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    Hybrids Hybrids
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    One of my favorite faceswaps One of my favorite faceswaps
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    As Shepherd Says As Shepherd Says
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    Down the Not-So-Abbey-Road Down the Not-So-Abbey-Road
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    I have a few of these. I have a few of these.
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    Poof Poof
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    Imagine the thought process. Imagine the thought process.
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    It's a trap! It's a trap!
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#3 - Crap, I was really looking forward to finding them. Thanks for… 01/25/2015 on The Hunt is on 0
#17 - **carpediam used "*roll 2, 00-99*"** **carpediam rolls 10**… 01/25/2015 on Might as well call me joshlol 0
#22 - I'll have a few repeats, but thank you for the colossal increa… 01/21/2015 on Wallpaper Comp 0
#6 - **carpediam rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at … 01/15/2014 on Police car chase 0
#96 - Even so, they wouldn't necessarily be going for the driver. If… 01/15/2014 on obama's pimpmobile 0
#73 - Point blank aiming an assault rifle within a tiny space of a c…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on obama's pimpmobile 0
User avatar #94 - Sjurzlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Although it might not be the most efficient thing of the attackers are more than a certain distance away from the car you can't even hit them... Perhaps an SMG would be better cause of the size but still.
User avatar #96 - carpediam (01/15/2014) [-]
Even so, they wouldn't necessarily be going for the driver. If they aren't, then he could just shoot them when they get to close to the back doors. If they are, well, boom.
#11 - +1 for mind reading in Farnsworth's voice. 01/15/2014 on Good News! +1
#256 - Hate to rain on the parade, but the other guy in his house was… 01/15/2014 on Woke up today and saw on... 0
#273 - We're waiting with baited breath. 01/15/2014 on Beware the Bear +1
#8 - There really isn't a step, it's more like that moment when you…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on One does not simply walk in... +1
User avatar #15 - BmanX (01/12/2014) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure the slide was intentional. He looks like he does a running start for a bit and then slides. I'm also from Canada, and I do this all the time. It's fun.

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