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captnnorway

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: ps3, ps4, pc,
Video Games Played: WoW
PSN: CaptnNorway
Interests: thumbwhoring, getting rank 400 comments
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Location:Oslo
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#329
Comment Ranking:#539
Highest Content Rank:#76
Highest Comment Rank:#28
Content Thumbs: 46016 total,  49753 ,  3737
Comment Thumbs: 48897 total,  53506 ,  4609
Content Level Progress: 78.2% (782/1000)
Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 15.3% (153/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:11
Content Views:2339476
Times Content Favorited:3700 times
Total Comments Made:8169
FJ Points:70996
Favorite Tags: funny (49) | 4Chan (32) | fit (22) | feels (8) | beta (6) | comic (6) | Pokemon (6) | one piece (5) | cringe (4) | Dog (4) | Fat (4) | Gay (4) | greentext (4) | cat (3) | Cute (3) | doge (3) | fatshaming (3) | GIF (3) | pun (3) | recked (3)
Norwegian faggot who aims for comment level 400. I guess I can function as a Norwayexplain if people got questions about Norway.

Despite my name, I had no intention of becoming a themed account, and probably never will.

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latest user's comments

#10 - Quote relevant 1 hour ago on Ken M. +14
#27 - Picture 1 hour ago on Realising you're living in... +3
#67 - "I am a biologist" Sure, so's my parents. Doesn't me… 7 hours ago on Oh hey look, it's another... 0
#56 - That's not true. I did it just now, and I'm as white as they come. 05/28/2016 on Megacon 2016 +1
#1 - Everything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2016 on Forbidden knowledge +6
#2 - aceboy (05/28/2016) [-]
I would prefer this.
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#6 - blueboysixnine (11 hours ago) [-]
What the actual fuck. who spends this much time figuring out how to turn a glove into an ass
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#5 - catfishy (16 hours ago) [-]
That man is a horny genius.
#226 - Ah that's great to hear. Keep up the good work  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2016 on Best motivational pictures 0
#227 - mgsexplain (05/27/2016) [-]
#242 - fair enough 05/27/2016 on Milo And Depaul 0
#17 - I don't need to outheal my enemies in a team fight, I just nee… 05/27/2016 on your favorite game 0
#224 - Been going through my favs tab a bit Any pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2016 on Best motivational pictures 0
#225 - mgsexplain (05/27/2016) [-]
Oh shit, I forgot about this.

Actually, yeah. I continued with what I was talking about until January of this year, and then I got a gym membership. Since January I've been going to the gym every day (Save Saturdays and Sundays)

I've gotten a tad thinner, gained some muscle, and have generally been eating better.

Let me tell you, I have a lot more energy now, it's really great what working out did for me, I really should have started sooner.
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#226 - captnnorway (05/27/2016) [-]
Ah that's great to hear. Keep up the good work
#227 - mgsexplain (05/27/2016) [-]
#79 - Did I read that right? Did you just say he attended parties, a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2016 on Milo And Depaul 0
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#176 - theplanetearth (05/27/2016) [-]
Nah. He said later he attended parties in Hollywood where people were fucking underaged boys. You know like what Cory Feldman, and Elija Wood were talking about.
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#242 - captnnorway (05/27/2016) [-]
fair enough
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#22 - bitchpleaseshutup (08/05/2015) [-]
Could you do a Norway dump for me?
#23 to #22 - captnnorway (08/09/2015) [-]
Sorry mate, I'm in the military atm, so I don't have access to my pc. Logg on irregularly on my phone, which is why it tookso long to reply, sorry
#17 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
you are the best troll
#18 to #17 - captnnorway (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm actually trying to get to comment rank 400
#19 to #18 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
you suck at trying
#20 to #19 - captnnorway (03/05/2015) [-]
Currently I'm 325 levels ahead of you, unless you're some coward who posts as anon because you're afraid of red thumbs. Also, even though I lost like 200 thumbs because of my opinion on immigrations, I have still gone in plus today. If I keep this up I'll get to rank 400 in 90 days. Averaging slightly less than 1 level per day it seems.
#15 - knightems (02/10/2015) [-]
Sorry to delete your comment but I JUST posted that not even an hour ago.
#16 to #15 - captnnorway (02/10/2015) [-]
You're gonna have to be more specific than that, I don't know what you're talking about. I post lots of comments.
#8 - demented (11/16/2014) [-]
So I found this in a thread
#9 to #8 - captnnorway (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm working on a wemb cringe comp. Having slight issues because WoD just came out, so my attention has gone somewhere else, but I should get it up tomorrow. The thing is, I make sure to watch through everything I post, to make sure there's no **** or similar in it, and I honestly can't watch more than 2-3 videos back to back. I'm unsure how many to post in one comp though, 10 seems like a good number, because if someone actually manages to watch 10 straight they really really need to go outside to clear their mind. I don't wanna be responsible for any school shootings or similar.
I'm working on a wemb cringe comp. Having slight issues because WoD just came out, so my attention has gone somewhere else, but I should get it up tomorrow. The thing is, I make sure to watch through everything I post, to make sure there's no **** or similar in it, and I honestly can't watch more than 2-3 videos back to back. I'm unsure how many to post in one comp though, 10 seems like a good number, because if someone actually manages to watch 10 straight they really really need to go outside to clear their mind. I don't wanna be responsible for any school shootings or similar.
#10 to #9 - demented (11/16/2014) [-]
So without even watching this compilation I'm almost certain you watch the "Shopping for the foams exxxxdeeee" video
#12 to #10 - captnnorway (11/16/2014) [-]
Informative Speech: My Little Pony
This is what I'm currently suffering through. Have a preview of the comp if you will. It's the 2nd video I had to take a break and collect my thoughts before it was done
#13 to #12 - demented (11/16/2014) [-]
This hurts
#14 to #13 - captnnorway (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks to you reminding me of the cringe, I've uploaded a new cringe comp.
funnyjunk.com/channel/cringe-channel/Cringe+you+are+not+prepared+edition/DgtRLQt/
have fun mate. Didn't add the foam one, even though it was cringy as ****, simply because my internet can't handle files that big.
#11 to #10 - captnnorway (11/16/2014) [-]
It's on my list ye. I'll get to it eventually. It's hard though.

Oh and thanks by the way, I'll make sure to add your thing next time I make a picture comp.
#4 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#5 to #4 - captnnorway (06/19/2014) [-]
I thought you were being mean, but then I realized I asked for this
I thought you were being mean, but then I realized I asked for this
#1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
The thread ended

I'm sorry to hear that, but seriously you should try it one time, it's like the greatest thing ever
#2 to #1 - captnnorway (08/26/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat. I will tell you a shocking thing ... I think I am the only norwegian who doesn't really like fish. Unless it's really well made, I stay clear of fish.
#3 to #2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
Herring balls aren't fish, when ate with bacon it tastes like bacon