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#33 - Hands down, a revolver, optionally with a cover behind the cha…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2016 on How to Properly Pew Pew -3
#53 - honeybadgerzz (08/18/2016) [-]
Absolutely not. It's been pretty thoroughly proven that the best way to keep a firearm going to have a more sealed design. Revolvers are wide open. Not saying a glock doesn't have holes in it, but it's harder to get mud ingress in it. A revolver's wide open trigger would just fill with mud and get fucked.
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#54 - carlonord (08/18/2016) [-]

I'm fully aware that revolvers are open, thus being extremely easy to clean. But I'm no expert.
#178 - honeybadgerzz (08/18/2016) [-]
Well the thing is. In order to access the fire control group on a revolver, most of them require pulling a plate off with a screw. so unless you've got a screwdriver on you you'd be sol. I understand you aren't too experienced with firearms, but there's a reason we don't use revolvers anymore
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#35 - carlonord (08/18/2016) [-]
I should probably mention that I have very little firearms experience, all praise Canadian gun laws, the pricks. But from what I know this seems like a pretty solid choice of pistol class for durability. In any mechanical device, the less moving parts, the better.
#28 - Shove it in their face and pull the trigger? Its like… 08/18/2016 on How to Properly Pew Pew +8
#20 - I wouldn't know, never heard anything about expatriate work in… 08/18/2016 on NSFW 0
#18 - Are you honestly expecting anything even remotely normal out o…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2016 on NSFW +1
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#31 - qosfortyone (08/18/2016) [-]
But Dubai is in the UAE not Saudi Arabia, and has plenty of booze cuz tourist city. As for the smell, it gets worse exponentially with the heat and the UAE is fucking HOT. Food and people are up to the person's tastes and feelings so can say shit there.
UAE is also more liberal then Saudi cuz of tourism being one of its major income resourses. The.only problem with dubai is that as a tourist city, the prices are jacked up and exploitation of foreigners is turned up to 11.
Now if he was working in Riyadh then he would be in hell.
source: I'm a Saudi
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#32 - carlonord (08/18/2016) [-]
I'do argue with you, but if you live there then I suppose I really can't. That, or a lot changed in 7 years.
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#19 - dehnoobshow (08/18/2016) [-]
So....You're saying North Korea makes more sense?
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#20 - carlonord (08/18/2016) [-]
I wouldn't know, never heard anything about expatriate work in NK, just Arabia from that guy IRL and a few others I met online. You wouldn't catch me there, that's for damn sure, but I do hear that it is blown a bit out of proportion in regards to how bad it is there and how bad it is for tourists.

Don't get me wrong, NK is a shit hole, but it's not like they're got guns over watching you at every turn. How else would they import foreign films and books from the black market?
#8 - I met one, she was in her late 50s to 60s and if I had recorde… 08/18/2016 on SJW Motto +1
#4 - D.VA-ritos 08/18/2016 on Gremlin Dva Is Canon +49
#16 - **** off, some of us aren't pansy …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2016 on how to deal with BLM +53
#173 - dyelfagget (08/18/2016) [-]
Can you link this article from a more reputable source? I can't find it on anything other than hard right wing sites that have been known to actually lie in the past. Why wouldn't a large network like Fox News report something that fits perfectly into their narrative of migrants doing bad shit? Could it be that this story is either really really exagerated, cuts out information, or maybe even fake? Why do you guys always link only the most sensationalist unreputable right wing sources can you not actually find enough bad shit Muslim dudes have actually done (which they have done a lot) on actual news networks. Protip if it is a story that works perfectly for the Republican narrative and Fox News isn't reporting it odds are it is probably not entirely true.
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#51 - lotengo (08/18/2016) [-]
I'll look into it, thnx
#3 - I don't get that polling one, what am I seeing here?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2016 on Trumper Comp16 +1
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#7 - glitchduck (08/18/2016) [-]
rigged polls I think
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#6 - duudegladiator (08/18/2016) [-]
More Democrats were polled than Repubs. Making there a skewed amount of Data in favor of the Dem candidate

However, Im thinking more Dems are going Red and Independent this election.
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#5 - MuahahaOfLore (08/18/2016) [-]
they polled more D's than R's; the real outcome of the poll was a dead heat
#86 - anon (08/18/2016) [-]
but there Are more registered democrats than registered republicans.. use fucking google

it's no where near a dead heat.. have fun on election night.
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#4 - greyhoundfd (08/18/2016) [-]
It's a shitty picture, but it's basically showing that they oversampled democrats (they also oversampled republicans, but not by as much) in order to generate a gap.
#59 - I did that too... 08/18/2016 on Danger 0
#14 - Defending the game =/= calling other people stupid for saying … 08/17/2016 on No Woman's Sky +32