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#25 - I tried it for the first one in a 1600x900 and it turned out a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Morbid Paintings +10
User avatar #103 - captainpatters (06/15/2013) [-]
I love you
#22 - We are here now, our numbers are weak for now but just wait an… 06/15/2013 on This is why I can't have a... +1
#24 - You mean you don't fap with your best friends? God you're so gay  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Fap time? +20
#32 - swagbot (06/15/2013) [-]
yeah i bet u kiss girls faggit
#144 - I thought she had blue nipples for like 10 seconds then I real… 06/15/2013 on Women Are At It Again +3
#180 - Wouldn't take too long, I've been known to be a screamer 06/14/2013 on this could be good +1
#24 - I find it easy for both to deep throat but since dicks are mor…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Favorite popsicle 0
#146 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
I approve of this convo o.o
#38 - Yeah, I was just about to call it quits myself. But it was nic…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
User avatar #39 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I need to contact FromSoft at once!

Later, praise the sun... or the moon... or just Gwynewere's tits.
#36 - Shhhh no need to make things so complex, on another note I fee…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Haha. I didn't notice.

Oh my, look at the time.
User avatar #38 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was just about to call it quits myself. But it was nice talking with you man and only hope your ideas get put into action, they are so amazing
User avatar #39 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I need to contact FromSoft at once!

Later, praise the sun... or the moon... or just Gwynewere's tits.
#34 - I was actually hoping they would add something to buff back de…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah or just plain old damage reduction.
User avatar #36 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Shhhh no need to make things so complex, on another note I feel retarded for not just saying that since your idea is a lot more simpler than mine
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Haha. I didn't notice.

Oh my, look at the time.
User avatar #38 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was just about to call it quits myself. But it was nice talking with you man and only hope your ideas get put into action, they are so amazing
User avatar #39 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I need to contact FromSoft at once!

Later, praise the sun... or the moon... or just Gwynewere's tits.
#32 - I try to limit myself to using 1 of each per match but sometim…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
User avatar #33 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yep.

Oh, shield on back anti backstab technology. Would be nice.

I dun play PVP.
User avatar #34 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I was actually hoping they would add something to buff back defense while a shield is on it. Maybe they will but then the backstab might get fancier like stabbing you under or above the shield or just going for the head
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah or just plain old damage reduction.
User avatar #36 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Shhhh no need to make things so complex, on another note I feel retarded for not just saying that since your idea is a lot more simpler than mine
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Haha. I didn't notice.

Oh my, look at the time.
User avatar #38 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was just about to call it quits myself. But it was nice talking with you man and only hope your ideas get put into action, they are so amazing
User avatar #39 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I need to contact FromSoft at once!

Later, praise the sun... or the moon... or just Gwynewere's tits.
#30 - The idea of parrying a riposte or a backstab might be the sexi…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
User avatar #31 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm just tired of seeing all PVP turn into a circlefight where you either parry or see yourself become a backstab.
User avatar #32 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I try to limit myself to using 1 of each per match but sometimes people get too annoying and just make me have to. But yeah it does get annoying getting riposted but for the most part it is easy to avoid a backstab if you just back away with your shield up and keep locked onto them
User avatar #33 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yep.

Oh, shield on back anti backstab technology. Would be nice.

I dun play PVP.
User avatar #34 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I was actually hoping they would add something to buff back defense while a shield is on it. Maybe they will but then the backstab might get fancier like stabbing you under or above the shield or just going for the head
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah or just plain old damage reduction.
User avatar #36 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Shhhh no need to make things so complex, on another note I feel retarded for not just saying that since your idea is a lot more simpler than mine
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Haha. I didn't notice.

Oh my, look at the time.
User avatar #38 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was just about to call it quits myself. But it was nice talking with you man and only hope your ideas get put into action, they are so amazing
User avatar #39 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I need to contact FromSoft at once!

Later, praise the sun... or the moon... or just Gwynewere's tits.
#28 - 1. We have to start a new chain if you wish to continue talkin…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
User avatar #29 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, new chain!

I honestly like my idea too... and I would love to have some... riposte and backstab counters.
User avatar #30 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
The idea of parrying a riposte or a backstab might be the sexiest thing I have heard all day but sadly I don't think that would ever get implemented because fishers for both tactics would bitch and moan because getting countered all the time. But it still would be a fun new form of fishing so maybe it could work out
User avatar #31 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm just tired of seeing all PVP turn into a circlefight where you either parry or see yourself become a backstab.
User avatar #32 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I try to limit myself to using 1 of each per match but sometimes people get too annoying and just make me have to. But yeah it does get annoying getting riposted but for the most part it is easy to avoid a backstab if you just back away with your shield up and keep locked onto them
User avatar #33 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yep.

