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captainwow

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Age: 23
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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainWwowW
Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:9/05/2015
Location:United State Kingdom
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#88 - Picture 09/01/2015 on My Momma +3
#33 - I don't know, who  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2015 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2015) [-]
All humans. Descended from africa.
User avatar #92 - abesimpson (09/01/2015) [-]
But then that means we should all go to africa.
User avatar #115 - heartlessrobot (09/02/2015) [-]
Yep. Malaria for everyone!
#29 - Picture 09/01/2015 on Thou Art Blessed Amen +6
#20 - I make jokes because I live a joke 08/29/2015 on Science 0
#45 - Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retar…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on Socially prepared comp 0
#46 - berserkerlord (08/29/2015) [-]
Oh... Thanks matey.
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Socially prepared comp +9
#9 - berserkerlord (08/28/2015) [-]
This guy looks like Ben from lost but he doesn't sound like him that's for sure. Where's he from, matey?
User avatar #45 - captainwow (08/28/2015) [-]
Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person", Season 3 Episode 9. Sweet Dee starts dating a rapper named Li'l Kevin, and no one can tell if he's retarded or not. Played by actor Kyle Davis who was in "Wilfred" and "NCIS" for a few episodes in 2012.
#46 - berserkerlord (08/29/2015) [-]
Oh... Thanks matey.
User avatar #7 - khastle (08/28/2015) [-]
That laugh will haunt my dreams.
#47 - SHREK FUEL CAN'TS 360 NOSCOPE JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA fj 08/27/2015 on aint it the fucking truth +5
#995 - Nahhh I feel ya dawg, I don't do much socializing on here eith… 08/23/2015 on Real friends on this site? +1
#20 - What, y'all ragin' at bathroom graffiti now? 08/22/2015 on You're gonna carry that weight +2
#10 - I went to the store. They were out of milk.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2015 on Two Sentence Stories #6 +6
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#1463 - titaniums (08/29/2015) [-]
oy captain, is this why you wanted an oculus?
#1460 - titaniums (08/14/2015) [-]
lets go on a magical adventure captain
User avatar #1461 to #1460 - captainwow (08/22/2015) [-]
When is this coming to Oculus? I need to escape from reality in a way that doesn't damage my liver. I also need an Oculus Rift.
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - titaniums (08/22/2015) [-]
i thought your escape from reality was your special fap sock with googly eyes

oh wait, that lil bastard also damages your liver
#1457 - titaniums (08/10/2015) [-]
captain, i need ur medical advice

how do i calm my tits?
User avatar #1459 to #1457 - captainwow (08/11/2015) [-]
Walk into your closet and count to- ah, **** . Someone beat me to it.
User avatar #1458 to #1457 - advice ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
the best way to calm them is to walk into a closet, close the door, and count to 100 slowly
#1456 - titaniums (08/06/2015) [-]
cap, is this u?
#1454 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (08/03/2015) [-]
Are you the Black Brad Pitt? I deleted my previous comment in favor of a dank WebM version
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - captainwow (08/04/2015) [-]
I'm the white Kanye West
#1453 - thunderxcatsxhoooo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1451 - cheesyweesy (07/27/2015) [-]
I love you so much.
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - captainwow (07/31/2015) [-]
Then kiss me, you fool.
User avatar #1449 - titaniums (07/25/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
cap is this you? it kinda looks like he could be your long lost not wanted relative
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - captainwow (07/25/2015) [-]
On all levels, including but not limited to, physical.
User avatar #1446 - discobleach (07/20/2015) [-]
you're next for the guest comic.
looking forward to it
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - captainwow (07/20/2015) [-]
Yah dawg, I'm stoked. You need it for the 25th, right?
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - discobleach (07/20/2015) [-]
let's just say I do, yeah.
( actually i pushed everything forward again because of reasons, but if you can't do it for wednesday it's ok )
User avatar #1435 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
what r u even a captain of
ur a fukn poser
User avatar #1436 to #1435 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
Cap'n o' ur fukken mum ya dink.
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
im a rank 4 captain of memes
User avatar #1438 to #1437 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
That basically translates out into stage M pancreatic cancer
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
i see you know your meme to cancer conversion tables
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
what do u think of my new header
User avatar #1442 to #1441 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
I'd say that Mii could benefit from some big ole hair, a lack of glasses, and a #403606 pigment, baebae
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - warioteam (07/19/2015) [-]
whoops that was my old one
check now
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - captainwow (07/19/2015) [-]
I would cry myself to sleep and use the tears to insert a shampoo bottle into my own asshole.

