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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captainwow-Comics/3
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Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:12/29/2014
Location:United State Kingdom
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#40 - itsthetie confirmed creationist 12/28/2014 on Evolution +6
#28 - I have no patience. You club em. Cut em open. Collect all the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Cat teaching kitten how to... +43
#29 - neogiga (12/28/2014) [-]
Yes!
#25 - then ya club em and eat em  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Cat teaching kitten how to... +14
User avatar #32 - garymuthafuknoak (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - blueboysixnine (12/28/2014) [-]
Why the hell would you do that? You don't have to wait too long before they're a proper meal. Have some patience
User avatar #40 - VincentKing (23 hours ago) [-]
maybe he prefers chicken nuggets
User avatar #28 - captainwow (12/28/2014) [-]
I have no patience. You club em. Cut em open. Collect all the eggs. And plant them to grow another.
#29 - neogiga (12/28/2014) [-]
Yes!
#7094 - we r sex  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Hitcher's profile 0
#7095 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
sex incarnate
#109 - This. All of fukken this. I'm so worried after seeing the test… 12/27/2014 on Deadpool 2016 poster 0
#17 - True, but the person writing the description had a hell of a s… 12/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#1115 - Picture 12/27/2014 on captainwow's profile 0
#1113 - Ey mang, it's fun to imagine anonymous is one person. It makes…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on captainwow's profile 0
#1114 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
silly captain, dont you know everyone is actually admin? even you...
The X-Files Opening Theme
#1115 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
#1111 - Well thanks brah, if I ever have time to kill I'll try to beco…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2014 on captainwow's profile 0
#1112 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
not all anons is the same u sexy racist fuckboy
User avatar #1113 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
Ey mang, it's fun to imagine anonymous is one person. It makes browsing very, VERY interesting.

Also talking to anons is always fun cause it could be anyone. Like anyone alive. Even Obama.
#1114 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
silly captain, dont you know everyone is actually admin? even you...
The X-Files Opening Theme
#1115 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
#1109 - I have. I made a short animation that took me months and got l…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2014 on captainwow's profile 0
#1110 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
u can do it if u believe, jupiter believes in u bruh


also why is their a jiggly ass down bellow its distracting
User avatar #1111 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
Well thanks brah, if I ever have time to kill I'll try to become a shitty animator, since I DO love the art form.

As for the ass, I assumed it was you, since you both have the same name and all.
#1112 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
not all anons is the same u sexy racist fuckboy
User avatar #1113 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
Ey mang, it's fun to imagine anonymous is one person. It makes browsing very, VERY interesting.

Also talking to anons is always fun cause it could be anyone. Like anyone alive. Even Obama.
#1114 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
silly captain, dont you know everyone is actually admin? even you...
The X-Files Opening Theme
#1115 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]

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#1104 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
captain, plz make more leonidas and santa
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
Mutha fukka if I had anything to do with that production or the artists that made it, you think I'd be here?
#1106 to #1105 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #1107 to #1106 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
yeah probably
#1108 to #1107 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
have you ever tried your hand at animating?
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
I have. I made a short animation that took me months and got lost on my old HDD when it got exposed to a whole bunch of water. I've spent the past 5 years learning live action video, but no formal training in animation. It's difficult, but until it becomes a necessity in my field, I doubt I'll ever be good at it. All I got is old handdrawn animations from high school that are about 5 seconds long.

TL;DR I fukken love animators, but can't animate
#1110 to #1109 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
u can do it if u believe, jupiter believes in u bruh


also why is their a jiggly ass down bellow its distracting
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
Well thanks brah, if I ever have time to kill I'll try to become a ****** animator, since I DO love the art form.

As for the ass, I assumed it was you, since you both have the same name and all.
#1112 to #1111 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
not all anons is the same u sexy racist *******
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - captainwow (12/27/2014) [-]
Ey mang, it's fun to imagine anonymous is one person. It makes browsing very, VERY interesting.

Also talking to anons is always fun cause it could be anyone. Like anyone alive. Even Obama.
#1114 to #1113 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
silly captain, dont you know everyone is actually admin? even you...
The X-Files Opening Theme
#1098 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
do she got the booty?
do she got the booty?
User avatar #1092 - SonicTeam (12/22/2014) [-]
To think we weren't friends before...
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - captainwow (12/22/2014) [-]
I know right, fukken weird
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - SonicTeam (12/22/2014) [-]
I blame Mexicans
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - jaak (12/23/2014) [-]
Goddamned ******* Mexicans with their slimy hands and pointy ears.
User avatar #1099 to #1095 - SonicTeam (12/23/2014) [-]
But they made your house bro.
User avatar #1100 to #1099 - jaak (12/23/2014) [-]
Quite literally, considering my house is in Mexico.

