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#2184835 - brutalanalrage 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2184823 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +2
User avatar #2184833 - lightarcanine (12/05/2012) [-]
Herro
#458 - "Are you telling me you don't like this? My my, Twilight,… 12/05/2012 on castielwinchester's profile 0
#150 - i concur, and yours as well  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Gettin real tired of your... 0
#164 - anonymous (12/04/2012) [-]
Your new home walk away baby maker - important 2 me to tell the truth about a liar? MAYBEE U BEELIEVE YOUR LIES ~~HARDER ALREADY SAW TRUTH AS DID MANY ~ SAW ~~FRIGHTENED I AM OF U$$!! ESTABLISHED EVEN ON FJ NEIGHBORS, PILICE, MOVIE, SAY ANYTHING? MMMM WALK AWAY WITH SONS HELP & WATCHERS ARREST U ALL/ I TRUSTED U/ THEY ARE RIGHT/ SUE IS RIGHT ALL R RIGHT/ DNA MESSAGES MAIL 37 BURGET SHE LEARNED / PIANO ( WE KNOW) NOW BROADCAST HOW U STAY CALM/ YESTERDAY PRIMO/ STEWIE PUPPETMASTER JUST SAD PITIFUL ;((\ WIVES OF FUNNY JUNK.
#2001088 - <<< is me i'm just borrowing from una cuz he…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on retard forum +1
User avatar #2001113 - levchenko (12/04/2012) [-]
I thought I lost you forever,
Stay with this thread not Phantoma's
Okay promiss!

And sleep tight ^-^
#145 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Gettin real tired of your... +1
#147 - thechosentroll (12/04/2012) [-]
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That's a very nice pic you have there.
#150 - castielwinchester (12/04/2012) [-]
i concur, and yours as well
#164 - anonymous (12/04/2012) [-]
Your new home walk away baby maker - important 2 me to tell the truth about a liar? MAYBEE U BEELIEVE YOUR LIES ~~HARDER ALREADY SAW TRUTH AS DID MANY ~ SAW ~~FRIGHTENED I AM OF U$$!! ESTABLISHED EVEN ON FJ NEIGHBORS, PILICE, MOVIE, SAY ANYTHING? MMMM WALK AWAY WITH SONS HELP & WATCHERS ARREST U ALL/ I TRUSTED U/ THEY ARE RIGHT/ SUE IS RIGHT ALL R RIGHT/ DNA MESSAGES MAIL 37 BURGET SHE LEARNED / PIANO ( WE KNOW) NOW BROADCAST HOW U STAY CALM/ YESTERDAY PRIMO/ STEWIE PUPPETMASTER JUST SAD PITIFUL ;((\ WIVES OF FUNNY JUNK.
#2001079 - que?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2012 on retard forum +1
User avatar #2001085 - levchenko (12/04/2012) [-]
Realy...
#2001088 - castielwinchester (12/04/2012) [-]
<<< is me

i'm just borrowing from una cuz he's a bro and i got banned
User avatar #2001113 - levchenko (12/04/2012) [-]
I thought I lost you forever,
Stay with this thread not Phantoma's
Okay promiss!

And sleep tight ^-^
User avatar #2001083 - mikelan (12/04/2012) [-]
hue
#2159275 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
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#2001066 - ...  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2012 on retard forum +1
User avatar #2001075 - levchenko (12/04/2012) [-]
is it realy you?
#2001079 - castielwinchester (12/04/2012) [-]
que?
User avatar #2001085 - levchenko (12/04/2012) [-]
Realy...
#2001088 - castielwinchester (12/04/2012) [-]
<<< is me

i'm just borrowing from una cuz he's a bro and i got banned
User avatar #2001113 - levchenko (12/04/2012) [-]
I thought I lost you forever,
Stay with this thread not Phantoma's
Okay promiss!

