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Age: 23
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Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
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#34 - Sup bud. You guys got put in the daily comic snack for the Tap…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Interview 0
#35 - discobleach (39 seconds ago) [-]
twice
#33 - I'll be back at some point. I been busy due to a lotta gay IRL… 10 hours ago on Interview 0
#30 - O lord, thenk u bb. I've also, been enjoying the Discobleach s…  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on Interview 0
#32 - discobleach (11 hours ago) [-]
hi cap
#34 - captainwow (10 hours ago) [-]
Sup bud. You guys got put in the daily comic snack for the Tapastic mobile app a few days ago, congrats!
#35 - discobleach (39 seconds ago) [-]
twice
User avatar #31 - thegrohltroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, it's actually fun. You need to come back tho, I need my fix of captainwows silliness.
#33 - captainwow (10 hours ago) [-]
I'll be back at some point. I been busy due to a lotta gay IRL adult stuff, but I have a couple comics ready to go. I wanna get on an actual schedule tho, so it's more consistent for readers.
#28 - thegrohltroll and I have a similar style sometimes. I think th…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Interview 0
User avatar #29 - thegrohltroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Babe, you are my idol.
#30 - captainwow (11 hours ago) [-]
O lord, thenk u bb. I've also, been enjoying the Discobleach stuff lately, too. You and Teo doin' rrl rrl good.
#32 - discobleach (11 hours ago) [-]
hi cap
#34 - captainwow (10 hours ago) [-]
Sup bud. You guys got put in the daily comic snack for the Tapastic mobile app a few days ago, congrats!
#35 - discobleach (39 seconds ago) [-]
twice
User avatar #31 - thegrohltroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, it's actually fun. You need to come back tho, I need my fix of captainwows silliness.
#33 - captainwow (10 hours ago) [-]
I'll be back at some point. I been busy due to a lotta gay IRL adult stuff, but I have a couple comics ready to go. I wanna get on an actual schedule tho, so it's more consistent for readers.
#10 - I always wished he did more of those, but the strap on headgea…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on OP Makes a WebM +1
User avatar #11 - stimate (04/27/2015) [-]
It sure is, OP... it sure is...
#7 - Next Winter 04/27/2015 on OP Makes a WebM 0
#6 - I see someone read the description 04/27/2015 on OP Makes a WebM 0
#4 - I remember that guy, he had to hold the camera so we could get… 04/27/2015 on OP Makes a WebM +1
#1389 - nice work m80 04/24/2015 on captainwow's profile 0
#227 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on thelosers's profile 0
#228 - EdwardNigma (04/20/2015) [-]
We all have the same fucking thing.
This is destiny.

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#1388 - titaniums (04/24/2015) [-]
oy capn crunch, i drew you and hitch as realistically as possible
#1389 to #1388 - captainwow (04/24/2015) [-]
nice work m80
nice work m80
#1386 - anonymous (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - captainwow (04/20/2015) [-]
/\ accurate
User avatar #1385 - titaniums (04/14/2015) [-]
captain, some newfag called tarabostes wants to 1v1 you in a rare pepe fight
#1384 - titaniums has deleted their comment [-]
#1376 to #1375 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
i was hoping i could ask you a quesiton about a possibly sore topic
#1377 to #1376 - captainwow (04/07/2015) [-]
Aiiight fire away
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
Can you please tell me what happened between you and gear*boy I'm a freind of his and someone is trying to get me to break off contact with him and I would like to get to the bottom of it
#1379 to #1378 - captainwow (04/07/2015) [-]
Uhh well, to my knowledge nothing has ever happened between me and Gb. I don't really talk to him at all. But I will say if your're friends with him, I don't understand why you'd break contact with him because someone else wants you to. Seems really immature to ask someone to do that.
User avatar #1381 to #1379 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
And yes it is quite immature but some point he brought up are valid so I here trying to figure things out
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
My freind is trying to convice me of a lot of bad things he's done including apparently trying to sue you and hitc *her and it's the tie and I have already spoke with tie and as far as I can tell it was blown far out of proportion but I'm trying to get to the bottom of it
User avatar #1382 to #1380 - captainwow (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately I can't really speak on what happened with Tie, because all I have to go by is his retelling of it to me, since myself and Hitch had nothing to do with it, and I'd hate to fuel the fire by adding misinformation.

I'm gonna send the rest in a PM, brah.
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
Ok thank you
#1371 - titaniums (04/06/2015) [-]
Le Rare Pepe Meme

should i make another dank circlejerk meme compilation?
#1372 to #1371 - captainwow (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh ny God, this makes me so happy. I'm a Pepe.
#1373 to #1372 - titaniums (04/07/2015) [-]
glad you enjoyed this limited edition meme
#1369 - jaak (04/05/2015) [-]
We used to work so well together
#1370 to #1369 - captainwow (04/05/2015) [-]
>So well

ily bb we need 2 doo more werk
#1363 - titaniums (03/26/2015) [-]
I have autism and maked, how long do I have to live doctorwow?
boredom is a hell of a drug
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - captainwow (03/27/2015) [-]
Hold on, I gotta mentally translate that.