******* Mexicans... living in Mexico like they own the place.
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - SonicTeam (12/23/2014) [-]
Bragging about their tacos
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - captainwow (12/26/2014) [-]
It's funny because Jaak and I are both half Mexican
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User avatar #1090 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Your profile pic is weird
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - captainwow (12/21/2014) [-]
I added a hat
User avatar #1096 to #1091 - jaak (12/23/2014) [-]
i thnk ur hat is da best
#1086 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
can i post animations in comic makers channel if i made them myself?
#1087 to #1086 - captainwow (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah brah, go for it, we've had people do that in the past. I always love when animations get posted there.
User avatar #1082 - postingloudly (12/20/2014) [-]
LOL I BET YOU KISS GIRLS FAGGOT
#1083 to #1082 - captainwow (12/20/2014) [-]
Haha   
   
Nah dawg   
   
Nah
Haha

Nah dawg

Nah
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - postingloudly (12/20/2014) [-]
OH DANG

HES COOL
#1085 to #1084 - captainwow (12/20/2014) [-]
They both alpha as 						****					 too
They both alpha as **** too
#1072 to #1071 - captainwow (12/20/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, I think all anime is **** .
#1073 to #1072 - itsthetie (12/20/2014) [-]
Well dammit, then I'll just have to entertain you with my fav WebM
Well dammit, then I'll just have to entertain you with my fav WebM
#1074 to #1073 - captainwow (12/20/2014) [-]
WebMs are such a beautiful thing.
WebMs are such a beautiful thing.
User avatar #1097 to #1074 - jaak (12/23/2014) [-]
holy **** this is ******* awesome
#1075 to #1074 - itsthetie (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh **** I'm in stitches, that was beautiful
#1076 to #1075 - captainwow (12/20/2014) [-]
Best fukken thing since .gifs. I've saved so, soo many.
Best fukken thing since .gifs. I've saved so, soo many.
#1077 to #1076 - itsthetie (12/20/2014) [-]
I've only saved five or so, so far. It's the bomb   
   
Here's one for a response to a straight up 						******					 up comment/picture
I've only saved five or so, so far. It's the bomb

Here's one for a response to a straight up ****** up comment/picture
#1078 to #1077 - captainwow (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah  I have a couple reaction ones, but I'm hoarding the extra weird ones like there's gonna be a mo' fukken apocalypse.
Yeah I have a couple reaction ones, but I'm hoarding the extra weird ones like there's gonna be a mo' fukken apocalypse.
#1079 to #1078 - itsthetie (12/20/2014) [-]
"black guy is not amused"
"black guy is not amused"
#1081 to #1080 - itsthetie (12/20/2014) [-]
Holy **** that was awkward
#1088 to #1081 - captainwow (12/21/2014) [-]
Audio makes a world of difference, bro.
Audio makes a world of difference, bro.
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - itsthetie (12/21/2014) [-]
God yes, that's my favorite WebM ever, the lip syncing is so perfect
User avatar #1066 - postingloudly (12/19/2014) [-]
I GOT A LARGE PIZZA, ATE 3 SLICES IN BED, NOW IM FULL AS **** .

THIS IS SO MUCH PIZZA, I DONT KNOW WHY I GOT A LARGE.

YOU INSPIRED ME AND I FAILED YOU
#1067 to #1066 - captainwow (12/19/2014) [-]
Day in the life of cap:

Getta pizza. Large. Extra toppings.

Eat in bed. By self. Consume entire entity. Sweat grease and blood.

Go to bed feeling like depressed drunken landwhale. Awake in pile of own sweat/grease/blood/stale beer.

Help self to hearty morning **** . Shower. Be late for work.

