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- Chainsword up your ass. Raped by Slaneeshi with cocaine be…
You Win Some, You Lose Some
- Or when the spoilers suddenly make you want to know more about…
In a fucking nutshell
- But all I have is a cook book.
Or am I just going crazy?
- If you feel fear towards the Emperor, you're either a xeno or …
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I'm a goddamn immortal
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Johnny Cage's stand
Spoiler about her personality if you dont mind: She's not as bitchy as people thought she would be but she's got spunk and attitude. In the comic that preceded the events of MKX, she had kind of a bitch attitude but given the situation between Johnny and Sonya, its understandable. In the game, she operates better and proved to be a better leader than I thought. Even after bumping heads with a certain fellow in their squad. She's still the daughter of Cage and Sonya, so corny lines and some attitude are a given. She's actually a pretty cool character. I prefer Jax's daughter over here, though.
also, huge fan of MK in general as well. Leading up to MK9, I could recite the entire lore pretty much by heart. And even could settle debates about Sub-Zero and Scorpion. Nowadays, I've just been meh since Netherrealms has been.... annoying with certain things they do.
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