Did you draw dis?
#1366 to #1365 - captainwow (03/27/2015) [-]
It looks rrl rrl good, keep at it lil ***** . Looks awesome.
#1355 - titaniums (03/24/2015) [-]
imgur.com/a/86EnO my dank mixtape   
   
i'm trying to learn a new better art-style and it's coming along slowly but surely.   
 the first image has a reference but the last two are me kinda winging it, noob technique i know    
   
oh yeah, i dun goofed and forgot to send mass pm saying i'm making a new account, u still ma 			*****		, ya dank queer
imgur.com/a/86EnO my dank mixtape

i'm trying to learn a new better art-style and it's coming along slowly but surely.
the first image has a reference but the last two are me kinda winging it, noob technique i know

oh yeah, i dun goofed and forgot to send mass pm saying i'm making a new account, u still ma ***** , ya dank queer
User avatar #1358 to #1355 - mcburd (03/25/2015) [-]
Bruh
Das lovely
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - titaniums (03/25/2015) [-]
mcburd porn is really lovely
#1360 to #1359 - mcburd (03/25/2015) [-]
I have yet to see any
Cough cough
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - titaniums (03/25/2015) [-]
gurl plz, i didnt wanna rush and have it look ******

i have a looong ways to go before i can make the lewd cloaca drawings, and have them actually look decent
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - mcburd (03/25/2015) [-]
No I get it, was jokin
#1356 to #1355 - captainwow (03/24/2015) [-]
***** , you should know as well as anyone that I am not the person to go to for tips on producing quality art.
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - titaniums (03/25/2015) [-]
poppy is kinda helping me, although i would say her standards are pretty damn high. it's for the best though, gonna have dank new drawing skills. i will finally be able to draw ebony midget snuff hentai, the best kind of hentai. and also make rule 34 of a **** ton of users like mcburd. bird porn isn't weird, don't judge

your art style is pretty dank man, don't sell yourself short
#1353 - titaniums (03/21/2015) [-]
Captain, does this ****** image I edited embody your everyday struggle?
#1354 to #1353 - captainwow (03/21/2015) [-]
Pretty accurate, yeah.
#1323 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
this is the best image set yet
this is the best image set yet
#1325 to #1323 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
He knocked over his Shadow the Hedgeheg.

Try to top that one, I fukken dare ya.
#1343 to #1324 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh **** , I missed that part.
#1345 to #1343 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
I said image SET you frick
I said image SET you frick
#1347 to #1345 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
Set and yet look the same I dunno I'm dumb I guess
#1311 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1328 to #1326 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
"Stop calling me a nintendo fanboy"

me everyday
User avatar #1330 to #1328 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
You've got a lot in common with Sammy, boy-o.
#1331 to #1330 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
Me when I get a Waluigi plush
#1333 to #1331 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
If you actually ordered one, you're shipping me that dino mug back.
#1336 to #1333 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
I haven't  yet    
   
   
and no 			*******		 way that mug is a part of me now.    
I won't drink out of anything else. Even drinks that come in bottles.   
   
Straight into the mug
I haven't yet


and no ******* way that mug is a part of me now.
I won't drink out of anything else. Even drinks that come in bottles.

Straight into the mug
#1337 to #1336 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
Not even a half hour old and already posting relevant images.

Jesus.
#1339 to #1337 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
Can I pursue this as a career?
Can I pursue this as a career?
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
Do you think it's too late to switch career paths? Cause if not, I think you need to follow your calling.
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
People could hire me to build then reaction folders on any topic



I've have it on their desk by the morning.
#1342 to #1341 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
"I want a Thomas the Tank Engine folder, and I want it now. I want to be able to shut down all those Internet bullies once and for good".
#1344 to #1342 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
I'll throw in an original fan fic for free too
#1346 to #1344 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
Where are these coming from.
#1348 to #1346 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
Well I've made a few screenshots of videos myself
User avatar #1349 to #1348 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
NSA be like:
"This chick watches a lotta K-Pop. She must be into effeminate men".

"No, look at this most recent folder and YouTube history. She's not into effeminate men, she's into regular boys".
#1350 to #1349 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
I actually almost accidentally made the sammy folder a subfolder of my kpoop folder
I actually almost accidentally made the sammy folder a subfolder of my kpoop folder
#1327 to #1321 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
I'm saving these before Addy deletes them. Like poor ol' Danny.
#1329 to #1327 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
smh that was a 70+ image dump it took me so long

all I wanted to do was make you smile when you came home from work

Why is admin such a homewrecker?
User avatar #1332 to #1329 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
Ok, maybe you've made up for it now, cause that one made me actually laugh audibly. Talk **** .
Get frickd.
#1334 to #1332 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
there's a lil bit of sammy in all of us
#1335 to #1334 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
I don't think I'll ever pass SammyClassicSonicFan in subs.

I just had that realization now.
#1338 to #1335 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
He keeps us on our toes
User avatar #1351 to #1338 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
I can see why, Sammy looks a lot like G-Dragon
#1300 - Hitcher (03/19/2015) [-]
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#1301 to #1300 - captainwow (03/19/2015) [-]
God ******* damnit.

