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captainwow

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Gender: male
Age: 23
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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainWwowW
Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:8/02/2015
Location:United State Kingdom
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#222 - Kiss me you fool 15 hours ago on Guilty 0
#220 - It's aiight brah  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Guilty 0
User avatar #221 - vincatvangogh (17 hours ago) [-]
love you
User avatar #222 - captainwow (15 hours ago) [-]
Kiss me you fool
#218 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Guilty 0
User avatar #219 - vincatvangogh (18 hours ago) [-]
I realized after. I don't know how I ended up here
User avatar #220 - captainwow (18 hours ago) [-]
It's aiight brah
User avatar #221 - vincatvangogh (17 hours ago) [-]
love you
User avatar #222 - captainwow (15 hours ago) [-]
Kiss me you fool
#120 - oh wow i almost didn't recognize any of them holy geez 07/31/2015 on Disney Dresses 0
#72 - You're alright kid, you're alright 07/31/2015 on Helga 0
#50 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Helga +25
#70 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/31/2015) [-]
have this
#72 - captainwow (07/31/2015) [-]
You're alright kid, you're alright
#1452 - Then kiss me, you fool. 07/31/2015 on captainwow's profile 0
#104 - This comment section be like 07/30/2015 on Fashion Challenged +3
#46 - If this comic is true, then people's skin melt when touched wi… 07/27/2015 on Get Gunned 0
#146 - O hey, you got a few ********** out of that last comic.… 07/27/2015 on discobleach's profile 0

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User avatar #1451 - cheesyweesy (07/27/2015) [-]
I love you so much.
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - captainwow (07/31/2015) [-]
Then kiss me, you fool.
User avatar #1449 - titaniums ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
cap is this you? it kinda looks like he could be your long lost not wanted relative
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - captainwow (07/25/2015) [-]
On all levels, including but not limited to, physical.
User avatar #1446 - discobleach ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
you're next for the guest comic.
looking forward to it
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - captainwow (07/20/2015) [-]
Yah dawg, I'm stoked. You need it for the 25th, right?
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - discobleach ONLINE (07/20/2015) [-]
let's just say I do, yeah.
( actually i pushed everything forward again because of reasons, but if you can't do it for wednesday it's ok )
User avatar #1435 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
what r u even a captain of
ur a fukn poser
User avatar #1436 to #1435 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
Cap'n o' ur fukken mum ya dink.
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
im a rank 4 captain of memes
User avatar #1438 to #1437 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
That basically translates out into stage M pancreatic cancer
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
i see you know your meme to cancer conversion tables
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
what do u think of my new header
User avatar #1442 to #1441 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
I'd say that Mii could benefit from some big ole hair, a lack of glasses, and a #403606 pigment, baebae
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
whoops that was my old one
check now
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
I would cry myself to sleep and use the tears to insert a shampoo bottle into my own asshole.

But that's just me.

nice animation, tho
User avatar #1432 - EdwardNigma (07/17/2015) [-]
Horror comic when?
#1433 to #1432 - captainwow (07/17/2015) [-]
It's funny you say that, I haven't done any horror art in a long time, but I was just thinking I should integrate more of it into comics again...It's nice to know someone likes it, tho
User avatar #1434 to #1433 - EdwardNigma (07/17/2015) [-]
I would be stoked to see it.
Gods speed, Captain.
User avatar #1429 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2015) [-]
Why?
#1430 to #1429 - captainwow (07/15/2015) [-]
Don't blame me, blame the sickies of the world that got it to the #1 spot
#1431 to #1430 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2015) [-]
I will blame you.
User avatar #1424 - andra ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
thanks for the idea
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - captainwow (07/14/2015) [-]
Which idea, was it a good one?
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - andra ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
the ol' denture'd butthole
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - captainwow (07/14/2015) [-]
And yes, the "indentured sphincter", a classic.
#1423 - titaniums ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
ayyy lmao
User avatar #1428 to #1423 - captainwow (07/15/2015) [-]
Ayyyyyyyyy
#1421 - chhuckfx (06/23/2015) [-]
are you nikh from memecenter?
#1422 to #1421 - chhuckfx (06/23/2015) [-]
never mind, I already checked. whoops.
User avatar #1402 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #1414 to #1403 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Wanna make me a comic. A small one

I'd be indebted to you.
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Eh, already sitting here drawing, so why not. What you need?
User avatar #1416 to #1415 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Draw me a small LoK comic. Draw a picture of Korra scrubbing the floors with Asami barking orders at her

>My floor better be ******* spotless Korra! If I see one speck of dust on the ground i'm breaking one of your fingers
>A-Asami why are you being so mean to me? What did I do wrong?
>Gee Korra let me think. You break all my things, you stole my boyfriend TWICE, and you use me as a source of money and transportation
>B-But I thought we were friends.
>We're "friends" Korra. "Friends" do favors for one another. But last I checked you haven't done ANYTHING for me so this isn't a favor. This is a debt
>So its time to pay up bitch pulls out bat
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Hmm I dunno. Bit of a tall order, even for my minimalist style. Plus I'm really not a LoK fan so I don't think I could do it any justice. Think you might need to keep searching, dawg.
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Can't you just draw Korra and Asami in your style? I just wanna laugh

You don't even need to know anything about the show.

