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captainspankmonkey

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Youtube Channel: Wouldn't you like to know?
Steam Profile: SwissBanker
Interests: I always more fond of your dad than your mom.
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Somewhere on Mars
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2165
Highest Content Rank:#2435
Highest Comment Rank:#36
Content Thumbs: 1332 total,  1658 ,  326
Comment Thumbs: 14940 total,  15912 ,  972
Content Level Progress: 58% (29/50)
Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 68.1% (681/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:4
Content Views:52183
Times Content Favorited:39 times
Total Comments Made:9501
FJ Points:16481
Favorite Tags: The Game (2)
I lurk your profile.

Comments(4966):

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#5744 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
stickied by captainspankmonkey
Get out of here, anons. I see you lurkin'.
#5873 - funkydiscomaggot (06/29/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** The time has come and so have I
#5875 to #5873 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Ha, you got heresy.
#5876 to #5875 - funkydiscomaggot (06/30/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** MFW heresy
#5877 to #5876 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Mfw how heretical you are.
#5870 - funkydiscomaggot (06/26/2015) [-]
Could you put seizure-color effects on this image, and make it disco-ish? i ask you because I'm a lazy fart bag to do it myself.
#5869 - funkydiscomaggot (06/24/2015) [-]
For the sake of humanity. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods
>implying you should kill yourself
#5865 - funkydiscomaggot (06/16/2015) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
#5855 - funkydiscomaggot (06/11/2015) [-]
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#5859 to #5856 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
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#5863 to #5861 - funkydiscomaggot (06/11/2015) [-]
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#5864 to #5863 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 36**
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#5854 - funkydiscomaggot (06/11/2015) [-]
Behold, my bad artistic skills! and bad lighting as well
#5857 to #5854 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
it'ssomethingoutof10
#5852 - funkydiscomaggot (06/09/2015) [-]
Yo momma is so fat  she should be concerned because diabetus is a life-threatening disease!
Yo momma is so fat she should be concerned because diabetus is a life-threatening disease!
#5853 to #5852 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Yo momma so ugly,  she became due to people constantly ridiculing her ugliness.
Yo momma so ugly, she became due to people constantly ridiculing her ugliness.
#5851 - funkydiscomaggot (06/04/2015) [-]
>mfw you interrupt me when browsing 			****
>mfw you interrupt me when browsing ****
#5845 - funkydiscomaggot (05/15/2015) [-]
MFW I found out you were a faggot
MFW I found out you were a faggot
#5850 to #5845 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
MFW I found out you were a cigar.
User avatar #5820 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
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User avatar #5841 to #5820 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
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#5721 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
YOYoo bett Chuuuu H88 Nevaaa TAlk Reell ghetto DIgg diZZ CaPT
#5742 to #5721 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
YO  IMpLYIn He CAResss FAwr <3 aN'' joAyy
YO IMpLYIn He CAResss FAwr <3 aN'' joAyy
#5722 to #5721 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Nahhh thAnks.
Nahhh thAnks.
#5723 to #5722 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
HW CAYn U UnDERStand Wott IM $ayin CaPt
#5724 to #5723 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Havin BLAQQ Wigger hoMIes.
#5725 to #5724 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
My ebonic translator is useless then.
#5726 to #5725 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
yoyO IT'$$$ OKaayyyyy LIl NiqQa,,,, CHuu Gotss TA B BLAcKuhh ThNNN dAT.
#5727 to #5726 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
how did u find it capt
#5728 to #5727 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
*****		   niQqa AH FOwndd DaT $hiT Uh YRR Ago An' AH $till had ITT Awn Mahh BOokmarkS.
***** niQqa AH FOwndd DaT $hiT Uh YRR Ago An' AH $till had ITT Awn Mahh BOokmarkS.
#5729 to #5728 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
i think i got it from u then.
#5730 to #5729 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
iM DAA OrigInAl NiqQa.     
 Aside from Hate but he more of a side 			*****		.
iM DAA OrigInAl NiqQa.
Aside from Hate but he more of a side ***** .
#5731 to #5730 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
But hes a zebra   
even tho he denies dat he isnt   
but he is
But hes a zebra
even tho he denies dat he isnt
but he is
#5732 to #5731 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
H8 B Uh BLaq CrackUh Wifff wHitE-a$$$ yn HeS Blaqq AsS??
************ oREO CooKIEE ZebRa NIqQA
#5733 to #5732 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white   
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
#5734 to #5733 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
h8 IZZ BAsIcaLLeeeee EDgayY OBaMa.
#5735 to #5734 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
all diz time i known him i could have used obama jokes on him
im such a fool
#5736 to #5735 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh &quot;cHANge&quot;in Dat.
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.
#5737 to #5736 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 to #5737 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5740 to #5739 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 to #5740 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
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You're welcome.
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#5673 to #5671 - giffythetoad (03/14/2015) [-]
Thanks. It looks like you got some real important stuff going on here.
#5675 to #5673 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Pleasing the roll gods is very important indeed.
Pleasing the roll gods is very important indeed.
#5677 to #5675 - giffythetoad (03/14/2015) [-]
Rolling is fun
Rolling is fun
#5678 to #5677 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
First time someone has made a gif for me.   
Thank you kindly, good sir.
First time someone has made a gif for me.
Thank you kindly, good sir.
User avatar #5680 to #5678 - giffythetoad (03/14/2015) [-]
I think it suites you nicely.
:3
#5681 to #5680 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Very much so.   
I'd making something back but I don't know what.
Very much so.
I'd making something back but I don't know what.
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#5550 - funkydiscomaggot (03/05/2015) [-]
This can be applied to Mount and Blade: Warband multiplayer, as well.
This can be applied to Mount and Blade: Warband multiplayer, as well.
#5551 to #5550 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
And so can this, if the person is clueless.
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User avatar #5548 - hateandwhiskey (03/03/2015) [-]
get a ps4 you ****** loser
User avatar #5549 to #5548 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
no thnx m8
#5486 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
capt look bit is online
#5547 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Poor bastards don't get a break from death, it seems.
User avatar #5527 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
and fake words like snarely and tubular.
User avatar #5528 to #5527 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
u mean those arent reel words?
User avatar #5529 to #5528 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Only if you're a 16 year old skater who believes the 90's never ended.
User avatar #5530 to #5529 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
but im 19 ;-;
User avatar #5531 to #5530 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
well say goodbye to skater lingo, Jessie.
#5539 to #5538 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
What the hell are we doing now?
#5540 to #5539 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
questioning our life choices
questioning our life choices
#5541 to #5540 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I think I made good decisions.
I think I made good decisions.
#5542 to #5541 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I dont think killing dat tortoise when i was a kid was a good idea.
I dont think killing dat tortoise when i was a kid was a good idea.
#5543 to #5542 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I accidentally killed a cat when I was 6 because I was petting it too hard. der is one regret.
#5544 to #5543 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I once abused a wild snapping turtle to death with my cousin when we were kids   
we treated it like a slave and made it try to crawl out of a tire we found.    
We grabbed it by the tail and slammed it to the pavement
I once abused a wild snapping turtle to death with my cousin when we were kids
we treated it like a slave and made it try to crawl out of a tire we found.
We grabbed it by the tail and slammed it to the pavement
#5545 to #5544 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Jesus. I've done some horrible **** to insects but that poor tortoise.
#5546 to #5545 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Oh thse two werent related   
snapped turtle went kill   
but tortoise my uncle found him on the road while cars were driving by   
decided to pick him up and asked my dad wot to do with it   
we said fuk it and pushed it to our lake    
we never saw it resurface   
years later when  county were cleaning up the lake they found its skeleton...so yeah
Oh thse two werent related
snapped turtle went kill
but tortoise my uncle found him on the road while cars were driving by
decided to pick him up and asked my dad wot to do with it
we said fuk it and pushed it to our lake
we never saw it resurface
years later when county were cleaning up the lake they found its skeleton...so yeah
#5507 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Text based games where you can play as a quad breasted futa shark with 6 different species of dicks and being ****** by a minotaur while a ghost is inside your body watches the entire thing.

