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#7250 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/19/2016) [+] (1 reply)
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What are you doing on my profile, asshole?
#7313 to #7250 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/05/2016) [-]
#7316 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Last night had me thinking...How good are you at making Pepe edits

I would love an AsamREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE edit so badly.
#7317 to #7316 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (05/10/2016) [-]
I've never done a single one, so my ********* edits will go into poo in the loo-tier edits.
Or I manage to find a way to make it work.
Either way, I'm up for that. Might take some time though.
#7318 to #7317 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Do it...
#7319 to #7318 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (05/10/2016) [-]
#7320 to #7319 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Good enough
#7314 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/14/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 02**
#7303 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Sneak preview...
#7304 to #7303 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
Is that what I ******* think it is.
#7305 to #7304 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
#7306 to #7305 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
Top ******* tier taste.
#7307 to #7306 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Try and guess what is happening right now...
#7308 to #7307 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
She's gonna end someone's laifu over insulting her waifu?
#7309 to #7308 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
if the last chapter wasn't flagged for stupid **** I'd show you a comparison shot

Basically it was that threat Korra told Asami. Korra said shut off the factories and remember they crossed their fingers stating that they wouldn't

How do do you think Winter is going to respond to Korra's threats by ignoring what she demanded? Give you a hint...she isn't gonna kill anybody but that gun is being used to send a message.
#7310 to #7309 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
>Not killing people
Lil' Henry better be used for something good.
#7311 to #7310 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Warning shot
#7312 to #7311 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/05/2016) [-]
#7299 - satoasami (04/01/2016) [-]

"And everywhere he looked...all he saw was hatred....and darkness, death, and fear"- Murrlogic before loading the gun and ending all
#7300 to #7299 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/01/2016) [-]
If the belly fills, it's cancerthatkills.
Or deviantart.
#7301 to #7300 - satoasami (04/01/2016) [-]
I get no progress on my art and instead I am treated to this....
#7302 to #7301 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/01/2016) [-]
This waifu is attractive and is from a popular show.
The fetishists were on it from the start.
#7285 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
#7286 to #7285 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
Why wasn't I notified of this?
While Ruby is getting sick of the pollution, Asami and Winter are harnassing the power of the pollution onto their bodies.
Such is the way of the Pollution benders.
#7287 to #7286 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Its not done yet. This is a sneak preview

And that's only half the comic that's been colored.
#7288 to #7287 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
>that ass shot
>that full body shot
I can feel the rage of the people who don't like the mix of pollution and tiddies, and the raging boners of others.
#7289 to #7288 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
People are already calling my DA autistic

didn't take long. murrlogic1.deviantart.com/
#7290 to #7289 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
I was expecting more people complaining in the comments on some of them.
Now to wait and see if that person who got you banned in the first place comes back with a vengeance.
#7291 to #7290 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
That pisses me off. Its like no one takes the time to critisize anymore unless you're on FJ or 4chan
#7292 to #7291 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
DA doesn't argue or criticize unless it's someone outside of the website itself. Post ****** fetishes or stupid art and you say one thing negative and they think you're a "meany bo-beany". If they do argue, they apologize every second.
It's boring as ****.
#7293 to #7292 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Its really boring

The only people who seem to actively despise me is Backroom.
#7294 to #7293 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
Doesn't /co/ want to hang you on a cross for your sins against their ship?
At least, from what I've heard.
#7295 to #7294 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Is this true?
#7296 to #7295 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
I'm not positive, I recall seeing looking through the /co/ catalog and saw a thread with your **** on it. Didn't check much since I was at work, though I remember a guy thinking it was made of pure autism.
#7297 to #7296 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Oh yeah...that.

They wanna storytime my comics but they aren't even finished yet.
#7298 to #7297 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
Well they better be ******* patient, this stuff takes time and gold takes time. I think.

"*********** is canon and pure. why would he made comics where rich wooman is meany. we must analysis et"
#7275 - satoasami (02/21/2016) [-]
I miss my old account

I worked really hard in making it into the *********** utopia that I purposely created it to be
#7276 to #7275 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
The ******** King is dead
Long live the New King.

But hey, maybe all the people that blocked and put hide all on your comments can see you again. So they can block and hide you once more.
#7277 to #7276 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Might as well show this

In production
#7278 to #7277 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
>Overworking female work force
>Super Capitalism (I suppose)
Offensive/10 already and it ain't even done.
#7279 to #7278 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Goddamit I want more Asami Patcha's.

