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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captainwow-Comics/3
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainWwowW
Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:5/27/2016
Location:United State Kingdom
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#50 - Good, I loved it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on life +1
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#51 - thegrohltroll (05/19/2016) [-]
Thanks, man.
#853 - That's really disappointing to hear...I'm a big fan of your ar… 05/10/2016 on Bye, FJ. 0
#56 - That hasn't been proven yet  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2016 on Bringing parties to strangers -1
#57 - spacekraken (05/08/2016) [-]
#5 - Picture 05/07/2016 on How to Husk a Coconut +129
#73 - Season 7 05/07/2016 on New Clothes +2
#69 - Too much  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2016 on New Clothes +6
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#96 - calatacis (05/07/2016) [-]
Tooth much*
#64 - I dunno what that is, but I like it "Thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2016 on New Clothes 0
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#65 - inuares (05/07/2016) [-]
Cerberus from the Dante's inferno game IIRC.
#63 - Welcome aboard, brah  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2016 on New Clothes 0
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#66 - gladiator (05/07/2016) [-]
When did malory archer have a stroke?
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#73 - captainwow (05/07/2016) [-]
Season 7
#62 - Picture 05/07/2016 on New Clothes +9
#58 - Picture 05/07/2016 on New Clothes +3

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#1564 - titaniums (04/16/2016) [-]
heres a thing, dont know if hitch showed you yet
#1565 to #1564 - captainwow (04/18/2016) [-]
I saw it, that's adorable
#1563 - titaniums (04/09/2016) [-]
>be me
>make facebook account to keep up with some artists and a few friends
>"LGBT group" is recommended to me

did facebook just call me a faggot?
#1561 - titaniums (04/08/2016) [-]
i didn't know you had your own anime captain
#1562 to #1561 - captainwow (04/08/2016) [-]
Of course I do because everything I make is already trash
#1557 - titaniums (04/02/2016) [-]
my younger siblings are visiting me so i have to act like im not autistic

>mfw they started talking to me about trump and politics

give me advice dr. wow
#1558 to #1557 - captainwow (04/02/2016) [-]
Go full autist. Reveal your true power
#1559 to #1558 - titaniums (04/02/2016) [-]
thanks dr

imma do these things

1: show them rare dank frog memes
2: show them animu and mangos
3: show them your spicy original content

i dont think they will survive that last one
#1560 to #1559 - captainwow (04/02/2016) [-]
Only resort to 3 if they show signs of life after 2. It's a doozy of auts.
#1549 - titaniums (04/01/2016) [-]
cap is this you
#1551 to #1549 - captainwow (04/02/2016) [-]
How did you know
#1553 to #1551 - titaniums (04/02/2016) [-]
nevermind cap, fj is just dying of cancaids
#1554 to #1553 - captainwow (04/02/2016) [-]
I saw it before it went pepsi-up.
#1555 to #1554 - titaniums (04/02/2016) [-]
what if admins slowly killing off fj, but he's covering it up as an april fools prank
#1556 to #1555 - captainwow (04/02/2016) [-]
Oh my God, about ******* time.
#1552 to #1551 - titaniums (04/02/2016) [-]
quick question cap, can you see the image i posted?
#1548 - Hitcher (04/01/2016) [-]
neither of our profile headers have changed for like a year

god bless
#1550 to #1548 - captainwow (04/01/2016) [-]
I could never. The cropping is too perfect
#1538 - titaniums (03/03/2016) [-]
>be me
>take test to see which presidential candidate i agree with most
>******* bernie sanders is at the top of the list, and even then i only agree with 45% of what he says (hillary is at 40% and trump 20%)

mfw all the candidates are ****
#1539 to #1538 - captainwow (03/09/2016) [-]
be me
reply 5 days later
#1540 to #1539 - titaniums (03/09/2016) [-]
captain, your an american right?
#1541 to #1540 - captainwow (03/09/2016) [-]
Si
#1542 to #1541 - titaniums (03/09/2016) [-]
who would you vote for bruh
#1543 to #1542 - captainwow (03/09/2016) [-]
It honestly doesn't matter in the slightest, since my state hasn't even voted yet but all the delegates have chosen a candidate, so I'm gonna stay in and eat microwave burritos that day.
#1544 to #1543 - titaniums (03/09/2016) [-]
living the dream man, living the dream
#1545 to #1544 - captainwow (03/09/2016) [-]
"Living the dream", "shotgun in the mouth".

Tomato, tomato.
#1546 to #1545 - titaniums (03/09/2016) [-]
cap is this u
#1547 to #1546 - captainwow (03/09/2016) [-]
100/10
#1535 - titaniums (02/26/2016) [-]
all captains are big gay babies
#1536 to #1535 - captainwow (02/26/2016) [-]
It comes with the territory. I was a man before I took the title.
#1537 to #1536 - titaniums (02/26/2016) [-]
i never even thought about it, but what are you the captain of, apart from memeposting?
#1534 - titaniums (02/12/2016) [-]
captain crunch, i need life advice

so these cunts were walking in the middle of a small residential road for their morning exercise, like right on my lane

luck has it a car was coming towards me, my options were:
hit the vapid bitches
hit the car
come to a complete stop in the middle of driving and have those retards stare at me like im the asshole, then go on my way (this is what i had to do to avoid an accident)

so my question is, why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch what would you have done?

sorry for the ****** captioned maymay