar #8 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
hard to say, i mean depending what the organic matter was made up i suppose it might be a different type of oil, and also given the very different conditions on mars since it might have hypothetically deposited it is possible it would have changed chemically, or had some compounds evaporate without atmospheric pressure. I dont really know enough about Mars, oil, or its formation to comment intelligently on it.
User avatar #9 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm no scientist o the issue either but I do enjoy throwing out hypotheses to see how other people might help me view it and see if they can add anything intelligent.Thank you by the way and you seem to be outstandingly smart.
#24 - micekill (08/18/2013) [-]
there are tons of hydrocarbons on titan, could also have some kind of fuel
User avatar #10 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
i think we can both agree that space must be explored, and we must capture alien females for sexytimes.
User avatar #11 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
The kinky things you can imagine some aliens doing with head tails. Oh the sexual space adventure is only something one can hope for in their lifetime.
#12 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
that made me think of this, if you have ever played mass effect.
#64 - pappysmurf (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going to... Now i definitely will.
#51 - ncsutroll (08/18/2013) [-]
look at that big stupid jellyfish
#13 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Never played the games but that did make me giggle like a school girl. The head tail thing I was referencing was from Star wars: Knights of the Old Republic and in a scene where you are in a bar a person says "One can only imagine what a Twi'lek can do with those head-tails." Sadly this is the closest scene I could find.
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
>implying i dont know what a twi'lek is
User avatar #104 - twi (08/18/2013) [-]
well this was an interesting mention
User avatar #15 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Well no I was trying to find the actual scene and line but this is the best I could scrap up without actually pulling the game out and taking a screenshot myself.
#16 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
star wars ftw

and btw. play mass effect. you will love every second of it up until the last game, which will let you down hard leaving you angry and depressed for weeks. or maybe thats just me.
User avatar #82 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
why dont you like 3?
User avatar #95 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the ending was godawful. Made absolutely no sense, and so it was just you picking between three nonsensical choices, with none of your previous choices mattering.
User avatar #115 - ifightdragons (08/18/2013) [-]
i loved it but i get what your saying about the choices i kept wandering when the rachni queen was coming back was disappointed but still 3 was probably my favorite if it had the same party members as two it would be a definite also i played the third long after release because of the hate it was getting and its my understanding they changed the endings in someway or added another im not sure but i enjoyed my ending i think it was the destroy ending where shepherd lives i dont remember to well
User avatar #118 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
i havent been able to bring myself to play it since my first play-through. I literally raged for weeks.

heres some of why i hated the ending
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.

The entire universe you have come to love is over, mass relays mean you cant travel between distant worlds without spending tens of years doing so. The billions of aliens will starve and die, or fight bitterly over the ruined earth, forever unable to make it home to their planets hundreds of light years away. Colonies like sanctuary will die out, suddenly cut off from the rest of the galaxy. The entire quarian fleet who's planet you returned to them (well i did at least) will never be able to go there now. Etc. etc. etc. Not only was it incredibly unsatisfying, but it just didnt make sense and wasnt explained.
User avatar #18 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
mass effect 1 and 2 are two of the best games i've ever played. great story and you can romance anyone you want... even sexy aliens.
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Oooh, so I can actually fuck the face mask predator chick? Noice
#20 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
yes tali. I highly recommend not going her route, mass effect 3 is even worse if you do.

(i chose tali too, so mysterious and sexy in her suit)
#109 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
"so mysterious and sexy in her suit" but she makes the game worse... pick one
#117 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
oh no i hated the ending too. Tali moment came before and pissed me off and then i settled in and was royally pissed off by every aspect of the ending. That the choices you made earlier dont matter at all. that the earth is nearly destroyed but now has billions of aliens many of whom cant eat earth foods and cant make it back to their homes. that the citadel was a reaper all along WTF then why did Sovereign have to activate it if it was the nerve center and sentient the whole time? Why after choosing my own way in every situation before did i just sit back like a bitch and do whatever the star child said. Why the fuck was there a child in my dreams who ended up being a reaper. Where did the elusive man come from? Literally why the fuck is he here, it adds nothing to the story and makes no sense at all. Why did all three choices suck equally and not make sense. How did the normandy escape the explosion of the mass relays? to do so meant they had to run away like bitches before the explosion went off, meaning they were cowardly running away without me having warned them. That after so much build up going around the galaxy, the solution is to shoot a colored pipe.
The ending didnt answer any questions... at all. It turns out the advanced AI is basically an idiot and his reasoning makes zero sense. Nothing gets wrapped up, the universe gets thrown into turmoil, and we are supposed to be satisfied. Worse still it basically closes the door to being able to have a sequel since the cool part of being able to bounce around the galaxy is gone with the end of the mass relays


