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catburglarpenis

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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
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Location:St Louis Missouri area USA
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I'm just a noun wanting to be an adjective.

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    Wanna play games nigga Wanna play games nigga
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    U fucking wot m8? U fucking wot m8?
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    Random pictures I found Random pictures I found
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    FJ In a Nutshell FJ In a Nutshell
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    Confession time! Confession time!
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#31 - What so like, 4 turns? 5 minutes ago on Black Tweets - Lite 0
#29 - As a former military police all I have to do is whip out one o…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 minutes ago on Black Tweets - Lite 0
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#30 - heartlessrobot (7 minutes ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure if you're caught plowing obabo's daughters, you'd probably spend more than a couple turns in jail.
#31 - catburglarpenis (5 minutes ago) [-]
What so like, 4 turns?
#256 - My division ran ship staff so we learned that our brother div … 11 minutes ago on Combat Dump 0
#23 - Because ghosts have rights too don't be a ghost racist 1 hour ago on Anon doesn't get to finish... 0
#11 - To buy happiness? I mean incense in Pokemon isn't THAT great O… 1 hour ago on classic words from Dave Grohl +1
#39 - He wanted to watch it swooce right in 1 hour ago on Killed In Action +4
#27 - What are they gonna do to him, call the cops?  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Black Tweets - Lite +2
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#28 - heartlessrobot (41 minutes ago) [-]
Actually yes.
Cops get arrested all the same.
#29 - catburglarpenis (8 minutes ago) [-]
As a former military police all I have to do is whip out one of these cards they gave us to get out of literally any infraction
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#30 - heartlessrobot (7 minutes ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure if you're caught plowing obabo's daughters, you'd probably spend more than a couple turns in jail.
#31 - catburglarpenis (5 minutes ago) [-]
What so like, 4 turns?
#43 - I think, therefor I am - give her the dick guy 1 hour ago on wow xd xd xd 0
#7 - I prefer dead animals on my burger made of dead animals …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on farme brown +3
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#14 - sketchysketchist (23 minutes ago) [-]
I want it inside me.
#21 - What I wanna know is, where's the caveman? 1 hour ago on skeleton +4