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|Date Signed Up:||4/10/2012|
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Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
|Comment Level Progress:|| 28.9% (289/1000) |
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
|Times Content Favorited:||40 times|
|Total Comments Made:||4636|
What the fuck do you want me to describe myself as?
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|#7 - I usually just waste the funds I save from piracy on the gamin… [+] (8 new replies)||06/21/2013 on Adult Swim on piracy.||+240|
#390 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
want THE GUN?? BEND OVER FOR TINEEEEE / IS ORANGE DEES COLOR/B;ACK OIS YOURS FUCK CALLING IN THE NIGHT!! OKAY~~ MY CHASE SAID HERES JOHHNNEEE~~ ALL EYES ON ALL-- DON'T ALL GO DOWN WITH THE DEE TAN ICKKKKKKKKK... JUST CAUSE BEE DIDN'T "PLAY IT SAFE" RUINED ALL
#247 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you’re visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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#34 - anon (06/20/2013) [-]
implying black guys have big dicks... look up the average length by race... it's just the few huge dicked black pornstars that skew our perceptions, but they are PORNSTARS so of course they arent ordinary
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|#9 - That's cool and all but I wasn't apart of the comment chain, n…||06/20/2013 on OP delivers||+1|