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Interests: I always more fond of your dad than your mom.
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:Somewhere on Mars
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#120935 - They fight over him so hard, they say **** it and smash tacos.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2016 on Social Board +1
#120936 - satoasami (05/16/2016) [-]
I much prefer either Mako x Asami or my ship...
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#120945 - yoshibee (05/17/2016) [-]
I...I don't even know what is happening. I want to get off the train ride please.
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#120946 - satoasami (05/17/2016) [-]
Winter is submitting g to the Sato Grand Monarchy...
#120947 - yoshibee (05/17/2016) [-]
Nothing about this comic makes sense, the characters are pretty much skins for your own imprinted personalities, the art is good but the dialogue is still rigid and bland. You could choose any characters from any franchise and my opinion would be the same and this has no reason to be an Avatar/RWBY crossover.

I'm glad people are enjoying the comic, but I'm really not and basically just come back to check on how your art/dialogue is improving

I'm off the train now.
#120938 - syrianbro (05/16/2016) [-]
>Tracking devise drilled in my skull

What the actual fuck is wrong with you man?

But i have said this so many times its pretty fuckin irrelevant by now

STOP FUCKIN MENTIONING ME YOU FUCKIN HOMO
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#120939 - satoasami (05/16/2016) [-]
Not until you fucking draw me pictures...
#120937 - captainspankmonkey (05/16/2016) [-]
Everything Mako touches will become the opposite in sexual preference doe
#138 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 01-21*"** **captainspan… 05/16/2016 on chibi watch 0
#13 - Bonus Panel  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2016 on Pink Alert +210
#21 - nanglo (05/15/2016) [-]
u da real MVP, doe
#2425 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **captainspan… 05/13/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#313 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank… 05/13/2016 on None of you even lift 0
#5 - Picture 05/13/2016 on Kill la Kill sequel?... +3
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#7 - I've played Total War: Barbarian Invasion, which I am assuming…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on I named London "New Mecca"... +1
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#8 - dashgamer (05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, they made an entire game out of the Rome I dlc, it's kind of hilarious.
But Atilla is what Rome II should have been. It's pretty great.
#5 - Oh, I figured it was Total War but it didn't look familiar  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on I named London "New Mecca"... +1
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#6 - dashgamer (05/12/2016) [-]
Atilla is the best iteration of the game series, in my opinion.
When the game is discounted on Steam (and all the DLC are something like two dollars) you should get it!
#7 - captainspankmonkey (05/12/2016) [-]
I've played Total War: Barbarian Invasion, which I am assuming Attila is based on, so I'll give it a shot.
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#8 - dashgamer (05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, they made an entire game out of the Rome I dlc, it's kind of hilarious.
But Atilla is what Rome II should have been. It's pretty great.
#3 - What game?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2016 on I named London "New Mecca"... +1
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#4 - dashgamer (05/12/2016) [-]
Atilla: Total War.
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#5 - captainspankmonkey (05/12/2016) [-]
Oh, I figured it was Total War but it didn't look familiar
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#6 - dashgamer (05/12/2016) [-]
Atilla is the best iteration of the game series, in my opinion.
When the game is discounted on Steam (and all the DLC are something like two dollars) you should get it!
#7 - captainspankmonkey (05/12/2016) [-]
I've played Total War: Barbarian Invasion, which I am assuming Attila is based on, so I'll give it a shot.
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#8 - dashgamer (05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, they made an entire game out of the Rome I dlc, it's kind of hilarious.
But Atilla is what Rome II should have been. It's pretty great.
#1 - What anime? 05/12/2016 on Click Here Hot Pic 0
#2 - I respect your opinion. Even if it's ****. 05/11/2016 on I really love it +1
#5 - Picture 05/11/2016 on Wesubexeyt Malfopof +4
#2 - Gee, I wonder who is behind this image. 05/11/2016 on Jojo Moms - Tier List +8
#7319 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
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#7320 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Good enough
#7317 - I've never done a single one, so my ********* edits will go in…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
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#7318 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Do it...
#7319 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2016) [-]
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#7320 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Good enough
#122 - Just try and comment like usual. There are some options below … 05/09/2016 on sexy sperit 0
#6 - 10/10 sentence.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2016 on EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCK THIS... +2
#21 - darthdingo (05/09/2016) [-]
10/10 Stroheim
#100 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank… 05/06/2016 on Roll for how you spend your... 0
#2 - Picture 05/06/2016 on JESUS FUCKING CHRIST +71
#5 - Picture 05/05/2016 on Godammit Joseph +1
#19 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank… 05/03/2016 on What's in the bag, FJ? 0
#4 - Genghis Khan of Incest. 04/30/2016 on Makoto is her double half... +3
#11 - Exactly. 04/28/2016 on OC: Spring Cleaning +8
#1 - At least it was adorable 04/28/2016 on Magan & Danai +17
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#7250 - captainspankmonkey (01/19/2016) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by captainspankmonkey
What are you doing on my profile, asshole?
#7316 - satoasami ONLINE (05/10/2016) [-]
Last night had me thinking...How good are you at making Pepe edits