I dont know how they could do a ME4 it would be either really brutal in the ruins of earth and the galaxy, or
#120 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
I have to go now so it was nice discussing this with you and I hope BioWare has the decency not to let such a gaming master piece end so horribly...
#119 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
A few details to correct (might help you). The kid you see was just the form the catalyst took for your convenience, based on the real kid who you couldn't save at the start (thus the nightmares). The elusive man was somebody who discovered the reapers and wanted to control them. He was pro human to radical levels and ultimately went crazy when he underestimated the control reaper tech would have on him. I think the Citadel wasn't a reaper, just one of their toys. They wanted to be a myth so nobody would've spent millennia prepping for them. They only killed advanced civilizations. in the DLC, you Promethean crew member mentions Quarians and Salarians but they weren't killed off. It was to limit how far technology grew so synthetics wouldn't kill off all organic life in the universe. But still, the fuck your choices do as we say ending was a horrible thing to me. But as for the Mass Relays, who knows. Maybe they have keepers on board for the event an organic made it to the control center and chose one of the options that were already there, maybe there was a reaper back up plan...
I'm saying there is room for them to BS a ME4. I find that if you get in a tight spot (especially in stories), BSing can get you out of it so hopefully somebody at BioWare has that skill...
#111 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
the world isnt all black and white child. I picked her all three games, and then got to the final one and when we get back to her planet, which i have managed to return her people to she takes off her mask and we get excited for the reveal 3 games in the making... and they dont show her. So still happy her people are saved from their deep space sojourn we return to the ship, and are insulted by the creators who for some unknown reason passed up the chance to show us her face in the one place she could safely be without her suit, and instead give us a crappy stock photo that has been poorly photoshopped. Its the ultimate insult to those who chose tali. They kept it a mystery all 3 games, so when they didnt show you her face on her world, whcih would be the logical reveal, you assume they are going to keep the mystery going. And then instead they show you a piss poor 10 minute project by an intern. Either reveal her and do it right or keep it a mystery. pissed me the fuck off because she was my favorite character.

LOOK AT HER GODDAMN HAND LOOK AT IT.
#113 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
If the mystery of Tali's face was such a huge part of the game for you... I don't know. Maybe I just cared more about the ending where no matter what you do, the basis of space travel is ruined for the galaxy, thus separating all soldiers from their families, I've heard controlling the reapers still leaves earth destroyed, and Commander Shepard is "dead." I hope the ending where the old man says, "Ok, one more story," goes with the N7 chestplate inhaling to mean we'll get a ME4. I've ranted off topic, the Tali BS didn't faze me after everything else about the game.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't disagree more with you.
User avatar #107 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
was supposed to be a question. I chose tali all three games and was very unhappy about mass effect 3. Especially since i was able to make peace between the quarians and Geth, and get her back her homeworld. And then we were there, she took her helmet off and I was excited... this is going to be the big reveal. 3 games, hundreds of hours later this is the logical moment to show me her face. And they dont, so I was like ok thats fine keep the mystery alive... get back on the ship and there is a shitty photoshopped stock photo in my cabin. So the bastards decide to "reveal" her face, but not where they should have and in the most insulting bullshit way imaginable to the fans.
User avatar #110 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
*a stock photo
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was the stock photo. I understand your point saying that they could have put more effort on Tali's looking but I still think that her character is the best.
User avatar #93 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
you enjoyed not being able to see her face, and then have a stock photo in your cabin.
User avatar #98 - arandomanon (08/18/2013) [-]
Is that a question or a sentence?
#59 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you, Tali is the best.
User avatar #94 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
I also picked her all 3 games, which is why mass effect 3 pissed me off.
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (08/18/2013) [-]
In case you didn't know, Tali's face is shown in ME3. Sure it's just a picture, but shut up.
It actually pissed a lot of people off because it's just the stock photo on the left that's slightly edited.
User avatar #91 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
thats what pissed me off. i was standing on her goddamn planet. the one facking place in the universe she could take her mask off. She takes her mask off and they dont show her face. So i'm like ok fine keep the mystery. And then she gives me the goddamn stock photo.
User avatar #57 - xenophaigus (08/18/2013) [-]
They could've done so much better. That's why we're so angry. Yea, this woman in pretty... But it just doesn't feel like Tali
User avatar #97 - sanguinesolitude (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i love tali, she was my favorite, and mass effect 3 made me rage with that move.
User avatar #21 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Any recommended routs to go down actually? Like if you think a specific play route is neat or something that I might enjoy?
User avatar #22 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
not really, i mean its all about choosing your own play style. Be kind or brutal as you see fit. I have heard the female voice actor if you choose female as your character is really really good, but i have only played as the guy. I plan on replaying some day with femshep (female shepard.)

