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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#5480
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#6 - As the amazing artist that I am I find it only right I make an… 06/14/2013 on Life on The Fast Lane +10
#9 - He wasn't angry, just a bit hungy 06/14/2013 on psyduck stop motion food theif -3
#19 - You obviously raised your squirtle wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Just walk away.... +27
#35 - acask (06/13/2013) [-]
nothing wrong with squirtle using flamethrower
#29 - veryboredlookfunny (06/13/2013) [-]
is pidgey raping balbasaur
#33 - devout feminist (06/13/2013) [-]
It's clearly a pigdeotto you ignorant fuck.
#199 - Trust me, you are not alone in this. Just like how there are b… 06/13/2013 on Faith in Humanity Restored 0
#13 - Now just replace the cheese, beef, condiments, and bun with ba… 06/12/2013 on Bacon is better (read... +2
#6 - Abe shall never die, ever 06/12/2013 on This gave me feels +5
#58 - So will they use actual 10 year olds? Also whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy… 06/12/2013 on Japan What the hell? +1
#16 - I don't see any fur on it 06/12/2013 on N +1
#10 - Grasp firmly around the shaft with dominant hand, place feet 1…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Must resist dildo combat?! +2
#21 - methoxica (06/13/2013) [-]
I can't see how that makes hitting with a dildo more serious.
#4 - The white guy is an undercover cop so it is natural 06/12/2013 on solid 7/10 facebook comment 0
#9 - I feel like I could use this 06/12/2013 on Dragons better watch out +64
#23 - Obviously ponies and guns are your hobby. it's nothing to be a… 06/11/2013 on Pony Arsenal +2
#14 - Actually he was capable of paying for this and even did, food … 06/11/2013 on Average Black man +1
#24 - Mods are always a good idea and two that I have been playing i… 06/11/2013 on punny 0
#87 - Picture 06/11/2013 on How not to take a flaming shot +2
#66 - It actually only reduces the light level to 12 which would onl… 06/10/2013 on Scumbag Minecraft... 0
#64 - God I want that man's throbbing penis to grind in my **… 06/10/2013 on Fabulous putin +9
#19 - And here we see the Thor buster armor, specially designed just… 06/10/2013 on Texts From Superheroes Part 2 0
#16 - As much as I loved nostalgic consoles the only thing I would l… 06/09/2013 on Good old days 0
#8 - Why would they ban shorts? They are so comfy and easy to wear  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Sweden +52
#19 - Helle (06/09/2013) [-]
because feminism is the cancer killing our country, same with the immigrants
User avatar #41 - brettyoke (06/10/2013) [-]
I don't understand what feminism has to do with the banning of shorts.
User avatar #72 - thewaronbeingcool (06/10/2013) [-]
It's Sweden. Everything links to Feminism over there.
#6 - Took a year of french and can't remember a single word of it. … 06/09/2013 on Well i thought it was funny +2
#4 - That laugh, it's so haunting and shall carry onto my nightmares 06/09/2013 on Greatest dad ever 0
#4 - Where is this? I must know so I can leave my loved ones for de…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Well i thought it was funny +1
#5 - xsiberx (06/09/2013) [-]
In Montreal, Quebec. If you do come to Montreal, learn french, it will help you greatly.





Pink Floyd is awesome
#7 - impaledsandwich (06/09/2013) [-]
Shit yeah nigga.
#13 - thatmetalguy (06/09/2013) [-]
I can't stay away from a potential Floyd thread
User avatar #6 - celestiasbeard (06/09/2013) [-]
Took a year of french and can't remember a single word of it. Oh well relearning it, buying a plane ticket and a new home in Quebec will all be worth it for subs that come to my front door
#10 - I'm no scientist but assuming they were all balls (ha, i said …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Title +3
#68 - ferdfteenthousand (06/10/2013) [-]
incorrect, the bullet would start to expand as it passes through the first ball and pushes into the next. The way everyone is thinking about it wouldn't make sense.
#14 - Everything's chrome in the future.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Because reasons +125
#99 - tehtrollface (06/10/2013) [-]
#89 - devout feminist (06/10/2013) [-]
I make dubstep as a hobby and I made a song that uses two synth basses with the 'chrome' waveform, and I just had to name it Everything is Chrome in the Future after this episode... not advertising but if you want to hear it heres the url [url deleted]
#19 - PartyPanda (06/09/2013) [-]
"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. "
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