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carneymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#24 - yeah but none of them are cosplaying the one with a dick.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Japanese Otaku +19
User avatar #114 - alucardexplain (02/03/2015) [-]
What about the one with two dicks?
#119 - adrianking (02/03/2015) [-]
#12 - Im lazy and now take notes by talking to my computer. I tell i…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Blind kid 0
User avatar #13 - wildwes (02/03/2015) [-]
but if you're blind...

then how did you read that comment?!?!?!?
User avatar #15 - wildwes (02/03/2015) [-]
if you're not blind and are just a lzy dude who talks to his computer than uh nevermind
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
blind.. what? when did i say i was blind?
#16 - wildwes (02/03/2015) [-]
yeeeep I'm stupid.

read my other comment.

I'm uh just gonna go now
#10 - it can seat 5+2 people? are you saying the first 5 arent peopl…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Tesla took advice from KND 0
User avatar #79 - swimmingprodigy (02/03/2015) [-]
5+2 means that the standard version of the car seats 5 people, but there is an option to add 2 more seats in the rear for an additional 2 people.

This is not a new idea; many sports cars from the 90s are considered 2+2's (2 standard seats but also the option to put in a rear row)
User avatar #80 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
i thought thats what it probably meant but i wanted to be silly.
#23 - bitch i wish my teachers would give me homework. ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Black and White Comp 0
User avatar #39 - articulate (02/03/2015) [-]
You can give yourself homework. It's called studying and will help you get good grades on your tests.
User avatar #40 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
yeah but im also lazy so its a challenge to find that balance of difficulty versus reward.
User avatar #118 - mookiea (02/03/2015) [-]
So you are saying you need they physical paperwork before you can do it. sounds just like my bro my. His boss told him to show up at work whenever. He always showed way lait and got fired. " he said I could show up whenever" He says. HE also said he need to have an exact time to show or he can't do it. Because he is lazy. You may be the same with homework. That is why I told that story. Try printing out mock test or what you think are in the test. Maybe you can find test by the same teacher online. I know some of my teachers had there test online from students posting them.
User avatar #145 - carneymaster (02/03/2015) [-]
yeah im the same way with time as well. I did homeschooling for a year. the teacher didnt care when you finished the class as long as the work was done. I actually was doing very very well for a while. But i live in florida and this was way back around 2003-2004 something like that. Florida got hit by 4 hurricanes one right after the other. The power was out for so long after one hurricane it didnt come back up before the second one hit. In total it was out for almost 6 weeks. And during that time i guess i just lost my drive to do the work. so time frames are good.
#136 - the girl i played with tried to bring about genocide of variou… 02/03/2015 on Would you D&D with me? I'd... 0
#83 - probably at some point but he was still a bitch about it. 02/01/2015 on discussions on the anime board 0
#46 - "the im not like other "girls" starter pack" 02/01/2015 on BUY THIS NOW SPACIAL OFFER... +8
#39 - oh i thought you said its an american. i missed the not. and y… 02/01/2015 on Redneck Ingenuity 3 +1
#36 - its dutch actually. but its okay. i dont know im allergic to h…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Redneck Ingenuity 3 +1
User avatar #37 - rplix (02/01/2015) [-]
I know it's dutch, that's why I said it's not an american beer.

That sucks dude. At least you can still drink liquor.
User avatar #39 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
oh i thought you said its an american. i missed the not. and yes i can drink vodka, rum, all sorts of others. rum is my favorite with whiskey and bourbon following.
#72 - its not about the robots, its about shinji not getting in the …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2015 on discussions on the anime board +6
User avatar #82 - mrpotatofudge (02/01/2015) [-]
did he get in the fucking robot?
#90 - anon (02/01/2015) [-]
In the very first episode.....
User avatar #83 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
probably at some point but he was still a bitch about it.
#32 - whats wrong with heineken?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Redneck Ingenuity 3 +1
User avatar #34 - rplix (02/01/2015) [-]
Nothing. It's not an american beer, so why would rednecks drink it?
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
its dutch actually. but its okay. i dont know im allergic to hops. i will never be able to drink a beer without also inducing bloody vomit.
User avatar #37 - rplix (02/01/2015) [-]
I know it's dutch, that's why I said it's not an american beer.

That sucks dude. At least you can still drink liquor.
User avatar #39 - carneymaster (02/01/2015) [-]
oh i thought you said its an american. i missed the not. and yes i can drink vodka, rum, all sorts of others. rum is my favorite with whiskey and bourbon following.
#170 - we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





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#166 - thats even worse. This is like playing bioware game. You think…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +1
User avatar #168 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Yup

User avatar #170 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. btw. dat ass.
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





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#157 - ahaha! lovely. Thankyou for letting me get all this out. its b…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
User avatar #161 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Even better.

Muslims.
They fully acknowledge that God has chosen your path for you, and he knows exactly what you're gonna do.
But you still have free will.

Not even trying to say some bullshit about different paths or anything.
Just straight up make no sense.
User avatar #166 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
thats even worse. This is like playing bioware game. You think you have all these choices but its really either Mother Theresa or baby eating to quote Yahtzee.
User avatar #168 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Yup

User avatar #170 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. btw. dat ass.
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





Sauce is stickied on my profile
You're welcome
#154 - I dont understand that argument either. ofcourse god knows you…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
#155 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #157 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
ahaha! lovely. Thankyou for letting me get all this out. its bugged me forever.
User avatar #161 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Even better.

Muslims.
They fully acknowledge that God has chosen your path for you, and he knows exactly what you're gonna do.
But you still have free will.