And sleep tight ^-^
User avatar #2001083 - mikelan (12/04/2012) [-]
hue
#2159267 - say what now?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
User avatar #2159272 - playcolt (12/04/2012) [-]
I tried to be nonsexual
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User avatar #474 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#421 - walcorn (11/07/2012) [-]
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Please, don't blame yourself for what happened
You couldn't possibly have predicted what would happen.
It's not your fault at all.
User avatar #409 - enderslayer (11/07/2012) [-]
Your username intrigues me. how are you?
#410 to #409 - castielwinchester (11/07/2012) [-]
Good, and you?
Good, and you?
User avatar #411 to #410 - enderslayer (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm fine.
User avatar #413 to #412 - enderslayer (11/07/2012) [-]
No hugs for you. Jk, come'ere bro.
User avatar #415 to #414 - enderslayer (11/07/2012) [-]
*Epic hug time*
User avatar #417 to #416 - enderslayer (11/07/2012) [-]
Aren't you unaOWNED?
User avatar #419 to #418 - enderslayer (11/07/2012) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #406 - bakanokuso (11/06/2012) [-]
AYO ***** I BE HOPPIN ON DA XBOX N SHIET SOON



WHAT BE UR GAMERTAG
User avatar #407 to #406 - castielwinchester (11/06/2012) [-]
LOONAHTIK

AND ****

I'LL BE ON LATER ******
User avatar #408 to #407 - bakanokuso (11/06/2012) [-]
YEEE MAHN



YEEEEE
#387 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
Dood
Dood
Dood

I'm about to OD the **** out of myself just to get a good night's sleep

This is pissing me off
User avatar #388 to #387 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
No Tears


Only Dreams now.
User avatar #389 to #388 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
No dreams

I dream about animal abuse lately

Last night it was choking a beagle....

no
User avatar #390 to #389 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
No Dreams now.


Only Xbox 360.
User avatar #391 to #390 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
After The Walking Dead

I'm watching the heart-breaking episode again :c
#392 to #391 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
&gt;Walking Dead   
&gt;Heart breaking
>Walking Dead
>Heart breaking
#393 to #392 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
You know it would ******* figure that the episode where T-Dog gets ANY character development, he dies.

It really figures.
User avatar #394 to #393 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
Good thing they have the black chick

or it would have been racist.
User avatar #395 to #394 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah....

She gets raped though
If they follow the comics
User avatar #396 to #395 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
User avatar #397 to #396 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
RAPE

RAPE

NON CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE
User avatar #398 to #397 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
SURPRISE BABY MAKING!
User avatar #399 to #398 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA BABIES
User avatar #400 to #399 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
They're Delicious.
User avatar #401 to #400 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
I know right?

I love 'em fried over an open fire

Oh wait....

That's rotisserie style

I can't believe I spelled that right, but spelled Style and Spelled wrong repeatedly
User avatar #402 to #401 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
Eh.. it's a neverending cycle of not being able to spell **** .
User avatar #403 to #402 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
I know right?

It's so ghey
User avatar #404 to #403 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
Either way, i'm either gonna play Xbox or fall asleep watching Jontron.
User avatar #405 to #404 - mamalunarwolf (11/05/2012) [-]
I'll be on in a minute
User avatar #382 - bakanokuso (11/05/2012) [-]
I went looking for some wincest and I came across a bunch of Sam x Dean shtuff

This... isn't what I asked for
User avatar #383 to #382 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
They're like My Waifus

I love them so much I ******* hate porn of them.

DUGFhdfsgudhgidsknfgosfngiuo
User avatar #384 to #383 - bakanokuso (11/05/2012) [-]
juahuoiveaijvpeavpeajv0ejiaok

I mean, I was just looking for some incest porn. But now that I'm aware of my two favorite brothers of a TV SHOW have porn? That shiet dun fly
#385 to #384 - castielwinchester (11/05/2012) [-]
Idk, to each their own   
   
but if it gets posted where I can see it, i just flip 						****					.
Idk, to each their own

but if it gets posted where I can see it, i just flip **** .
#378 - luckyspirit (11/04/2012) [-]
Ughhhh.....

I don't know about you, but I'm getting bored of the Prototype scenario. I realize you're probably getting tired of this **** but I think I may have an idea we can actually stick with this time around.