Or LoK patcha's in general.
#7280 to #7279 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
I could try and make some in my spar time whenever I'm not dicking around in games about Ancient China.

Also more Asami ones in terms of what? Different clothes or some **** from your storys?
#7315 to #7280 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
#7281 to #7280 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Pollution in the background

Strip mining
air polution
#7282 to #7281 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
What about Asami? Got a specific outfit?
#7283 to #7282 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Lavish and expensive.

Also pretty.
#7284 to #7283 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
Righto then.
#7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 355** It seems in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, that those with more power than others turn into complete dicks. I kind of liked Yuan Shao as he wasn't an egotistical dickbutt to the other confederate lords. And then when everyone went home, he decides "HEY I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS DUDE'S LAND, HEY GONGSUN ZAN, HELP ME" and then Gongsun Zan helps him and he was promised land but then Yuan Shao was like lolnop. So then Yuan Shao turned into dickbutt and Gongsun Zan is kind of a coward.

Fast forward some months and Wang Yun uses his daughter-figure, Diao Chan, to manipulate Lu Bu and Dong Zhou into a rivalry, where Dong Zhou is invited back to the Imperial Capital of Chang'an, where Lu Bu, his own god damn adopted son (he was bribed to be his son, darn corrupted ppl) stabs him in the throat with a spear. And how people react to the sudden political power shift, it seems Wang Yun kind of took over Dong Zhou's position, and then Wang Yun ordered the execution of the Dong's and Zhou's subordinates and the burning of Meiwo. Did Lu Bu and Diao Chan get married? It never directly said as far as I'm aware.

wot the hell is going on in this book im confused
#7258 to #7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
hi there lolnop how you doin
#7259 to #7258 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
it was me all along, I was yuan shao
#7260 to #7259 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
ur a faggot, ur bro is also a faggot for not sending supplies to Sun Jian

have you read the book?
#7261 to #7260 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
**** man, I've been trying to go incognito and turn over a new leaf here, why you gotta bring up old ****?

not actually, but I have a general idea from some dynasty warriors games I played long ago.

#7262 to #7261 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
are the dynasty warriors games any good? i've never played them and actually haven't heard about it until i looked at Civ V mods
#7263 to #7262 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
It depends, some of the early ones are really meh (some people like 3/3XL a lot because it has good AI), so if you're interested you'd want to try 7 or 8. I haven't played those two, but if it's anything like Gundam warriors, the later games will definitely be way better gameplay-wise. As far as whether or not the warrior games are "good" really depends on how into the setting you are mostly. I really enjoyed Gundam Warriors 3 because I liked getting all the suits from every series, and I enjoyed Hyrule Warriors because it was a vast improvement on the warriors formula (auto sprinting, the extra mission maps, cool boss fights, the simple level up system, unlockable weapons to give characters different properties, etc.)

It can be hit or miss with some people if they're not into the content of the game, because a lot of people think of it as a mindless hack n slash game due to the fact it's relatively "easy" compared to other games (though pretty much every warriors game has challenge missions/hard mode). However, if you're into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you might find it a fun, mildly historical romp.
#7264 to #7263 - compared ONLINE (01/31/2016) [-]
Ty for the mention.
#7266 to #7265 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/31/2016) [-]
#7267 to #7266 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
The faggot is here, finally.
#7268 to #7267 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/31/2016) [-]
Comment Picture
#7269 to #7268 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
so what do you think of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
#7270 to #7269 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/31/2016) [-]
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with &quot;blah blah morales&quot; &quot;blah blah philosophy&quot; and just said &quot;just write fun yet biased war history, fam&quot;.
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with "blah blah morales" "blah blah philosophy" and just said "just write fun yet biased war history, fam".
#7271 to #7270 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** why is yuan shao a faggot now
#7272 to #7271 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/31/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 917** Because he sucks at taking helpful advice.
#7273 to #7272 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 804** why is captainspankmonkey a faggot
#7274 to #7273 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/31/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 735** Why is funkydiscomaggot a faggot?
#7255 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

something from 4chan that immediately needs to be turned into a copypasta
#7256 to #7255 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/30/2016) [-]
I saw this yesterday.
#7253 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 472** At least I'm not a heretic.

Make poses with me
#7254 to #7253 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/30/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 124** At least I'm not not the king of the children's card game.

All of the poses.

#7251 - funkydiscomaggot (01/22/2016) [-]
I thumbed up your Star Wars **** comment without knowing you commented it.
MFW you're actually funny
#7252 to #7251 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/22/2016) [-]