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#4624 - You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse? …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4625 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
No, Ruby hentai very evil.

No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
#4626 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I understand perfectly. Tiny boobs?

Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
#4627 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Its not like dat at all.

Ill star in all of them and make millions.
#4628 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.

Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
#4629 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Guud.

He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
#4630 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Still gonna fap though.

Too bad he is dead.
#4631 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
U monster.

Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
#4632 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with this. Better then fapping to Miss. IDon'tUnderstandHowPistolsWork.

Ew Gay. I may be siding with Cubans but I don't want no Georgian Russian inside me.
#4633 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Who's dat.

Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
#4622 - I'd post one but Mods are watching like me like Putin. …  [+] (11 new replies) 11/22/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4623 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
COWARD.

Ill make a deal with cok a cola.
#4624 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse?

Wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
#4625 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
No, Ruby hentai very evil.

No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
#4626 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I understand perfectly. Tiny boobs?

Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
#4627 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Its not like dat at all.

Ill star in all of them and make millions.
#4628 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.

Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
#4629 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Guud.

He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
#4630 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Still gonna fap though.

Too bad he is dead.
#4631 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
U monster.

Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
#4632 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with this. Better then fapping to Miss. IDon'tUnderstandHowPistolsWork.

Ew Gay. I may be siding with Cubans but I don't want no Georgian Russian inside me.
#4633 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Who's dat.

Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
#4620 - Get your **** together, Images. 11/22/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4619 - Internet told and showed me otherwise. But then they …  [+] (14 new replies) 11/22/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4621 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
I dont beleive yu!

Then we have at least one major showdown dat will go down in youtube history, thus i will upload on youtube, make millions and go to my fallback plan. Its foolproof.
#4622 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I'd post one but Mods are watching like me like Putin.

Then someone like Pewdiepie gets more views and even then, you need a partnership to obtain money.
#4623 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
COWARD.

Ill make a deal with cok a cola.
#4624 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse?

Wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
#4625 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
No, Ruby hentai very evil.

No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
#4626 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I understand perfectly. Tiny boobs?

Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
#4627 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Its not like dat at all.

Ill star in all of them and make millions.
#4628 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.

Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
#4629 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Guud.

He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
#4630 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Still gonna fap though.

Too bad he is dead.
#4631 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
U monster.

Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
#4632 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with this. Better then fapping to Miss. IDon'tUnderstandHowPistolsWork.

Ew Gay. I may be siding with Cubans but I don't want no Georgian Russian inside me.
#4633 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Who's dat.

Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
#4620 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Get your shit together, Images.
#4617 - You will never find the secret RWBY hentai. Good luck…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/22/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4618 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Dat hentai should not exist for Ruby....everyone else in RWBY im ok with.

Ill show them all dat i can do it, ive seen plently of movies with evil villians in it so if i put all their plans together then nothing can stop me.
User avatar #4619 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Internet told and showed me otherwise.

But then they will combine all the heroes of said films together, so what then?
#4621 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
I dont beleive yu!

Then we have at least one major showdown dat will go down in youtube history, thus i will upload on youtube, make millions and go to my fallback plan. Its foolproof.
#4622 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I'd post one but Mods are watching like me like Putin.

Then someone like Pewdiepie gets more views and even then, you need a partnership to obtain money.
#4623 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
COWARD.

Ill make a deal with cok a cola.
#4624 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse?

Wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
#4625 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
No, Ruby hentai very evil.

No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
#4626 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I understand perfectly. Tiny boobs?

Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
#4627 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Its not like dat at all.

Ill star in all of them and make millions.
#4628 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.

Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
#4629 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Guud.

He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
#4630 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Still gonna fap though.

Too bad he is dead.
#4631 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
U monster.

Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
#4632 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with this. Better then fapping to Miss. IDon'tUnderstandHowPistolsWork.

Ew Gay. I may be siding with Cubans but I don't want no Georgian Russian inside me.
#4633 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Who's dat.

Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
#4620 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Get your shit together, Images.
#4614 - Atleast they won't find the older ones, luckly. So, h…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/22/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4615 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Oh but i can tho.

Oh the usual plan
<

Pinky and the Brain - Intro Theme (closed captions)
#4617 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You will never find the secret RWBY hentai.

Good luck with that, someone with points in melee can never take over the world unless you are Mongolian or Russian.
#4618 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Dat hentai should not exist for Ruby....everyone else in RWBY im ok with.

Ill show them all dat i can do it, ive seen plently of movies with evil villians in it so if i put all their plans together then nothing can stop me.
User avatar #4619 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Internet told and showed me otherwise.

But then they will combine all the heroes of said films together, so what then?
#4621 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
I dont beleive yu!

Then we have at least one major showdown dat will go down in youtube history, thus i will upload on youtube, make millions and go to my fallback plan. Its foolproof.
#4622 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I'd post one but Mods are watching like me like Putin.

Then someone like Pewdiepie gets more views and even then, you need a partnership to obtain money.
#4623 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
COWARD.

Ill make a deal with cok a cola.
#4624 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse?

Wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
#4625 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
No, Ruby hentai very evil.

No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
#4626 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I understand perfectly. Tiny boobs?

Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
#4627 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Its not like dat at all.

Ill star in all of them and make millions.
#4628 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.

Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
#4629 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Guud.

He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
#4630 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Still gonna fap though.

Too bad he is dead.
#4631 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
U monster.

Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
#4632 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with this. Better then fapping to Miss. IDon'tUnderstandHowPistolsWork.

Ew Gay. I may be siding with Cubans but I don't want no Georgian Russian inside me.
#4633 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Who's dat.

Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
#4620 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Get your shit together, Images.
User avatar #4616 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
v*
#4612 - Can't post porn on Profile Pictures now, apparently.  [+] (21 new replies) 11/22/2013 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#4613 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Such shame dat is capt.
#4614 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Atleast they won't find the older ones, luckly.

So, how are you doing, Jesse?
#4615 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Oh but i can tho.

Oh the usual plan
<

Pinky and the Brain - Intro Theme (closed captions)
#4617 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You will never find the secret RWBY hentai.

Good luck with that, someone with points in melee can never take over the world unless you are Mongolian or Russian.
#4618 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Dat hentai should not exist for Ruby....everyone else in RWBY im ok with.

Ill show them all dat i can do it, ive seen plently of movies with evil villians in it so if i put all their plans together then nothing can stop me.
User avatar #4619 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Internet told and showed me otherwise.

But then they will combine all the heroes of said films together, so what then?
#4621 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
I dont beleive yu!

Then we have at least one major showdown dat will go down in youtube history, thus i will upload on youtube, make millions and go to my fallback plan. Its foolproof.
#4622 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I'd post one but Mods are watching like me like Putin.

Then someone like Pewdiepie gets more views and even then, you need a partnership to obtain money.
#4623 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
COWARD.

Ill make a deal with cok a cola.
#4624 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse?

Wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
#4625 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
No, Ruby hentai very evil.

No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
#4626 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I understand perfectly. Tiny boobs?

Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
#4627 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Its not like dat at all.

Ill star in all of them and make millions.
#4628 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.

Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
#4629 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Guud.

He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
#4630 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Still gonna fap though.

Too bad he is dead.
#4631 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
U monster.

Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
#4632 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with this. Better then fapping to Miss. IDon'tUnderstandHowPistolsWork.

Ew Gay. I may be siding with Cubans but I don't want no Georgian Russian inside me.
#4633 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Who's dat.

Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
#4620 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Get your shit together, Images.
User avatar #4616 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
v*
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#146 - Should have murdered them. It is just a small town, righ… 11/15/2013 on first time +2
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#92 - < - You playing Total War and EU3.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#93 - funkydiscomaggot (11/14/2013) [-]
My allies are always there.
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#87 - <- But.. I prefer this for beard of evil.. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#88 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Such a shiny head.

