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carlonord

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Date Signed Up:7/30/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
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#238 - It's pretty ironic that your name is captainsweden eh?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Weird shit my roommate does 1 0
User avatar #239 - captainsweden (03/02/2015) [-]
My purpose in life is for foght for a swedish sweden.
User avatar #240 - carlonord (03/02/2015) [-]
That's not what your profile pic says there bud.
User avatar #241 - captainsweden (03/02/2015) [-]
Right on!
#7 - datass if memory serves. 03/02/2015 on Booty had me like 0
#26 - Comment deleted 03/02/2015 on Nurse Joy 0
#6 - Porcupine =/= Hedgehog  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Shredded Tight Pussy +2
#8 - lolfacejimmy (03/02/2015) [-]
i would it would be a similure case though
#69 - Sorry... If it makes you feel any better, I'm going t… 03/02/2015 on ...Hebrews... 0
#12 - If they manage to make the trek through the bush to get here f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Rick Grimes should have... 0
User avatar #13 - chris chris (03/02/2015) [-]
its zoms man, there are no back up plans. if a plan dont work thats the end of you. a zoms universe wouldn't exactly be full of second chances, if it doesent work, thats the end of you
#10 - No no no, you're not gettin it bud, I live in a small town 250…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Rick Grimes should have... 0
User avatar #11 - chris chris (03/02/2015) [-]
i wouldnt trust the mainland, there are how many hundreds of millions of people in north america, not even including central america. they could spread out and occupy all the area's that are less dense with people right now. it would be safer for you to assume they will trek a few hundred km to your farm than to think they will just walk in circles
#12 - carlonord (03/02/2015) [-]
If they manage to make the trek through the bush to get here from the US I will be amazed, even walking all night it would take at least a week or two of non-stop walking. I did a canoe trip all the way down to the border, and that alone took 4.5 days of hauling ass in a canoe, my cousin did it about a day faster than me, but it's still quite the trip.

Here's a map the the provincial park directly south of my town. Keep in mind there are no roads at all in 99% of that bush.

The sheer amount of lakes and rivers alone would prevent most zombie movement unless they could swim like fish. Add to that the fact that the bush is so dense, with moss, rocks, and blowdown, that it would be impossible to get here unless you knew where to go and had the equipment. It's not like the shit you have down in Sudbury and Toronto, I've been there so I know, it's like twice as thick. And the area here is laden with fuck tons of cliffs and hills, it's just so damn slow to go anywhere without following deer trails and such.

You see that three km distance from town to the highway? walking that in the bush here would talk you about 4 hours, assuming you were on flat ground and knew where you were going.

Of course if you could find me an island where there's plenty of trees and food sources, I'd consider your plan, but as it stands your plan relies too heavily on one food source that cannot be obtained without proper knowledge and equipment. I'll admit once we run out of ammo we're gunna have a harder time, but a lot of us are trappers too, and traps don't break often, not nearly as often as fishing line and nets.

Once again I'm not saying your plan is a bad plan, but it's not got enough back up plans to fall back on for my liking.
User avatar #13 - chris chris (03/02/2015) [-]
its zoms man, there are no back up plans. if a plan dont work thats the end of you. a zoms universe wouldn't exactly be full of second chances, if it doesent work, thats the end of you
#8 - No need to be that extreme, I live in the thunder bay area. We…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Rick Grimes should have... 0
User avatar #9 - chris chris (03/02/2015) [-]
i do, but i wouldnt trust thunder bay, thousands of potential zomz there. plus you never know how hardy zomz are, you are on mainland and all the ones from the u.s could migrate up and spread out. not safe on mainland
User avatar #10 - carlonord (03/02/2015) [-]
No no no, you're not gettin it bud, I live in a small town 250 km away from Thunder bay, no need to worry about zomz from there. The only way for U.S zeds to get to me would be for them to trek through extremely dense bush and shitloads of lakes for like 100 km at least or somehow come from Fort Frances and get me, which is 150 km away. That's if I even stay in town, there's loads of cabins and good camp sites all over the place, plus fish-filled lakes and more.Add to that the fact the my uncle owns land near the railway that has a farm and a lake on it, then I'm fucking golden.

I'll agree that being on mainland is bad, but unless the fuckers are some sort of supreme hunter and/or are super fast, I don't see em ever getting here.
User avatar #11 - chris chris (03/02/2015) [-]
i wouldnt trust the mainland, there are how many hundreds of millions of people in north america, not even including central america. they could spread out and occupy all the area's that are less dense with people right now. it would be safer for you to assume they will trek a few hundred km to your farm than to think they will just walk in circles
#12 - carlonord (03/02/2015) [-]
If they manage to make the trek through the bush to get here from the US I will be amazed, even walking all night it would take at least a week or two of non-stop walking. I did a canoe trip all the way down to the border, and that alone took 4.5 days of hauling ass in a canoe, my cousin did it about a day faster than me, but it's still quite the trip.

