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captainspooner

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Date Signed Up:6/25/2012
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#717 - I've never seen a bigger congregation of fedora wearers in a p… 12/10/2014 on Sexodus +1
#324 - Rude  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on captainspooner's profile 0
User avatar #325 - kisman (10/21/2014) [-]
nou, did you get a computer that has skype yet
#321 - I shall return, mightier than ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on captainspooner's profile 0
User avatar #322 - majormayor (05/27/2014) [-]
Why have you been gone anyway?
#31 - Does this mean you want to bang because I have to get parent p… 01/19/2014 on literally's profile 0
#7017785 - Hello friend 12/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6594141 - psst insaniare where do people go now to do there pony related…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #6886135 - insaneiare (12/02/2013) [-]
well the brony board or www.ponythread.com/thread/main
#6568411 - Hello friends I am here 11/09/2013 on Autism Board +1
#3453330 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Friendly +1
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#318 - When my birthday comes up ill get a labtop My birthd… 07/16/2013 on captainspooner's profile 0
#314 - My laptop broke and I'm not going to use a iPhone to browse th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on captainspooner's profile 0
User avatar #315 - ponieswererolled (06/10/2013) [-]
Yaaay

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#323 - kisman ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #325 to #324 - kisman ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
nou, did you get a computer that has skype yet
User avatar #320 - majormayor (05/20/2014) [-]
You're not dead yet.
User avatar #321 to #320 - captainspooner (05/27/2014) [-]
I shall return, mightier than ever.
User avatar #322 to #321 - majormayor (05/27/2014) [-]
Why have you been gone anyway?
User avatar #317 - pankikilord ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
soon
User avatar #318 to #317 - captainspooner (07/16/2013) [-]
When my birthday comes up ill get a labtop

My birthday is in October sooo
User avatar #313 - ponieswererolled (06/08/2013) [-]
Where'd you go D:
User avatar #314 to #313 - captainspooner (06/10/2013) [-]
My laptop broke and I'm not going to use a iPhone to browse the pony thread, I'm saving up for a new laptop though c:
User avatar #312 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
#311 - alicornking (04/11/2013) [-]
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't.Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't. Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying! Of course you don't.
User avatar #310 to #309 - captainspooner (03/24/2013) [-]
K thanks
User avatar #305 - pankikilord ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Come baaaaaack
User avatar #306 to #305 - captainspooner (02/26/2013) [-]
I wish I could, but my computer is broken. And fj sucks on my ipod
#307 to #306 - pankikilord ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #308 to #307 - captainspooner (02/26/2013) [-]
I'm sad about it too :(
User avatar #288 to #287 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
**xiiichucklez sniffles a bit**


I didn't wanna talk anyway....
User avatar #290 to #289 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
So what's up?
#291 to #290 - captainspooner (12/04/2012) [-]
Nothin much, just spoonin around.

How are you chucklez?
User avatar #292 to #291 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
Nothing really, just looking for a job, trying to get over my psychological issues, and visiting my dying great grandmother in the hospital.


So watchu been up to?
#293 to #292 - captainspooner (12/04/2012) [-]
Wow sounds like you've had a bad day.

And just got some speedos for my swim team
User avatar #294 to #293 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
Lol, can I see?
You have to be in them :P


And I'm not sad about her going. That may sound harsh, but hear me out. I love her dearly, and I'm sad she's leaving us, don't get me wrong. It just happens to be her time. I see death as an inevitability. She's lived a long, happy, healthy life. That's all anyone can ask for.

Me personally, I'm not afraid to die. Just how it might end.
#295 to #294 - captainspooner (12/04/2012) [-]
I guess that's the way life is I suppose.

We live, we die.
User avatar #296 to #295 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
Hey, I have a question for you...
User avatar #298 to #297 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
Could I have your FJ points?
It's alright if not, it was worth a try asking lol
User avatar #299 to #298 - captainspooner (12/04/2012) [-]
Why would you want them?
User avatar #300 to #299 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
The're used for items
User avatar #301 to #300 - captainspooner (12/04/2012) [-]
oh well i guess?
User avatar #302 to #301 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
Can't tell if yes, or telling me "oh well"
User avatar #303 to #302 - captainspooner (12/04/2012) [-]
How would I give them to you?
User avatar #304 to #303 - xiiichucklez (12/04/2012) [-]
You would go to my profile, and then look above my items. On the right side you'll see a clickable text that says "initiate a trade with xiiichucklez"

Click on that, and it will bring up a trade window. The window will show your items on the left, and mine on the right. Near the bottom of the window on the left side, it will show your FJ points, next to a button labeled "add"

Click the button, and add the points. Then click the button on the lower right hand side that allows you to continue, and it will slide over to another window.

