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#148 - Totally great view, about being in control and all, but countr… 5 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#11 - I read it had something to do with the school not letting stud…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Some Interesting Facts... +88
User avatar #137 - hor (07/23/2014) [-]
Which they do. You're not allowed to have any form of medication whatsoever in American schools thanks to the fucking zero tolerance policy.
User avatar #134 - asmodeu (07/23/2014) [-]
Or like taking asthma inhalers away from an asthmatic child.
#96 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
I know, what the fuck. Lets keep the only treatment method available for this child locked away in a safe in a different room across an entire school
#100 - Let's hope it isn't going to be the last one eiter!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on [fedoratipping intensifies] 0
#136 - Skwurll (07/23/2014) [-]
From what I infer from the interviews and the books, I'm expecting at least two more books. Kvothe's still got a lot of ground to cover.
#61 - 4th reaction is from the kingkiller chronicles by patrick roth…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on [fedoratipping intensifies] +1
User avatar #102 - honkan (07/22/2014) [-]
The Waystone Inn lay in silence, and it was a silence of three parts.

The most obvious part was a hollow, echoing quiet, made by things that were lacking. If there had been a wind it would have sighed trough the trees, set the inn’s sign creaking on its hooks, and brushed the silence down the road like trailing autumn leaves. If there had been a crowd, even a handful of men inside the inn, they would have filled the silence with coversation and laughter, the clatter and clamour one expects from a drinking house during the dark hours of the night. If there had been music…but no, of curse there was no music. In fact there were none of these things, and so the silence remained.

Inside the Waystone a pair of men huddled at one corner of the bar. they drank with quiet determination, avoiding serious discussions of troubling news. In doing these they added a small, sullen silenceto the lager, hollow one. it made an alloy of sorts, a counterpoint.

The third silence was not an easy thing to notice. If you listened for an hour, you might begin to feel it in the wooden floor underfoot and in the rough, splintering barrels behind the bar. It was in the weight of the black stone heart that held the heat of a long-dead fire. It was in the slow back and forth of a white linen cloth rubbing along the grain of the bar. and it was in the hands of the man who stood there, polishing a strech of mahogany that already gleamed in the lamplight.

The man had true-red hair, red as flame. his eyes was dark and distant, and he moved with the subtle certainty that comes from knowing many things.

The Waystone was is, just as the third silence was his. This was appropriate, as it was the greatest silence of the three, wapping the other inside itself. It was deep and wide as autumn’s ending. It was heavy as a grett river-smooth stone. It was the patient, cut-flower sound of a man who is waiting to die.


The first time I read that, I was instantly hooked.
#72 - Skwurll (07/22/2014) [-]
He needs to finish and publish the third goddamned book already. I'm dying to know the rest of the story.
User avatar #100 - carthos (07/22/2014) [-]
Let's hope it isn't going to be the last one eiter!
#136 - Skwurll (07/23/2014) [-]
From what I infer from the interviews and the books, I'm expecting at least two more books. Kvothe's still got a lot of ground to cover.
#1503 - Borderlands 1 & 2, the heavy and cage the elephant are awe…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Games +2
User avatar #1518 - malcolmcz (07/22/2014) [-]
borderlands fuck yeah
#11 - You know evolution hates you when instead of evolving claws yo… 07/17/2014 on That's hardcore +1
#332 - Do you love me as well? 07/17/2014 on my kinky gay son 0
#190 - Probably not, but I still knew better, Saw a vid of a few 12 y… 07/15/2014 on Help take a bitch down 0
#95 - I think that when I was 15 I'd have beaten anyone who did that…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Help take a bitch down +1
#184 - ohemgeezus (07/15/2014) [-]
no you wouldn't have
User avatar #190 - carthos (07/15/2014) [-]
Probably not, but I still knew better, Saw a vid of a few 12 year olds burning a kitten alive last week, that's just twisted.
#972 - Dishonored and skyrim... awesome 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
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#1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Congrats in top comment.

also, hai.
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