2lewd4everyone...
cept me.
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#85 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
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#85 - Just because it is the Anti-Christ doesn't mean he didn'…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
User avatar #86 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Es ok to be in denial capt.

Can only think of the weird hentai they will draw of IE now.
#87 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
<- But.. I prefer this for beard of evil..

I'm imaging tentecles being replaced by cables.
#88 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Such a shiny head.

2lewd4everyone...
cept me.
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#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
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< - Totally not a massive OP.
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#83 - Too dull, Anti-Christ sounds more fun. In Japan?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#84 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Not manly enough to grow a beard eh capt?


User avatar #85 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
Just because it is the Anti-Christ doesn't mean he didn't have a beard.

Well, now I know one of those guys at the Anime board is working with IE.
User avatar #86 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Es ok to be in denial capt.

Can only think of the weird hentai they will draw of IE now.
#87 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
<- But.. I prefer this for beard of evil..

I'm imaging tentecles being replaced by cables.
#88 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Such a shiny head.

2lewd4everyone...
cept me.
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< - Not anime.
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< - Totally not a massive OP.
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#4959 - captainspankmonkey (03/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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This comment section shall be now monitored by Pope Hilarius II.
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God save the Pope.
Let his wrath to be merciful.
#5206 - hateandwhiskey (10/25/2014) [-]
hey whitey
#5210 to #5209 - hateandwhiskey (10/25/2014) [-]
starting to remember why i dont try to talk to anyone through fj anymore.
starting to remember why i dont try to talk to anyone through fj anymore.
#5211 to #5210 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2014) [-]
Slow and inconvenient at times, yes.
Slow and inconvenient at times, yes.
#5191 to #5190 - captainspankmonkey (09/19/2014) [-]
Why thank you, I've been looking for that hat.
Why thank you, I've been looking for that hat.
#5136 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
I bet this would be how you would feel if you were still banned.
I bet this would be how you would feel if you were still banned.
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#5187 to #5186 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
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#5189 to #5187 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5162 to #5136 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5163 to #5162 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5164 to #5163 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5165 to #5164 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5166 to #5165 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5167 to #5166 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
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#5168 to #5167 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5169 to #5168 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5170 to #5169 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5171 to #5170 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
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#5172 to #5171 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5173 to #5172 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5174 to #5173 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
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#5175 to #5174 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5176 to #5175 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5177 to #5176 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5178 to #5177 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5179 to #5178 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5180 to #5179 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5181 to #5180 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5137 to #5136 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 01** ye
**captainspankmonkey rolls 01** ye
#5138 to #5137 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 28**
#5139 to #5138 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
#5140 to #5139 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 33**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 33**
#5141 to #5140 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
#5142 to #5141 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 95**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 95**
#5143 to #5142 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 54**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 54**
#5144 to #5143 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 78**
#5145 to #5144 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 31**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 31**
#5152 to #5146 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5153 to #5152 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5154 to #5153 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5155 to #5154 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5156 to #5155 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5157 to #5156 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5158 to #5157 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5159 to #5158 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5160 to #5159 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5161 to #5160 - funkydiscomaggot (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5135 - xenxio ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
#5131 - hateandwhiskey (05/15/2014) [-]
on my way 2 steal ur girl if you had one you lonely piece of 						*******
on my way 2 steal ur girl if you had one you lonely piece of *******
#5132 to #5131 - captainspankmonkey (05/16/2014) [-]
u shall never have mein left hand.
u shall never have mein left hand.
User avatar #5133 to #5132 - hateandwhiskey (05/16/2014) [-]
ew leftie
User avatar #5134 to #5133 - captainspankmonkey (05/16/2014) [-]
nobody wants to play around with rightie, she acts like a cunt at times.
#5118 - deadninja (05/03/2014) [-]
Giv me ur spiderman folder plz capt.
Giv me ur spiderman folder plz capt.
User avatar #5123 to #5119 - deadninja (05/04/2014) [-]
capt use mediafire.
User avatar #5125 to #5123 - captainspankmonkey (05/04/2014) [-]
da fk is dat.
User avatar #5126 to #5125 - deadninja (05/04/2014) [-]
Yu know how zip files are rite?
Well yu just upload zips on there dat has **** in there.
#5127 to #5126 - captainspankmonkey (05/04/2014) [-]
Does it always take forever for images to be accepted?
#5128 to #5127 - deadninja (05/04/2014) [-]
No,
now make zip of spiderman for me and then upload it to mediafire.
User avatar #5129 to #5128 - captainspankmonkey (05/04/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/download/amtoaw8sntp81gf/episode12a.zip