I think the picture does a good enough job of explaining the premise of what is happening.
User avatar #379 to #378 - castielwinchester (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm open to Ideas, As for Falling Skies... I've seen so many previews, but i'm never home long enough to catch anything on T.V

I'm guessing it's the basic,

Nuclearfallout
Aliens
Zombies

Kinda fight for survival sort've thing?
User avatar #380 to #379 - luckyspirit (11/04/2012) [-]
Mainly it's an idea for a game I had that is like Falling Skies in a sense. I'll explain more on my profile in a moment.
User avatar #381 to #380 - castielwinchester (11/04/2012) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #360 to #358 - sandnigglets (11/01/2012) [-]
am i not pretty enough for you, is that it?
#352 - sandnigglets (11/01/2012) [-]
y u no luf me una :(
y u no luf me una :(
#356 to #355 - sandnigglets (11/01/2012) [-]
what a perfect supernatural gif una,   
also I'm never letting go, sorry :l
what a perfect supernatural gif una,
also I'm never letting go, sorry :l
User avatar #347 - elbrysobrony ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
You. Stop. Don't you dare take a step out of that damn house. You stand your ground against her. She doesn't deserve to run free. You stand up for yourself. If the police come, you tell them your story, if they take your mom's word over yours, you stand your ground. NEVER go back on what happened. You have US backing you up. We don't want you to go. Please...
#324 - bakanokuso (10/23/2012) [-]
I have a lot of sexual frustration

Can I take my anger out on you?
#325 to #324 - castielwinchester (10/23/2012) [-]
Actually   
   
You can :D
Actually

You can :D
#327 to #326 - castielwinchester (10/24/2012) [-]
Always here to help^^
Always here to help^^
User avatar #328 to #327 - bakanokuso (10/24/2012) [-]
THEN HELP ME WITH ALL THIS ******* PAIN!



PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU
#329 to #328 - castielwinchester (10/24/2012) [-]
WHAT PAIN DO YOU SPEAK OF?!!?!
WHAT PAIN DO YOU SPEAK OF?!!?!
User avatar #330 to #329 - bakanokuso (10/24/2012) [-]
A COUPLE NERVES IN MY TEETH DIED SO ABCESS STARTED ACTING UP OVER THE WEEKEND WHICH MADE MY FACE FEEL LIKE IT WAS GETTING STABBED CONSTANTLY BY A RUSTY BLADE

YESTERDAY I GOT A ROOT CANAL TO GET RID OF LE **** BUT THE PAIN IS STILL RELEVANT
#331 to #330 - castielwinchester (10/24/2012) [-]
ICE CREAM AND NUMBING MEDICATION 						*****
ICE CREAM AND NUMBING MEDICATION *****
User avatar #332 to #331 - bakanokuso (10/24/2012) [-]
I AM TAKING SO MANY PAINKILLERS IT AINT EVEN FUNNY UNLESS YOU LAUGH MAHN

BUT FUK DAT ICE CREAM PUSSY ASS SHIET
#333 to #332 - castielwinchester (10/24/2012) [-]
DA 						****					 YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ICE CREAM 						*****					?
DA **** YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ICE CREAM ***** ?
User avatar #334 to #333 - bakanokuso (10/24/2012) [-]
YOU HEARD ME *****
#335 to #334 - castielwinchester (10/24/2012) [-]
BISH FORGET U DEN
BISH FORGET U DEN
User avatar #336 to #335 - bakanokuso (10/24/2012) [-]
D:

Nuuuu come bak pls
#337 to #336 - castielwinchester (10/24/2012) [-]
I've got work tomorrow though D:
I've got work tomorrow though D:
User avatar #338 to #337 - bakanokuso (10/24/2012) [-]
That's tomorrow, dis iz today
User avatar #357 to #299 - sandnigglets (11/01/2012) [-]
come in chat ***** <3
#300 to #299 - sandnigglets (10/21/2012) [-]
oh yes, yes.


do you have a supernatural reaction to everything?
#302 to #301 - sandnigglets (10/21/2012) [-]
yfw you see me
User avatar #281 - archosaurusrev (10/21/2012) [-]
Read, yes.
Memorized, no.

