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captnnorway

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Location:Oslo
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Content Ranking:#1770
Comment Ranking:#2052
Highest Content Rank:#76
Highest Comment Rank:#28
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Content Level Progress: 80.3% (803/1000)
Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 50.6% (506/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:11
Content Views:2345053
Times Content Favorited:3700 times
Total Comments Made:8275
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Norwegian faggot who aims for comment level 400. I guess I can function as a Norwayexplain if people got questions about Norway.

Despite my name, I had no intention of becoming a themed account, and probably never will.

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#62 - The lesser of two evils isn't a way to go when it comes to ele…  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Media Works For The Left... +2
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#68 - meganinja (6 hours ago) [-]
It's what we're forced to do. I'd love to vote for Johnson, but I live in a swing state (VA) and while I mildly dislike Trump I hate Hillary.
#66 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
"The lesser of two evils isnt a way to go when electing a president"

Yet here we are.
#11 - While what you're saying about tropic layers are true, you get… 07/22/2016 on Fucking Savage! +2
#45 - You probably chose a cold place to live, and water generally f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on Dwarf fortress comic (͡°... 0
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#47 - zipov (07/22/2016) [-]
Will post pics of FUN probably
#43 - At least in previous versions, water would disappear if it hit…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Dwarf fortress comic (͡°... 0
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#44 - zipov (07/22/2016) [-]
I will attempt to dig a shaft from surface to aquifer.
I'm sure they will find a way to die anyway.

Why does water freeze instantly and kill everything?
Why I ask?
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#45 - captnnorway (07/22/2016) [-]
You probably chose a cold place to live, and water generally freezes when it's cold out. I've never had that problem though, mostly because I've never had my fortress flooded and still have dwarfs surviving it, so I don't know how you'd fix that.
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#47 - zipov (07/22/2016) [-]
Will post pics of FUN probably
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