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catburglarpenis

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:6/29/2016
Location:St Louis Missouri area USA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4307
Comment Ranking:#69
Highest Content Rank:#3397
Highest Comment Rank:#60
Content Thumbs: 188 total,  246 ,  58
Comment Thumbs: 31315 total,  34675 ,  3360
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 15 Content: New Here → Level 16 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 73.7% (737/1000)
Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:26272
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:9093
FJ Points:15681
Favorite Tags: funny funny funn (5)
I'm just a noun wanting to be an adjective.

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    Wanna play games nigga Wanna play games nigga
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    U fucking wot m8? U fucking wot m8?
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    Random pictures I found Random pictures I found
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    FJ In a Nutshell FJ In a Nutshell
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    Confession time! Confession time!
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latest user's comments

#15 - Organization =/= what you think it means. Through the root wor… 42 minutes ago on When I see mom in my room 0
#53 - I just figured you'd have 12 accounts for your once/day Austra… 1 hour ago on shit posting 0
#137 - You had 1 ****** job 1 hour ago on I used to let you wear all... +1
#31 - I just don't dig tentacle porn. Never in all my days have I su… 1 hour ago on Applying logic to politics 0
#133 - Thanks I use humor to cover up all the tears Not…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on I used to let you wear all... +1
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#136 - abesimpson (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I'm sorry but I hope you'll still be miserable for the sake of my entertainment.
#137 - catburglarpenis (1 hour ago) [-]
You had 1 fuckin job
#155 - "guys I just came down here to buy 86 pounds of cocaine a… 5 hours ago on Brazilian Police Protest +13
#57 - anon you idiot she's naked under all her clothes the…  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on I used to let you wear all... +4
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#118 - abesimpson (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't know how you do it but you crack me up everytime.

Keep up the good work, bro
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#133 - catburglarpenis (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks I use humor to cover up all the tears

Not really I'm actually finally doing pretty well in my life don't fuckin jinx me
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#136 - abesimpson (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I'm sorry but I hope you'll still be miserable for the sake of my entertainment.
#137 - catburglarpenis (1 hour ago) [-]
You had 1 fuckin job
#32 - Play of the game: Junkrat 5 hours ago on they see me rollin +25
#35 - I killed a man while breastfeeding and it wasn't even my kid. … 5 hours ago on nipple feedin` 0
#153 - We all make mistakes and no one's perfect. Have The Thumb And … 6 hours ago on marriage 0