Not even trying to say some bullshit about different paths or anything.
Just straight up make no sense.
User avatar #166 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
thats even worse. This is like playing bioware game. You think you have all these choices but its really either Mother Theresa or baby eating to quote Yahtzee.
User avatar #168 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Yup

User avatar #170 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. btw. dat ass.
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





Sauce is stickied on my profile
You're welcome
#147 - but god knew you were going to say that. god knows your going …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +2
User avatar #148 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
**testaburger puts on his christian hat again**

Yeah but free will doe.
God knows the possible paths, but you still get to choose


(I don't understand it, this is just what they always say)
User avatar #154 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
I dont understand that argument either. ofcourse god knows your possible choices. but he also knows which choice you are going to make. If i say pick a number between 1 and 10. god knows you could pick a number between 1 and 10. and god would also know what number you are going to pick. So if god knows you were to pick 7 there are two outcomes really. Either you do pick 7 and gods right. or you dont pick 7 and gods not omnipotent.
#155 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #157 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
ahaha! lovely. Thankyou for letting me get all this out. its bugged me forever.
User avatar #161 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Even better.

Muslims.
They fully acknowledge that God has chosen your path for you, and he knows exactly what you're gonna do.
But you still have free will.

Not even trying to say some bullshit about different paths or anything.
Just straight up make no sense.
User avatar #166 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
thats even worse. This is like playing bioware game. You think you have all these choices but its really either Mother Theresa or baby eating to quote Yahtzee.
User avatar #168 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Yup

User avatar #170 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. btw. dat ass.
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





Sauce is stickied on my profile
You're welcome
#138 - Ive always had the problem with god in that he knows everythin…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +4
#965 - anon (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah this is a pretty complicated problem. In Christianity God has picked who will go to heaven and who will go to hell before the start of the universe. Meaning that if you are going to hell you have always been going there and there was never any chance of you not going there. So the question then becomes can free will exist? Actually this question isn't limited to just religion. Even a completely atheistic understanding has problems with the idea of free will.

However just because it is known what we will do does not necessarily mean freewill doesn't exist. Though this leads to some paradoxes about the nature of Gods knowledge and quite frankly I don't have a fucking clue. Free will is complicated as shit for everyone. Personally I think I'm a bit more of a libertarian when it comes to such thought however I will at times be a compatablists. I disagree with those who believe in pure determinism. Determinism is way to dangerous in my opinion because it in effect means that nobody is responsible for what they do.
User avatar #143 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
**testaburger puts on his christian hat**

Yeah but free will, tho.
User avatar #147 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
but god knew you were going to say that. god knows your going to go left rather than right. god knew you were going to steal that piece of candy before mankind even existed. God knew every action and the outcomes of those actions before you ever existed. How do you have a choice in making actions that he already knows you are going to make?
User avatar #148 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
**testaburger puts on his christian hat again**

Yeah but free will doe.
God knows the possible paths, but you still get to choose


(I don't understand it, this is just what they always say)
User avatar #154 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
I dont understand that argument either. ofcourse god knows your possible choices. but he also knows which choice you are going to make. If i say pick a number between 1 and 10. god knows you could pick a number between 1 and 10. and god would also know what number you are going to pick. So if god knows you were to pick 7 there are two outcomes really. Either you do pick 7 and gods right. or you dont pick 7 and gods not omnipotent.
#155 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #157 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
ahaha! lovely. Thankyou for letting me get all this out. its bugged me forever.
User avatar #161 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Even better.

Muslims.
They fully acknowledge that God has chosen your path for you, and he knows exactly what you're gonna do.
But you still have free will.

Not even trying to say some bullshit about different paths or anything.
Just straight up make no sense.
User avatar #166 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
thats even worse. This is like playing bioware game. You think you have all these choices but its really either Mother Theresa or baby eating to quote Yahtzee.
User avatar #168 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]
Yup

User avatar #170 - carneymaster (01/31/2015) [-]
we finally die and get up there and its just red blue green. btw. dat ass.
#172 - testaburger (01/31/2015) [-]





Sauce is stickied on my profile
You're welcome
#95 - your saliva also acts as a dissolving agent and will eat away … 01/29/2015 on Science Facts +2
#75 - i actually like the idea of letting them die naturally than fo… 01/28/2015 on Weaboos make terrible parents 0
#107 - yeah out heat is muggy and it just drains you. a wet summer is…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol 1 Part 3 0
User avatar #108 - stifflimb (01/27/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, almost none here in Sweden got ac and on those really warm days you get drained of all power, refusing to move an inch.
#33 - As opposed to letting the school teach them their ideas becaus… 01/27/2015 on just gunna leave this right... +1
#72 - it was like 2am for me. probably like 7-9 for you. 01/27/2015 on New polandball plushies... 0
#42 - ahah yeah, the later it gets the less i read. During the day c…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on New polandball plushies... 0
User avatar #46 - flolomano (01/27/2015) [-]
You know, I'm in Europe, so for me it's morning ;)
User avatar #72 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
it was like 2am for me. probably like 7-9 for you.
#34 - i hope you realize the amount of money you could make selling …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on New polandball plushies... 0
User avatar #37 - flolomano (01/27/2015) [-]
I hope to realize that that's why I have my facebook site, to keep up with all the inquireies from different site members.
User avatar #42 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
ahah yeah, the later it gets the less i read. During the day content is funny when i read the words! late at night content is funny when... its there! i kinda get drunk and dont read. goodnight.
User avatar #46 - flolomano (01/27/2015) [-]
You know, I'm in Europe, so for me it's morning ;)
User avatar #72 - carneymaster (01/27/2015) [-]
it was like 2am for me. probably like 7-9 for you.
#174 - I think if you have a bit of your fandom around you thats w/e.… 01/27/2015 on Opinions 0

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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
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User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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