Here's a map the the provincial park directly south of my town. Keep in mind there are no roads at all in 99% of that bush.

The sheer amount of lakes and rivers alone would prevent most zombie movement unless they could swim like fish. Add to that the fact that the bush is so dense, with moss, rocks, and blowdown, that it would be impossible to get here unless you knew where to go and had the equipment. It's not like the shit you have down in Sudbury and Toronto, I've been there so I know, it's like twice as thick. And the area here is laden with fuck tons of cliffs and hills, it's just so damn slow to go anywhere without following deer trails and such.

You see that three km distance from town to the highway? walking that in the bush here would talk you about 4 hours, assuming you were on flat ground and knew where you were going.

Of course if you could find me an island where there's plenty of trees and food sources, I'd consider your plan, but as it stands your plan relies too heavily on one food source that cannot be obtained without proper knowledge and equipment. I'll admit once we run out of ammo we're gunna have a harder time, but a lot of us are trappers too, and traps don't break often, not nearly as often as fishing line and nets.

Once again I'm not saying your plan is a bad plan, but it's not got enough back up plans to fall back on for my liking.
User avatar #13 - chris chris (03/02/2015) [-]
its zoms man, there are no back up plans. if a plan dont work thats the end of you. a zoms universe wouldn't exactly be full of second chances, if it doesent work, thats the end of you
#50 - Student here, depending on what you teach, I could recommend a… 03/01/2015 on Why arent you taking notes? 0
#17 - But, you're a ********** . You don't get to make rationa… 03/01/2015 on Russian Shitstorm +5
#73 - This makes me cry.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Our spoiled generation +1
#83 - vorasharaptor (03/01/2015) [-]
fuck sweden
#74 - fergin (03/01/2015) [-]
sorry sweden
#13 - I hate what early access has become, on paper it sounds great,… 03/01/2015 on Games +2
#72 - I once had a dream where it was the zombie apocalypse, but no … 03/01/2015 on Someone else feels it! +1
#111 - Giant African Land Snails are poisonous aren't they?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Worst Hamster Ever 0
User avatar #132 - cormy (03/01/2015) [-]
Which would make them harmless to old and care for.
#132 - Thumbing for glorious Mark V. 02/28/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 +9
#8 - Anyone else notice the teddy bear sitting in the wheelchair? N… 02/27/2015 on Tombstone Kid 0
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#6 - Shave your creeper-stache and ' *********** , lose the bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Am I a good looking guy? -2
#8 - aximil (02/27/2015) [-]
Oooh! Oooh! Do me, do me!
#9 - carlonord (02/27/2015) [-]
#30 - ... forgive me... 02/27/2015 on Pottercode +1
#26 - Look me in the eye and tell me each of those movies is 60fps, …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Pottercode 0
#29 - databutt (02/27/2015) [-]
"24 frames per second : 70740 x 24 = 1,697,760 frames "
User avatar #30 - carlonord (02/27/2015) [-]
... forgive me...
#53 - Comment deleted 02/27/2015 on Want some drink? 0
#10 - "I ******* love reading" 02/27/2015 on Main character dies... +8
#28 - I love stories like the last one there. If anyone wants more, … 02/27/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +10
#32 - Add a x10^999 to this. Anon, why did you show me this… 02/26/2015 on >Sweden 0
#222 - "she tricked you bro", she didn't lose her virgini… 02/26/2015 on Rage/ Feels/ Wtf comp. 0

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#44 - mcburd (01/07/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by carlonord
#29 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
stickied by carlonord
User avatar #51 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
ily
User avatar #42 - gugek (01/03/2015) [-]
Have a great day homie your the best
User avatar #40 - pumkinz (11/11/2014) [-]
Why havent you opened that chest?
User avatar #41 to #40 - carlonord (11/11/2014) [-]
Because I literally do not give a **** , and rarely even look at my profile.
User avatar #39 - energyman (09/07/2014) [-]
You're kinda gay
User avatar #38 - jeffthellamaking (09/03/2014) [-]
Apparently, you're gay.
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User avatar #36 - goobyman (08/11/2014) [-]
did you know that therealsuperderpy is ******* gay as hell?
User avatar #35 - NutHut (08/10/2014) [-]
y r u so gay
#34 - syrianassassin (08/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - peanutsaurusrex (08/10/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #31 - aczzoh (08/09/2014) [-]
u r gay
User avatar #30 - walcorn ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #28 - Sunset ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
you're gay
User avatar #27 - josa (08/09/2014) [-]
therealsuperderpy told me to say that you're gay.
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