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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:7/12/2014
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#25 - I have a son already, and now im gay anwyay. so win win win? 03/09/2014 on You WERE successful +1
#2 - What annoys me more than that is when i see the same post 5 ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Reposts +2
User avatar #14 - aralahkian (03/08/2014) [-]
well you can't get angry at that though although yes it is annoying. Most people browse starting from frontpage so they are not gonna know if what they posted was posted by someone else a few minutes ago. Occasionally I have to delete content because as I get closer to the newer uploads I find that someone posted what I posted an hour earlier than I did.
User avatar #15 - aralahkian (03/08/2014) [-]
although, I do get pissed off when someone reposts something that is still on the frontpage amongst the top 20. Happens every once in a while.
#2 - Some lines aren't labeled, and i have no idea where your suppo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on femminism flow chart 0
User avatar #3 - katha (03/08/2014) [-]
Start at the upper left (the only bubble where arrows are only pointing from, not to).

I found all of them to be labeled, though some are labeled at the start of the arrow and some at the end of it.~
User avatar #5 - carneymaster (03/10/2014) [-]
Well being more awake finally hah, i can tell what line i was annoyed by. The line under are you a man has no label. But its obviously the no line.
#21 - I understand that people take the jobs they can get. But why n… 03/07/2014 on Anyone work in food service? +1
#4 - This is physical painful to watch. I tense up all over every t… 03/07/2014 on Cringe compilation. +1
#34 - apparently some people do since he was fired for being gay. 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#37 - JESUS CHRIST! And to think we in the US are all worried about … 03/06/2014 on Welcome to Russia! 0
#207 - In tekkit we have a machine that does the same thing as that i… 03/06/2014 on TLDR: Huge Minecraft Pit... 0
#4 - Thankyou much for clearing that up. Ive asked several brits i …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #7 - yippekiay (03/03/2014) [-]
Its more a case of not wanting to be part of the EU haha
User avatar #5 - tealcanaan (03/02/2014) [-]
Ya, the U.K. was very smart in keeping control over their own currency though, allows them to control inflation and such, as well as insulate them from the likes of Greece.
#1 - Sorry dude, Brittain aint part of the EU/ Eurozone.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #2 - tealcanaan (03/02/2014) [-]
They have more autonomy, but they are part of the EU.
User avatar #4 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
Thankyou much for clearing that up. Ive asked several brits i know all who claim, either ignorantly or not wanting to admit, they are not part of the eu.
User avatar #7 - yippekiay (03/03/2014) [-]
Its more a case of not wanting to be part of the EU haha
User avatar #5 - tealcanaan (03/02/2014) [-]
Ya, the U.K. was very smart in keeping control over their own currency though, allows them to control inflation and such, as well as insulate them from the likes of Greece.
#24 - whats so scarry about this? Its just Zaeed? 03/02/2014 on Ouch.. 0
#50 - np. 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? 0
#47 - First of all heavy metal groups are not creepy. Second, M.A.D …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +7
User avatar #147 - RamzaBeoulve (03/02/2014) [-]
Mutually.
User avatar #49 - cocoman (03/02/2014) [-]
one crappy heavy metal name = all heavy metal is shit
what the fuck is this logic?
anyways, thanks for the explanation.
User avatar #50 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
np.
#44 - Using a nuke would most likely cause more trouble than its wor…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +9
#45 - cocoman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - cocoman (03/02/2014) [-]
okay let me just delete this because people are too fucking dumb to understand one little joke.
I'll leave your precious heavy metal alone, quit your crying...
User avatar #196 - dumdumduu (03/03/2014) [-]
Deleting it isn't a very metal way to go.

