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#13 - Well if you are still in your teens, odds are you could visit … 04/10/2014 on We're lucky 0
#192 - You have done it! You have spotted the flaw in the program! Ru… 04/09/2014 on y'all thought +26
#36 - yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrib…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on A new character has been... +1
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#34 - Well i am the DM, but im DMing fo 7 players and they constant…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on A new character has been... 0
User avatar #35 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
rocks fall is always an option. a poor one, but still an option.
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrible and i could always have him slip off at a very icy edge. He would fail it too... I know he would. He cant even remember to flurry on attacks.
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#32 - something i have been thinking about just in the past 10 min. …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2014 on A new character has been... 0
User avatar #33 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Think of a bull rush more as a tackle. If you can't move them back, it'd be entirely possible in real life to shift your weight to bring them down or somewhere else.

Most of the questions I've been getting are 'can I do this'.
Legitimately, as long as you can do it realistically, (sometimes not a requirement) and your DM is okay with it, then it can be done. There's a massive dispute, but the official rules tend to say - and always do in pathfinder- that the DM's word is more important than that of the rule book.
User avatar #34 - carneymaster (04/03/2014) [-]
Well i am the DM, but im DMing fo 7 players and they constantly move from version to version. Pathfinder, 4.0, 5.0, heroes unlimited, mutants and mastermind shadow run. I get some rules mixed up and have to consult alot. But also having 7 players im trying to look for ways to kill a few off. Having 7 players though they are rather orderly and coordinated. Im looking to maybe knock one off a cliff ledge.
User avatar #35 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
rocks fall is always an option. a poor one, but still an option.
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrible and i could always have him slip off at a very icy edge. He would fail it too... I know he would. He cant even remember to flurry on attacks.
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#30 - so you explain D&D stuff? Could also come to you as a D&am…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2014 on A new character has been... 0
User avatar #31 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
feel free to. that's why I'm here.
User avatar #32 - carneymaster (04/03/2014) [-]
something i have been thinking about just in the past 10 min. If you Bullrush an enemy, and they cant move directly back, can they instead be moved to the sides? 3.5 pathfinder game.
User avatar #33 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
Think of a bull rush more as a tackle. If you can't move them back, it'd be entirely possible in real life to shift your weight to bring them down or somewhere else.

Most of the questions I've been getting are 'can I do this'.
Legitimately, as long as you can do it realistically, (sometimes not a requirement) and your DM is okay with it, then it can be done. There's a massive dispute, but the official rules tend to say - and always do in pathfinder- that the DM's word is more important than that of the rule book.
User avatar #34 - carneymaster (04/03/2014) [-]
Well i am the DM, but im DMing fo 7 players and they constantly move from version to version. Pathfinder, 4.0, 5.0, heroes unlimited, mutants and mastermind shadow run. I get some rules mixed up and have to consult alot. But also having 7 players im trying to look for ways to kill a few off. Having 7 players though they are rather orderly and coordinated. Im looking to maybe knock one off a cliff ledge.
User avatar #35 - dndxplain (04/03/2014) [-]
rocks fall is always an option. a poor one, but still an option.
User avatar #36 - carneymaster (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i could. The monk in the group rolls horrendously terrible and i could always have him slip off at a very icy edge. He would fail it too... I know he would. He cant even remember to flurry on attacks.
User avatar #37 - dndxplain (04/04/2014) [-]
good luck
#21 - you dont wanak now.. i could stand to know a bit more. 04/02/2014 on Asymmetrical bitch 0
#23 - Im done now, im going home. I will then play some game where i… 04/01/2014 on sexy motherfuckers 0
#5 - Half of these questions are like ******* trouble … 03/30/2014 on 3muchautism 0
#284 - i loev that gif 03/30/2014 on Midgets love chocolate 0
#280 - reading the descrtiption, bah. thats for people who arent butt…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Midgets love chocolate 0
#281 - joemoearigato (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #284 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
i loev that gif
#269 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Midgets love chocolate 0
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User avatar #280 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
reading the descrtiption, bah. thats for people who arent butthurt! i might as well do it myself then lol.
#281 - joemoearigato (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #284 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
i loev that gif
#127 - yeah the first one there is shakey to argue with. But having b… 03/30/2014 on IT guy problems 0
#4 - I still like it. i dont see it more than about twice a week. T… 03/29/2014 on A Really Cool Guy 0
#8 - I always get upset when you tell people to move something to t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on IT guy problems 0
User avatar #80 - wooyoungkim (03/30/2014) [-]
But that's not what he is talking about on the content. Yes, as a former call center worker I understand how frustrating that is but one thing that actually got me through the job is that the people I'm trying to help (who weren't being total dicks) were probably all nice people and that they are calling to get help, not to make my life miserable.

