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#102864 - anonymous (04/01/2015) [-]
Granted ive beeb gone for three months
The old atheists woulda hopped on it angrily
#102863 - anonymous (04/01/2015) [-]
Its actually very related you must be new here?
|#4 - I'm not a big MLP fan but this all sounds really ******* … [+] (3 new replies)||03/25/2015 on Wanna ride?||+2|
#5 - brisineo (03/25/2015) [-]
And this is assuming you have a basic knowledge of MLP's universe so apologies if you don't understand which characters are which A lot of people thought of it strange too, when the first movie came out. Equestria Girls, if you don't know, was about a villain and former rival student to Twilight Sparkle named Sunset Shimmer that used a magic mirror to escape to an alternate dimension where everyone was human, and the main character's doppelgangers were in high school at the time. She bided her time, came back and stole Twilight's Element of Harmony to use it's power to enslave the humans so they could invade Equestria. Twilight followed, had an understandable breakdown because she turned into a human crossing through the portal, and got together with her friend's alternate dimension counterparts to get the artifact back... by being crowned the queen of the Fall Formal Dance because Sunset disguised the artifact as the crown.
Sunset stole the crown, somehow turning her into gigantic she-demon hellspawn, only to be rainbowed to death by Twilight and her human friends in the standard MLP fashion. Sunset basically was left there sobbing and completely regretful and charged with being responsible for the school's damages.
Needless to say, it exceeded all personal expectations. Wasn't anything to brag about and it had many flaws, however, I still wasn't mad or even disappointed.
Then a sequel came out... Geez what a movie that was. Three Sirens that fed on the energy of hatred and war (and could cause that by singing) were banished from Equestria to this human world long before Sunset arrived. They see Sunset get demolished and sense the magic. They use what little singing magic they have left to take control of the school and draw out the HuMane6 (who were forming a band called the Rainbooms at the time) for their energy, which now included Sunset because she turned a new leaf, despite being absolutely hated by the school They use a loophole to contact Twilight in her own universe when they smell something fishy, who surprisingly uses that same loophole to find a way to activate the portal again, (which only was open on certain times) The Sirens get the school to have a Battle of the Bands to draw out the Rainbooms, and Twilight +friends decide to risk it and participate, finding out that playing music as a band somehow helps bring that same element power back online, and hopefully will end up taking out the sirens before they could get enough energy to take them out.
Sirens manipulate. Sabotage the Rainbooms at every turn and get them to fight against each other. They feed off the energy, sing some jawdroppingly good songs and even get to the point of almost winning. It was only because of a last minute save by Spike and to the surprise of many, Vinyl Scratch, to arrange a last minute stand to beat them. Que Heavy Metal and psychedelic ending with insane visuals with the sirens, their singing powers gone, running away being booed off the stage. Last scene was with the alternate dimension Twilight (who doesn't attend that high school, and looked to be some sort of scientist) fixing some data on a conspiracy chart and decided that something strange was going on there that required more investigation.
And when I first saw it, this movie blew me away. It was much better in comparison to the first. Watched it in theaters too. If anything, the music sold it, because the guy they got to make it is a freaking genius... Also Sunset became a really cool character after she became a good guy.
Now the third one's going to be about a rival high school vs the main one in some sort of sports event. Don't know much about it still but Sunset is up front and center this time, and original Twilight might not even be in this one. Interesting to see what will happen.
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#5 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 40** This fail gives me a chance to prove myself
#6 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
Now I'm shit.