Moral of the story is to not extend your faps, it makes you think almost anything is hot.
#5508 to #5507 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
i   
uh   
wot
i
uh
wot
#5509 to #5508 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
8/10
Can play as Asexual Adventure Mormon and than go to another save and play as Shemale Quad-Tit Pregnant Mega-Futa Shark Furry. Or use a normal save and play normally.
#5510 to #5509 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
capt   
who shows u these things
capt
who shows u these things
#5511 to #5510 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk comment section and extremely sexual friends outside of FJ.
In the case of CoC, one part of FJ likes it.
#5512 to #5511 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
i like the rape option   
but all those weird things   
and it only being text   
making me have to read   
es so hard
i like the rape option
but all those weird things
and it only being text
making me have to read
es so hard
#5513 to #5512 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Well you can walk around, look at your stats, it uses old school RPG combat, you got multiple choices, and the only images you do see are mini sprits for enemies that only want to rape you/certain characters.    
Aside from that, it's reading rainbow time for adults.
Well you can walk around, look at your stats, it uses old school RPG combat, you got multiple choices, and the only images you do see are mini sprits for enemies that only want to rape you/certain characters.
Aside from that, it's reading rainbow time for adults.
#5514 to #5513 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
i miss reading rainbow
i miss reading rainbow
#5515 to #5514 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
BUTTERFLY IN THE SSSKKKKYYYYY, I CAN FLY TWICE AS HIGGGH! TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK! READING RAAINBOWWW!
#5516 to #5515 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I CAN GO ANYWHERE
FRIENDS TO KNOW
AND WAYS TO GO GROW
READING RAINBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#5517 to #5516 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I CAN BE ANYTHING! TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK! READING RAAAINNBBOOOWW!     
I think I had more memories of that intro than the actual show.
I CAN BE ANYTHING! TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK! READING RAAAINNBBOOOWW!
I think I had more memories of that intro than the actual show.
#5518 to #5517 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Dat intro makes me feel special.    
    