My F-16 skills are rusty.
#282 to #281 - castielwinchester (10/21/2012) [-]
Nowadays I can get halfway through any book and then get bored   
   
   
then throw it down range and blow it up with my large assortment of firearms
Nowadays I can get halfway through any book and then get bored


then throw it down range and blow it up with my large assortment of firearms
#284 to #283 - castielwinchester (10/21/2012) [-]
The last flight sim I played was Microsoft Flight   
   
I was not impressed.
The last flight sim I played was Microsoft Flight

I was not impressed.
User avatar #285 to #284 - archosaurusrev (10/21/2012) [-]
>Microsoft flight
>Sim
User avatar #286 to #285 - castielwinchester (10/21/2012) [-]
>Me
>Not a bright man
#287 to #286 - archosaurusrev (10/21/2012) [-]
DCS World, along with this SU-25T, is free.

Not a study sim, but its good enough for serious simming.
User avatar #288 to #287 - castielwinchester (10/21/2012) [-]
>Me
>Intergrated Graphics card
>Laptop would grab the P-22 Under my pillow and shoot itself


I need a better Laptop..
User avatar #289 to #288 - archosaurusrev (10/21/2012) [-]
MSi GTX 670
i5 650 at 3.2 ghz
8gb GDDR3

Still can't run Arma 2 decently.

User avatar #290 to #289 - castielwinchester (10/21/2012) [-]
Intel Mobile chipset family 4
i3 dual core processor
3 GB DDR

Has trouble playing flash games.
User avatar #280 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/21/2012) [-]
So, Ana.. light is broken, it is raining and there is nothing to do. What would you like to do?

*He sits down on the couch, pulling her on his lap*
User avatar #245 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
*It was a rainy evening as Liquid got out of his house*

Well **** . Now that I have awoken it is raining... Wonderful.
User avatar #246 to #245 - castielwinchester (10/19/2012) [-]
*Ana came down the street with an umbrella, seeing Liquid as she quickly hurried over to him* Need a hand there sport?
User avatar #247 to #246 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
*He smiles*

Thank ya kin- wait, Ana? Haven't seen you in ages!
User avatar #248 to #247 - castielwinchester (10/19/2012) [-]
*She blushed*

Been quite a while i'd guess.. those were some crazy times.. I've been busy with a job though..

*She rubbed the back of her head*

Kind of a passion really.
User avatar #249 to #248 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
Well I'm still living from Cider.. Selling and drinking, heh. What do you work at?
User avatar #250 to #249 - castielwinchester (10/19/2012) [-]
*She seemed nervous at this point*

Uhh.. it's kind of embarrassing really..
User avatar #251 to #250 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
Hey, you can tell me. What could possibly be more embarassing than the thing I pulled last time we've met?

*He chuckles and wraps an arm around her neck*

Come.
User avatar #252 to #251 - castielwinchester (10/19/2012) [-]
*As they walked together she composed herself*

I'm... a...

*She paused for a moment*

A professional dominatrix...
User avatar #253 to #252 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
A professional now, eh? Sounds like a job where you give others the time of their lifes.
User avatar #254 to #253 - castielwinchester (10/19/2012) [-]
The money isn't bad either.. it's just dealing with some of the people can get a little.. odd..
User avatar #255 to #254 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
*He frowns*

How odd is odd to you?
User avatar #256 to #255 - castielwinchester (10/19/2012) [-]
When they ask to literally beat them until an ambulance needs to come..

*She laughs quietly*

Those are just a few of my clients anyways.
User avatar #257 to #256 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
As long as you have fun, all is fine, eh?

Alright, here we are.

*He opens the door*

Ladies first.
User avatar #258 to #257 - castielwinchester (10/19/2012) [-]
*In the conversation she had, she'd no idea where they were*

And here is?

*She stepped inside*
User avatar #260 to #258 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
(*Friendly reminder*)
User avatar #259 to #258 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
Oh, I live here. Not that fancy, I know, but I like it.