Oh, shield on back anti backstab technology. Would be nice.

I dun play PVP.
User avatar #34 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I was actually hoping they would add something to buff back defense while a shield is on it. Maybe they will but then the backstab might get fancier like stabbing you under or above the shield or just going for the head
User avatar #35 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah or just plain old damage reduction.
User avatar #36 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Shhhh no need to make things so complex, on another note I feel retarded for not just saying that since your idea is a lot more simpler than mine
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Haha. I didn't notice.

Oh my, look at the time.
User avatar #38 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was just about to call it quits myself. But it was nice talking with you man and only hope your ideas get put into action, they are so amazing
User avatar #39 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I need to contact FromSoft at once!

Later, praise the sun... or the moon... or just Gwynewere's tits.
#26 - Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speak…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#24 - Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I sha…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +2
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#22 - Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +2
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#20 - I can understand, hr actually has fucked up pretty bad but I t…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +4
User avatar #21 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor poor onionbro.
User avatar #22 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#18 - I actually do feel somewhat bad for Lautrec, I mean he is an a…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +1
#19 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I want to feel bad for him... but I can't.
#20 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I can understand, hr actually has fucked up pretty bad but I try to see it from a different perspective. But then you get to this sad fuck and also Siegmyer that's when depression sets in unless you pick different parts of their respective stories but it still ends the same no matter what for Siegmyer
User avatar #21 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor poor onionbro.
User avatar #22 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#16 - The fire keepers are what made me sad most about the game and …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +3
#17 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I shall admit I felt bad for everyone in the end.


Except you Lautrec. Fuck you!
#18 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I actually do feel somewhat bad for Lautrec, I mean he is an ass but being under the constant embrace of his goddess and being forced to hunt down massive quantities with not much in return can be quite sad. I still kill him, but some of the time it's to put him out of the misery he might be in
#19 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I want to feel bad for him... but I can't.
#20 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I can understand, hr actually has fucked up pretty bad but I try to see it from a different perspective. But then you get to this sad fuck and also Siegmyer that's when depression sets in unless you pick different parts of their respective stories but it still ends the same no matter what for Siegmyer
User avatar #21 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor poor onionbro.
User avatar #22 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#14 - I love you too papa nito  [+] (13 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +3
#15 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Also MFW fighting Sif, Artorias and Gwyn.
#16 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
The fire keepers are what made me sad most about the game and killing Quaelag when knowing she was more than likely just trying to help her sister...Damn this game actually does have quite a bit of sad moments
#17 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I shall admit I felt bad for everyone in the end.


Except you Lautrec. Fuck you!
#18 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I actually do feel somewhat bad for Lautrec, I mean he is an ass but being under the constant embrace of his goddess and being forced to hunt down massive quantities with not much in return can be quite sad. I still kill him, but some of the time it's to put him out of the misery he might be in
#19 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I want to feel bad for him... but I can't.
#20 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I can understand, hr actually has fucked up pretty bad but I try to see it from a different perspective. But then you get to this sad fuck and also Siegmyer that's when depression sets in unless you pick different parts of their respective stories but it still ends the same no matter what for Siegmyer
User avatar #21 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor poor onionbro.
User avatar #22 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#12 - My favorite trap can't be a neckbeard, don't say it is so  [+] (16 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +2
#13 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I am really sorry.

But yeah, Gwyndolin is a cool trap.
#40 - bossguycumsplash (06/14/2013) [-]
#14 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I love you too papa nito
#15 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Also MFW fighting Sif, Artorias and Gwyn.
#16 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
The fire keepers are what made me sad most about the game and killing Quaelag when knowing she was more than likely just trying to help her sister...Damn this game actually does have quite a bit of sad moments
#17 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I shall admit I felt bad for everyone in the end.


Except you Lautrec. Fuck you!
#18 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I actually do feel somewhat bad for Lautrec, I mean he is an ass but being under the constant embrace of his goddess and being forced to hunt down massive quantities with not much in return can be quite sad. I still kill him, but some of the time it's to put him out of the misery he might be in
#19 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I want to feel bad for him... but I can't.
#20 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I can understand, hr actually has fucked up pretty bad but I try to see it from a different perspective. But then you get to this sad fuck and also Siegmyer that's when depression sets in unless you pick different parts of their respective stories but it still ends the same no matter what for Siegmyer
User avatar #21 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor poor onionbro.
User avatar #22 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#10 - Baby cage you say? 06/14/2013 on 27 early inventions +7
#10 - I would pay so much to see it and watch the fuck out of it, su…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +2
#11 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Aww yea.


