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#7563 - What happened?  [+] (7 replies) 10/03/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
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#7570 - satoasami (10/03/2016) [-]
We'll both keep our eyes open

In all honesty I dunno where to look either
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#7564 - satoasami (10/03/2016) [-]
You of all people should know that I am a man of my word and I pay for the assignment when the assignment is finished

I have multiple artists that agree to this claim

So take a wild guess as to why my animator won't draw me.pictures anymore
#7565 - captainspankmonkey (10/03/2016) [-]
Oh for fuck's sake.

Well, hopefully there is another person around the corner who can do the job.
I hope.
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#7566 - satoasami (10/03/2016) [-]
These fuckers from FJ are spreading lies so I don't have fresh material
#7567 - captainspankmonkey (10/03/2016) [-]
And /co/.

I mean, considering what you like I don't image drawing that stuff as that bad compared to what some others enjoy.
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#7568 - satoasami (10/03/2016) [-]
You should help me find an animator
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#7569 - captainspankmonkey (10/03/2016) [-]
Could, but where would you even find one?
Tumblr would be triggered beyond belief.
4chan, we'll we know that one by now.
FJ doesn't have any that aren't dead, not interested, or have moved on.
I can keep my eye out, but it will be like spotting a unicorn. But hey, it's worth a shot at glorious hilarity.
#139 - I'm no fan of NTR like most people but I hate it when the guy …  [+] (2 replies) 10/02/2016 on NTR +4
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#394 - stifflimb (10/02/2016) [-]
Oh god, I actually remember that story, read it until it came to the guy fucking the trap, thats where I called quits, skipped to the end just to know how it ends and be done with it.
Blast you for making me remember it
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#141 - captainspankmonkey (10/02/2016) [-]
fat dude.* DAMN IT.
#7560 - It's time for spooky.  [+] (1 reply) 10/02/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
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#7561 - funkydiscomaggot (10/02/2016) [-]
FJ has a weird issue where if I open my inbox, FJ freezes.