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#14 - another source says 1.3. i give up.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on This week in science 0
User avatar #16 - duudegladiator (11/17/2014) [-]
I would always say the highest. That way we can just expect to pay taht much and laugh it off when the debt is gone and we still got money flowing.
#13 - sorry it is 6. 11/17/2014 on This week in science 0
#12 - china owns around 3 trillion of our debt.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on This week in science 0
#15 - duudegladiator has deleted their comment.
#13 - the thumbs say yes. just yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on There really are only two... +16
#23 - thedudeintheshirt (11/17/2014) [-]
FJ is not representative of a normal population of humans. No, just no.
#12 - cops taze people left right and center when they dont need to.… 11/16/2014 on Nice job cops +3
#12 - that girl is atleast the prettiest without makeup compared to … 11/16/2014 on profile pictures +13
#10 - I never win. 11/16/2014 on Sis singing to the mirror 0
#7 - but my grammar is none of your bussiness anyway.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Sis singing to the mirror 0
User avatar #8 - Maroon (11/16/2014) [-]
business
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (11/16/2014) [-]
I never win.
#5 - eh shes kinda cute. I like long dark hair. But she is a bit pa…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Sis singing to the mirror +3
#6 - Rascal (11/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** *too
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (11/16/2014) [-]
but my grammar is none of your bussiness anyway.
User avatar #8 - Maroon (11/16/2014) [-]
business
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (11/16/2014) [-]
I never win.
#5 - there were several instances of this happening. and at times t… 11/15/2014 on This is why we can't have... 0
#36 - Picture 11/15/2014 on The Imperial Navy: Part 1 +6
#119 - even unto the end though he kept the armies in northrend and h… 11/15/2014 on a cold season in coming. 0
#115 - i meant how the last vestiges of arthas' humanity was all that…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on a cold season in coming. 0
User avatar #116 - animedudej (11/15/2014) [-]
yea. he had a few moment of kinda talking to his child self until he was eventually overwhelmed
User avatar #119 - carneymaster (11/15/2014) [-]
even unto the end though he kept the armies in northrend and he kept them from flowing full force out of icecrown. there were more than enough undead there if he tried we would not have stood a chance.
#112 - yeah but arthas was a hero in the end.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2014 on a cold season in coming. 0
User avatar #114 - animedudej (11/15/2014) [-]
Illidan wants to defeat the Burning Legion just as much as Arthas/Ner'Zul albeit in diferent ways
User avatar #115 - carneymaster (11/15/2014) [-]
i meant how the last vestiges of arthas' humanity was all that kept that insane amount of undead from just flooding out and destroying the planet. I forget when they went over this but it was the last bit of humanity he had that kept them in check. Mostly.
User avatar #116 - animedudej (11/15/2014) [-]
yea. he had a few moment of kinda talking to his child self until he was eventually overwhelmed
User avatar #119 - carneymaster (11/15/2014) [-]
even unto the end though he kept the armies in northrend and he kept them from flowing full force out of icecrown. there were more than enough undead there if he tried we would not have stood a chance.
#110 - even though illidan lost to arthas in 1-1 combat?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2014 on a cold season in coming. 0
#111 - animedudej (11/15/2014) [-]
its not all about combat prowess, i just like illidans story more
User avatar #112 - carneymaster (11/15/2014) [-]
yeah but arthas was a hero in the end.
User avatar #114 - animedudej (11/15/2014) [-]
Illidan wants to defeat the Burning Legion just as much as Arthas/Ner'Zul albeit in diferent ways
User avatar #115 - carneymaster (11/15/2014) [-]
i meant how the last vestiges of arthas' humanity was all that kept that insane amount of undead from just flooding out and destroying the planet. I forget when they went over this but it was the last bit of humanity he had that kept them in check. Mostly.
User avatar #116 - animedudej (11/15/2014) [-]
yea. he had a few moment of kinda talking to his child self until he was eventually overwhelmed
User avatar #119 - carneymaster (11/15/2014) [-]
even unto the end though he kept the armies in northrend and he kept them from flowing full force out of icecrown. there were more than enough undead there if he tried we would not have stood a chance.
#27 - Thats where im at. She may have actually been drunk. And every… 11/13/2014 on Fill me with your rage +3
#7 - This is the most unassuming house in the world. Legally. 11/12/2014 on We Must Evacuate to the... 0
#14 - we dont get bobcats, moose, big dear, we do get wild hogs thou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Severely Underwhelmed Toddler 0
User avatar #15 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
I've heard that boars are potentially more dangerous than bears since a boar is easier to anger, and they're typically more aggressive and territorial.

