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captainspankmonkey

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Location:Somewhere on Mars
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Comment Ranking:#809
Highest Content Rank:#2435
Highest Comment Rank:#36
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Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
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Subscribers:5
Content Views:72832
Times Content Favorited:77 times
Total Comments Made:11378
FJ Points:25206
Favorite Tags: The Game (2)
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latest user's comments

#9 - Wealth beyond your wildest dreams that can be used to create a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on 2muchdecisionz +12
#29 - viralkamina (03/18/2015) [-]
the best ones are the ones that have no downsides.
like "you can turn invisible BUT only 10 minutes a day"
like wtf that is not what this shit is about
#40 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
It's almost like the ones who created it weren't very bright.
#5742 - YO IMpLYIn He CAResss FAwr <3 aN'' joAyy 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5740 - As if you were going to expect me to not use this new fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
#5738 - yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIsher…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5739 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
#5740 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
#5736 - Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5737 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5739 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
#5740 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
#5734 - h8 IZZ BAsIcaLLeeeee EDgayY OBaMa.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5735 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
all diz time i known him i could have used obama jokes on him
im such a fool
#5736 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.
#5737 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5739 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
#5740 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
#5732 - H8 B Uh BLaq CrackUh Wifff wHitE-a$$$ yn HeS Blaqq AsS?? …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5733 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
#5734 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
h8 IZZ BAsIcaLLeeeee EDgayY OBaMa.
#5735 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
all diz time i known him i could have used obama jokes on him
im such a fool
#5736 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.
#5737 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5739 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
#5740 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
#5730 - iM DAA OrigInAl NiqQa. Aside from Hate but he more…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5731 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
But hes a zebra
even tho he denies dat he isnt
but he is
#5732 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
H8 B Uh BLaq CrackUh Wifff wHitE-a$$$ yn HeS Blaqq AsS??
MOtherfuCkiN oREO CooKIEE ZebRa NIqQA
#5733 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
#5734 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
h8 IZZ BAsIcaLLeeeee EDgayY OBaMa.
#5735 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
all diz time i known him i could have used obama jokes on him
im such a fool
#5736 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.
#5737 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5739 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
#5740 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
#5728 - ***** niQqa AH FOwndd DaT $hiT Uh YRR Ago An' AH $till had I…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5729 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
i think i got it from u then.
#5730 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
iM DAA OrigInAl NiqQa.
Aside from Hate but he more of a side nigga.
#5731 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
But hes a zebra
even tho he denies dat he isnt
but he is
#5732 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
H8 B Uh BLaq CrackUh Wifff wHitE-a$$$ yn HeS Blaqq AsS??
MOtherfuCkiN oREO CooKIEE ZebRa NIqQA
#5733 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
#5734 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
h8 IZZ BAsIcaLLeeeee EDgayY OBaMa.
#5735 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
all diz time i known him i could have used obama jokes on him
im such a fool
#5736 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.
#5737 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5739 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
#5740 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
#5726 - yoyO IT'$$$ OKaayyyyy LIl NiqQa,,,, CHuu Gotss TA B BLAcKuhh…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/15/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5727 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
how did u find it capt
#5728 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
fuCkn niQqa AH FOwndd DaT $hiT Uh YRR Ago An' AH $till had ITT Awn Mahh BOokmarkS.
#5729 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
i think i got it from u then.
#5730 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
iM DAA OrigInAl NiqQa.
Aside from Hate but he more of a side nigga.
#5731 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
But hes a zebra
even tho he denies dat he isnt
but he is
#5732 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
H8 B Uh BLaq CrackUh Wifff wHitE-a$$$ yn HeS Blaqq AsS??
MOtherfuCkiN oREO CooKIEE ZebRa NIqQA
#5733 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
#5734 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
h8 IZZ BAsIcaLLeeeee EDgayY OBaMa.
#5735 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
all diz time i known him i could have used obama jokes on him
im such a fool
#5736 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.
#5737 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5739 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
#5740 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy