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#686 - **carneymaster used "*roll picture*"** **carneymaster rolle… 10 hours ago on Roll for midget qt gf 0
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#10 - Ghandi was a leader. Hitler was a leader. Just being a leader …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2016 on This year's election +9
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#15 - lolollo (08/29/2016) [-]
You actually dont. Being a leader is simply having the capacity to get people to do what you want. It wasn't until Hitler that people started to ask the question "Hey now this guy is a really good leader but...but should he really be such a dick?"
#9 - chicago, the veritable heart of obamas speeches on racism and … 08/26/2016 on I hope this spreads to all... +23
#24 - D.va, cause i leave my room as much as she does. I dont watch … 08/26/2016 on I'd go Masochistic for D.Va 0
#17 - I have played PC so long i actually cant use a ps or xbox cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2016 on So I consigned a whole... +1
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#18 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
i have so many games for pc, ps3, and xbox. i prefer to use a controller. i hate using a mouse for anything that isn't an rts
#15 - yeah I saved at lots of points and when **** went wrong i woul…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2016 on So I consigned a whole... +1
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#16 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
unfortunately for me, i have mass effect 1 on xbox (duh) but the other two on playstation 3 so i never got to do all the way through with one character. yeah, i hated that they both just tell you to fuck off in 2, but i always let ashley live because she was a better fighter than kaiden. what does he do in 3? and it's alright i played mass effect 2 so much i got every trophy for the main game and every DLC and was still having fun replaying it
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#17 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
I have played PC so long i actually cant use a ps or xbox controller. I suck so badly at it.
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#18 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
i have so many games for pc, ps3, and xbox. i prefer to use a controller. i hate using a mouse for anything that isn't an rts
#13 - i usually talked everyone down in me1, and sometimes in 2 i wo…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2016 on So I consigned a whole... +1
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#14 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
they both have their merits, for some choices i prefer blue, but for most other stuff red is more fun for me. until i fail to max either one and kill tali. that really sucked, she was one of my favorites
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#15 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
yeah I saved at lots of points and when shit went wrong i would load up and fix it. I even loaded up Mass effect 1 and redid the mission where you chose ashley or the other dude that no one chose when i found in Mass effect 2 she was an ass now and so narrow minded. But then i found the other guy unbearable in 3 so i re loaded 1 and god i have no life.
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#16 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
unfortunately for me, i have mass effect 1 on xbox (duh) but the other two on playstation 3 so i never got to do all the way through with one character. yeah, i hated that they both just tell you to fuck off in 2, but i always let ashley live because she was a better fighter than kaiden. what does he do in 3? and it's alright i played mass effect 2 so much i got every trophy for the main game and every DLC and was still having fun replaying it
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#17 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
I have played PC so long i actually cant use a ps or xbox controller. I suck so badly at it.
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#18 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
i have so many games for pc, ps3, and xbox. i prefer to use a controller. i hate using a mouse for anything that isn't an rts
#11 - i tried to do a whole red play once, it felt so strange. alot …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2016 on So I consigned a whole... +1
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#12 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
wait, you can max both? some things felt forced i agree, but some of it i think was more him doing whatever necessary to get the job done, than it was him just being an asshole. i like one part of mass effect 1 where hes talking to some dudes and they're like "fuck you, we wont negotiate" and the red option is to just shoot the leader point blank in the face.
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#13 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
i usually talked everyone down in me1, and sometimes in 2 i would just kill people. Like the krogan guy who wont shut up about his clan and you can shoot the tank below him. or the merc ontop fo the building who gives you lip and you push off. in mass effect 3 i was at the point of killing and telling everyone to make peace or else. cept the geth and quarians. I boned tali and legion was a badass who im pretty sure admired the hell out of you. So i was happy to make them have peace. Esepcially since i got to tell the one quarian general who wanted to do experiments on legion to fuck the hell right off.
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#14 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
they both have their merits, for some choices i prefer blue, but for most other stuff red is more fun for me. until i fail to max either one and kill tali. that really sucked, she was one of my favorites
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#15 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
yeah I saved at lots of points and when shit went wrong i would load up and fix it. I even loaded up Mass effect 1 and redid the mission where you chose ashley or the other dude that no one chose when i found in Mass effect 2 she was an ass now and so narrow minded. But then i found the other guy unbearable in 3 so i re loaded 1 and god i have no life.
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#16 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
unfortunately for me, i have mass effect 1 on xbox (duh) but the other two on playstation 3 so i never got to do all the way through with one character. yeah, i hated that they both just tell you to fuck off in 2, but i always let ashley live because she was a better fighter than kaiden. what does he do in 3? and it's alright i played mass effect 2 so much i got every trophy for the main game and every DLC and was still having fun replaying it
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#17 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
I have played PC so long i actually cant use a ps or xbox controller. I suck so badly at it.
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#18 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
i have so many games for pc, ps3, and xbox. i prefer to use a controller. i hate using a mouse for anything that isn't an rts
#9 - yeah but if you go red, you probably would let one side die anyways  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2016 on So I consigned a whole... +1
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#10 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
red is more fun than blue, i wouldnt kill an entire species just because my dude is an asshole, i would just be such an asshole that they would both live because i make them mad at me and not eachother
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#11 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
i tried to do a whole red play once, it felt so strange. alot of red choices felt forced. So i usually maxed blue and slowly went red, till mass effect 3 i figured shep was now full red cannon and pissed at anyone he wasnt boning.
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#12 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
wait, you can max both? some things felt forced i agree, but some of it i think was more him doing whatever necessary to get the job done, than it was him just being an asshole. i like one part of mass effect 1 where hes talking to some dudes and they're like "fuck you, we wont negotiate" and the red option is to just shoot the leader point blank in the face.
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#13 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
i usually talked everyone down in me1, and sometimes in 2 i would just kill people. Like the krogan guy who wont shut up about his clan and you can shoot the tank below him. or the merc ontop fo the building who gives you lip and you push off. in mass effect 3 i was at the point of killing and telling everyone to make peace or else. cept the geth and quarians. I boned tali and legion was a badass who im pretty sure admired the hell out of you. So i was happy to make them have peace. Esepcially since i got to tell the one quarian general who wanted to do experiments on legion to fuck the hell right off.
User avatar
#14 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
they both have their merits, for some choices i prefer blue, but for most other stuff red is more fun for me. until i fail to max either one and kill tali. that really sucked, she was one of my favorites
User avatar
#15 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
yeah I saved at lots of points and when shit went wrong i would load up and fix it. I even loaded up Mass effect 1 and redid the mission where you chose ashley or the other dude that no one chose when i found in Mass effect 2 she was an ass now and so narrow minded. But then i found the other guy unbearable in 3 so i re loaded 1 and god i have no life.
User avatar
#16 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
unfortunately for me, i have mass effect 1 on xbox (duh) but the other two on playstation 3 so i never got to do all the way through with one character. yeah, i hated that they both just tell you to fuck off in 2, but i always let ashley live because she was a better fighter than kaiden. what does he do in 3? and it's alright i played mass effect 2 so much i got every trophy for the main game and every DLC and was still having fun replaying it
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#17 - carneymaster (08/26/2016) [-]
I have played PC so long i actually cant use a ps or xbox controller. I suck so badly at it.
User avatar
#18 - jacksipian (08/26/2016) [-]
i have so many games for pc, ps3, and xbox. i prefer to use a controller. i hate using a mouse for anything that isn't an rts