And such is life.
User avatar #1068 to #1067 - postingloudly (12/19/2014) [-]
GOD DAMNIT CAP YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INADEQUATE
#1069 to #1068 - captainwow (12/19/2014) [-]
I got depression down to a fukken art.
I got depression down to a fukken art.
User avatar #1070 to #1069 - postingloudly (12/19/2014) [-]
***** I POP ANTIDEPRESSANTS LIKE ZOLOFT IS A NEW KIND OF CANDY AND THAT MAKES MY LIFE SEEM PEACHY
User avatar #1060 - cadillaczach (12/10/2014) [-]
I rise from the dark depths of the basement to bring you good news. I have returned.
#1061 to #1060 - captainwow (12/10/2014) [-]
Eyyyy it's THAT sexy bitch. Welcome back, m80!
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - cadillaczach (12/10/2014) [-]
I bought a new tablet, we shall see how kindly FJ takes it. Look for my comic tomorrow
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - captainwow (12/10/2014) [-]
Noiice. You picked a pretty good time to come back, seeing as FJ is basically felating anybody that makes comics. Lookin' forward to it brah.
#1058 - randomrolling (12/09/2014) [-]
**randomrolling rolled image**
#1054 to #1045 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Thanks Big Daddy Addy, I make em with love.

And baking soda.
#1044 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Dayum bruh, you're double front page today. Congrats on the #1 spot!
User avatar #1046 to #1044 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
btw, 2000+, ******* called it.

And ayy, look who dropped by ^^
User avatar #1048 to #1046 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Ahhh **** , Superhero was my 11th most popular comic. I was hoping it broke into my top 10, goddamn. So close.
User avatar #1050 to #1048 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Nevermind, just saw, it's not that far away though, you might reach it!
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
#10 is 2167, Superhero is 2044. Is it still on FP??
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah it says 23 hours old at my place




User avatar #1053 to #1052 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
The epic saga continues
#1055 to #1053 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Freddy Mercury: "So Close" 2011 MayMay
Freddy Mercury: "So Close" 2011 MayMay

User avatar #1057 to #1056 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Seriously tho, you're 30 thumbs away. I already promoted it on my facebook page, cuz it deserves it
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - itsthetie (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I saw, checked his profile and he only reposts FJ OC apparently. Guess it's his gimmick, he reposted the viking comic I did too, and posted source, so I guess he's a good guy.

Ayy bro, you still got an hour to go, how far up is the thumb rate to the top 10?

User avatar #1047 to #1046 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaahh it technically is double, the other one was someone reposting one of my comics, but he didn't cut off my sig, mentioned me in the description, and linked to my page. I woulda been happy with just one o' those.
#1035 - hellscythe (12/09/2014) [-]
you ok over there darling?
#1036 to #1035 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
lol I've been getting so many of those comments.

Yeah I's good, how bout you?
#1037 to #1036 - hellscythe (12/09/2014) [-]
ive been fine darling, the new comic seems like a cry for help
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
lol Nahhh, just a darker sense of humor is all. Thought it'd be funny to end a comic on a hyper realistic note after starting so silly.
#1039 to #1038 - hellscythe (12/09/2014) [-]
well it certainly had a effect darling
#1040 to #1039 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah apparently. And I'm shocked at such a positive reaction from the community. Best comic I've had in a while.
#1041 to #1040 - hellscythe (12/09/2014) [-]
maybe try some more dark and more serious comics ?
#1042 to #1041 - captainwow (12/09/2014) [-]
I've got something planned for January that is a bit of a shift from my norm. But it's really long, so it probably won't be done until February. It's a lot like this recent superhero comic, though. Should be interesting, I would REALLY like to finish it this time.
#1043 to #1042 - hellscythe (12/09/2014) [-]
well good luck with that personally i have no idea it usually would take you to make a comic
#1032 - itsthetie (11/27/2014) [-]
you haven't been online for a week wtf
you haven't been online for a week wtf
#1034 to #1033 - itsthetie (12/02/2014) [-]
well that was a quick response, I am now happy
well that was a quick response, I am now happy
#1029 - leafonthewind (11/18/2014) [-]
welcome to the glorious inner circle
admit one
#1030 to #1029 - captainwow (11/18/2014) [-]
I almost wish this meant something.
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - leafonthewind (11/18/2014) [-]
why must you hurt me so it means that you get to eat cake/ run over hookers on a regular basis
its like the illuminati except not at all
#1027 - Hitcher (11/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1020 - Hitcher (10/29/2014) [-]
tryna draw u nude for this comic
tryna draw u nude for this comic
#1022 to #1020 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Do you really need MORE nude drawings of me, Hitch?
#1024 to #1023 - captainwow (10/29/2014) [-]
Use this for reference
#1025 to #1024 - Hitcher (10/29/2014) [-]
Perf.  Thank u.
Perf. Thank u.
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