268 Images. Pretty much 1/4th of what I originally had before a lot of my pictures got eradicated.
Might go out and find my other pictures one day but **** that noise for now.
Enjoy.
User avatar #5130 to #5129 - deadninja (05/04/2014) [-]
Such joy
danke capt.
#5015 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5079 to #5015 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 98**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 98**
#5080 to #5079 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 35**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 35**
#5081 to #5080 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 65** How people think of my leadership in CK2
#5082 to #5081 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 36** That's legit, here's my opinion.
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 36** That's legit, here's my opinion.
#5083 to #5082 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 61** How people think about you when you colonize too much.
**captainspankmonkey rolls 61** How people think about you when you colonize too much.
#5084 to #5083 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5085 to #5084 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5086 to #5085 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5087 to #5086 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5088 to #5087 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 82** Last roll of the night, gonna go to bed,
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 82** Last roll of the night, gonna go to bed,
User avatar #5091 to #5088 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
*roll image* G'night foo.
#5094 to #5091 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Dang it me
User avatar #5105 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 34** where are the dubs.
User avatar #5108 to #5105 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 99**
#5111 to #5108 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
I finally did it. the feels.
User avatar #5112 to #5110 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
k good night
User avatar #5107 to #5105 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 26**
User avatar #5106 to #5105 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 94**
User avatar #5104 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 50**
User avatar #5103 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 854**
User avatar #5102 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 63**
User avatar #5101 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 06**
User avatar #5100 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 67**
User avatar #5099 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 47**
User avatar #5097 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 15**
User avatar #5096 to #5094 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 72**
User avatar #5098 to #5096 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 35**
User avatar #5089 to #5088 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 54**
User avatar #5090 to #5089 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 41**
User avatar #5092 to #5090 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 86**
User avatar #5093 to #5092 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 93**
User avatar #5095 to #5093 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 85**
#5058 to #5015 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 60** cus im magic
#5059 to #5058 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 14** orly
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 14** orly
#5060 to #5059 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 84** yes
**captainspankmonkey rolls 84** yes
User avatar #5061 to #5060 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 63** no
#5062 to #5061 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 50** yes
#5063 to #5062 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 97** wot
#5064 to #5063 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 01** tow
#5065 to #5064 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 00** tow?
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 00** tow?
#5066 to #5065 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 02** [tow intensifies]
#5067 to #5066 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 54** what's tow
#5068 to #5067 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 49** idunnolol
User avatar #5069 to #5068 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 96**
#5070 to #5069 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 55**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 55**
#5071 to #5070 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 87** cewl
#5072 to #5071 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 22** 2cewl4u
#5073 to #5072 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 68** Anime rejected Utah
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 68** Anime rejected Utah
#5074 to #5073 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 32** or did they?
**captainspankmonkey rolls 32** or did they?
#5075 to #5074 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 91** France conquers the wurl
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 91** France conquers the wurl
#5076 to #5075 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 63** they are not the exception.
#5078 to #5076 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 81**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 81**
User avatar #5077 to #5076 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 98**
#5037 to #5015 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#5038 to #5037 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Would that be classified as anime.
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Would that be classified as anime.
#5039 to #5038 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Yea
#5040 to #5039 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Haven't you already gotten that roll before
#5041 to #5040 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** I think so.
#5042 to #5041 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 42** don't dissapoint
#5043 to #5042 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** k
#5044 to #5043 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** *roll 2*
#5046 to #5044 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** MAGIC
User avatar #5047 to #5046 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 80** MINI COOPS
#5048 to #5047 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 21**
#5049 to #5048 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 79**
#5050 to #5049 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 83**
#5051 to #5050 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 62**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 62**
#5052 to #5051 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 39**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 39**
#5053 to #5052 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 61** Those dubs better be mine.
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 61** Those dubs better be mine.
#5054 to #5053 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 75** Not today.
**captainspankmonkey rolls 75** Not today.
#5055 to #5054 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 75** u wot m8
#5056 to #5055 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 44** yes me
**captainspankmonkey rolls 44** yes me
#5057 to #5056 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 21** y no me
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 21** y no me
User avatar #5045 to #5044 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 38** fk dis shiz
#5016 to #5015 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** wot
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** wot
#5017 to #5016 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** that's wot I'm trying to figure out
#5018 to #5017 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** go in a corner and rethink your life
#5019 to #5018 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** sup ice cream
#5020 to #5019 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** sup dracula
#5021 to #5020 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#5022 to #5021 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Roll gods think Batman is ew.
#5023 to #5022 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** woo
#5024 to #5023 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** we wont stop
#5025 to #5024 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5026 to #5025 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Atleast we are not getting anime.
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Atleast we are not getting anime.
#5027 to #5026 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** or are we?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** or are we?
#5028 to #5027 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** nop
#5029 to #5028 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** HAHA, IT WAS YOU AND NOT ME, SUCKA
#5030 to #5029 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Soon, it will come back to you.
#5031 to #5030 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** naw
#5032 to #5031 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Soon.
#5033 to #5032 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** never
#5034 to #5033 - captainspankmonkey (04/21/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** yes
#5036 to #5034 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** don't say it
#5035 to #5034 - funkydiscomaggot (04/21/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**  no
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** no
User avatar #5009 - captainspankmonkey (03/31/2014) [-]
*roll image*
#5010 to #5009 - captainspankmonkey (03/31/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5011 to #5010 - captainspankmonkey (03/31/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Give me something good.
#5012 to #5011 - captainspankmonkey (03/31/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5013 to #5012 - captainspankmonkey (03/31/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Oh god no
#5014 to #5013 - captainspankmonkey (03/31/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#4964 - deadninja (03/16/2014) [-]
I dont like where dat thread below is leading.
#4985 to #4964 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
You mad because you don't get any of his chocolate mushrooms?   
   