I really don't see the problem somebody calling underscore a "the line on the bottom" because I don't see how an IT person can miss that. It's not the correct term, big deal. THere aren't really anything else that fit that description either.
User avatar #127 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
yeah the first one there is shakey to argue with. But having been in retail and customer service call center, my encounters are usually people are dicks. It was nice though when you got a nice customer, but i saw maybe 4-5 a week.
#6 - yes but people really dont know how to do half the simple …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2014 on IT guy problems +23
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (03/29/2014) [-]
I know and all of them are the product of no one ever bothering to explain shit to them. They have no way of knowing better. To me, those people are like little kids, who keep trying to stick a fork in a power outlet. You don't go "What a dipshit." and let the kid do it, you fucking stop it and tell it why it's bad. That's what you should do with customers. It's probably gonna take less time than going "Press the button. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the one to the left. The other left." for 2 hours until they manage to do what you're telling them.
User avatar #8 - carneymaster (03/29/2014) [-]
I always get upset when you tell people to move something to the left, and they go right. Or forwards. Or just stare at it like, i dont understand what left is... That is actualy why i left my ex fiance. She couldnt understand left from right and smashed my hands in so many different things. There were other problems too, but that was the straw.
User avatar #80 - wooyoungkim (03/30/2014) [-]
But that's not what he is talking about on the content. Yes, as a former call center worker I understand how frustrating that is but one thing that actually got me through the job is that the people I'm trying to help (who weren't being total dicks) were probably all nice people and that they are calling to get help, not to make my life miserable.

I really don't see the problem somebody calling underscore a "the line on the bottom" because I don't see how an IT person can miss that. It's not the correct term, big deal. THere aren't really anything else that fit that description either.
User avatar #127 - carneymaster (03/30/2014) [-]
yeah the first one there is shakey to argue with. But having been in retail and customer service call center, my encounters are usually people are dicks. It was nice though when you got a nice customer, but i saw maybe 4-5 a week.
#165 - yeah and then it sells great and he has no idea anymore, he ju… 03/29/2014 on Reasons to buy Goat... 0
#21 - i dont mind 03/29/2014 on Lost and Found 0
#45 - well the us has like 42% of that debt. 03/29/2014 on Planetary debts 0
#70 - I really cannot comprehend this fact. That you dont know where… 03/29/2014 on no homo hermano 0
#100 - you know the guys who come up with game ideas and pitch them j…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Reasons to buy Goat... 0
User avatar #133 - quotes (03/29/2014) [-]
or while at the bahamas they got a call
"you we need to start working on a game"
"im on vacation"
"pleeease"
"fuck make idk goat simulator *click*
User avatar #165 - carneymaster (03/29/2014) [-]
yeah and then it sells great and he has no idea anymore, he just starts spouting off random shit.
#2 - If you hadnt mentioned it i would not have noticed then lol. 03/28/2014 on Lost and Found 0
#299 - i cant, already did and am goin to bed now i gotta be up in 7 …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Pretty boy 0
User avatar #301 - sniffyy (03/26/2014) [-]
tomorrow then?, send pics
#296 - hey hey hey thats my bf now...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Pretty boy 0
User avatar #298 - sniffyy (03/26/2014) [-]
;_; can you wrek him extra hard for me tonight?
User avatar #299 - carneymaster (03/26/2014) [-]
i cant, already did and am goin to bed now i gotta be up in 7 hours lol.
User avatar #301 - sniffyy (03/26/2014) [-]
tomorrow then?, send pics
#289 - His name is ashe and hes about as awkwardly shy as someone com…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Pretty boy 0
User avatar #295 - sniffyy (03/26/2014) [-]
other than the fact that we wouldnt get to talk since he's so shy, i'd end up wreking him
User avatar #296 - carneymaster (03/26/2014) [-]
hey hey hey thats my bf now...
User avatar #298 - sniffyy (03/26/2014) [-]
;_; can you wrek him extra hard for me tonight?
User avatar #299 - carneymaster (03/26/2014) [-]
i cant, already did and am goin to bed now i gotta be up in 7 hours lol.
User avatar #301 - sniffyy (03/26/2014) [-]
tomorrow then?, send pics
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User avatar #5 to #4 - carneymaster (06/21/2014) [-]
might bit random.
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User avatar #1 - adnimistator (01/13/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - carneymaster (01/13/2014) [-]
For the most part yes.
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