Erh... about that...
#12 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
My favorite trap can't be a neckbeard, don't say it is so
#13 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I am really sorry.

But yeah, Gwyndolin is a cool trap.
#40 - bossguycumsplash (06/14/2013) [-]
#14 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I love you too papa nito
#15 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Also MFW fighting Sif, Artorias and Gwyn.
#16 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
The fire keepers are what made me sad most about the game and killing Quaelag when knowing she was more than likely just trying to help her sister...Damn this game actually does have quite a bit of sad moments
#17 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I shall admit I felt bad for everyone in the end.


Except you Lautrec. Fuck you!
#18 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I actually do feel somewhat bad for Lautrec, I mean he is an ass but being under the constant embrace of his goddess and being forced to hunt down massive quantities with not much in return can be quite sad. I still kill him, but some of the time it's to put him out of the misery he might be in
#19 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I want to feel bad for him... but I can't.
#20 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I can understand, hr actually has fucked up pretty bad but I try to see it from a different perspective. But then you get to this sad fuck and also Siegmyer that's when depression sets in unless you pick different parts of their respective stories but it still ends the same no matter what for Siegmyer
User avatar #21 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor poor onionbro.
User avatar #22 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#8 - Finally a use for dark souls pictures  [+] (20 new replies) 06/14/2013 on You do sun the praise even!? +2
User avatar #9 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Dark Souls: The Anime.
#10 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I would pay so much to see it and watch the fuck out of it, such a delicious trap to be animated
#11 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Aww yea.


Erh... about that...
#12 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
My favorite trap can't be a neckbeard, don't say it is so
#13 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I am really sorry.

But yeah, Gwyndolin is a cool trap.
#40 - bossguycumsplash (06/14/2013) [-]
#14 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I love you too papa nito
#15 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Also MFW fighting Sif, Artorias and Gwyn.
#16 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
The fire keepers are what made me sad most about the game and killing Quaelag when knowing she was more than likely just trying to help her sister...Damn this game actually does have quite a bit of sad moments
#17 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I shall admit I felt bad for everyone in the end.


Except you Lautrec. Fuck you!
#18 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I actually do feel somewhat bad for Lautrec, I mean he is an ass but being under the constant embrace of his goddess and being forced to hunt down massive quantities with not much in return can be quite sad. I still kill him, but some of the time it's to put him out of the misery he might be in
#19 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I want to feel bad for him... but I can't.
#20 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I can understand, hr actually has fucked up pretty bad but I try to see it from a different perspective. But then you get to this sad fuck and also Siegmyer that's when depression sets in unless you pick different parts of their respective stories but it still ends the same no matter what for Siegmyer
User avatar #21 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Poor poor onionbro.
User avatar #22 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...well I'm going to go dwell in depression now
#23 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
And soon...ish.

Dark Souls 2... with hopefully more depressive moments.
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, next March shall be the best thing in existence and I shall force my self to not use a guide unlike ow I did for Dark Souls and actually get the full experience this time. Hopefully it will live up to all the potential it has going for it
#25 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes!

Also I had this... idea for a weapon. Wanna hear?
User avatar #26 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
Go straight ahead, I love hearing ideas or concepts. And speaking of weapons did you see the laser beam magic sword thingy during the E3 preview? If so I want it so fucking much right nao
#27 - satrenkotheone (06/14/2013) [-]
I missed that one I think.

Well I was thinking of a BKH like weapon, the naginata. Where you wield it with both hands, you usually don't block the damage. But my idea was to make some weapons have a special moveset, so that you could parry but NOT RIPOSTE and the stun timer for your enemy would be minimal. Also add a narrow parry gap for it so that to avoid damage you need some skills with the weapon.

<Naginata.
#4 - Forgot about Scruffy you motherfucker  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Zoidberg is still here... +4
#8 - agentmoleman (06/14/2013) [-]
Second
#9 - I wouldn't say good for practice, i mean the real thing is fle…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Favorite popsicle +1
User avatar #21 - pdvamp (06/14/2013) [-]
and it also bends easier too.... my husband is larger than a normal popsicle but i can deepthroat him yet i can't a popsicle my gag reflex gets in the way everytime

in b4 fag i am a female jackass and no i will not post tits last time i did i got a lot of negative comments
User avatar #24 - celestiasbeard (06/14/2013) [-]
I find it easy for both to deep throat but since dicks are more my forte it seems easier, just varies person to person though I would guess
#146 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
I approve of this convo o.o
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