anyways i am off for the night, but i'm gonna friend you because you seem fun
User avatar #23 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Good timing actually cause I have to get off too, hope to talk to you again.
User avatar #17 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I actually have them on my computer but never got around to playing them. Since you and the majority of the internet recommend it I guess I can finally get around to playing it in a couple days.
#3 - taurusguy (08/17/2013) [-]
Then they will put oil on Mars, damn Merica, America is so much better.
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#30 - carlsaganrealness (08/17/2013) [-]
Damn that's a bummer, cause from what I've read so far the manga is bitchin'

Even so I'll be looking forward to it, it's been LONG overdue
User avatar #31 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Even if it's off in some areas it should still be amazing considering the main characters are actually more serious and can hope that they keep it as dark as the manga.
#33 - carlsaganrealness (08/17/2013) [-]
Anything is better than the shit that's being churned out nowadays. Seriously I tried watching an episode from the Unova arc, and it was god awful. I was only able to tolerate it for 5 minutes before I gave up
User avatar #34 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
I watched a couple of B/W episodes and they weren't too bad and actually reminded me of the real old series, but they weren't exactly what I refer. Maybe we just got old and those things don't amuse us as much as they did when we were younger.
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User avatar #37 - jums (08/17/2013) [-]

Twilight Princess: Yellow Rupees are worth 10 Rupees.
Other game that has yellow rupees that isn't Twilight Princess or Wind Waker is Oracle of Seasons, and they can vary from 1, 5, or 20.
User avatar #38 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask have them and are counted as 200s and Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword have them and they are 300s and if you want to get real crazy Four Swords has them but they are worthless until you get 4 which make a 500 rupee
User avatar #52 - jums (08/18/2013) [-]
Those are gold rupees. Not yellow. Not certain about the Four Swords one, though.
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User avatar #59 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i got a fucking holo barrel dragon, stuff of legends, it was like in the anime when yugiss grandfather had the blue eyes and everyone shit their pants everyone where i dueled was drooling
User avatar #60 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
Barrel Dragon was definitely one of my favorites and was actually one I kept because it has such a kickass design. Sadly as far as first cards go I got introduced to the game with a Kaiba Booster Pack. Not to say it wasn't awesome and made me feel really kickass, but just getting an entire deck to start off with made me feel less special since I did not get a specific card from a random pack as my first. Even so some amazing memories were had with that deck.
#56 - I did a couple tournaments but I eventually found myself on th…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty +1
User avatar #57 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
thank god i never got rid of my cards, i still remember my first card too
User avatar #58 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
God, you're making get hit with some nostalgia. Now I have the sudden urge to look at what remains of what used to be a proud collection.
User avatar #59 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i got a fucking holo barrel dragon, stuff of legends, it was like in the anime when yugiss grandfather had the blue eyes and everyone shit their pants everyone where i dueled was drooling
User avatar #60 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
Barrel Dragon was definitely one of my favorites and was actually one I kept because it has such a kickass design. Sadly as far as first cards go I got introduced to the game with a Kaiba Booster Pack. Not to say it wasn't awesome and made me feel really kickass, but just getting an entire deck to start off with made me feel less special since I did not get a specific card from a random pack as my first. Even so some amazing memories were had with that deck.
#54 - While I personally loved people using the card, you and everyo…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty +1
User avatar #55 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i never got involved in tournaments, so i never thought any card was too OP, i just dueled with all the kids that went to a local baby sitter, and me only ever asking for cards got me quite the deck, and as i got older no one would compete and i stopped playing because no one wanted to duel
User avatar #56 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
I did a couple tournaments but I eventually found myself on the same path you were on and decided to get rid of everything except the few cards I loved and cards that I won. I wouldn't mind getting back into it if it wasn't for all the new things they keep adding into it to try and make it more complex.
User avatar #57 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
thank god i never got rid of my cards, i still remember my first card too
User avatar #58 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
God, you're making get hit with some nostalgia. Now I have the sudden urge to look at what remains of what used to be a proud collection.
User avatar #59 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i got a fucking holo barrel dragon, stuff of legends, it was like in the anime when yugiss grandfather had the blue eyes and everyone shit their pants everyone where i dueled was drooling
User avatar #60 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
