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carneymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:9/30/2016
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#9 - Glen Close.  [+] (4 replies) 08/31/2016 on actors +18
#91 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
That's actually Glen Close But No Cigar.
#86 - rillydood (09/01/2016) [-]
Glen Far.
#92 - anon (09/01/2016) [-]
That's actually Glen Far But No Cigar.
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#10 - DrewRSmith (08/31/2016) [-]
Jesus shit that scene gave me nightmares as a kid. ugh.
#44 - I like guns. I dont like taxes. I live in the south.  [+] (3 replies) 08/31/2016 on Crooked News Network +1
#45 - yusatatsuaki (08/31/2016) [-]
I like guns. I don't like that the effective tax we pay is more than those who benefit most from a corrupt government. I live in west.
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#47 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I can never find a real head up the ass socialist. I am starting to think they are a hoax. I have never met a real head up the ass femenist or blm supporter. None of them.
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#46 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I was hoping for something else so i could then turn and say i support gay marriage and womens rights and something else im sure. But no you like guns just like me. and you also think the tax system is shitty. lol.
#42 - Abuse of perscription drugs, weed, cocaine, heroine, anything really.  [+] (5 replies) 08/31/2016 on Crooked News Network +1
#43 - yusatatsuaki (08/31/2016) [-]
This socialist supports your policy.
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#44 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I like guns. I dont like taxes. I live in the south.
#45 - yusatatsuaki (08/31/2016) [-]
I like guns. I don't like that the effective tax we pay is more than those who benefit most from a corrupt government. I live in west.
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#47 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I can never find a real head up the ass socialist. I am starting to think they are a hoax. I have never met a real head up the ass femenist or blm supporter. None of them.
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#46 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I was hoping for something else so i could then turn and say i support gay marriage and womens rights and something else im sure. But no you like guns just like me. and you also think the tax system is shitty. lol.
#19 - Its equally polite to accept a gift.  [+] (5 replies) 08/31/2016 on Good Guy Keanu +3
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#34 - erotictentacle (08/31/2016) [-]
It depends on where you are, i can really tell the difference between spanish and swiss people.
In spain you are offered something, and you deny at least 3 times while the offerer keeps insisten
If you deny something from a swiss, he'll never offer anything anymore. Unless you ask, which is no problem
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#35 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
In Britain as my friend pointed out, they all would sit in terror on the train hoping no one talks to them.
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#36 - erotictentacle (08/31/2016) [-]
Yeah, i've been there and i can confirm. I've never seen a quieter subway, and i've been to finland!
#37 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
surprised you saw anyone in finland.
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#38 - erotictentacle (08/31/2016) [-]
I even managed to make friends.
I was staying in an academy and went to the first dorm with a bottle of vodka and some glasses to drink with people.
Quickly started to be known around campus as that tourist. I was also easy to spot as i swear i was the only person with completely black hair on the entire campus
#38 - I think all federal employees should have to take drug tests a…  [+] (7 replies) 08/31/2016 on Crooked News Network +5
#41 - yusatatsuaki (08/31/2016) [-]
If we include weed, I agree.
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#42 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
Abuse of perscription drugs, weed, cocaine, heroine, anything really.
#43 - yusatatsuaki (08/31/2016) [-]
This socialist supports your policy.
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#44 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I like guns. I dont like taxes. I live in the south.
#45 - yusatatsuaki (08/31/2016) [-]
I like guns. I don't like that the effective tax we pay is more than those who benefit most from a corrupt government. I live in west.
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#47 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I can never find a real head up the ass socialist. I am starting to think they are a hoax. I have never met a real head up the ass femenist or blm supporter. None of them.
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#46 - carneymaster (08/31/2016) [-]
I was hoping for something else so i could then turn and say i support gay marriage and womens rights and something else im sure. But no you like guns just like me. and you also think the tax system is shitty. lol.