But believe it or not, Moose are extremely dangerous too. They'd mess you up in a heartbeat if you gave them a chance.
#12 - moose... ehehehe. we only get the occasional wolf here. mostly…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Severely Underwhelmed Toddler 0
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
We have some tiny critters too, but mostly skunks. They're not really scary, but still best avoided. lol

I remember my obese house cat fought off a big old Bobcat that attacked him in the woods. He came back with a nearly severed tail, but he was still alive. My uncle had to go and hunt the bobcat since he was the only one licensed to do so.
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
we dont get bobcats, moose, big dear, we do get wild hogs though. and they can be worse than alot of stuff. they know how to use those tusks.
User avatar #15 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
I've heard that boars are potentially more dangerous than bears since a boar is easier to anger, and they're typically more aggressive and territorial.

But believe it or not, Moose are extremely dangerous too. They'd mess you up in a heartbeat if you gave them a chance.
#10 - there are no lakes left in keystone for them to live in. But g…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Severely Underwhelmed Toddler 0
User avatar #11 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
God, that sounds like a nightmare. I used to live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and our wildlife would consist of wolves, and bears coming into the towns and wrecking people's garbage cans, or sometimes killing pets. We even had a moose running wild through our town once.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
moose... ehehehe. we only get the occasional wolf here. mostly its racoons and opossums.
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
We have some tiny critters too, but mostly skunks. They're not really scary, but still best avoided. lol

I remember my obese house cat fought off a big old Bobcat that attacked him in the woods. He came back with a nearly severed tail, but he was still alive. My uncle had to go and hunt the bobcat since he was the only one licensed to do so.
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
we dont get bobcats, moose, big dear, we do get wild hogs though. and they can be worse than alot of stuff. they know how to use those tusks.
User avatar #15 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
I've heard that boars are potentially more dangerous than bears since a boar is easier to anger, and they're typically more aggressive and territorial.

But believe it or not, Moose are extremely dangerous too. They'd mess you up in a heartbeat if you gave them a chance.
#4 - I can balance the switch where it starts making that crackling…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on the truth is harsh 0
User avatar #8 - mayorman (11/12/2014) [-]
you're a god amongst faggots men
#8 - thats keystone too. so many bugs bacteria and algae. we had ov…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Severely Underwhelmed Toddler 0
User avatar #9 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
My father used to live somewhere in Florida, I'll have to remember to ask him where next time I call, but he said the worst part of Florida was the Alligators. I imagine they too like to take over your lakes.
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
there are no lakes left in keystone for them to live in. But gainseville, home of the florida gators fucking lives up to its name. Go along the bike path through a nice park, fucking 4 foot gator on the sidewalk now you gotta go around. Animal control? ohh no hes where he should be in that park.
User avatar #11 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
God, that sounds like a nightmare. I used to live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and our wildlife would consist of wolves, and bears coming into the towns and wrecking people's garbage cans, or sometimes killing pets. We even had a moose running wild through our town once.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
moose... ehehehe. we only get the occasional wolf here. mostly its racoons and opossums.
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
We have some tiny critters too, but mostly skunks. They're not really scary, but still best avoided. lol

I remember my obese house cat fought off a big old Bobcat that attacked him in the woods. He came back with a nearly severed tail, but he was still alive. My uncle had to go and hunt the bobcat since he was the only one licensed to do so.
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
we dont get bobcats, moose, big dear, we do get wild hogs though. and they can be worse than alot of stuff. they know how to use those tusks.
User avatar #15 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
I've heard that boars are potentially more dangerous than bears since a boar is easier to anger, and they're typically more aggressive and territorial.

But believe it or not, Moose are extremely dangerous too. They'd mess you up in a heartbeat if you gave them a chance.
#6 - i live dead center in florida. 50 miles to either coast. there…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Severely Underwhelmed Toddler 0
User avatar #7 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, the Great Lakes are waaaaaay different. I live in Minnesota now, and their "10,000 lakes" are little more than glorified ponds completely infested with nasty insects and bacteria. Lake Superior was always a good place to go for a swim, though, if you didn't mind the water being a bit chilly.
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
thats keystone too. so many bugs bacteria and algae. we had over 200 lakes in a 10 square mile area. now we have like 8.
User avatar #9 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
My father used to live somewhere in Florida, I'll have to remember to ask him where next time I call, but he said the worst part of Florida was the Alligators. I imagine they too like to take over your lakes.
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
there are no lakes left in keystone for them to live in. But gainseville, home of the florida gators fucking lives up to its name. Go along the bike path through a nice park, fucking 4 foot gator on the sidewalk now you gotta go around. Animal control? ohh no hes where he should be in that park.
User avatar #11 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
God, that sounds like a nightmare. I used to live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and our wildlife would consist of wolves, and bears coming into the towns and wrecking people's garbage cans, or sometimes killing pets. We even had a moose running wild through our town once.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
moose... ehehehe. we only get the occasional wolf here. mostly its racoons and opossums.
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
We have some tiny critters too, but mostly skunks. They're not really scary, but still best avoided. lol