*He closes the door and tries to turn on the light*

Ugh, lightbulb broken. Well it's not that dark, so it isn't too bad.
User avatar #239 - bakanokuso (10/18/2012) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #241 to #240 - bakanokuso (10/18/2012) [-]
So uh, thanks

#242 to #241 - castielwinchester (10/18/2012) [-]
Don't ever do that again..
Don't ever do that again..
User avatar #243 to #242 - bakanokuso (10/18/2012) [-]
This isn't what the nurses or the doctors or the therapist's attempted brainwashing talking, but I REALLY wasn't in the right mind that night.

Like, my head was SO ****** up with everything that I couldn't even think straight. But after being stuck in the mental wing with bitches for nurses, douchebags for roommates, and whores for therapists, I think I'm good with where I'm at. I just broke up with my girlfriend too, but it's all good cuz she was sort of a cunt anyway

It's just, me, my friends, and my sisters have been going through so much **** for as long as I can remember. And those pills ******* with my head, it just wasn't me who waited for the train. And it definitely wasn't me who downed two bottles of meds

So, thanks again
#244 to #243 - castielwinchester (10/18/2012) [-]
You're okay and that's all that matters   
   
if you ever need to talk i'm here.
You're okay and that's all that matters

if you ever need to talk i'm here.
User avatar #238 - bakanokuso (10/17/2012) [-]
So I got treated at a hospital, then put into a mental ward for a few days because I confessed to attempted suicide

I'm back now
#164 - Moondog (10/13/2012) [-]
I know you're trying to be funny and all. But people are not appreciating the Amanda Todd jokes and us mods are not too happy it about it either.
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/phantoma/3983084/MLP+Friendly+Board/1212907#1212907

So, please stop, and you could probably apologize just in case you don't get banned.

I would hate to see you get banned.
#165 to #164 - castielwinchester (10/13/2012) [-]
I already got banned. =/   
   
Oh well Moondo.g, I try and have fun for 2 minutes and get banned.   
   
I has a sad.
I already got banned. =/

Oh well Moondo.g, I try and have fun for 2 minutes and get banned.

I has a sad.
#158 - mamalunarwolf (10/13/2012) [-]
"Garbage..." Cheerilee droned behind her desk.
"Garbage..." She took another shot of the amber-colored alcohol on her desk.
"'I think that Celestia should have thrown NightmareMoon a party to coax the baddies out....' What the hell is this even? Urgh...." Cheerilee groaned to herself in frustration before stamping a C- onto another of the dozen papers she had stayed up too-long into the night too grade. Another paper down, another shot she allowed herself. "Oh Apple Whiskey, what would I do without you..." Ever since she had opened a night class for the adults in Ponyville she noticed that she was buying a lot more liquor then was normal. Even for her, a seasoned Cider chugger, she was pushing it. Could she help it though? These papers, coupled with her rising sexual frustration ever since her last break up, were making her want to climb a clock tower and commit a shoo- Hello hello? "Twilight Sparkle's report on the Nightmare War..." Cheerilee read eagerly. Twilight, her last bastion of education in these papers............. "Garbage." She snarled before stamping a B on her paper. This was the last damn straw. Tomorrow night, she was going to remedy the situation in her next lecture. "What do I even....ooh, that's a good one..." She chuckled darkly to herself, licking her lips in anticipation.

-----------------

"Twilight, I'd like you to stay after class today. Your report last night demanded........extra tutoring." She said in the sternest voice that she could muster, the other ponies in the class oohing and whispering to themselves. Twilight? Bad work? Parish the thought.
User avatar #317 to #158 - castielwinchester (10/22/2012) [-]
Tears were streaming down Twilight's face at this point, "I..." She could barely get any words out, she was too stunned, just by what was going on, she could hardly believe something like this would happen to someone like her, she rounded her head up and saw Cheerilee, as she heard her question "N-No..." She let out quietly, she put her head back on the desk and looked up, closing her eyes as she spoke "....I'm.. a virgin.." She only hoped Cheerilee would back off with the news.