I would love an AsamREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE edit so badly.
#7317 to #7316 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2016) [-]
I've never done a single one, so my ********* edits will go into poo in the loo-tier edits.
Or I manage to find a way to make it work.
Either way, I'm up for that. Might take some time though.
#7318 to #7317 - satoasami ONLINE (05/10/2016) [-]
Do it...
#7320 to #7319 - satoasami ONLINE (05/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Good enough
#7314 - captainspankmonkey (04/14/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 02**
#7303 - satoasami ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
Sneak preview...
#7304 to #7303 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
Is that what I ******* think it is.
#7305 to #7304 - satoasami ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
Yee.
#7306 to #7305 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
Top ******* tier taste.
#7307 to #7306 - satoasami ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
Try and guess what is happening right now...
#7308 to #7307 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
She's gonna end someone's laifu over insulting her waifu?
#7309 to #7308 - satoasami ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
if the last chapter wasn't flagged for stupid **** I'd show you a comparison shot

Basically it was that threat Korra told Asami. Korra said shut off the factories and remember they crossed their fingers stating that they wouldn't

How do do you think Winter is going to respond to Korra's threats by ignoring what she demanded? Give you a hint...she isn't gonna kill anybody but that gun is being used to send a message.
#7310 to #7309 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
>Not killing people
Lil' Henry better be used for something good.
#7311 to #7310 - satoasami ONLINE (04/04/2016) [-]
Warning shot
#7299 - satoasami ONLINE (04/01/2016) [-]
<---

"And everywhere he looked...all he saw was hatred....and darkness, death, and fear"- Murrlogic before loading the gun and ending all
#7300 to #7299 - captainspankmonkey (04/01/2016) [-]
If the belly fills, it's cancerthatkills.
Or deviantart.
#7301 to #7300 - satoasami ONLINE (04/01/2016) [-]
I get no progress on my art and instead I am treated to this....
#7302 to #7301 - captainspankmonkey (04/01/2016) [-]
This waifu is attractive and is from a popular show.
The fetishists were on it from the start.
#7285 - satoasami ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
#7286 to #7285 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Why wasn't I notified of this?
While Ruby is getting sick of the pollution, Asami and Winter are harnassing the power of the pollution onto their bodies.
Such is the way of the Pollution benders.
#7287 to #7286 - satoasami ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
Its not done yet. This is a sneak preview

And that's only half the comic that's been colored.
#7288 to #7287 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
>that ass shot
>that full body shot
I can feel the rage of the people who don't like the mix of pollution and tiddies, and the raging boners of others.
#7289 to #7288 - satoasami ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
People are already calling my DA autistic

didn't take long. murrlogic1.deviantart.com/
#7290 to #7289 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
I was expecting more people complaining in the comments on some of them.
Now to wait and see if that person who got you banned in the first place comes back with a vengeance.
#7291 to #7290 - satoasami ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
That pisses me off. Its like no one takes the time to critisize anymore unless you're on FJ or 4chan
#7292 to #7291 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
DA doesn't argue or criticize unless it's someone outside of the website itself. Post ****** fetishes or stupid art and you say one thing negative and they think you're a "meany bo-beany". If they do argue, they apologize every second.
It's boring as ****.
#7293 to #7292 - satoasami ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
Its really boring

The only people who seem to actively despise me is Backroom.
#7294 to #7293 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Doesn't /co/ want to hang you on a cross for your sins against their ship?
At least, from what I've heard.
#7295 to #7294 - satoasami ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
Is this true?
#7296 to #7295 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
I'm not positive, I recall seeing looking through the /co/ catalog and saw a thread with your **** on it. Didn't check much since I was at work, though I remember a guy thinking it was made of pure autism.
#7297 to #7296 - satoasami ONLINE (03/25/2016) [-]
Oh yeah...that.

They wanna storytime my comics but they aren't even finished yet.
#7298 to #7297 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Well they better be ******* patient, this stuff takes time and gold takes time. I think.

"*********** is canon and pure. why would he made comics where rich wooman is meany. we must analysis et"
#7275 - satoasami ONLINE (02/21/2016) [-]
I miss my old account

I worked really hard in making it into the *********** utopia that I purposely created it to be
#7276 to #7275 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
The ******** King is dead
Long live the New King.

