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#320 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
I've read what you've said multiple times. What I'm trying to convey in so many different words is simple.


We

didn't

have

to

kill

anyone

after

the

war.
User avatar #327 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
And I understand that. What I'm saying is

Hitler
Didn't
Have
To
Kill
Everyone
Before
The
War
Plus
He
Was
Far
Worse
Than
Us

I've already told you that I agree with you- we should've stopped killing people. We should also have peace on Earth and Half Life 3, but we can't all get what we want. What we have, however- what we will settle for... is pretty whoopass, and it wouldn't have happened without our intervention.
#315 - Look, this is the only point I'm trying to make, so pay attent…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Famliy Guy 0
#316 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
you're not making any sense. It wasn't a 20 million vs 2 million issue. Hitler was partially responsible for a war that cost lives. Once we occupied Germany the war was over but we continued to kill. your logic is faulty. If you punch me and a cop stops the fight but kicks your ass silly after you've been put in cuffs, you're a victim now. That's what we did. We went in to Germany, put them in cuffs and while they were in cuffs beat their ass senseless. We senselessly killed 2 million men from the age of 13 up. 13 year old boys died from our abuse. We didn't do this to establish free healthcare or to stop the deaths of 20 million people.
User avatar #317 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
Listen: Hitler would have murdered 20 million innocent people (and possibly a lot more if we hadn't stopped him) regardless of the war. These were completely innocent people who had done nothing wrong.

When we took control over the country we killed 2 million people that might have been guilty. They had proven themselves largely untrustworthy and we deemed it necessary to eradicate them. Do I agree with their decision? No, but it happened.

So case in point: When Hitler was in charge, 20 million innocent people died. When we were in charge, 2 million died. Which would you rather have? The point I'm attempting to make here is still logically and mathematically sound:

20 million is a larger number than 2 million. You get that? You need me to repeat that... again?

Also, no we didn't do it to establish free and greater education and healthcare, but it happened because of our intervention. We also didn't nearly wipe out all American Natives to build the U.S.S. Comfort, but I'd say the good we've done worldwide was worth the cost.
#320 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
I've read what you've said multiple times. What I'm trying to convey in so many different words is simple.


We

didn't

have

to

kill

anyone

after

the

war.
User avatar #327 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
And I understand that. What I'm saying is

Hitler
Didn't
Have
To
Kill
Everyone
Before
The
War
Plus
He
Was
Far
Worse
Than
Us

I've already told you that I agree with you- we should've stopped killing people. We should also have peace on Earth and Half Life 3, but we can't all get what we want. What we have, however- what we will settle for... is pretty whoopass, and it wouldn't have happened without our intervention.
#311 - At the same time, I'm STILL making the issue of us vs. them. …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Famliy Guy 0
#313 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
your talking in circles.
User avatar #315 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
Look, this is the only point I'm trying to make, so pay attention:

2 million lives lost is better than 20 million.

You figured it out yet? Would you rather lose 2 million dollars or 20 million? How far in debt would you like to go? Have you figured out this simple point yet?
#316 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
you're not making any sense. It wasn't a 20 million vs 2 million issue. Hitler was partially responsible for a war that cost lives. Once we occupied Germany the war was over but we continued to kill. your logic is faulty. If you punch me and a cop stops the fight but kicks your ass silly after you've been put in cuffs, you're a victim now. That's what we did. We went in to Germany, put them in cuffs and while they were in cuffs beat their ass senseless. We senselessly killed 2 million men from the age of 13 up. 13 year old boys died from our abuse. We didn't do this to establish free healthcare or to stop the deaths of 20 million people.
User avatar #317 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
Listen: Hitler would have murdered 20 million innocent people (and possibly a lot more if we hadn't stopped him) regardless of the war. These were completely innocent people who had done nothing wrong.

When we took control over the country we killed 2 million people that might have been guilty. They had proven themselves largely untrustworthy and we deemed it necessary to eradicate them. Do I agree with their decision? No, but it happened.

So case in point: When Hitler was in charge, 20 million innocent people died. When we were in charge, 2 million died. Which would you rather have? The point I'm attempting to make here is still logically and mathematically sound:

20 million is a larger number than 2 million. You get that? You need me to repeat that... again?