Die with your boots on.
User avatar #228 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
There isn't even a reason to die though.
People are just being thick-headed
User avatar #263 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
I really don't get what I'm doing wrong here!
darcandkharg atleast explain or something, I've been on this site for 5 years but at times like these I really don't get this community!
User avatar #267 - darcandkharg (03/03/2014) [-]
We make fun of bad musicians not rag on entire genres, know what Im saying? so raggin on HM probably got people to jump on you. Even then if you're gonna make a bad joke, at least stick by it and not delete it.
User avatar #277 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
It wasn't even a joke, he asked if I knew what M.A.D. whas. I said; Is that like a crappy heavy metal group?
What is the problem with that?
User avatar #351 - mayihavecaps (03/03/2014) [-]
Comment #52 -** "people here are too fucking dumb to understand one little joke"**, [referring to comment #45]
7 hours later:

Comment #277 - "It wasn't even a joke"
[also referring to comment #45]
User avatar #358 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
English isn't my first language okay? At the time I didn't know how else I could call it.
User avatar #47 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
First of all heavy metal groups are not creepy. Second, M.A.D is Mass Assured Destruction. Its a general understanding that if we nuke someone, like russia or something russia is interested in they may nuke us back, in turn we nuke them, but, the other countries like china who see a nuke heading TOWARDS them, but its really heading for the ukraine would fire nukes and in the end we end up blowing everything up. This isnt slippery slope theory or anything. Most nuclear countries use this idea to keep others at bay.
User avatar #147 - RamzaBeoulve (03/02/2014) [-]
Mutually.
User avatar #49 - cocoman (03/02/2014) [-]
one crappy heavy metal name = all heavy metal is shit
what the fuck is this logic?
anyways, thanks for the explanation.
User avatar #50 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
np.
#7 - Starting off. I dont like Obama. But oh god that face is hilar…  [+] (24 new replies) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +349
User avatar #240 - fjisforfgts (03/03/2014) [-]
I hate everything he does politically but he's a funny nigger sometimes
#144 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
>we
User avatar #38 - cocoman (03/02/2014) [-]
Why would you send troops to the place you're going to nuke? DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE DOES IT?
User avatar #44 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
Using a nuke would most likely cause more trouble than its worth. You know what M.A.D is?
#45 - cocoman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - cocoman (03/02/2014) [-]
okay let me just delete this because people are too fucking dumb to understand one little joke.
I'll leave your precious heavy metal alone, quit your crying...
User avatar #196 - dumdumduu (03/03/2014) [-]
Deleting it isn't a very metal way to go.

Die with your boots on.
User avatar #228 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
There isn't even a reason to die though.
People are just being thick-headed
User avatar #263 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
I really don't get what I'm doing wrong here!
darcandkharg atleast explain or something, I've been on this site for 5 years but at times like these I really don't get this community!
User avatar #267 - darcandkharg (03/03/2014) [-]
We make fun of bad musicians not rag on entire genres, know what Im saying? so raggin on HM probably got people to jump on you. Even then if you're gonna make a bad joke, at least stick by it and not delete it.
User avatar #277 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
It wasn't even a joke, he asked if I knew what M.A.D. whas. I said; Is that like a crappy heavy metal group?
What is the problem with that?
User avatar #351 - mayihavecaps (03/03/2014) [-]
Comment #52 -** "people here are too fucking dumb to understand one little joke"**, [referring to comment #45]
7 hours later:

