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- At least it just works.
- As in her being a God Emperess or as a person within the Unive…
The Blood of Martyrs
Does Cloning exist in the Warhammer Universe?
I like to imagine Asami factory producing Korra soldiers that all look and fight like Korra but they're all essentially mindless and have no freewill of their own.
I think it used to be, since that was the explanation for the Krieg
a type of Imperial Soldier, basically emotionless WWI soldiers who are known for being effective soldiers.
but as far as I know that got retconned for some artificial womb shit in Krieg-women.
Cloning was a thing before the Emps became the Emps but it was unstable as fuck. Also the Imperium frowns upon it because of said unstableness.
That's because the people of the Warhammer 40K universe don't understand Magic and consider it Herasy
It you could suck the Magical Energy from the Spirit World and put it into pipes and use it during the Cloning Process you'd have a perfect Haram of Delicious Brown Big Tiddied Waifu Soldiers.
Best to blame Chaos, especially Tzeetch, for making magic heresy. That and one of the Emperor's kids was a magician that became a heretic, so naturally everyone wanted that shit on the Heresy-pile.
The God Emperor just doesn't get that his way will only make him king of the universe provided better equipment doesn't come along
Its like Kang trying to take over the Earth before Thanos. Thanos channels the very power of the universe in the Infinity Gauntlet but Kang is from the year 3000 where all his equipment is literally made from Cosmic Time Gods.
>Provided better equipment doesn't come along.
Funny enough, there was better equipment.
It all got destroyed.
I can't recall the details but Humanity in Warhammer 40k had a period where they started colonizing the universe and they had better equipment than the Imperium. Something happened, shit became fuck, and all their advanced technology lightyears ahead of the Imperium became shit. Humans became technological advanced Barbarians until the Emperor came along and saved humanity from killing itself.
Also, magic/psykers in 40K may bring forth Demons or corrupt you via Chaos. Some can't, being called Blanks. I can't say the same for Bending, so perhaps that could be some form of an alternative to Warp/Psyker magic.
The God Emperor doesn't seem to enjoy his building sized ships and Handguns the size of Great Danes don't even make a dent compared to the tech of other planets.
He didn't like the idea of being a god either
But noooo... They had to make a religion out of him because one of his sons was a preacher and wrote a bible, preacher turned to chaos, but Imperium found bible and told everyone it was true.
and he just wanted to make sure all the funds went into making his giant teleportation machine so that Humanity could fuck the ass of the universe.
Thanks to Horus betraying him, we now have fuckhuge everything.
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Warhammer Comp 18
- ****, you're right. Figured it was because of their rituals.
Loyal AF, Underhive Style
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Jotaro sings his own opening
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Loyal AF, Underhive Style
I thought they were black because of a fuckup in their geneseed
Shit, you're right.
Figured it was because of their rituals.
- TFW this is the last page of a drawfags Warhammer comic.
Warhammer Comp 17
- I see what you did there.
- It was okay, but it sure as hell didn't deserve the attention it got.
The reasonable option
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