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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
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#91 - Ugh, making me look in my pony folder. It's been months since …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Requesting help +1
User avatar #249 - largilloquent (06/21/2013) [-]
thank you.
#92 - celestiasbeard (06/20/2013) [-]
Also bitches be fast
#7 - That 1899 bottle looks majestic as **** , I need it 06/19/2013 on Rare photos +1
#10 - I usually just look at the first comments I ever made and thin… 06/19/2013 on Just a tip 0
#5 - I've awoken from nightmares like this in a cold sweat, it's no… 06/19/2013 on Well Ain't That Some Shit +9
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Oops! +24
#24 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
How the fuck does it change from a jab to a right hook. Just doesnt seem right
#4 - I try to go all the way to 15-10 thumb posts so I can take a d… 06/19/2013 on Gotta limit myself +2
#3 - I would hire the **** out f this guy. I don't eve… 06/19/2013 on Seems Legit. +34
#4 - As much as it seems like it would be a good idea for all the r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Wii U 0
#7 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
They could do like they do in Guild Wars, were they fit the level to the region you are in. So in reality you can be level 50, but you are in a level 10 zone. So your effective level will be 10.
#12 - So apparently my mouth smells like a rotting bag of penis. Who… 06/19/2013 on 10 helpful tips +2
#34 - Some guy actually started conversation opening with this amazi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Why bronies are single +1
#47 - teenytinyspider (06/19/2013) [-]
Every fandom has it's retards.

Just look at Twilight and Justin Bieber. If you say one thing bad about them, you get crucified at the very worst, and at the very least run out of town with an angry mob that has Facebook and smartphones because they can't use a torch and can't lift a pitchfork.
#9 - I see nothing wrong with the second picture. Just throw in a c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on robocop and detroit +32
#81 - botherandbefuddle (06/19/2013) [-]
Deathclaws, that's cute.
User avatar #15 - thatscrewedupkid (06/19/2013) [-]
there are no dethcalws in paradise
#49 - Well they would both get to keep a piece so I don't see anythi… 06/19/2013 on Long Goodbyes -1
#14 - It's something like that, these are usually used at much large… 06/19/2013 on What is this sorcery? +2
#8 - I actually wouldn't mind having a WiWi. I think I could have a… 06/19/2013 on Seems legit +2
#97 - Doctor Who, the episode is called Water of Mars  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Mission to Mars +2
User avatar #98 - fuckyouimapancake (06/19/2013) [-]
Alright thanks!
#50 - Don't you ever, and I mean ever, lie to me about thing like th… 06/19/2013 on Mission to Mars +2
#14 - Now carve out a hole in your chest and give that baby a test drive 06/18/2013 on Arc Reactor. +6
#12 - And then they find water and all die  [+] (20 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Mission to Mars +190
#129 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
i just watched that episode yesterday
User avatar #95 - fuckyouimapancake (06/19/2013) [-]
Where is that from?
User avatar #97 - celestiasbeard (06/19/2013) [-]
Doctor Who, the episode is called Water of Mars
User avatar #98 - fuckyouimapancake (06/19/2013) [-]
Alright thanks!
#86 - machiavellianrise (06/19/2013) [-]
mfw
User avatar #49 - tehlulzbringer (06/19/2013) [-]
i don't think you realise this but the monsters you see in movies aren't actually real
User avatar #127 - IAmManbearpig (06/19/2013) [-]
wow man, you must be a joy to be around.
#100 - imthecook (06/19/2013) [-]
i dont think you realize but...
#66 - sourpotato (06/19/2013) [-]
But the monsters I see in movies are people...
User avatar #50 - celestiasbeard (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't you ever, and I mean ever, lie to me about thing like that. What are you going to say next? That Santa Clause isn't real? Like I would ever believe those things
User avatar #48 - Blargosnarf (06/19/2013) [-]
OH GOD FREAKIEST ZOMBIFICATION EVER!
User avatar #117 - rieskimo (06/19/2013) [-]
That's really more of a possession than a zombification.

If you haven't seen the show, they fly to mars and all is good and well until somebody drinks some mars-water(that contains some sort of alien life form) and goes all watery pukey and starts attacking everybody else who get super-soaked with the dudes pukey water and then everybody dies... except for one chick who gets all upset because she realizes she was supposed to die but The Doctor decided "Fuck that, they don't call me a time LORD for nothing you bloody gits" and then drops her off at her house, she then promptly kills herself.

tl;dr Doctor Who: Christmas(?) Special
User avatar #139 - Inkcatcher (06/19/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, not only the old woman lives, but so does the Asian woman and the Russian (?) and they later explain what happened.
User avatar #142 - rieskimo (06/19/2013) [-]
Possibly, the chick that shot herself in the face just kind of sticks out a bit for some reason.
User avatar #143 - Inkcatcher (06/19/2013) [-]
Yea. She told the Doctor that he has no right to decide who lives or dies when fighting against the laws of time, so she decides to kill herself to set everything right. After that he had the flash(backs, forwards, whatevers) and saw the newspaper headlines about the Asian and Russian "Shedding Light" on everything and the old woman dying on Earth instead of Mars.
#132 - butterisgood (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually i think it was an autumn special, the end of time was the christmas special that year.
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#120 - notsolonleyisland (06/19/2013) [-]
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#4 - That would imply that everyone is a decent human being and tip… 06/18/2013 on Delivering pizza to beta... 0
#56 - It's in there somewhere...I think 06/18/2013 on Saved Lifes: 1 / Given... 0
#33 - Prefer doing it with Jolly Ranchers, as for a nice treat get L… 06/18/2013 on Skittles vodka +1
#111 - Can't fight? Even without super strength he would probably sti… 06/18/2013 on Superman vs Superwoman! 0
#74 - Well you really shouldn't say all. A nice bit of us don't care… 06/17/2013 on Something for everyone to... -1
#537 - Males and you better believe your sexy ass I would if I could 06/17/2013 on Would you? 0
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