I remember my obese house cat fought off a big old Bobcat that attacked him in the woods. He came back with a nearly severed tail, but he was still alive. My uncle had to go and hunt the bobcat since he was the only one licensed to do so.
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
we dont get bobcats, moose, big dear, we do get wild hogs though. and they can be worse than alot of stuff. they know how to use those tusks.
User avatar #15 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
I've heard that boars are potentially more dangerous than bears since a boar is easier to anger, and they're typically more aggressive and territorial.

But believe it or not, Moose are extremely dangerous too. They'd mess you up in a heartbeat if you gave them a chance.
#4 - i pitch in for gas, and it is like 50 miles away. and food cau…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Severely Underwhelmed Toddler 0
User avatar #5 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah, sorry. I've only ever lived within walking distance of the beach for one of the Great Lakes, so I guess I'm just too used to that.
User avatar #24 - assrocket (11/12/2014) [-]
It's actually really scary to think there are people who live that far away from large bodies of water - especially the ocean. You know it's perfectly normal, but it just seems strange to think some of these people may never, ever see the ocean in person. That's fucked up, man. That's real fucked up.
User avatar #16 - rhodesgirl (11/12/2014) [-]
I know that feel as well.
User avatar #17 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
Whereabouts are you from?
User avatar #18 - rhodesgirl (11/12/2014) [-]
Right up by the Traverse City area, lived around here all my life except for the few months I spent up in Marquette.
User avatar #19 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
I was raised in Marquette and Negaunee. Primarily Negaunee, but I moved to Marquette to go to NMU. Small world!
#21 - rhodesgirl has deleted their comment.
User avatar #20 - rhodesgirl (11/12/2014) [-]
Indeed! That's why I went to Marquette, went there for my biology major. c:
User avatar #22 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
My brother and I were both in the Computer Science courses. He became the president of the computer science club over in the LRC building for a bit while I left for the military. Still have to finish that degree. lol
User avatar #6 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
i live dead center in florida. 50 miles to either coast. there are a million lakes around here but they arent that great for swimming because low water table makes the algea and shit grow like fucking crazy somehow.
User avatar #7 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, the Great Lakes are waaaaaay different. I live in Minnesota now, and their "10,000 lakes" are little more than glorified ponds completely infested with nasty insects and bacteria. Lake Superior was always a good place to go for a swim, though, if you didn't mind the water being a bit chilly.
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
thats keystone too. so many bugs bacteria and algae. we had over 200 lakes in a 10 square mile area. now we have like 8.
User avatar #9 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
My father used to live somewhere in Florida, I'll have to remember to ask him where next time I call, but he said the worst part of Florida was the Alligators. I imagine they too like to take over your lakes.
User avatar #10 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
there are no lakes left in keystone for them to live in. But gainseville, home of the florida gators fucking lives up to its name. Go along the bike path through a nice park, fucking 4 foot gator on the sidewalk now you gotta go around. Animal control? ohh no hes where he should be in that park.
User avatar #11 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
God, that sounds like a nightmare. I used to live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and our wildlife would consist of wolves, and bears coming into the towns and wrecking people's garbage cans, or sometimes killing pets. We even had a moose running wild through our town once.
User avatar #12 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
moose... ehehehe. we only get the occasional wolf here. mostly its racoons and opossums.
User avatar #13 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
We have some tiny critters too, but mostly skunks. They're not really scary, but still best avoided. lol

I remember my obese house cat fought off a big old Bobcat that attacked him in the woods. He came back with a nearly severed tail, but he was still alive. My uncle had to go and hunt the bobcat since he was the only one licensed to do so.
User avatar #14 - carneymaster (11/12/2014) [-]
we dont get bobcats, moose, big dear, we do get wild hogs though. and they can be worse than alot of stuff. they know how to use those tusks.
User avatar #15 - lordbrauner (11/12/2014) [-]
I've heard that boars are potentially more dangerous than bears since a boar is easier to anger, and they're typically more aggressive and territorial.

But believe it or not, Moose are extremely dangerous too. They'd mess you up in a heartbeat if you gave them a chance.
#11 - i cant even really hear what im thinking, theres so much *… 11/12/2014 on Why does everything smell... +2

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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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