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#4498 - Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class. …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4515 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

It had to be one of you little shits.

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar
#4500 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the shit out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk bullshit, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4495 - ******* image..  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar
#4497 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
#4494 - Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the gove…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4496 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those shitty kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to fuck with him that included milk in its name
#4515 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

It had to be one of you little shits.

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar
#4500 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the shit out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk bullshit, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4495 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Fucking image..
User avatar
#4497 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
#4492 - I see that you did not take government class. It was o…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4493 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I did, i got a A in dat class.
....How.....
plz explain!

But hate loves children.
User avatar
#4494 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the government or..?
I bring comic fans over. I fight them as Sub-Zero. I laugh as they cry over their favorite hero/villain's head gets ripped off.
JOLLY GOOD FUN.
He finds them delicious in every bite.
#4496 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those shitty kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to fuck with him that included milk in its name
#4515 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

It had to be one of you little shits.

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar
#4500 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the shit out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk bullshit, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4495 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Fucking image..
User avatar
#4497 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
#4490 - That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse. Learn how t…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4491 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But white house is turned off.
I know how to mortal kombat,
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC
yes, i went there.

HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
#4492 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I see that you did not take government class.
It was okay.
yes I said that.
Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
#4493 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I did, i got a A in dat class.
....How.....
plz explain!

But hate loves children.
User avatar
#4494 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the government or..?
I bring comic fans over. I fight them as Sub-Zero. I laugh as they cry over their favorite hero/villain's head gets ripped off.
JOLLY GOOD FUN.
He finds them delicious in every bite.
#4496 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those shitty kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to fuck with him that included milk in its name
#4515 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

It had to be one of you little shits.

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar
#4500 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the shit out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk bullshit, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4495 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Fucking image..
User avatar
#4497 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
#4488 - But Capitalism is good, Jesse. Or just beat him out like a…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4489 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But government shutdown,
u cant do anything now.
No, fighting is wrong capt.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
#4490 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse.
Learn how to Mortal Kombat, damn it.
GUESS WHO PEPSI? THE CHILDREN.
#4491 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But white house is turned off.
I know how to mortal kombat,
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC
yes, i went there.

HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
#4492 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I see that you did not take government class.
It was okay.
yes I said that.
Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
#4493 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I did, i got a A in dat class.
....How.....
plz explain!

But hate loves children.
User avatar
#4494 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the government or..?
I bring comic fans over. I fight them as Sub-Zero. I laugh as they cry over their favorite hero/villain's head gets ripped off.
JOLLY GOOD FUN.
He finds them delicious in every bite.
#4496 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those shitty kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to fuck with him that included milk in its name
#4515 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

It had to be one of you little shits.

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar
#4500 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the shit out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk bullshit, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4495 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Fucking image..
User avatar
#4497 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
#4486 - Money, money, money, moooney.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY! S…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4487 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
YOU SELLLOUT!
No....well...maybe!
Yu cant beat what is unbeatable unless yu throw him in a portal capt!

DIZ WONT END WELL
#4488 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
But Capitalism is good, Jesse.
Or just beat him out like a normal person.
EXACTLY.
#4489 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But government shutdown,
u cant do anything now.
No, fighting is wrong capt.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
#4490 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse.
Learn how to Mortal Kombat, damn it.
GUESS WHO PEPSI? THE CHILDREN.
#4491 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But white house is turned off.
I know how to mortal kombat,
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC
yes, i went there.

HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
#4492 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I see that you did not take government class.
It was okay.
yes I said that.
Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
#4493 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I did, i got a A in dat class.
....How.....
plz explain!

But hate loves children.
User avatar
#4494 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the government or..?
I bring comic fans over. I fight them as Sub-Zero. I laugh as they cry over their favorite hero/villain's head gets ripped off.
JOLLY GOOD FUN.
He finds them delicious in every bite.
#4496 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those shitty kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to fuck with him that included milk in its name
#4515 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

It had to be one of you little shits.

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar
#4500 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the shit out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk bullshit, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4495 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Fucking image..
User avatar
#4497 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
#4484 - Atleast I will get payed. IF BEING SUCKED INTO A VORTEX OF…  [+] (23 new replies) 10/07/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4485 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Have yu no shame capt.
HEY....HE HAD A NICE DEATH SCREAM AND DIED AS HE LIVED....A DEADNINJA.

stealing is bad capt
#4486 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Money, money, money, moooney.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!
So he was reincarnated as a poor Mexican? Can't for the next MK game to beat the shiz out of that guy.
OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
#4487 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
YOU SELLLOUT!
No....well...maybe!
Yu cant beat what is unbeatable unless yu throw him in a portal capt!

DIZ WONT END WELL
#4488 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
But Capitalism is good, Jesse.
Or just beat him out like a normal person.
EXACTLY.
#4489 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But government shutdown,
u cant do anything now.
No, fighting is wrong capt.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
#4490 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse.
Learn how to Mortal Kombat, damn it.
GUESS WHO PEPSI? THE CHILDREN.
#4491 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But white house is turned off.
I know how to mortal kombat,
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC
yes, i went there.

HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
#4492 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I see that you did not take government class.
It was okay.
yes I said that.
Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
#4493 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I did, i got a A in dat class.
....How.....
plz explain!

But hate loves children.
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#4494 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the government or..?
I bring comic fans over. I fight them as Sub-Zero. I laugh as they cry over their favorite hero/villain's head gets ripped off.
JOLLY GOOD FUN.
He finds them delicious in every bite.
#4496 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those shitty kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to fuck with him that included milk in its name
#4515 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I fucking knew it.

It had to be one of you little shits.

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
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#4500 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the shit out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk bullshit, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4495 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Fucking image..
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#4497 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
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#4483 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
If yu do then i every right to call yu a fag and a raging homo.
HE DIED WITH HONOR!

tfw no moneyz
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#4481 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Your jokes will never get yu into comedy central capt.
.....MAYBE A TINY BUT BUT STILL, NO, HE HAS HIS SHADOW AND CAN TELEPORT LIKE A PRO.

i miss owning dat game now
#4482 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Tosh would take me, his jokes are just as awful.
AND THEN DIE LIKE A BITCH IN THE NEWER ONE.
To the pawn shop then, nigga.
#4483 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
If yu do then i every right to call yu a fag and a raging homo.
HE DIED WITH HONOR!

tfw no moneyz