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Date Signed Up:1/02/2011
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#13 - I wish I ******* knew, man.... 6 hours ago on Update from Capt. Fuckhead 0
#8 - yes...but that would sink you down to their level...I'm prepar…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Update from Capt. Fuckhead +1
User avatar #9 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, so I visited my folks who live in the next county that weekend in order to clear my head. I was still mad but no longer vengeful.
#6 - ...it truly is a horrible feel, isn't it?  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Update from Capt. Fuckhead +1
User avatar #7 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
absolutely all I wanted to do was go to her house and shoot her and that rat dog of hers.
User avatar #8 - captfuckhead (10 hours ago) [-]
yes...but that would sink you down to their level...I'm prepared to defend what's mine...but if I were to hunt this person down for retaliation....I would be no better than him.
User avatar #9 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, so I visited my folks who live in the next county that weekend in order to clear my head. I was still mad but no longer vengeful.
#4 - Give 'em a dose of ol' "Rule .303", man. My old Numb…  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on Update from Capt. Fuckhead +3
User avatar #5 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
I understand better than you might think. My dog was gunned down by an old neighbor for fighting her dog, but here is the catch it was in my yard. Her little rat dog got in our yard and started hoping on my lab. Lab turns around and bites, she comes out and shoots my dog. Law was on our side but the damage was done, and not much they could do anyway.
User avatar #6 - captfuckhead (10 hours ago) [-]
...it truly is a horrible feel, isn't it?
User avatar #7 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
absolutely all I wanted to do was go to her house and shoot her and that rat dog of hers.
User avatar #8 - captfuckhead (10 hours ago) [-]
yes...but that would sink you down to their level...I'm prepared to defend what's mine...but if I were to hunt this person down for retaliation....I would be no better than him.
User avatar #9 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, so I visited my folks who live in the next county that weekend in order to clear my head. I was still mad but no longer vengeful.
#2 - Thanks man. In the meanwhile, with this being Texas and all, w…  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on Update from Capt. Fuckhead +2
User avatar #3 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
I understand bro, here in GA we have pretty similar gun laws, so I would be doing the exact same thing, but anyway if they come around again give em one for me.
#4 - captfuckhead (10 hours ago) [-]
Give 'em a dose of ol' "Rule .303", man. My old Number 5 Jungle Carbine is loaded up with FMJs right now, because if I have to shoot through a car door, I want to shoot THROUGH a car door. Seriously, you have no idea....this person truly disgusts me.
User avatar #5 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
I understand better than you might think. My dog was gunned down by an old neighbor for fighting her dog, but here is the catch it was in my yard. Her little rat dog got in our yard and started hoping on my lab. Lab turns around and bites, she comes out and shoots my dog. Law was on our side but the damage was done, and not much they could do anyway.
User avatar #6 - captfuckhead (10 hours ago) [-]
...it truly is a horrible feel, isn't it?
User avatar #7 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
absolutely all I wanted to do was go to her house and shoot her and that rat dog of hers.
User avatar #8 - captfuckhead (10 hours ago) [-]
yes...but that would sink you down to their level...I'm prepared to defend what's mine...but if I were to hunt this person down for retaliation....I would be no better than him.
User avatar #9 - thebluedream (10 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, so I visited my folks who live in the next county that weekend in order to clear my head. I was still mad but no longer vengeful.
#369 - well, I doubt anybody's still paying attention to this thread,… 03/25/2015 on Get your own North Korean... 0
#367 - Other than coming home from work, hoping to see her and that g… 03/25/2015 on Get your own North Korean... 0
#272 - I guess this is just my way of grieving....but here's a pictur…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Get your own North Korean... +3
User avatar #303 - charagrin (03/24/2015) [-]
I order you to keep us filled on the the dipshits, and let us know what happens.
User avatar #369 - captfuckhead (03/25/2015) [-]
well, I doubt anybody's still paying attention to this thread, but I just got done with the police. They came by, took a report, took a bunch of pictures....all the regular cop stuff. Here's hoping they catch the son of a bitch.
User avatar #367 - captfuckhead (03/25/2015) [-]
Other than coming home from work, hoping to see her and that goofy smile up on my front porch, only to have silence?
User avatar #273 - compared (03/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day!
#266 - soon as I find out, I'll probably post something about it. In …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Get your own North Korean... +1
User avatar #267 - teratorn (03/24/2015) [-]
You should.
#74 - god, I hope he does....my dog never bothered anyone....she'd g…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Get your own North Korean... +8
User avatar #364 - infinnerty (03/25/2015) [-]
I think you owe it to not only your dog but to funnyjunk also to retaliate in some way

post results... pls
User avatar #184 - ieatbengay (03/24/2015) [-]
just buy another dog
#100 - evilhomer (03/24/2015) [-]
Find out who did this then take a paper bag, put it on his door step and set it on fire...
But instead of having shit inside the bag, put a bear trap in there
User avatar #123 - zetsuboukamina (03/24/2015) [-]
Coated with lemon juice
User avatar #127 - amusingusername (03/24/2015) [-]
Other under circumstances I'd call you a sick fuck, but in this case I'll make an exception. That monster deserves it.
User avatar #138 - amusingusername (03/24/2015) [-]
Can't believe I accidentally switched "other" and "under".
User avatar #81 - indeef (03/24/2015) [-]
murder that fuck its justified
User avatar #185 - ieatbengay (03/24/2015) [-]
it's not idiot
User avatar #337 - indeef (03/24/2015) [-]
go eat ben gay somewhere else faggot

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#3 to #1 - marsrover (03/15/2013) [-]
You beat me too it!!!!
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I approve of you giving me a bigger version for my collection!
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