HOLY LATE REPLY BATMAN!
User avatar #159 to #158 - castielwinchester (10/13/2012) [-]
Twilight immediately started sweating, a million things raced through her mind, Could she have gotten a bad grade? She never gets bad grades, she composed herself enough to talk clearly "Y-Yes M-Ms. Cheerilee.." She sunk her head into her hooves in shame, she couldn't bear the thought of getting a bad grade, what would her friends think? What would princess celestia think? Her prize student, getting a bad grade at a night school, she took a deep breath and continued studying her books intently, she almost wanted the class to never end, she couldn't deal with people talking down to her about bad grades, especially on an assignment that should have been a cake walk for her, she still couldn't shake the feeling of dread even after the bell rang and class was over, Already?! she thought, she watched as the other ponies gathered their things and left, she slid her book in her bookbag and walked up to Cheerilee's desk "Y-You said you wanted to see me after class?"
User avatar #162 to #159 - mamalunarwolf (10/13/2012) [-]
"Ah yes, Twilight Sparkle." Cheerilee started in a deceptively sweet tone, the same that she'd always used when her patience was getting to reach it's bare limits. "I don't know why you're so nervous. All this is is a bit of extra tutoring in a subject that all but the most brilliant scholars are aware of." Add in a bit of biting comment, just to get Twilight's blood bubbling. Cheerilee loved just the right amount of struggle. "I know you tried your best and quiet honestly a B is more than a passing grade, but we both know that someone like you can do much better. So I'm going to give you a different kind of test, on a very different subject. One you might even have trouble with."
User avatar #163 to #162 - castielwinchester (10/13/2012) [-]
Twilight's heart sank, she got a B?! Twilight sparkle, got a B?! She struggled to say her next words "I-I'll do anything to make it up! I can't let anyone know I got a B!!!" The sound of her tone elevated at the end of her sentence, she quickly composed herself "Please, just let me re-take the test or something, i'm sure i'll get an A this time, I can't let anyone know I got a B especially Princess Celestia." She was practically begging at this point, ready to re-take any test, no matter how long it took, she'd get an A, she waited for Ms. Cheerilee's response, waiting to tell her the parameters of the "Different kind of test"
User avatar #166 to #163 - mamalunarwolf (10/13/2012) [-]
"Now, at this hoity-toity school for gifted Unicorns in Canterlot, I don't suppose they made you take a sexual education course, did they? I have a test here for you to fill out and that will determine what we'll be covering tonight." More accurately, how hard she'd have to be with her soon-to-be favorite student. All night, as subtly as possible, Cheerilee's eyes had been following Twilight's body with feverish lust. She'd never contemplated raping another pony before, never, but the thought was doing a surprising amount for her hormones.
User avatar #169 to #166 - castielwinchester (10/14/2012) [-]
Twilight gave Ms. Cheerilee a confused look "A..A Sex Ed class? B-But I took that when I was younger, I think I know enough about sex.. how does that really have anything to do with the previous test on Pony historical studies?" She still had that confused look on her face "I mean, If this was all you asked me to stay for, I think i'd better just leave, i'm getting pretty tired" She had a look in her eyes that pretty much said she would have fallen asleep had Ms. Cheerilee hadn't kept her awake.
User avatar #170 to #169 - mamalunarwolf (10/14/2012) [-]
Oh? Leaving? No way in hell. "Look Twilight, I only gave you a B on your paper because I know that you could do so much better on the make-up, just so I could cut out the middle-stallion and bump you right to an A...but if you'd rather leave maybe I should bump that grade down..." Cheerilee said tauntingly before she stood from her seat behind her desk, walking around behind Twilight and pacing back and forth, her tail brushing her flanks ever-so-slightly every few moments. "Those kiddy classes you took in school. Might as well forget those. We do Sex Ed....differently in Ponyville."
User avatar #171 to #170 - castielwinchester (10/14/2012) [-]
Twilight started backing up until her flank reached the wall "I-I Uhh think I sh-should go.." She walked over to her desk in a frightened manner and pace, quickly and hastily throwing things inside her bookbag, Eager to get out and never come back she kept dropping one of her books, cursing to herself as she finally slung her bookbag over her shoulder, she turned around to see Cheerilee blocking the door "C-Can you p-p-lease move? I-It's getting late, I N-need to get home.." She had a frightened voice, almost timid, like Fluttershy's voice, but with an albeit more cowardly tone to it.
User avatar #172 to #171 - mamalunarwolf (10/14/2012) [-]
Cheerilee tilted her head just slightly as she examined the nervous Unicorn, looking her right in the eye with what would normally be considered a seductive look. Right now it was more along the lines of terrifying. "I think you'd better sit down." She said sweetly before harshly forcing Twilight onto her back on her desk. "See, isn't this much better?" She asked before forcing her hips against Twilight's so she couldn't kick her away as her forehooves pressed hard into her shoulders. "Now, where to begin?" She asked quietly as she leaned her face down close to hers.
User avatar #173 to #172 - castielwinchester (10/14/2012) [-]
"P-Please l-let me g-go!" Twilight had a Horrified look in her eyes, She'd never have taken Cheerilee for the type to do this, she just wanted to get out as soon as possible and lock her door, never to return again "I-If you d-don't let me g-go I'll scream." She made a very threatening promise, she would have done anything at this point to get away from the crazed pony, The look of terror still fresh in her eyes, as she struggled weakly to get away but to no avail.
