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Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:1/26/2015
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#21 - Yeah they like a lotta Tumblr type stuff. I remember one day I… 2 minutes ago on Coal Burner 0
#61 - Waait, didn't Cyanide and Happiness do a parody of this too? A… 43 minutes ago on Sanic 0
#15 - Yeh Tap is cool. It's different than FJ because the community …  [+] (2 new replies) 46 minutes ago on Coal Burner 0
#17 - anonymous (26 minutes ago) [-]
the same stuff I got here really
tapastic.com/dashboard/series/update/9163
i put neckbeard comics on hold because i preferred doing non-character driven stuff

I like the community but they seem to like a lot of cutesy stuff

posting as anon because OP blocked me apparently
User avatar #21 - captainwow (2 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah they like a lotta Tumblr type stuff. I remember one day I logged in sacs saw that over half of my comics were marked NSFW, and the Office Games comic had gotten removed without me knowing. They're definitely more cutesy than black humor.
#26 - That's how I wanna go. 53 minutes ago on And he was never seen again.. 0
#51 - Picture 53 minutes ago on Dindu Nuffins 0
#16 - I didn't notice until I read the description. … 54 minutes ago on Nice try but this is Canada 0
#13 - What a dickhead. 55 minutes ago on Well.... SHIT! 0
#5 - I got nuthin. No comment game, no B-ball game. I'm useless. 56 minutes ago on git gud Sister Mary 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 57 minutes ago on How to succeed +1
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#6 - Aw man. Seeing " " replaced with "Featured on … 59 minutes ago on Four Eyes +3

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#1204 - titaniums ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
i described fj to my brother and he was like "oh, so its like ifunny ", wat do now capn?
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - captainwow ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Reply, "yes".
#1202 - titaniums ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
4 u, you dank faggot

now all three of you silly queers has a reaction image
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - captainwow ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Bb u 2 gud 2 me.

That looks awesome
#1194 - titaniums ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
have you done your taxes yet brah?
have you done your taxes yet brah?
#1198 to #1196 - captainwow ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Watch me
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - titaniums ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
obama gun get mad cuz you aint giving him part of your welfare checks
User avatar #1191 - yojo ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I told someone we've been cool for years. Tell me everything about you before he figures out I'm lying
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - captainwow ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm a young foolish farmer's daughter, raised to work both on my father's dirt farm and my mother's Amish computer repair shop. I draw webcomics and make macaroni anal beads that I sell on Etsy. My favorite movie is Hey Arnold and my favorite color is clear. I like women with stubble and my favorite video game is ball in a cup. There ya go, sonny. You're all caught up.
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - yojo ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
We're pretty much childhood besties now.
link to beads?
#1197 to #1193 - captainwow ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
O my, I always wanted one o' those.

And as for a link for a link for the beads, I usually just use pipe cleaner. Because it's cheap.
User avatar #1200 to #1197 - yojo ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Amish AND resourceful? You are just a dream come true.
#1201 to #1200 - captainwow ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm the whole slimy package, baby.
#1188 - titaniums ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
just watched your corporate training video, i 						*******					 loved it man     
 your also pretty 						*******					 skilled with that guitar
just watched your corporate training video, i ******* loved it man
your also pretty ******* skilled with that guitar
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - captainwow ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Thanks brah, that video was more or less an effects test, so I don't really care for it..And thanks, I've been at the guitar for a while
User avatar #1179 - Hitcher ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
add my new snapchat u *******
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - captainwow ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Why'd you make a new one fishtits?
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - Hitcher ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
pssh nothing personnel kid
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - captainwow ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Ohh that just makes more questions. I'm not gonna get a story outta you?
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - Hitcher ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
nah there's no story to tell
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - captainwow ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Aiight brah . I'ma add ya.
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - Hitcher ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i sent u a requestttt

also i have something a lil spicy to vent to u
#1186 to #1185 - captainwow ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh boii, I'm gettin' a story after all
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - Hitcher ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I'll hit u up on fb wit it
#1176 to #1175 - captainwow ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
I'd play it
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - murrlogic (01/07/2015) [-]
It's hilarious

But it's a glitchy mess
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - captainwow ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
That just sounds even better
#1172 - titaniums ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
heres the thing i drew breh
#1190 to #1172 - breh (01/10/2015) [-]
Thanks<3
#1169 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
captain nemo, much important question 4 u, its in regard to something i drew for u guys   
(you hitch and tie)
captain nemo, much important question 4 u, its in regard to something i drew for u guys
(you hitch and tie)
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - captainwow ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Aiight whaddup
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
i drew you guys( u hitch and tie) something special, but i dont know if it counts as an oc-comic. its a really heavily edited image i made and its only a single panel. i'll be back 2 hours from now so you can see it.
User avatar #1173 to #1171 - captainwow ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeah I think it's fine, some comics are only a panel and it looks pretty original. I say if ya wanna post it go for it, I fukken love it.
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - titaniums ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
cool beans, i gotta draw tie a beard though
#1158 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
oy, capn crunch, this is my final form, i just made captainwowhelpme as a joke
i am be retiring this account may it rip in pieces
#1159 to #1158 - captainwow ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Bye bye account
#1160 to #1159 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
yee, im making new acct to post oc from, i may use this old sumbitch from time to time though
User avatar #1161 to #1160 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Why would you make a new account? Just start using this one.
#1162 to #1161 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
mfw giffy senpai notices me love your gif editing skills breh

i dunno man, i made this acct long ago but i want a name change option, i suggested it to admin and he said he would consider it, but nothing came of that
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]