It was best intro ever   
plsu da black guy dat hosted it was kewl too.
Dat intro makes me feel special.

It was best intro ever
plsu da black guy dat hosted it was kewl too.
#5519 to #5518 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It made everyone feel special    
Damn straight.
It made everyone feel special
Damn straight.
#5520 to #5519 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Did u hear about it getting a reboot recently
Did u hear about it getting a reboot recently
User avatar #5521 to #5520 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Nope. When was this?
User avatar #5523 to #5522 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Well shiet, that's neato.
User avatar #5524 to #5523 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
still needs dat old intro tho
User avatar #5525 to #5524 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It needs that cheesy 90's style in order for it to be perfect.
User avatar #5526 to #5525 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
more radical and sunglasses
#5487 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Damnet Jessie, you had my boner excited for a second.
#5488 to #5487 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
its been nearly 4 years and u still fall for dat   
ah dats classic
its been nearly 4 years and u still fall for dat
ah dats classic
#5489 to #5488 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I still wanna believe.
#5490 to #5489 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
He made me do cringy things man
i want to hurt him for dat
and to thank him expand my sicken mind
#5491 to #5490 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
And I want to thank him for giving me he idea to **** with you whenever possible.
All I remember is that he had a thing for Gwen from Ben 10. And didn't like Simpsons porn. Otherwise, he seemed fine in the fap department to me.
#5492 to #5491 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
U mean dat son of a bitch told u to do dat   
ill kill him!   
   
But capt Gwen is loli   
dat means u fapped to loli   
u gonna go to loli jail for dat.
U mean dat son of a bitch told u to do dat
ill kill him!

But capt Gwen is loli
dat means u fapped to loli
u gonna go to loli jail for dat.
#5493 to #5492 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It was glorious, I found out the wonders of mockery and all of its misery. It was goddamn majestic.   
   
Who said I fapped to her? He did at the time.   
Totally not me at that time.   
No, no... Not at all.
It was glorious, I found out the wonders of mockery and all of its misery. It was goddamn majestic.

Who said I fapped to her? He did at the time.
Totally not me at that time.
No, no... Not at all.
#5494 to #5493 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I h8 all of u now so much.   
   
Capt fapping to little animated girls   
congrats on reaching dat low capt   
now ur one of us
I h8 all of u now so much.

Capt fapping to little animated girls
congrats on reaching dat low capt
now ur one of us
#5495 to #5494 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
wii love u 2 bae

I fap to what I want, damn it.
I've been that low since I was 11. Thanks Obama Newgrounds.

#5496 to #5495 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
U so ghey .

Pfttt 11
try 8 years old m8.
Thx dad for forgetting to switch out of the playboy channel
#5497 to #5496 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Bitch, I'm fabulous.   
   
I too saw porn on the telly. I didn't understand it at all till I turned 11.   
But I did learn that blacks in porn have long dongs.
Bitch, I'm fabulous.

I too saw porn on the telly. I didn't understand it at all till I turned 11.
But I did learn that blacks in porn have long dongs.
#5498 to #5497 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I learned from when i was 8 that lesbians at picnic dat were siccoring each other was hot and made fireman get harder,
said ****** and thought rubbing it would make it go away like some stain
....it made another stain instead.
#5499 to #5498 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I recall watching a flash animation that had a link at the end of it in which it took me to a site full of pictures of cartoon characters doing 			****		 with pickles.    
 My little Johnson was intrigued, but I didn't know how to  rub it, so I started punching the side of it to make it go away. Long story short, it didn't work.    
Today's sexual stories are brought to you by two schmucks with a lot of spare time.
I recall watching a flash animation that had a link at the end of it in which it took me to a site full of pictures of cartoon characters doing **** with pickles.
My little Johnson was intrigued, but I didn't know how to rub it, so I started punching the side of it to make it go away. Long story short, it didn't work.
Today's sexual stories are brought to you by two schmucks with a lot of spare time.
#5500 to #5499 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
A nature born masochist u are capt
So much time and yet so much porn
#5501 to #5500 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Damn straight.   
Get ready, because 			****		 is about to get weird.
Damn straight.
Get ready, because **** is about to get weird.
#5502 to #5501 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Wot kind of weird things capt
#5503 to #5502 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It's the porn side of the internet, "weird things".
#5504 to #5503 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
But porn is nice thing
it stops people from rape
#5505 to #5504 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It is a nice thing, a nice thing full of weird 			****		 that get people and me off.   
dats troo.
It is a nice thing, a nice thing full of weird **** that get people and me off.
dats troo.
#5506 to #5505 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Wot weirdest thing u fapped to capt.
#5473 - commiekirby (02/28/2015) [-]
*roll 2* Dubs and Jordan returns.