But hey, maybe all the people that blocked and put hide all on your comments can see you again. So they can block and hide you once more.
#7277 to #7276 - satoasami ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
Might as well show this

In production
#7278 to #7277 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
>Deforestation
>Overworking female work force
>Super Capitalism (I suppose)
Offensive/10 already and it ain't even done.
#7279 to #7278 - satoasami ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
Goddamit I want more Asami Patcha's.

Or LoK patcha's in general.
#7280 to #7279 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
I could try and make some in my spar time whenever I'm not dicking around in games about Ancient China.

Also more Asami ones in terms of what? Different clothes or some **** from your storys?
#7281 to #7280 - satoasami ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
Pollution in the background

Deforestation
Strip mining
air polution
#7282 to #7281 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
What about Asami? Got a specific outfit?
#7283 to #7282 - satoasami ONLINE (02/22/2016) [-]
Lavish and expensive.

Also pretty.
#7284 to #7283 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
Righto then.
#7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 355** It seems in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, that those with more power than others turn into complete dicks. I kind of liked Yuan Shao as he wasn't an egotistical dickbutt to the other confederate lords. And then when everyone went home, he decides "HEY I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS DUDE'S LAND, HEY GONGSUN ZAN, HELP ME" and then Gongsun Zan helps him and he was promised land but then Yuan Shao was like lolnop. So then Yuan Shao turned into dickbutt and Gongsun Zan is kind of a coward.

Fast forward some months and Wang Yun uses his daughter-figure, Diao Chan, to manipulate Lu Bu and Dong Zhou into a rivalry, where Dong Zhou is invited back to the Imperial Capital of Chang'an, where Lu Bu, his own god damn adopted son (he was bribed to be his son, darn corrupted ppl) stabs him in the throat with a spear. And how people react to the sudden political power shift, it seems Wang Yun kind of took over Dong Zhou's position, and then Wang Yun ordered the execution of the Dong's and Zhou's subordinates and the burning of Meiwo. Did Lu Bu and Diao Chan get married? It never directly said as far as I'm aware.

wot the hell is going on in this book im confused
#7258 to #7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
hi there lolnop how you doin
#7259 to #7258 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
it was me all along, I was yuan shao
#7260 to #7259 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
ur a faggot, ur bro is also a faggot for not sending supplies to Sun Jian


have you read the book?
#7261 to #7260 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
**** man, I've been trying to go incognito and turn over a new leaf here, why you gotta bring up old ****?

not actually, but I have a general idea from some dynasty warriors games I played long ago.

#7262 to #7261 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
are the dynasty warriors games any good? i've never played them and actually haven't heard about it until i looked at Civ V mods
#7263 to #7262 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
It depends, some of the early ones are really meh (some people like 3/3XL a lot because it has good AI), so if you're interested you'd want to try 7 or 8. I haven't played those two, but if it's anything like Gundam warriors, the later games will definitely be way better gameplay-wise. As far as whether or not the warrior games are "good" really depends on how into the setting you are mostly. I really enjoyed Gundam Warriors 3 because I liked getting all the suits from every series, and I enjoyed Hyrule Warriors because it was a vast improvement on the warriors formula (auto sprinting, the extra mission maps, cool boss fights, the simple level up system, unlockable weapons to give characters different properties, etc.)

It can be hit or miss with some people if they're not into the content of the game, because a lot of people think of it as a mindless hack n slash game due to the fact it's relatively "easy" compared to other games (though pretty much every warriors game has challenge missions/hard mode). However, if you're into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you might find it a fun, mildly historical romp.
#7264 to #7263 - compared (01/31/2016) [-]
Ty for the mention.
#7267 to #7266 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
The faggot is here, finally.
#7269 to #7268 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
so what do you think of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
#7270 to #7269 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with &quot;blah blah morales&quot; &quot;blah blah philosophy&quot; and just said &quot;just write fun yet biased war history, fam&quot;.
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with "blah blah morales" "blah blah philosophy" and just said "just write fun yet biased war history, fam".
#7271 to #7270 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** why is yuan shao a faggot now
#7272 to #7271 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 917** Because he sucks at taking helpful advice.
#7273 to #7272 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 804** why is captainspankmonkey a faggot
#7274 to #7273 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 735** Why is funkydiscomaggot a faggot?
#7255 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
GIF
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

something from 4chan that immediately needs to be turned into a copypasta
#7256 to #7255 - captainspankmonkey (01/30/2016) [-]
I saw this yesterday.
#7253 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 472** At least I'm not a heretic.

Make poses with me
#7254 to #7253 - captainspankmonkey (01/30/2016) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 124** At least I'm not not the king of the children's card game.

All of the poses.

#7251 - funkydiscomaggot (01/22/2016) [-]
I thumbed up your Star Wars **** comment without knowing you commented it.
MFW you're actually funny