But that's just me.

nice animation, tho
User avatar #1432 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
Horror comic when?
#1433 to #1432 - captainwow (07/17/2015) [-]
It's funny you say that, I haven't done any horror art in a long time, but I was just thinking I should integrate more of it into comics again...It's nice to know someone likes it, tho
User avatar #1434 to #1433 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
I would be stoked to see it.
Gods speed, Captain.
User avatar #1429 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2015) [-]
Why?
#1430 to #1429 - captainwow (07/15/2015) [-]
Don't blame me, blame the sickies of the world that got it to the #1 spot
#1431 to #1430 - MrDeadiron (07/15/2015) [-]
I will blame you.
User avatar #1424 - andra (07/14/2015) [-]
thanks for the idea
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - captainwow (07/14/2015) [-]
Which idea, was it a good one?
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - andra (07/14/2015) [-]
the ol' denture'd butthole
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - captainwow (07/14/2015) [-]
And yes, the "indentured sphincter", a classic.
#1423 - titaniums (07/13/2015) [-]
ayyy lmao
User avatar #1428 to #1423 - captainwow (07/15/2015) [-]
Ayyyyyyyyy
#1421 - chhuckfx ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
are you nikh from memecenter?
#1422 to #1421 - chhuckfx ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
never mind, I already checked. whoops.
User avatar #1402 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #1414 to #1403 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Wanna make me a comic. A small one

I'd be indebted to you.
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Eh, already sitting here drawing, so why not. What you need?
User avatar #1416 to #1415 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Draw me a small LoK comic. Draw a picture of Korra scrubbing the floors with Asami barking orders at her

>My floor better be ******* spotless Korra! If I see one speck of dust on the ground i'm breaking one of your fingers
>A-Asami why are you being so mean to me? What did I do wrong?
>Gee Korra let me think. You break all my things, you stole my boyfriend TWICE, and you use me as a source of money and transportation
>B-But I thought we were friends.
>We're "friends" Korra. "Friends" do favors for one another. But last I checked you haven't done ANYTHING for me so this isn't a favor. This is a debt
>So its time to pay up bitch pulls out bat
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Hmm I dunno. Bit of a tall order, even for my minimalist style. Plus I'm really not a LoK fan so I don't think I could do it any justice. Think you might need to keep searching, dawg.
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Can't you just draw Korra and Asami in your style? I just wanna laugh

You don't even need to know anything about the show.

Your style is hilarious simple.
User avatar #1419 to #1418 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Hmmm aiight, lemme wrap up what I'm doing now, and I'll do ya a doodle.
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
morning
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Afternoon now, son
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Good "whatever the **** the timezone is over there."
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
That would be afternoon
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
anywho, sup?
#1409 to #1408 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
Not too much brah! Spending my weekend off indoors working on comics for the Internet, instead of going outside and doing something with my life. How bout yourself, how's your weekend treatin' ya?
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
>Spending my weekend off indoors working on comics for the Internet,

Do you draw?
#1411 to #1410 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
I mean technically yeah, I don't draw well, but I do it.
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
show me.
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - captainwow (06/20/2015) [-]
That above is one o' dem. I post comics here, they're all I post, actually.
User avatar #1398 - mariox (06/17/2015) [-]
Quick question, do you happen to have a tapastic account? I found stuff in what I recall being your style.
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - captainwow (06/17/2015) [-]
Yah son. Sometimes Color over on Tapastic, go by NikH there
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - mariox (06/17/2015) [-]
Nice, glad I found it.
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - captainwow (06/17/2015) [-]
Yah me too, I'm trying really hard to get a following on that site. ****** difficult.
#1396 - delrio (06/16/2015) [-]
Please kill me.
i'm begging you.
#1397 to #1396 - captainwow (06/16/2015) [-]
Well, look who came crawling back.
#1394 - walcorn (06/07/2015) [-]
*****		 please   
   
You making more comics?   
I'm getting cravings.
***** please

You making more comics?
I'm getting cravings.
#1395 to #1394 - captainwow (06/07/2015) [-]
Oh yeah brah, I got a few done that haven't been posted, and a **** ton of scripts, it's just gonna be a bit before I get back into posting. Plus I been rrl rrl busy lately, since I wrapped up my last year of school and moved house. Been fukken cray cray.
User avatar #1392 - kingdaniel (06/06/2015) [-]
Are you pepsi?
#1393 to #1392 - captainwow (06/06/2015) [-]
Oh man, I hope not. Because if I am, I have some serious complaints about the afterlife.
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