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#24 - and seriously, well water in the country, or city water, that …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2016 on poison +3
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#42 - chimpaflimp (07/06/2016) [-]
cause you're supposed to boil the water after you draw it from the well. Unboiled water contains fuckloads of bacteria unless it's from a natural spring.
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#43 - carneymaster (07/06/2016) [-]
Sorry not like, an old fasion well, like a deep well pump.
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#45 - chimpaflimp (07/06/2016) [-]
Ah, in which case it's simply cause you arent used to the difference in minerals in the water. Like I live in an area of England with VERY hard (limescale-rich) water. Most other counties have a much lower amount of lime in the water, which makes me sick when I drink it cause my body isnt used to it.
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#47 - carneymaster (07/06/2016) [-]
yeah, im used to nothing anymore. I have to use a filter on my faucet or get sick.
#1326 - **carneymaster used "*roll picture*"** **carneymaster rolle… 07/04/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#30 - If it wasnt for the fact that i can just hit right arrow till … 07/04/2016 on ballistics gel test 0
#72 - friend of mine in the EOD confirmed, this kind of **** happens… 07/04/2016 on The army watches monster... +6
#159 - yeah i was 90% through thinking, im like halfway probably. an …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2016 on I am fluent in Death! 0
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#172 - talldumbdork (07/04/2016) [-]
I'd pay 60 bucks for a larger sequel, wouldn't even think twice.
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#171 - talldumbdork (07/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, there is so much damn potential in the game. If they made multiple world maps, added more story and characters, added more gameplay mechanics and greater bosses, and made the game about 5 times as large. But if they developed that dominion system that is literally what makes the game so much more unique than Assasssins Creed......and made it larger, a sequel could be amazing. There was so much in the game leaving me wanting, craving more. So many story areas Id love to learn more about. So much lost potential.
#76 - well if implying that being 600 is bad and say 400 isnt thats … 07/03/2016 on Not obese unless you're 600... 0
#471 - **carneymaster used "*roll picture*"** **carneymaster rolle… 07/03/2016 on Go to sleep you cunts 0
#32 - Sadly i dont see that as possible. Our tech progress is expone… 07/03/2016 on Thomas Jefferson +2
#58 - Also seen a real bottle of it on a construction sit… 07/03/2016 on Milo 0
#48 - or he will just say **** it, people hate me so **** it all. Il…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Milo +2
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#57 - ezzay (07/03/2016) [-]
where can i purchase some fukitols. I need it for... a thing.
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#58 - carneymaster (07/03/2016) [-]
When Life Just BlowsFUKITOL
Also seen a real bottle of it on a construction site. Wondered what it really was, my guess was a joke bottle of sugar pills.