I have no Sammy folder. This is embarrassing.
#1302 to #1301 - Hitcher (03/19/2015) [-]
Me neither

I should start one.

I just found this GIF an came running straight to your profile
#1303 to #1302 - captainwow (03/19/2015) [-]
I appreciate it greatly. When autism strikes, you know who to share it with.
I appreciate it greatly. When autism strikes, you know who to share it with.
#1304 to #1303 - Hitcher (03/19/2015) [-]
you're my go-to guy when I find sammy/sonichu/coldsteel/cwc content, news and updates
you're my go-to guy when I find sammy/sonichu/coldsteel/cwc content, news and updates
#1305 to #1304 - captainwow (03/19/2015) [-]
The very best part about waking up is a whole buncha Sonic OCs in your cup.
#1306 to #1305 - Hitcher (03/19/2015) [-]
I already have 20 sammy GIFS   
My amazing ability to build reaction folders is the worst super power ever
I already have 20 sammy GIFS
My amazing ability to build reaction folders is the worst super power ever
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - captainwow (03/19/2015) [-]
Holy **** you serious? Where you gettin' those from, son?
#1308 to #1307 - Hitcher (03/19/2015) [-]
I don't even know but I'm up to 35 now
I don't even know but I'm up to 35 now
#1309 to #1308 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
You're alright kid, you're alright. Build that Sammy folder.
#1310 to #1309 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
I'll do my best
#1312 to #1310 - captainwow (03/20/2015) [-]
I'm keeping that one.
#1322 to #1312 - Hitcher (03/20/2015) [-]
he is the gift that keeps on giving
User avatar #1298 - zombiestookmybike (03/18/2015) [-]
How was the amaretto man?
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - captainwow (03/18/2015) [-]
Not too shabby brah. I didn't mix it with coke cause it was sweet as it was, but yah, rrl rll good. If it weren't for the exams and early work days, I doubt there'd be any left by this mornin'.
#1281 to #1280 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
Well hot damn, looks like other's are enjoyin' it too. Noiice to see ya gettin' use outta it broseph
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
If your fan base increases from this you owe me like a million dollars
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
Oh **** , I hope you accept drawings and bottlecaps then. Cause that's all I got. They're plastic bottlecaps but I still think they're neat.
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
I have a pretty extensive empty alcohol bottle collection
#1285 to #1284 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
Oh thank God, if I can pay with that then the million will be gone in no time.
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
Is any of it Amaretto? I only collect that
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
Nah. Just tequila, Jameson, different beer and plastic 40s in that one because I lack any class. Sorry mang, I usually buy cheap stuff
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
In our house we've got empties of a lot of amaretto, vodka, rum mostly.
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
I collected bottle briefly. I started doing it but then the collection started growing way too fast so I had to stop. It was either stop drinking or stop keeping the bottles, I decided on the latter.
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
Life without drinking would be dark and miserable I feel. It's sadly how I deal with problems
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
Got an issue? Drink + go to sleep. Mix in a few crappy YouTube comments, send a relationship request to someone you don't talk to on Facebook, and make fun of celebrities on Twitter. Lather rinse repeat.
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
I just drink at midday til I pass out then eat junk food when I wake up in the evening. It's a pretty good system
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
Ey sounds airtight to me brah. Don't mess with perfection
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
You'd think as a psychologist I'd know that alcohol is a depressant and not the best thing to use for treating depression
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
Ya, true. But in my case, you'd think that someone that suffers from diarrhea every single day would make the mental connection between wine and irritable bowels. So usually I just tell people it's because of a gypsy curse or something and not because I live 3 minutes away from a liquor store.
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - zombiestookmybike (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm 10 mins away from a Tesco. That's the best I get
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - captainwow (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm smack dab in the middle of two decent sized liquor stores. I always say "nah I won't stop off there today", but usually end up doing so after work. Since my first thought when I leave is, "hot baby Moses I need a drink"
User avatar #1276 - discobleach ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
yo cap
if you're in charge of the oc comic channel, would you mind changing its description?
it's needlessly hostile.
and obsolete [rage comics?]
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - discobleach ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
cap pls
happy birthday
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - captainwow (03/10/2015) [-]
Thanks brah

I thought about changing it but it's really irrelevant, plus it still sees Rage comics every full moon, so I'm thinking it should stay as is
#1272 - tridaak (03/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1273 to #1272 - captainwow (03/09/2015) [-]
Thanks brah, I've always wanted this .gif to be aimed towards me
#1271 - jaak (03/09/2015) [-]
Happy birthday faget
Happy birthday faget
User avatar #1274 to #1271 - captainwow (03/09/2015) [-]
Thanks Jaak, you weeb trash
User avatar #1268 - gragasvlad (03/08/2015) [-]
I went trough your older stuff and I think you should bring up bee's more often
#1269 to #1268 - captainwow (03/08/2015) [-]
Oh just you wait, son. That's coming.
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - gragasvlad (03/08/2015) [-]
Thanks
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