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Youtube Channel: Wouldn't you like to know?
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Interests: I always more fond of your dad than your mom.
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Location:Somewhere on Mars
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#4 - Oh good. But now I'm just amazed at how different that so…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Mrs. Ellen Baker & her... +51
#15 - verycoolcat (06/26/2016) [-]
Human toilet in Japan also can mean a girl is a cum dumpster for some god forsaken reason. I actually went searching for this kind of porn to edit the image for shits and giggles but mostly found several dudes jizzing on chicks in a bathroom
#1 - I'm just going to assume this will either lead to sex or e…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2016 on Mrs. Ellen Baker & her... +117
#3 - ironstorm (06/25/2016) [-]
"human toilet" is common dirty talk in hentai and it doesn't mean there will be scat.
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#19 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/27/2016) [-]
*doesn't usually mean there will be scat

i learned this the hard way
#14 - kolya (06/26/2016) [-]
Thx op,if it wasnt for you i would have lost all faith in existence
#12 - solenguy (06/26/2016) [-]
Thank you Fact man
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#9 - djdragontwist (06/26/2016) [-]
So in that case. Sauce?
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#5 - ssjkirbylols (06/25/2016) [-]
So...no scat right?
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#6 - ironstorm (06/25/2016) [-]
No scat. This is a single-page parody doujin.
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#11 - ssjkirbylols (06/26/2016) [-]
Ah, well that's saddening, the artist seems legit though ao thanks.
#4 - captainspankmonkey (06/25/2016) [-]
Oh good.
But now I'm just amazed at how different that sounds culture-wise.
#15 - verycoolcat (06/26/2016) [-]
Human toilet in Japan also can mean a girl is a cum dumpster for some god forsaken reason. I actually went searching for this kind of porn to edit the image for shits and giggles but mostly found several dudes jizzing on chicks in a bathroom
#9 - I know someone who thinks so.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2016 on is this hot? +6
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#16 - nuclearfishin (06/26/2016) [-]
This is the correct answer.
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#15 - dndxplain (06/26/2016) [-]
tarintenoutaten
#12 - sirlorge (06/25/2016) [-]
I doubt enough people will appreciate the joke. I for one think it's pretty great
#1 - At least he was about it. 06/25/2016 on Did you see? 0
#121097 - California's economy in general seems like ****. Hopefully you… 06/23/2016 on Social Board 0
#121095 - When you play with people's waifu's, it triggers their waifu l…  [+] (25 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Social Board 0
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#121105 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
nigga what are you doing
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#121118 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
You're goddamn right it is.
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#121119 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
so is that like your boo-thang now or what
#121120 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Oh hell no.
He mostly hangs out with weeb friends and whatever fandom involves little girls in mini-skirts.
I got another hispanic-esc friend to take care of and fuck with at the moment.
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#121121 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
sounds pretty gay cuzzoh but if thats how you get down
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#121122 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's because I'm a huge faggot
Nothing more entertaining than annoying brownies.
#121123 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night, mane.
#121124 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
thanks mr. loveandmilk
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#121125 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's mister ginandsin to you
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#121126 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Righto slaughterandwater
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#121127 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
aaayyyee i'mma have to steal that one.
#121106 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I knew I should haven't have taken those shrooms.
I'm seeing dead people.
#121107 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you're not about that action, cuzzo.
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#121108 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
That's for sure.
But still, I figured you died or some shit. How you holding up?
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#121109 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
who says i haven't?
#121110 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
People who assumed you'd OD by now while shitposting astrospooknaughts skeletons.
#121111 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
ain't nothing i put in my body that i can OD on, trust.

what kind of nigga do you take me for
#121112 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
A nigga that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were dead or not.
No actual cash, but a bet's a bet.

#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
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#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
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#121096 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
I wanna get more art projects done but Rent sadly has to take priority

I'm still unemployed the economy is too damn rough in the city of Rosa
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#121097 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
California's economy in general seems like shit. Hopefully you can find at least one gold mine.
#121093 - Her face looks like she about to orgasm. Which isn't surprising.  [+] (27 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Social Board 0
#121094 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
>It triggers the RWBY fags I have made best girl into an obsessive cock sock
#121095 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
When you play with people's waifu's, it triggers their waifu laifu.
Which can be said with any fandom.
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#121105 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
nigga what are you doing
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#121118 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
You're goddamn right it is.
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#121119 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
so is that like your boo-thang now or what
#121120 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Oh hell no.
He mostly hangs out with weeb friends and whatever fandom involves little girls in mini-skirts.
I got another hispanic-esc friend to take care of and fuck with at the moment.
User avatar
#121121 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
sounds pretty gay cuzzoh but if thats how you get down
User avatar
#121122 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's because I'm a huge faggot
Nothing more entertaining than annoying brownies.
#121123 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night, mane.
#121124 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
thanks mr. loveandmilk
User avatar
#121125 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's mister ginandsin to you
User avatar
#121126 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Righto slaughterandwater
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#121127 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
aaayyyee i'mma have to steal that one.
#121106 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I knew I should haven't have taken those shrooms.
I'm seeing dead people.
#121107 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you're not about that action, cuzzo.
User avatar
#121108 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
That's for sure.
But still, I figured you died or some shit. How you holding up?
User avatar
#121109 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
who says i haven't?
#121110 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
People who assumed you'd OD by now while shitposting astrospooknaughts skeletons.
#121111 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
ain't nothing i put in my body that i can OD on, trust.

what kind of nigga do you take me for
#121112 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
A nigga that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were dead or not.
No actual cash, but a bet's a bet.