Also, no we didn't do it to establish free and greater education and healthcare, but it happened because of our intervention. We also didn't nearly wipe out all American Natives to build the U.S.S. Comfort, but I'd say the good we've done worldwide was worth the cost.
#320 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
I've read what you've said multiple times. What I'm trying to convey in so many different words is simple.


We

didn't

have

to

kill

anyone

after

the

war.
User avatar #327 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
And I understand that. What I'm saying is

Hitler
Didn't
Have
To
Kill
Everyone
Before
The
War
Plus
He
Was
Far
Worse
Than
Us

I've already told you that I agree with you- we should've stopped killing people. We should also have peace on Earth and Half Life 3, but we can't all get what we want. What we have, however- what we will settle for... is pretty whoopass, and it wouldn't have happened without our intervention.
#314 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
On a side note you' re has been changed to you're.
#312 - gtfomylawnbish has deleted their comment.
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#310 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
your confusing two issues here. When we occupy a nation, we're the government. Our government punished Germans for killing innocent Jews by killing innocent Germans. your twisting this to fit an agenda and it's black and white. It didn't "Cost" 2 million innocent citizens to make "free healthcare". There's no system where people are like "We need free healthcare, but we don't have 2 million people to murder. I guess we'll do without.
User avatar #311 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
At the same time, I'm STILL making the issue of us vs. them.

2 million lives is better than 20 million, period. I get it, we shouldn't have killed the 2 million- I REALLY DO get that. But that's still better than 20... are you picking up what I'm dropping yet?
#313 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
your talking in circles.
User avatar #315 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
Look, this is the only point I'm trying to make, so pay attention:

2 million lives lost is better than 20 million.

You figured it out yet? Would you rather lose 2 million dollars or 20 million? How far in debt would you like to go? Have you figured out this simple point yet?
#316 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
you're not making any sense. It wasn't a 20 million vs 2 million issue. Hitler was partially responsible for a war that cost lives. Once we occupied Germany the war was over but we continued to kill. your logic is faulty. If you punch me and a cop stops the fight but kicks your ass silly after you've been put in cuffs, you're a victim now. That's what we did. We went in to Germany, put them in cuffs and while they were in cuffs beat their ass senseless. We senselessly killed 2 million men from the age of 13 up. 13 year old boys died from our abuse. We didn't do this to establish free healthcare or to stop the deaths of 20 million people.
User avatar #317 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
Listen: Hitler would have murdered 20 million innocent people (and possibly a lot more if we hadn't stopped him) regardless of the war. These were completely innocent people who had done nothing wrong.

When we took control over the country we killed 2 million people that might have been guilty. They had proven themselves largely untrustworthy and we deemed it necessary to eradicate them. Do I agree with their decision? No, but it happened.

So case in point: When Hitler was in charge, 20 million innocent people died. When we were in charge, 2 million died. Which would you rather have? The point I'm attempting to make here is still logically and mathematically sound:

20 million is a larger number than 2 million. You get that? You need me to repeat that... again?

Also, no we didn't do it to establish free and greater education and healthcare, but it happened because of our intervention. We also didn't nearly wipe out all American Natives to build the U.S.S. Comfort, but I'd say the good we've done worldwide was worth the cost.
#320 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
I've read what you've said multiple times. What I'm trying to convey in so many different words is simple.


We

didn't

have

to

kill

anyone

after

the

war.
User avatar #327 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
And I understand that. What I'm saying is

Hitler
Didn't
Have
To
Kill
Everyone
Before
The
War
Plus
He
Was
Far
Worse
Than
Us

I've already told you that I agree with you- we should've stopped killing people. We should also have peace on Earth and Half Life 3, but we can't all get what we want. What we have, however- what we will settle for... is pretty whoopass, and it wouldn't have happened without our intervention.
#314 - gtfomylawnbish (07/12/2014) [-]
On a side note you' re has been changed to you're.
#312 - gtfomylawnbish has deleted their comment.
#306 - And...? They were getting raped and beaten by The Brown Coats … 07/12/2014 on Famliy Guy 0
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#1 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity.
I just took your profile comment virginity.
#2 to #1 - catburglarpenis (09/28/2013) [-]
Now I feel all dirty mmmmmm...
#3 to #2 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
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