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#320 - catburglarpenis (11/24/2014) [-]
Combine this: pt365.militarytimes.com/2014/10/16/crossfit-vs-unit-pt-troops-will-do-the-training-plans-in-whats-likely-the-biggest-crossfit-study-ever/
with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=evcNPfZlrZs
And put it in a blender. Now drink it.
Basically, in Army ROTC we do a 5 mile run on Monday, Sprints and a Crossfit-style WOD on Tuesday, Legs on Wednesday (which usually involves MORE sprints and a 3 mile run, along with enough front squads to make a Bulgarian blush), Upper Body on Thursday (involving more Pushups than Jack Lalanne did in his whole lifetime, and more Chinups than a Marine does during his entire time in boot camp), and an 8 mile ruck march on Friday, all while doing what amounts to a Goddamn FTX on Thursday, with usually an additional one on the weekends, while trying desperately to get some fucking sleep in all this.
Yeah, I was prior enlisted. Active Duty too. So were a lot of other people in the program. This is a lot harder. Maybe that's why they call it "Surviving Westpoint" instead of "Oh man, all officers ARE pussies!"