Barrel Dragon was definitely one of my favorites and was actually one I kept because it has such a kickass design. Sadly as far as first cards go I got introduced to the game with a Kaiba Booster Pack. Not to say it wasn't awesome and made me feel really kickass, but just getting an entire deck to start off with made me feel less special since I did not get a specific card from a random pack as my first. Even so some amazing memories were had with that deck.
#50 - The effect apparently got misprinted and was later changed to …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Field Cannot Be Empty +1
User avatar #52 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
good to know that the inner yu-gay in me is still sharp, and i personnaly think nightmare steel cage is OP
User avatar #54 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
While I personally loved people using the card, you and everyone else seems to hate that card or at least think it's too op. Personally I think there are worse cards that are still usable in tournaments to my knowledge that can get a bit cheaper like Tyrants Temper which nullifies trap cards as long as it's on the field and Naturina Bamboosohot which is practically the same but works on magic cards too.
User avatar #55 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i never got involved in tournaments, so i never thought any card was too OP, i just dueled with all the kids that went to a local baby sitter, and me only ever asking for cards got me quite the deck, and as i got older no one would compete and i stopped playing because no one wanted to duel
User avatar #56 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
I did a couple tournaments but I eventually found myself on the same path you were on and decided to get rid of everything except the few cards I loved and cards that I won. I wouldn't mind getting back into it if it wasn't for all the new things they keep adding into it to try and make it more complex.
User avatar #57 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
thank god i never got rid of my cards, i still remember my first card too
User avatar #58 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
God, you're making get hit with some nostalgia. Now I have the sudden urge to look at what remains of what used to be a proud collection.
User avatar #59 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i got a fucking holo barrel dragon, stuff of legends, it was like in the anime when yugiss grandfather had the blue eyes and everyone shit their pants everyone where i dueled was drooling
User avatar #60 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
Barrel Dragon was definitely one of my favorites and was actually one I kept because it has such a kickass design. Sadly as far as first cards go I got introduced to the game with a Kaiba Booster Pack. Not to say it wasn't awesome and made me feel really kickass, but just getting an entire deck to start off with made me feel less special since I did not get a specific card from a random pack as my first. Even so some amazing memories were had with that deck.
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User avatar #49 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
but the effect says attack not base attack so wouldnt equips just boost avatars effect
User avatar #50 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
The effect apparently got misprinted and was later changed to base attack in later releases of it. I actually used to have both version before I got rid of all my cards.
User avatar #52 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
good to know that the inner yu-gay in me is still sharp, and i personnaly think nightmare steel cage is OP
User avatar #54 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
While I personally loved people using the card, you and everyone else seems to hate that card or at least think it's too op. Personally I think there are worse cards that are still usable in tournaments to my knowledge that can get a bit cheaper like Tyrants Temper which nullifies trap cards as long as it's on the field and Naturina Bamboosohot which is practically the same but works on magic cards too.
User avatar #55 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i never got involved in tournaments, so i never thought any card was too OP, i just dueled with all the kids that went to a local baby sitter, and me only ever asking for cards got me quite the deck, and as i got older no one would compete and i stopped playing because no one wanted to duel
User avatar #56 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
I did a couple tournaments but I eventually found myself on the same path you were on and decided to get rid of everything except the few cards I loved and cards that I won. I wouldn't mind getting back into it if it wasn't for all the new things they keep adding into it to try and make it more complex.
User avatar #57 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
thank god i never got rid of my cards, i still remember my first card too
User avatar #58 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
God, you're making get hit with some nostalgia. Now I have the sudden urge to look at what remains of what used to be a proud collection.
User avatar #59 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
i got a fucking holo barrel dragon, stuff of legends, it was like in the anime when yugiss grandfather had the blue eyes and everyone shit their pants everyone where i dueled was drooling
User avatar #60 - celestiasbeard (08/15/2013) [-]
Barrel Dragon was definitely one of my favorites and was actually one I kept because it has such a kickass design. Sadly as far as first cards go I got introduced to the game with a Kaiba Booster Pack. Not to say it wasn't awesome and made me feel really kickass, but just getting an entire deck to start off with made me feel less special since I did not get a specific card from a random pack as my first. Even so some amazing memories were had with that deck.
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