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|Date Signed Up:||4/10/2012|
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|Total Comments Made:||4637|
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|#91 - Ugh, making me look in my pony folder. It's been months since … [+] (2 new replies)||06/20/2013 on Requesting help||+1|
|#7 - That 1899 bottle looks majestic as **** , I need it||06/19/2013 on Rare photos||+1|
|#10 - I usually just look at the first comments I ever made and thin…||06/19/2013 on Just a tip||0|
|#5 - I've awoken from nightmares like this in a cold sweat, it's no…||06/19/2013 on Well Ain't That Some Shit||+9|
|#10 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||06/19/2013 on Oops!||+24|
#24 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
How the fuck does it change from a jab to a right hook. Just doesnt seem right
|#4 - I try to go all the way to 15-10 thumb posts so I can take a d…||06/19/2013 on Gotta limit myself||+2|
|#3 - I would hire the **** out f this guy. I don't even have…||06/19/2013 on Seems Legit.||+34|
|#4 - As much as it seems like it would be a good idea for all the r… [+] (1 new reply)||06/19/2013 on Wii U||0|
#7 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
They could do like they do in Guild Wars, were they fit the level to the region you are in. So in reality you can be level 50, but you are in a level 10 zone. So your effective level will be 10.
|#12 - So apparently my mouth smells like a rotting bag of penis. Who…||06/19/2013 on 10 helpful tips||+2|
|#34 - Some guy actually started conversation opening with this amazi… [+] (1 new reply)||06/19/2013 on Why bronies are single||+1|
#47 - teenytinyspider (06/19/2013) [-]
Every fandom has it's retards.
Just look at Twilight and Justin Bieber. If you say one thing bad about them, you get crucified at the very worst, and at the very least run out of town with an angry mob that has Facebook and smartphones because they can't use a torch and can't lift a pitchfork.
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|#49 - Well they would both get to keep a piece so I don't see anythi…||06/19/2013 on Long Goodbyes||-1|
|#14 - It's something like that, these are usually used at much large…||06/19/2013 on What is this sorcery?||+2|
|#8 - I actually wouldn't mind having a WiWi. I think I could have a…||06/19/2013 on Seems legit||+2|
|#97 - Doctor Who, the episode is called Water of Mars [+] (1 new reply)||06/19/2013 on Mission to Mars||+2|
|#50 - Don't you ever, and I mean ever, lie to me about thing like th…||06/19/2013 on Mission to Mars||+2|
|#14 - Now carve out a hole in your chest and give that baby a test drive||06/18/2013 on Arc Reactor.||+6|
|#12 - And then they find water and all die [+] (20 new replies)||06/18/2013 on Mission to Mars||+190|
#129 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
i just watched that episode yesterday
#117 - rieskimo (06/19/2013) [-]
That's really more of a possession than a zombification.
If you haven't seen the show, they fly to mars and all is good and well until somebody drinks some mars-water(that contains some sort of alien life form) and goes all watery pukey and starts attacking everybody else who get super-soaked with the dudes pukey water and then everybody dies... except for one chick who gets all upset because she realizes she was supposed to die but The Doctor decided "Fuck that, they don't call me a time LORD for nothing you bloody gits" and then drops her off at her house, she then promptly kills herself.
tl;dr Doctor Who: Christmas(?) Special
#143 - Inkcatcher (06/19/2013) [-]
Yea. She told the Doctor that he has no right to decide who lives or dies when fighting against the laws of time, so she decides to kill herself to set everything right. After that he had the flash(backs, forwards, whatevers) and saw the newspaper headlines about the Asian and Russian "Shedding Light" on everything and the old woman dying on Earth instead of Mars.
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