But you've got history on this account. Are you sure you want to start over just for the sake of changingyour name? I'm sure you've established yourself among the community by now, considering how long you've been here; why give that up?
#1164 to #1163 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
its true, this acct has quite the history. surprisingly i've never even been red thumbed into oblivion, i believe my most red thumbed comment was -17. although i doubt many poeple know who i am, i guess i could make myself stand out with the oc i plan on making.   
   
many thanks giffy, you changed my mind &lt;3 u
its true, this acct has quite the history. surprisingly i've never even been red thumbed into oblivion, i believe my most red thumbed comment was -17. although i doubt many poeple know who i am, i guess i could make myself stand out with the oc i plan on making.

many thanks giffy, you changed my mind <3 u
User avatar #1165 to #1164 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]

I hope I'll see your comics on the front page soon. Who knows, I might even be tempted to photoshop some of your work.
#1166 to #1165 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
i would love that bby
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Give me a mention sometime. I'd like to see what you can do.
User avatar #1168 to #1167 - titaniums ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
will do
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
You cracked my code, faggot
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - postingloudly (01/05/2015) [-]
GET HACKED NERD
#1146 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
have it, just so u know how bad i ****** up

-that gai boi anon
#1147 to #1146 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
That's damn good
#1148 to #1147 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
really? it took 30min to redesign a template, and then hitch said she hated me
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
I should specify. It's hilarious to me
#1150 to #1149 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
i like you, you have a cool sense of humor, a little wierd, but cool

imma parody you next, k?
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Ey I'd fukken love it. Gopher it.
#1152 to #1151 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
yee
User avatar #1153 to #1152 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
I'm guessing you probably have a real username here other than captainwowhelpme?
#1154 to #1153 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
thats my secret capn, im always anon




jk im actually admin
#1144 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
whelp, thanks for kinda sorta advising me you beautiful bastard. i'll see how things go with hitch
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Besta luck, I wouldn't sweat it that much tho
#1131 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
ok capn plz help i need ur advice
User avatar #1133 to #1131 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
O damn, didn't know you'd have to make an account. And I assumed you'd be having me draw somethin' for ya. My B. Oh well, what ya need help on?
#1134 to #1133 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
ok, so i pissed off hitch with a racist drawing, now she much mad
wat do
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
She's probably not even mad, she usually doesn't get pissy about that kinda stuff. Say sorry I suppose?
#1136 to #1135 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
i did and she say she still much med
btw what i said to her was "tfw no independence" and drew the tfw maymay face
User avatar #1138 to #1136 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeaaahh those are old for her. I unno, she probably won't stay pissed. Draw her something non-racist, who knows
#1139 to #1138 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
should i draw her a big blak cok?
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
I'm gonna have to say yes. But not the bird. The organ. Jizzing Scottish Pride.
#1141 to #1140 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
i dunnah capn crunch that seems rather risque
User avatar #1142 to #1141 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah don't do that
#1143 to #1142 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
i already drew her a spongebob pic, so that wont work
i dunt have any ideas
#1137 to #1136 - captainwowhelpme (01/05/2015) [-]
it also doesnt help that i drew the british flag behind her
#1128 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
capn i need ur help, bby plz
capn i need ur help, bby plz
#1129 to #1128 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Aiight. Gonna need a non anon comment tho bro
#1130 to #1129 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
awwwww
#1132 to #1130 - captainwow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Sorry brah.
#1124 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
oy cap'n crunch, wanna learn the grapefruit technique?
#1125 to #1124 - captainwow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
The 						****					 makes you think I don't already have a black belt in grapefruit technique?
The **** makes you think I don't already have a black belt in grapefruit technique?
#1126 to #1125 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
pics or it didnt happen breh
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - captainwow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
That video isn't enough? I made that in my spare time after graduating Grapefruit Academy.
User avatar #1122 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
That comic was ******* awesome, well done.
#1123 to #1122 - captainwow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Thanks brah! I'm not sure if you could tell, but I did the part with the horrible artwork.
User avatar #1119 - andranadu ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
your header's the best by far
#1121 to #1119 - captainwow ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Why thanks, I fukken love this gif. When in doubt, post sanic. Everyone loves sanic.
Why thanks, I fukken love this gif. When in doubt, post sanic. Everyone loves sanic.
#1116 - Hitcher ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
#1104 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
captain, plz make more leonidas and santa
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - captainwow ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Mutha fukka if I had anything to do with that production or the artists that made it, you think I'd be here?
#1106 to #1105 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - captainwow ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
yeah probably
#1108 to #1107 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
have you ever tried your hand at animating?
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - captainwow ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
I have. I made a short animation that took me months and got lost on my old HDD when it got exposed to a whole bunch of water. I've spent the past 5 years learning live action video, but no formal training in animation. It's difficult, but until it becomes a necessity in my field, I doubt I'll ever be good at it. All I got is old handdrawn animations from high school that are about 5 seconds long.

TL;DR I fukken love animators, but can't animate
#1110 to #1109 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
u can do it if u believe, jupiter believes in u bruh


also why is their a jiggly ass down bellow its distracting
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - captainwow ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Well thanks brah, if I ever have time to kill I'll try to become a ****** animator, since I DO love the art form.

As for the ass, I assumed it was you, since you both have the same name and all.
#1112 to #1111 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
not all anons is the same u sexy racist *******
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - captainwow ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Ey mang, it's fun to imagine anonymous is one person. It makes browsing very, VERY interesting.

Also talking to anons is always fun cause it could be anyone. Like anyone alive. Even Obama.
#1114 to #1113 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
silly captain, dont you know everyone is actually admin? even you...
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