Your style is hilarious simple.
User avatar #1419 to #1418 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Hmmm aiight, lemme wrap up what I'm doing now, and I'll do ya a doodle.
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
morning
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Afternoon now, son
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Good "whatever the **** the timezone is over there."
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
That would be afternoon
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
anywho, sup?
#1409 to #1408 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Not too much brah! Spending my weekend off indoors working on comics for the Internet, instead of going outside and doing something with my life. How bout yourself, how's your weekend treatin' ya?
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
>Spending my weekend off indoors working on comics for the Internet,

Do you draw?
#1411 to #1410 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
I mean technically yeah, I don't draw well, but I do it.
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
show me.
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
That above is one o' dem. I post comics here, they're all I post, actually.
User avatar #1398 - mariox (06/17/2015) [-]
Quick question, do you happen to have a tapastic account? I found stuff in what I recall being your style.
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - captainwow (06/17/2015) [-]
Yah son. Sometimes Color over on Tapastic, go by NikH there
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - mariox (06/17/2015) [-]
Nice, glad I found it.
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - captainwow (06/17/2015) [-]
Yah me too, I'm trying really hard to get a following on that site. ****** difficult.
#1396 - delrio (06/16/2015) [-]
Please kill me.
i'm begging you.
#1397 to #1396 - captainwow (06/16/2015) [-]
Well, look who came crawling back.
#1394 - walcorn ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
*****		 please   
   
You making more comics?   
I'm getting cravings.
***** please

You making more comics?
I'm getting cravings.
#1395 to #1394 - captainwow (06/07/2015) [-]
Oh yeah brah, I got a few done that haven't been posted, and a **** ton of scripts, it's just gonna be a bit before I get back into posting. Plus I been rrl rrl busy lately, since I wrapped up my last year of school and moved house. Been fukken cray cray.
User avatar #1392 - kingdaniel (06/06/2015) [-]
Are you pepsi?
#1393 to #1392 - captainwow (06/06/2015) [-]
Oh man, I hope not. Because if I am, I have some serious complaints about the afterlife.
#1390 - itsthetie (06/04/2015) [-]
look at me dance brah

also

I'm so close to summer vacation I can taste it, we's gots to do summin' once dat happens
#1391 to #1390 - captainwow (06/05/2015) [-]
**** bruv, you got moves. And yah we totes gotta get into things. I have a few comics I've been working on but about 25 more scripts to work through, so if you wanna get on Skype and doodle again, that'd be sweeet. Also, I'm finally moved into my new place, so no more of that ******** floatin' around.
#1388 - titaniums ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
oy capn crunch, i drew you and hitch as realistically as possible
#1389 to #1388 - captainwow (04/24/2015) [-]
nice work m80
#1386 - anon (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - captainwow (04/20/2015) [-]
/\ accurate
User avatar #1385 - titaniums ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
captain, some newfag called tarabostes wants to 1v1 you in a rare pepe fight
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#1376 to #1375 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
i was hoping i could ask you a quesiton about a possibly sore topic
#1377 to #1376 - captainwow (04/07/2015) [-]
Aiiight fire away
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
Can you please tell me what happened between you and gear*boy I'm a freind of his and someone is trying to get me to break off contact with him and I would like to get to the bottom of it
#1379 to #1378 - captainwow (04/07/2015) [-]
Uhh well, to my knowledge nothing has ever happened between me and Gb. I don't really talk to him at all. But I will say if your're friends with him, I don't understand why you'd break contact with him because someone else wants you to. Seems really immature to ask someone to do that.
User avatar #1381 to #1379 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
And yes it is quite immature but some point he brought up are valid so I here trying to figure things out
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
My freind is trying to convice me of a lot of bad things he's done including apparently trying to sue you and hitc *her and it's the tie and I have already spoke with tie and as far as I can tell it was blown far out of proportion but I'm trying to get to the bottom of it
User avatar #1382 to #1380 - captainwow (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately I can't really speak on what happened with Tie, because all I have to go by is his retelling of it to me, since myself and Hitch had nothing to do with it, and I'd hate to fuel the fire by adding misinformation.

I'm gonna send the rest in a PM, brah.
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - hellscythe (04/07/2015) [-]
Ok thank you
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