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carlonord

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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
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#109 - I feel like these people are in a state of mass jealousy. Thin… 08/26/2016 on PUNK IS DEAD +1
#29 - Edited, people don't fly away like balloons from grenades. I'v…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/26/2016 on Deadpool +81
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#155 - angelious (08/26/2016) [-]
usually grenades just leave a fine mist when they explode in your hand.
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#106 - luckass (08/26/2016) [-]
the whole person or just several limbs?
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#107 - carlonord (08/26/2016) [-]
What do you mean?
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#108 - luckass (08/26/2016) [-]
"I've seen people get hit with landmines, they go maybe 3 feet in the air tops"
the whole person or just several limbs?
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#111 - carlonord (08/26/2016) [-]
Video comes to mind of a guy who stepped out from behind some cover only to step on a landmine/IED. He lost his leg, his face was pretty much torn right off, right side of his body was ripped up. This was the immediate effect of the mine, not him recovering. When the mine went off he as engulfed in smoke, but you could still tell he only got lifted maybe a foot or two and pretty much plopped right back down to where he was sitting a moment ago.

So I guess you could say the whole person, doubt he survived that.
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#114 - luckass (08/26/2016) [-]
good to know, thanks. now i can step on landmines in peace.
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#115 - carlonord (08/26/2016) [-]
Chances are you won't be conscious enough to even know you did, adrenaline is a hell of a drug. The guy in the video took some coaxing but he did wake up, sort of, so maybe he did live.
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#116 - luckass (08/26/2016) [-]
well, i will be concious enough if im fully aware of it and planning this on purpose because my life is worth nothing and not more than a fucking joke.
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#118 - carlonord (08/26/2016) [-]
Suit yourself, I can't stop ya, I would go with headbutting the thing if I were you. Though I would prefer you to stay alive, the world is going to need some help in the coming years, and everyone is going to count.
#197 - supersandlvliii (08/26/2016) [-]
True dat.
#101 - archiethesailor (08/26/2016) [-]
Thank you.
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#46 - masterboll (08/26/2016) [-]
are you in the army?
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#67 - endface (08/26/2016) [-]
No, he's a pediatrist.
#59 - The motive is that France is not exactly tolerating Islam now,… 08/26/2016 on Trumper Comp25 0
#56 - Preservation of native people>feelings of foreigners  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Trumper Comp25 +2
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#58 - checkemninja (08/26/2016) [-]
Obviously,but if they were doing it without any warning or actual motive it just seems like being dicks to me
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#59 - carlonord (08/26/2016) [-]
The motive is that France is not exactly tolerating Islam now, and this is the warning.

If you mean for the lady, then ya I see your point, but it sends a stronger message this way I suppose, or maybe she was telling the cops to fuck off or being rude.
#68 - Nert  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on The Elves +4
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#74 - SoraDono (08/25/2016) [-]
yeah that one
#56 - Going back to college in a week. This college had posters ever… 08/25/2016 on #StopWhitePeople2K16 +1
#55 - I used to read that Diversity was a codeword for anti-white/wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on #StopWhitePeople2K16 +2
#70 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
Nah, it's not a code word for white genocide. It's just a facade used by these race-baiting retards to deflect criticism- it's a very common tactic used by regressives. "If you disagree with us, you hate diversity!" "If you disagree with us that makes you racist/misogynist/homophobic/transphobic/etc.!"

It's manipulation of popular opinion and silencing tactics.

I'm all for diversity, as long as it isn't being forced. Skin color doesn't really mean anything anyways.
#14 - Toe-Bler-Rone 08/25/2016 on Swiss Chocolate +1
#101 - IIRC, to deal with the fact that they lack a police force larg… 08/25/2016 on Poland /pol/itician gets... 0
#4 - What  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2016 on Favorite Twin -1
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#5 - cupcakescankill (08/24/2016) [-]
>surprise birthday party
>twin sister

If you still don't get it
twins have the same birthday, stupid