After that, just type in the captcha, and click "send trade request"
#269 - zetaroxos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#272 to #269 - captainspooner (11/18/2012) [-]
Away, put now I'm back! I think..
#286 to #272 - zetaroxos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #268 - xblthatguy (11/12/2012) [-]
Where are you? o_o
#271 to #270 - xblthatguy (11/18/2012) [-]
There you are!
#273 to #271 - captainspooner (11/18/2012) [-]
Hiya XBL! Gosh golly it's been awhile.. I missed you guys!
#274 to #273 - xblthatguy (11/18/2012) [-]
Where have you been?
#275 to #274 - captainspooner (11/18/2012) [-]
I kind of took an un-expectant break from here, my computer was being dump, and my life was really going down hill. But my computer is ok I guess? And my life has gotten better!
#276 to #275 - xblthatguy (11/18/2012) [-]
So you're back?,
#279 to #278 - captainspooner (11/18/2012) [-]
I cannot reach through the screen and hug you....
#281 to #280 - captainspooner (11/18/2012) [-]
INTERNET HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#283 to #282 - captainspooner (11/18/2012) [-]
SO how are you my upside down friend?
User avatar #284 to #283 - xblthatguy (11/18/2012) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #257 - xiiichucklez (10/15/2012) [-]
I like you, you're fun :)
#261 to #260 - xiiichucklez (10/15/2012) [-]
Anything you want.... ;)
#262 to #261 - captainspooner (10/15/2012) [-]
Spoons..... I want spoons
User avatar #264 to #263 - captainspooner (10/15/2012) [-]
**captainspooner dies of orgasms**
#265 to #264 - xiiichucklez (10/15/2012) [-]
Oh sure, you get orgasms, but I'm still waiting for that sex....
User avatar #266 to #265 - captainspooner (10/15/2012) [-]
**captainspooner sexes you**
#237 - captainspooner (10/14/2012) [-]
Posting pictures I like of pinkie pie so I can get them back when this computer dies.
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#223 to #222 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
I shall remove the sporks from your presence.    
   
I'm sorry, my friend.
I shall remove the sporks from your presence.

I'm sorry, my friend.
User avatar #224 to #223 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
And then there was peace
#225 to #224 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
Most excellent, my friend!
#202 to #201 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
What kind of Satan spawn are you?
#203 to #202 - doritomonster has deleted their comment [-]
#206 to #205 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
I don't believe in Race cars    
   
   
   
They don't exist   
   
   
Like Australia
I don't believe in Race cars



They don't exist


Like Australia
#208 to #207 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
Sometimes when you spoons too hard for too long you start losing your mind
#209 to #208 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
Lose your mind, eh?   
   
Here, let me help you with that.
Lose your mind, eh?

Here, let me help you with that.
#211 to #210 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
That .gif.
That .gif.
#212 to #211 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
It did give me lol's the first time I saw it
#213 to #212 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
I remember someone using it on Front Page once.
He was ranting about how stupid FJ is, and said he's leaving.


How the hell do I remember this?
#214 to #213 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
I remember things I'll never need in life also.



For example: Cats have 32 muscles in their ears. I don't know why I know that but I do.
User avatar #215 to #214 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
For some reason, I can never remember anything important.

When it comes to what picture people posted and why, I'm excellent at remembering it.


God, I'm useless...
#216 to #215 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
Everyone's good at something
#217 to #216 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
Hue
I remember a picture I made a while ago...


Mr. Spooner, allow me to introduce you to LeBonk James.
#218 to #217 - captainspooner (09/18/2012) [-]
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
#219 to #218 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
You really think so...?
#221 to #220 - doritomonster (09/18/2012) [-]
**doritomonster hugs you**
T-thank you...
#179 - kisman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
i heard you like forks
User avatar #182 to #180 - kisman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
did you know that forks are made of the same material that spoons are: iron
#184 to #182 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
Don't insult the spoons
Don't insult the spoons
User avatar #185 to #184 - kisman ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
its not an insult its the truth
User avatar #178 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
Just wanted to drop by to say hello.
How are you, friend?
#181 to #178 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
Hiya Dorito!   
   
I'm watching the Transformers movie the one that came out in 1986 for the first time so I'm great.   
   
   
How are you?
Hiya Dorito!

I'm watching the Transformers movie the one that came out in 1986 for the first time so I'm great.


How are you?
User avatar #183 to #181 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm good, now that I've heard you're doing well!

It's been a while, dude.
How have you been?
#186 to #183 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
I've been great man, I recently got over a long depression.   
   
   
How have you been?
I've been great man, I recently got over a long depression.


How have you been?
User avatar #188 to #186 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
That's excellent to hear!

I've been pretty good, I recently learned about Confucianism, and decided to go about learning and following their ways.
#189 to #188 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
Oh really?

I am learning about Confucius in my class
User avatar #190 to #189 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
How interesting.
It would appear my wizarding powers have served me well yet again.

Well... it would appear I'm a Dorito with yogurt in his ears, who is also a wizard who follows the ways of Confucianism.
#191 to #190 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
Well I'm a spoon who spoons who spoons spoons
Well I'm a spoon who spoons who spoons spoons
#192 to #191 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
Spoons, you say?
Spoons, you say?
#193 to #192 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
mmmmmmmmmm yes


I liek spoons



Comes with the name



CaptainSPOONer
#194 to #193 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
How did I fail to notice that?   
   
   
Sweet frosty nipples, I'm an idiot...
How did I fail to notice that?


Sweet frosty nipples, I'm an idiot...
#195 to #194 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
Don't worry you're not the only one who doesn't get it.



I guess I didn't make it obvious enough
#196 to #195 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
It's pretty obvious now that I see it, but I suppose I'm just not very observant.
#197 to #196 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
I blame the forks
#198 to #197 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
Have you ever considered joining up with the forks to make hybrid utensils?

To, say, make some... sporks?
#199 to #198 - captainspooner (09/16/2012) [-]
HOLY ****




WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED MIND DO YOU POSSES?
#200 to #199 - doritomonster (09/16/2012) [-]
I-It was just an idea, really...

I'm sorry!
#176 - kisman ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
#174 - shadowstalk (09/08/2012) [-]
Deal with it.
User avatar #175 to #174 - captainspooner (09/09/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is fake, i can tell by the pixels lies
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