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catburglarpenis

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:St Louis Missouri area USA
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I'm just a noun wanting to be an adjective.

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#50 - aweapontosurpassmetalgear.jpg 7 hours ago on Oh shit +1
#387 - Gun Control: "Let's make it harder for people to get guns… 7 hours ago on Gun Grabbers B T F O +1
#60 - AND THE LOVER 8 hours ago on Hagrid was amazing 0
#98 - Yeah but dat Illinois Veteran's Grant tho 9 hours ago on Leg Day 0
#95 - Half the time they're accurate as hell. I've pulled info from … 9 hours ago on Student loan payment due 0
#94 - You're 10 years too late to stop me. 9 hours ago on Student loan payment due 0
#82 - I'm gonna get red thumbed to hell but them's the truth. Master… 15 hours ago on Student loan payment due +2
#80 - 25k/year in bills for the average citizen w/no benefits or roo…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Student loan payment due 0
User avatar #82 - catburglarpenis (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna get red thumbed to hell but them's the truth. Master's degree programs is where the experience starts, and no one wants to grab a skillset from an approved agency like the military, even in the Reserves. They act like they're allergic to one weekend a month, two weeks a year? I get that not everyone can join, but also no one even tries. There's volunteer opportunities for experience all around- ESL places that pay all your bills while you're there, WOOF, Missions, and even governmental work that pays off your bills (including librarians!). As a military dude, I see my fellow college kids bitch alot, but when I introduce them to someone I know in the industry, they suddenly clam up when they're asked about their actual ability to do the fucking job. And of course they don't want to volunteer, that would just be too much to ask for experience or an apprenticeship. I never once balked at the fact that I had to do a couple calisthenics and attend some meetings before I joined, but these fucking kids sure feel fucking privileged enough to demand the same treatment I'm getting after all my hard unpaid labor.

That's why the TED people tell you to be an entrepreneur. They know most of you will fail, but at least you can see things from the perspective of your fucking employer. They've got a problem that they need solved, and it really doesn't matter what you think you can do. What matters is whether or not you can solve it. Guess what? If you are a "hard worker" and have a 'Bachelor's in Mechanics", that doesn't mean shit to someone who needs a car fixed. They want the guy who "dropped out of high school" but "repaired thousands of cars under extreme duress in a war zone". Sorry we're stealing your jobs because we fucking worked for a living.
#79 - nnnnooooootttttt really.... Our military pays more th… 16 hours ago on Student loan payment due +3
#77 - Somebody's gotta defend your country. Might as well be me. …  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Student loan payment due +3
#89 - John Cena (14 hours ago) [-]
Snake Eater got me through history last year.
User avatar #95 - catburglarpenis (9 hours ago) [-]
Half the time they're accurate as hell. I've pulled info from MGS2 to pass military tests before.
#83 - John Cena (15 hours ago) [-]
i dont want my country defended by cat penises
User avatar #94 - catburglarpenis (9 hours ago) [-]
You're 10 years too late to stop me.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
I just took your profile comment virginity.
I just took your profile comment virginity.
#2 to #1 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Now I feel all dirty mmmmmm...
#3 to #2 - harrisonfordor (09/28/2013) [-]
This bra intrigues me.
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