User avatar #204 to #173 - mamalunarwolf (10/15/2012) [-]
"Twilight I want you to-" She was still struggling beneath her though. After a quick 'love bite' on Twilight's neck Cheerilee continued in that same claw-like voice of hers. "It's the middle of the night and this is a school. Nopony, nopony, wants to come around a school in the middle of the night. Do you really think screaming will help you?" Cheerilee asked before taking a long lick from the base of her neck to Twilight's chin before two clinks could be heard, followed by the cold of metal. "Now that those are done," She muttered before standing from the frightened Unicorn, walking around behind her desk and fastening shackles around her forelegs as well. "Comfy?"
User avatar #207 to #204 - castielwinchester (10/15/2012) [-]
" **** you! You're insane!" She yelled as she struggled against the shackles, they did nothing but cut into her skin as it seemed they became tighter and tighter the more she struggled "HELP!!!!" She screamed, she didn't want to admit it, but Cheerilee was right, everypony was either in bed or couldn't be bothered with checking a disturbance. She sank onto the desk, obviously tired from struggling, she looked at Cheerilee as tears formed at the edges of her eyes "P-Please D-Don't hurt me.. I...I'll do anything.." She had finally given up, she could only watch and wait to see what Cheerilee had planned.
User avatar #208 to #207 - mamalunarwolf (10/15/2012) [-]
Cheerilee tapped her hooves together and grinned darkly in her seat as she took a moment to really look over how vulnerable she'd rendered Twilight now. Oh there was something just so sexy about your favorite mare tied up and waiting for you...well, maybe not waiting but close enough. Leaning forward she took Twilight's head and held it still in between her forehooves, kissing her harshly for a long few moments before pulling away and retrieving something from one of her desk drawers. "See, what did I tell you? This late at night, no one even bothers coming around here...still, can't have you risking anything. Shame, I did so want to hear you scream..." Cheerilee sighed before gagging Twilight with a bit of cloth she'd brought out, in lieu of the ball-gag she'd have liked to use. "Now, where to start..."
User avatar #210 to #208 - castielwinchester (10/15/2012) [-]
Twilight gagged as the cloth was shoved in her mouth, she gagged once more once she got a good taste of it, trying to spit it out, she only had gotten half of it out which gave her time to talk "Please, don't do this!" She said through the cloth, it had muffled most of it out however, Twilight's cries fell on deaf ears, She just wanted out and she wanted out now, struggling again as the chains seemed again to get tighter and tighter, she couldn't help but feel aroused, she'd read so many books on bondage and the erotic uses for it, and now she was experiencing it pretty first-hand, Though she'd hoped it wouldn't have started like this.
User avatar #212 to #210 - mamalunarwolf (10/15/2012) [-]
"Oh, Twilight sweetie? I forgot to mention that I don't want to hear a peep out of you. We're going to see how much willpower this cute little body of yours holds...." She started as she slowly walked around to Twilight's spread rear-legs, trailing the tip of one of her hooves gently down Twilight's belly before pulling away when she reached her waist-line. "Now like I said this is a little test. I don't want to hear so much as a squeak from you until I am done, and if I hear anything you get...hmm, maybe a whipping? No...maybe a paddling...Ooh, I do have that riding crop that I'm so fond of..." She pondered gleefully before she went deathly silent. The next moment she was trailing her tongue up along Twilight's slit, starting from her asshole all the way back up to her waist-line.
User avatar #215 to #212 - castielwinchester (10/15/2012) [-]
Twilight moaned rather loudly, ignoring what Cheerilee had said she lifted her head up to look down at her "P..Please.. j-just let me go..." she said with a tone of desperation deep in her voice, her legs twitched as Cheerilee graciously serviced her slit, she almost forgot about her magic, she looked up at one of the cuffs and tried to use her magic, the state she was in left it weak, but it was just enough to hopefully start to loosen the cuff from her hoof so she'd at least have somewhat of a chance to do something. She only hoped Cheerilee wouldn't notice.
User avatar #216 to #215 - mamalunarwolf (10/15/2012) [-]
The gleeful look on Cheerilee's face immediately evaporated when Twilight once again begged to be let go. Sighing, sending out a wave of hot over Twilight's involuntarily wet slit Cheerilee walked back around the desk and pulled another something out of the drawer after ungagging her. She held in her mouth one of the riding crops that she'd spoken off, a long thin black stick with a slight bulge at it's tip. "Oh Twilight you naive little mare you..." She groaned before walking around the side again. The next moment a sharp pain ignited in a long, thin line across Twilight's cutie mark. "Now what did I tell you? For every peep, you get a whipping."
User avatar #226 to #216 - castielwinchester (10/16/2012) [-]
Twilight yelped out in pain from the riding crop, twisting her flank to the side to try and cover it to help with the pain, but it persisted quite diligently, after a few seconds of heavy breathing the pain started to go away "I..I'm s-sorry!" She yelled out, not wanting to meet the end of her riding crop again. A tear fell from both of Twilight's eyes as the whip mark started to redden, she calmed her body down as best she could given the circumstances, continuing to breathe hard, she looked up as Cheerilee was busy and began again using her magic, being a bit more obvious this time without noticing.

