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captainspankmonkey

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Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Location:Somewhere on Mars
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#7494 - Who said those were going into Asami?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
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#7495 - satoasami (08/17/2016) [-]
Asami's dildos are usually XXXXL in size and have a hand crank option.
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#7496 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2016) [-]
>Hand crank option
Steam powered and can pierce through diamonds?
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#7497 - satoasami (08/17/2016) [-]
And Platinum

and it still doesn't penetrate deep enough.
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#7498 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2016) [-]
>doesn't penetrate deep enough
Winter aims to impress.
#7492 - >Shock collars and a whip. Bring the leather and power dildos.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
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#7493 - satoasami (08/17/2016) [-]
>Power Dildos
>Implying WInter isn't a bottom
#7494 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2016) [-]
Who said those were going into Asami?
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#7495 - satoasami (08/17/2016) [-]
Asami's dildos are usually XXXXL in size and have a hand crank option.
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#7496 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2016) [-]
>Hand crank option
Steam powered and can pierce through diamonds?
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#7497 - satoasami (08/17/2016) [-]
And Platinum

and it still doesn't penetrate deep enough.
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#7498 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2016) [-]
>doesn't penetrate deep enough
Winter aims to impress.
#10 - Kagaku Na Yatsura 08/17/2016 on Why I Watch Anime And Play... 0
#3 - For a lack of a webm. 08/17/2016 on Why I Watch Anime And Play... +31
#24 - Throw a knife at the users throat. It worked against one guy. 08/16/2016 on Carlos! 0
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#290 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank… 08/16/2016 on Roll for the biggest ass 0
#26 - I was expecting this comment section to be a big argument on w… 08/15/2016 on Debate: Reapers vs Imperium... 0
#7490 - Or better yet, find an animator who can mimic the style of the… 08/14/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7488 - Is, or was, Jarvis even good at drawing Fight scenes? He didn'… 08/14/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0