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captnnorway

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Location:Oslo
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2858
Comment Ranking:#2187
Highest Content Rank:#76
Highest Comment Rank:#28
Content Thumbs: 46141 total,  49894 ,  3753
Comment Thumbs: 49814 total,  54490 ,  4676
Content Level Progress: 87.8% (878/1000)
Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 97.2% (972/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:11
Content Views:2355087
Times Content Favorited:3694 times
Total Comments Made:8388
FJ Points:71759
Favorite Tags: funny (49) | 4Chan (32) | fit (22) | feels (8) | beta (6) | comic (6) | Pokemon (6) | one piece (5) | cringe (4) | Dog (4) | Fat (4) | Gay (4) | greentext (4) | cat (3) | Cute (3) | doge (3) | fatshaming (3) | GIF (3) | pun (3) | recked (3)
Norwegian faggot who aims for comment level 400. I guess I can function as a Norwayexplain if people got questions about Norway.

Despite my name, I had no intention of becoming a themed account, and probably never will.

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latest user's comments

#42 - We called it beep-test, but I assume it's the same thing. ****… 3 hours ago on Shitpost Comp 5 +2
#15 - casually dropping pony gifs? You like to live dangerous I see  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Old internets 3 -1
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#37 - irvea (2 hours ago) [-]
wat movie
#69 - It's the longest single piece of fiction. Of course, there's s… 08/27/2016 on Repost Comp 58 0
#30 - Well, I'm sure Pyramid Head wasn't our natural predator either… 08/27/2016 on cat +3
#103 - The trick I found is to be drunk out of your mind. I can barel… 08/26/2016 on My Life In Memes Part 16 +1
#179718 - **** my life, it happened again. Got a song stuck in my head t… 08/24/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#58 - Hanzo isn't really good or wasn't last time I played, bee… 08/23/2016 on Balance choices 0
#42 - All I'm saying is that "there are many rock paintings of …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2016 on Native American folklore comp 0
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#54 - dudemiesterman (08/08/2016) [-]
We don't. I'm not trying to prove it's real. It's just on a different level from dickbutt. Even if they're just stories they've been around for a long time. And it doesn't help the fact that some of these stories, like skinwalkers, have all kinds of similar interpretations through many different cultures and societies through history. Regardless, folklore like this is always told with some form of lesson or moral in mind, so even if it's all just made up bs it serves a purpose.

Dickbutt serves no purpose, has no moral or lesson, nothing. It's a joke. That's why it's stupid to compare them.
#13 - My opinion is that both options are ****. Let's say I give you… 08/08/2016 on I wanna get one of those 0
#12 - Picture 08/08/2016 on I wanna get one of those +18