Comment #277 - "It wasn't even a joke"
[also referring to comment #45]
User avatar #358 - cocoman (03/03/2014) [-]
English isn't my first language okay? At the time I didn't know how else I could call it.
User avatar #47 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
First of all heavy metal groups are not creepy. Second, M.A.D is Mass Assured Destruction. Its a general understanding that if we nuke someone, like russia or something russia is interested in they may nuke us back, in turn we nuke them, but, the other countries like china who see a nuke heading TOWARDS them, but its really heading for the ukraine would fire nukes and in the end we end up blowing everything up. This isnt slippery slope theory or anything. Most nuclear countries use this idea to keep others at bay.
User avatar #147 - RamzaBeoulve (03/02/2014) [-]
Mutually.
User avatar #49 - cocoman (03/02/2014) [-]
one crappy heavy metal name = all heavy metal is shit
what the fuck is this logic?
anyways, thanks for the explanation.
User avatar #50 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
np.
User avatar #21 - timmity (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't like what he does, but most of it he has no controll, the president is a puppeted scapegoat for congress. I do like that he, onlike other presidents, shows emotions The Debt Limit Explained
#160 - TurtleOnItsBack (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, people like to act that the president actually has a lot of power because they like to be able to blame somebody for the country's shortcomings. I'm no expert on politics but from what I read, all the checks and balances seem to make any real progress almost impossible.
User avatar #171 - xxbandwagonxx (03/02/2014) [-]
The President has two all powerful abilities,
1 is to veto anything and everything (this can be overturned but usually doesn't)
2 The ability to send armed forces anywhere for 90 days no questions asked
#273 - anonymous (03/03/2014) [-]
Which isn't much.
User avatar #131 - isenseven (03/02/2014) [-]
watch your edges there you might cut someone
#51 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
onlike?
User avatar #58 - timmity (03/02/2014) [-]
*unlike
#7 - When the cities get large on the coasts it gets weird. Stone h… 03/02/2014 on Seems legit 0
#2 - The great pyramids, in the ocean, outside Paris.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Seems legit 0
User avatar #3 - zhadowklaw (03/02/2014) [-]
Ahhh guess i just didn't look hard enough.
User avatar #7 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
When the cities get large on the coasts it gets weird. Stone henge in the ocean, ghe pyramids in the ocean, or even just them putting the great pyramids in a lake for some reason. Just a one hex lake. why...?
#2 - sorry 391 hours. 03/02/2014 on It's over, its finally over. 0
#1 - twitch played for 384 hours. How many hours did GG get?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on It's over, its finally over. 0
User avatar #2 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
sorry 391 hours.
#52 - Oh god what the hell is that?! That looks like it really COULD…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Cure for insomnia +1
User avatar #57 - volksworgen (03/02/2014) [-]
Look up joergsprave on youtube. c:
#50 - rofl. I can see it now, The bloods doing drivebys of the cript…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Cure for insomnia +4
#51 - effthree (03/02/2014) [-]
Not on my watch!
User avatar #52 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh god what the hell is that?! That looks like it really COULD kill someone lol.
User avatar #57 - volksworgen (03/02/2014) [-]
Look up joergsprave on youtube. c:
#7 - Creepything: HEY! I DIDNT ******* TAKE HER! Scouts honor! 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#45 - even louder on most guns. A "silencer" was designed …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Cure for insomnia +4
User avatar #49 - effthree (03/02/2014) [-]
That's indeed why they're only called "suppressors," but you can get pretty damn close to silent with a good suppressor and sub-sonic rounds in a well oiled and maintained .22, of course a good slingshot is just as quiet and probably has equivalent stopping power
User avatar #50 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
rofl. I can see it now, The bloods doing drivebys of the cripts with slingshots and cherry bombs!. Thankyou for that visual.
#51 - effthree (03/02/2014) [-]
Not on my watch!
User avatar #52 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh god what the hell is that?! That looks like it really COULD kill someone lol.
User avatar #57 - volksworgen (03/02/2014) [-]
Look up joergsprave on youtube. c:
#27 - The day those do what they do in the movie the ****** …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Cure for insomnia +12
User avatar #44 - effthree (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, the "tsew! tsew!" is more of a "plik! pap!"
User avatar #45 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
even louder on most guns. A "silencer" was designed to quiet it a bit, but more to hide muzzle flash on riffles.
User avatar #49 - effthree (03/02/2014) [-]
That's indeed why they're only called "suppressors," but you can get pretty damn close to silent with a good suppressor and sub-sonic rounds in a well oiled and maintained .22, of course a good slingshot is just as quiet and probably has equivalent stopping power
User avatar #50 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
rofl. I can see it now, The bloods doing drivebys of the cripts with slingshots and cherry bombs!. Thankyou for that visual.
#51 - effthree (03/02/2014) [-]
Not on my watch!
User avatar #52 - carneymaster (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh god what the hell is that?! That looks like it really COULD kill someone lol.
User avatar #57 - volksworgen (03/02/2014) [-]
Look up joergsprave on youtube. c:
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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