(ugh.. the one day it rains out and i don't have to work my ideas get **** down the drain.)
User avatar #227 to #226 - mamalunarwolf (10/16/2012) [-]
Cheerilee grinned and smacked Twilight again, and did not bother to remind her why she'd been hit in the first place. She was a smart girl, and under the right pressure she could figure it out. "You're tearing up from one little smack? Poor baby, I'd have expected you to be able to take a bit more then that." The second mark was criss-crossing the first now over the star that made up the majority of her cutie mark. It was sexy in it's own way...if you were the type who enjoyed pain. If Twilight didn't by the end of all of this, Cheerilee wasn't doing her job right.

(It's all good. I'm not in the best mood today...)
User avatar #228 to #227 - castielwinchester (10/16/2012) [-]
Twilight gritted her teeth tightly, trying to fight the pain so she wouldn't get whipped again "Why are you doing this..." She asked weakly "There are other ponies who would just let you do this.. w...why me...?" she couldn't believe of all the ponies doing this it would be Cheerilee, one of the nicest most kind-hearted ponies she had known at the time, spare Pinkie of course, but her mind started to get cloudy, almost blocking her magic as she finally gave up with trying to escape, she figured she'd just need to let this run it's course then get out as quickly as possible

(What's got you down?)
User avatar #235 to #228 - mamalunarwolf (10/16/2012) [-]
Another whip came before Cheerilee answered, but after the third strike Cheerilee rounded back to Twilight's face and once again took her head in between her hooves, almost cuddling her as she replied. "Why you? Because I know you're too much of Celestia's good girl to ever consider saying yes to this, and you do have one tight flank..." Cheerilee replied with a grin before giving her another harsh kiss. After a few long moments she stood and pulled another device from her drawer. "We're done with the crop now. I have to ask Twilight, have you ever done this with anypony at all? Let some big slob of a stallion inside of you?"
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