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carlonord

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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
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#11 - Also, on phone, ain't making a post. 23 hours ago on Trumper Comp23 +2
#10 - There's a few others, one from info wars, but this i…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Trumper Comp23 +3
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#11 - carlonord (23 hours ago) [-]
Also, on phone, ain't making a post.
#8 - So, I went to that site to see the video. Good. *******. Lord.…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Trumper Comp23 +6
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#9 - MuahahaOfLore (08/23/2016) [-]
what article?

Make a trump post and I can TriggerList it
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#10 - carlonord (23 hours ago) [-]
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3745717/British-motorist-attacked-Calais-gang-chainsaw-wielding-migrants-hurled-concrete-boulders-car-warns-holidaymakers-stay-away.html

There's a few others, one from info wars, but this is the one I posted. There's a few stories about migrants rioting against police, residents being warned to stay away from the camp and even stay off the streets at night or avoid being alone at any time of day.

Assimilation eh? Seems more like an invasion every day that passes.
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#11 - carlonord (23 hours ago) [-]
Also, on phone, ain't making a post.
#11 - Wasn't even 10 seconds, just a ballpark figure, was more like …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2016 on Everyone gets a ride 0
#17 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
You'll still have your big reveal if you'll do it with a person you care about - it will be great, honest, full of passion, and you will lose any previous doubt once you've experienced it. The difference will be crystal clear for you, trust me. Your friend doesn't know shit.
#9 - I'm in the same boat. I ain't a virgin anymore, kinda wish I w…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Everyone gets a ride 0
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#10 - dbqpdb (08/23/2016) [-]
If it was 10 seconds of penetration and you didn't finish, I'd hesitate to say you're not a virgin anymore.
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#11 - carlonord (08/23/2016) [-]
Wasn't even 10 seconds, just a ballpark figure, was more like 5 but 10 just sounds more believable when I tell people online, hard to perceive if I'm making it up is all.

I figured the same thing too, but when I told one of my IRL friends, he just said that as soon as it's in, that's it. Idk, seems unimportant at this point. Besides, now I kind of know what to expect, no big reveal for me anymore, so in that sense I ain't anymore...
#17 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
You'll still have your big reveal if you'll do it with a person you care about - it will be great, honest, full of passion, and you will lose any previous doubt once you've experienced it. The difference will be crystal clear for you, trust me. Your friend doesn't know shit.
#3 - I do care actually. I can tolerate a bit of use but I feel dir…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Everyone gets a ride +47
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#57 - shaddyz (13 hours ago) [-]
i mean i agree with you, but then again, sex is great and if you are reliable, why not?
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#63 - carlonord (12 hours ago) [-]
Ya it's great and all that, and I can't give a real explanation for it, just disgusts me is all. Girl or guy.
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#32 - namenotallowed (17 hours ago) [-]
A lot of that comes from the young and hormonal so I wouldn't get to worked up. I use to think flings were awesome but it's ultimately empty and not very satisfying for the reasons you laid out. What's the point if anyone get it if they ask, or who's using who in the situation? At the end of the day you end up just feeling like a tool for people to use whenever they're horny substance just goes right out the window.
I'm not exactly against the occasional fling we are only human after all but yeah I agree completely sex with meaning is more satisfying and shows a level of respect that just doesn't exist in the fling life.
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#34 - carlonord (17 hours ago) [-]
Aye, probably. Its just that not a day goes by where I don't hear that someone my age is either fucking a new guy, or is pregnant. I'm fucking 18 for christs sake. I just want a good girl, someone I don't have to fear will cheat on me when I stop looking, not after the last one.
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#36 - namenotallowed (17 hours ago) [-]
Afraid I can't really reassure you on that since my last relationship had my ex cheat on me. She was away at the time and the worse part is that after she said she loved me she went and rode a guy like not even a hesitation.
Not all women are like that of course but that doesn't really make it better unfortunately for those affected by it. You'll find someone and it will matter but it's going to be a lot harder just don't settle and don't push yourself to try with someone you aren't comfortable with.
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#8 - dbqpdb (08/23/2016) [-]
I wouldn't mind sleeping with a woman who wasn't a virgin if I weren't one, but I prefer my first time being with someone just as inexperienced so there's no pressure to get things right right away. Though, even after being with someone, I'd rather not get with someone who's used to having casual flings on a regular basis.
#13 - anythingoes (22 hours ago) [-]
My first time was with someone more experienced, and she said she was flatered.

I'd go on a limb and say your fear is unfounded, lest you fuck an actual bitch who feels like complaining about your lack of experience (not gonna say those don't exist, but the world is comprised of more than just assholes, so I'd say you're fine).
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#9 - carlonord (08/23/2016) [-]
I'm in the same boat. I ain't a virgin anymore, kinda wish I was because my first time with with a girl who abused the shit out of me, and it wasn't really a fun experience for the short while it lasted before she flipped her lid. Suffice to say she was crazy, 10 second first time because she suddenly changed her mind and called me a rapist, I'm totally serious. I should've dumped her on the spot.

Feels like I missed out out on having a real first time honestly...
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#10 - dbqpdb (08/23/2016) [-]
If it was 10 seconds of penetration and you didn't finish, I'd hesitate to say you're not a virgin anymore.
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#11 - carlonord (08/23/2016) [-]
Wasn't even 10 seconds, just a ballpark figure, was more like 5 but 10 just sounds more believable when I tell people online, hard to perceive if I'm making it up is all.

I figured the same thing too, but when I told one of my IRL friends, he just said that as soon as it's in, that's it. Idk, seems unimportant at this point. Besides, now I kind of know what to expect, no big reveal for me anymore, so in that sense I ain't anymore...
#17 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
You'll still have your big reveal if you'll do it with a person you care about - it will be great, honest, full of passion, and you will lose any previous doubt once you've experienced it. The difference will be crystal clear for you, trust me. Your friend doesn't know shit.
#2 - Found those guys too, there's another skelly on the way to Ark… 08/23/2016 on Waiting for Bae +1
#28 - I don't hate people who hate race-mixing, it just disappoints … 08/23/2016 on demonstrate 0
#19 - Age doesn't matter, ability does, which Trump is likely … 08/22/2016 on Trumper Comp21 0
#26 - I just hate race-mixing is all. Calm down zirconium.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2016 on demonstrate 0
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#27 - silentwarrior (08/22/2016) [-]
I just hate people who hate racemixing is all. Calm down aluminum.
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#28 - carlonord (08/23/2016) [-]
I don't hate people who hate race-mixing, it just disappoints me is all. Calm down nickel.