#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
User avatar
#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
User avatar
#121096 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
I wanna get more art projects done but Rent sadly has to take priority

I'm still unemployed the economy is too damn rough in the city of Rosa
User avatar
#121097 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
California's economy in general seems like shit. Hopefully you can find at least one gold mine.
#121091 - Close, but any sane people would say "**** Tenzin" i…  [+] (29 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Social Board 0
#121092 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
<--- I really can't wait for this one to get finished get hyped
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#121093 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
Her face looks like she about to orgasm.
Which isn't surprising.
#121094 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
>It triggers the RWBY fags I have made best girl into an obsessive cock sock
#121095 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
When you play with people's waifu's, it triggers their waifu laifu.
Which can be said with any fandom.
User avatar
#121105 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
nigga what are you doing
User avatar
#121118 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
You're goddamn right it is.
User avatar
#121119 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
so is that like your boo-thang now or what
#121120 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Oh hell no.
He mostly hangs out with weeb friends and whatever fandom involves little girls in mini-skirts.
I got another hispanic-esc friend to take care of and fuck with at the moment.
User avatar
#121121 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
sounds pretty gay cuzzoh but if thats how you get down
User avatar
#121122 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's because I'm a huge faggot
Nothing more entertaining than annoying brownies.
#121123 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night, mane.
#121124 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
thanks mr. loveandmilk
User avatar
#121125 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's mister ginandsin to you
User avatar
#121126 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Righto slaughterandwater
User avatar
#121127 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
aaayyyee i'mma have to steal that one.
#121106 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I knew I should haven't have taken those shrooms.
I'm seeing dead people.
#121107 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you're not about that action, cuzzo.
User avatar
#121108 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
That's for sure.
But still, I figured you died or some shit. How you holding up?
User avatar
#121109 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
who says i haven't?
#121110 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
People who assumed you'd OD by now while shitposting astrospooknaughts skeletons.
#121111 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
ain't nothing i put in my body that i can OD on, trust.

what kind of nigga do you take me for
#121112 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
A nigga that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were dead or not.
No actual cash, but a bet's a bet.

#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
User avatar
#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
User avatar
#121096 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
I wanna get more art projects done but Rent sadly has to take priority

I'm still unemployed the economy is too damn rough in the city of Rosa
User avatar
#121097 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
California's economy in general seems like shit. Hopefully you can find at least one gold mine.
#121089 - Corruption the kids. Should have expected that sooner.  [+] (31 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Social Board +2
#121090 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
#121091 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
Close, but any sane people would say "fuck Tenzin" in that regard.
#121092 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
<--- I really can't wait for this one to get finished get hyped
User avatar
#121093 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
Her face looks like she about to orgasm.
Which isn't surprising.
#121094 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
>It triggers the RWBY fags I have made best girl into an obsessive cock sock
#121095 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
When you play with people's waifu's, it triggers their waifu laifu.
Which can be said with any fandom.
User avatar
#121105 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
nigga what are you doing
User avatar
#121118 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
You're goddamn right it is.
User avatar
#121119 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
so is that like your boo-thang now or what
#121120 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Oh hell no.
He mostly hangs out with weeb friends and whatever fandom involves little girls in mini-skirts.
I got another hispanic-esc friend to take care of and fuck with at the moment.
User avatar
#121121 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
sounds pretty gay cuzzoh but if thats how you get down
User avatar
#121122 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's because I'm a huge faggot
Nothing more entertaining than annoying brownies.
#121123 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night, mane.
#121124 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
thanks mr. loveandmilk
User avatar
#121125 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's mister ginandsin to you
User avatar
#121126 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Righto slaughterandwater
User avatar
#121127 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
aaayyyee i'mma have to steal that one.
#121106 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I knew I should haven't have taken those shrooms.
I'm seeing dead people.
#121107 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you're not about that action, cuzzo.
User avatar
#121108 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
That's for sure.
But still, I figured you died or some shit. How you holding up?
User avatar
#121109 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
who says i haven't?
#121110 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
People who assumed you'd OD by now while shitposting astrospooknaughts skeletons.
#121111 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
ain't nothing i put in my body that i can OD on, trust.

what kind of nigga do you take me for
#121112 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
A nigga that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were dead or not.
No actual cash, but a bet's a bet.

#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
User avatar
#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
User avatar
#121096 - satoasami (06/23/2016) [-]
I wanna get more art projects done but Rent sadly has to take priority

I'm still unemployed the economy is too damn rough in the city of Rosa
User avatar
#121097 - captainspankmonkey (06/23/2016) [-]
California's economy in general seems like shit. Hopefully you can find at least one gold mine.
#19 - Yes. 06/23/2016 on Meme-Tec: Getting Back Into It +13