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captainspankmonkey

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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: Wouldn't you like to know?
Steam Profile: SwissBanker
Interests: I always more fond of your dad than your mom.
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Location:Somewhere on Mars
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1108
Highest Content Rank:#2435
Highest Comment Rank:#36
Content Thumbs: 1712 total,  2064 ,  352
Comment Thumbs: 24068 total,  25196 ,  1128
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 62.6% (626/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:5
Content Views:72679
Times Content Favorited:78 times
Total Comments Made:11147
FJ Points:23644
Favorite Tags: The Game (2)
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#121120 - Oh hell no. He mostly hangs out with weeb friends and what…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
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#121121 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
sounds pretty gay cuzzoh but if thats how you get down
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#121122 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's because I'm a huge faggot
Nothing more entertaining than annoying brownies.
#121123 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night, mane.
#121124 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
thanks mr. loveandmilk
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#121125 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's mister ginandsin to you
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#121126 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Righto slaughterandwater
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#121127 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
aaayyyee i'mma have to steal that one.
#121118 - You're goddamn right it is.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
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#121119 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
so is that like your boo-thang now or what
#121120 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Oh hell no.
He mostly hangs out with weeb friends and whatever fandom involves little girls in mini-skirts.
I got another hispanic-esc friend to take care of and fuck with at the moment.
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#121121 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
sounds pretty gay cuzzoh but if thats how you get down
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#121122 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's because I'm a huge faggot
Nothing more entertaining than annoying brownies.
#121123 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night, mane.
#121124 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
thanks mr. loveandmilk
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#121125 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
that's mister ginandsin to you
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#121126 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Righto slaughterandwater
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#121127 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
aaayyyee i'mma have to steal that one.
#121116 - Just like ol' times and that's also why cash never gets i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
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#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
#121114 - I bet how I please. Especially on people who have done dru…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
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#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
#121112 - A ***** that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were de…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
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#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
#121110 - People who assumed you'd OD by now while *********** astrospoo…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
#121111 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
ain't nothing i put in my body that i can OD on, trust.

what kind of nigga do you take me for
#121112 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
A nigga that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were dead or not.
No actual cash, but a bet's a bet.

#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
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#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
#121108 - That's for sure. But still, I figured you died or some ***…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
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#121109 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
who says i haven't?
#121110 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
People who assumed you'd OD by now while shitposting astrospooknaughts skeletons.
#121111 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
ain't nothing i put in my body that i can OD on, trust.

what kind of nigga do you take me for
#121112 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
A nigga that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were dead or not.
No actual cash, but a bet's a bet.

#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
User avatar
#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
#121106 - I knew I should haven't have taken those shrooms. I'm seei…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Social Board 0
#121107 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you're not about that action, cuzzo.
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#121108 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
That's for sure.
But still, I figured you died or some shit. How you holding up?
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#121109 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
who says i haven't?
#121110 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
People who assumed you'd OD by now while shitposting astrospooknaughts skeletons.
#121111 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
ain't nothing i put in my body that i can OD on, trust.

what kind of nigga do you take me for
#121112 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
A nigga that made me lose a bet concerning whether you were dead or not.
No actual cash, but a bet's a bet.

#121113 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
well here's some advice, don't bet on me in the future.

about anything.
#121114 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
I bet how I please.
Especially on people who have done drugs.
And street fights.
#121115 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
you do that, just know that i'm gonna let you down every time.
#121116 - captainspankmonkey (06/29/2016) [-]
Just like ol' times
and that's also why cash never gets involved.
User avatar
#121117 - hateandwhiskey (06/29/2016) [-]
im guessing this is all between you and that other gayboy, the hispanic one.
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#936 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **captainspan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on Someone found admin's pics +2
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