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Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
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Location:St Louis Missouri area USA
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    U fucking wot m8? U fucking wot m8?
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#446 - I'm never alone. I've got cats.  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on You don't have to be alone... +1
User avatar #498 - creamNscream (39 minutes ago) [-]
And us
#245 - I remember when everyone ******* died and Johnny … 01/30/2015 on rEmemeber this +1
#231 - Yo... anyone remember Reboot? Thats show got dark as **…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on rEmemeber this +4
User avatar #244 - kanatana (01/30/2015) [-]
Loved the hell out of Reboot. Remember that episode where Megabyte crashes a birthday party and shreds a bitchin guitar solo and says "I always wanted to do that" and everybody is just ok with it?
User avatar #245 - catburglarpenis (01/30/2015) [-]
I remember when everyone fucking died and Johnny Dogooder got a fucking hook for a hand and shit.

That sticks out in my Goddamn memory.
#105 - She was drowning the kids. Also Jackie Chan. 01/30/2015 on Now For a Old Classic +4
#2168 - Picture 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#2143 - I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wic…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
... What
#2132 - I've got 900 chapter to read tonight, and a discussion. Plus I…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2139 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
Jesus man, really? ... get some sleep, then you should probably start on it...
User avatar #2143 - catburglarpenis (01/29/2015) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wicker shields being torn to shreds by our spears. They've relegated me to squire but... oh, my master needs another spare spear. It seems he's got a triple kill and he just can't shake the dead from his new shish kebob.
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
... What
#2122 - Sleep with what? I dunno, my admin waifu? I'm taking …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2127 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
I have no idea what my logic was there, don't mind me, I'm running off little sleep myself

Go bed pls
User avatar #2132 - catburglarpenis (01/29/2015) [-]
I've got 900 chapter to read tonight, and a discussion. Plus I need to write 86 papers and a thesis, as well as do a quick international study in person of the Battle of Thermopylae... in person. Not sure how I'm gonna do that one.

In short... NEVER!
User avatar #2139 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
Jesus man, really? ... get some sleep, then you should probably start on it...
User avatar #2143 - catburglarpenis (01/29/2015) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wicker shields being torn to shreds by our spears. They've relegated me to squire but... oh, my master needs another spare spear. It seems he's got a triple kill and he just can't shake the dead from his new shish kebob.
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
... What
#2029 - Nah, just need sleep.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2051 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
With what? I'll try and help.
User avatar #2122 - catburglarpenis (01/29/2015) [-]
Sleep with what? I dunno, my admin waifu?

I'm taking 15 credit hours and ROTC and I need to make a 4.0 GPA this semester to get Active Duty for the Army. So yeah, I don't get much sleep. Like, at all.
User avatar #2127 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
I have no idea what my logic was there, don't mind me, I'm running off little sleep myself

Go bed pls
User avatar #2132 - catburglarpenis (01/29/2015) [-]
I've got 900 chapter to read tonight, and a discussion. Plus I need to write 86 papers and a thesis, as well as do a quick international study in person of the Battle of Thermopylae... in person. Not sure how I'm gonna do that one.

In short... NEVER!
User avatar #2139 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
Jesus man, really? ... get some sleep, then you should probably start on it...
User avatar #2143 - catburglarpenis (01/29/2015) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of the Persian's tears and wicker shields being torn to shreds by our spears. They've relegated me to squire but... oh, my master needs another spare spear. It seems he's got a triple kill and he just can't shake the dead from his new shish kebob.
User avatar #2149 - shadowtails (01/29/2015) [-]
... What
#606 - 27 year old ex Navy **** joining up with the Army… 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +2

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#1 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity.
I just took your profile comment virginity.
#2 to #1 - catburglarpenis (09/28/2013) [-]
Now I feel all dirty mmmmmm...
#3 to #2 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
This bra intrigues me.
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