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carneymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:6/29/2016
Location:Somewhere in florida
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#454 - **carneymaster used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **carneymaster rolls 78** 16 hours ago on Feels thread 0
#12 - yeah its crazy as hell. 06/28/2016 on Eye contact world champion 0
#10 - My ex gf, whom is the reason im gay now, even looks at girls c…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2016 on Eye contact world champion +4
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#11 - burlytangerine (06/28/2016) [-]
i just think its funny how women complain about guys looking at clevage like that when there the ones that dress there boobs up that way thats like punishing mario for jumping on turtles its just what we do
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#21 - captainprincess (23 hours ago) [-]
safe bet says its because what they actually want
is something to complain about
#86 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
This. Exactly this.

>I wanna look good for when people look at me.
>Eww, don't look at me.
????????
Prophet. because Jesus fucking Christ
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#105 - captainprincess (11 hours ago) [-]
well the other explanation could be "Ew, youre not attractive enough to look at me, I didnt want to catch YOUR eye how dare you"
but yknow

potatoes patatas
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#12 - carneymaster (06/28/2016) [-]
yeah its crazy as hell.
#8 - Trust me, even gay guys look at cleavage that obvious. Albiet …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/28/2016 on Eye contact world champion +55
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#60 - silversea (19 hours ago) [-]
same
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#9 - burlytangerine (06/28/2016) [-]
oh well thank you i just learned something new
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#10 - carneymaster (06/28/2016) [-]
My ex gf, whom is the reason im gay now, even looks at girls cleavage like jesus thats alot. And she was endowed herself but covered up her chest. Crazy as fuck though.
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#11 - burlytangerine (06/28/2016) [-]
i just think its funny how women complain about guys looking at clevage like that when there the ones that dress there boobs up that way thats like punishing mario for jumping on turtles its just what we do
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#21 - captainprincess (23 hours ago) [-]
safe bet says its because what they actually want
is something to complain about
#86 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
This. Exactly this.

>I wanna look good for when people look at me.
>Eww, don't look at me.
????????
Prophet. because Jesus fucking Christ
User avatar
#105 - captainprincess (11 hours ago) [-]
well the other explanation could be "Ew, youre not attractive enough to look at me, I didnt want to catch YOUR eye how dare you"
but yknow

potatoes patatas
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#12 - carneymaster (06/28/2016) [-]
yeah its crazy as hell.
#9 - I asked my dm in pathfinder if i could have some archery feats… 06/28/2016 on Who I mained 0
#1380 - **carneymaster used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"** **carneymaster … 06/28/2016 on I'm shutting down FJ, sorry. 0
#1824 - **carneymaster used "*roll picture*"** **carneymaster rolle… 06/27/2016 on Hey anon, what are you... 0
#1467 - woooh! 06/23/2016 on Valhalla awaits 0
#1466 - **carneymaster used "*roll 1, 000000001-999999999*"** **car…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2016 on Valhalla awaits 0
#1467 - carneymaster (06/23/2016) [-]
woooh!
#31 - Ahh that was much neater than i thought. I was thinking they m… 06/23/2016 on 12 - 6 - 2016 0