I'll give you that once, Jesse.
You mad because you don't get any of his chocolate mushrooms?

I'll give you that once, Jesse.

#4986 to #4985 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
He never shares.

Forever*
#4987 to #4986 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
Of course he doesn't.   
   
Never forever.
Of course he doesn't.

Never forever.
#4988 to #4987 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
BEat him to get them for me.

</3
#4989 to #4988 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
But I don't know his location. He changes it.   
   
It's okay Jesse, you'll have your chance someday.   
Though not today, because I need to get prepared for getting drunk tomorrow.
But I don't know his location. He changes it.

It's okay Jesse, you'll have your chance someday.
Though not today, because I need to get prepared for getting drunk tomorrow.
#4990 to #4989 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Place wgere all his kidn lives at, New Oreleans.

Drink everyday 2 survive capt.
#4991 to #4990 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
The question is which part of it?

Great idea, I will do that and become a professional driver at the same time.
That will go just as well as your idea to join the military and become a pilot.
#4992 to #4991 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Call them all thunderdick, the one that responds to that name is Hate,

Best plan since 9/11 plan.
User avatar #4997 to #4992 - hateandwhiskey (03/27/2014) [-]
why are you faggots always talking about me
User avatar #4998 to #4997 - deadninja (03/27/2014) [-]
Becuz ur stupid.
User avatar #5001 to #5000 - hateandwhiskey (03/27/2014) [-]
im tired of seeing that bitch's face
#5002 to #5001 - deadninja (03/27/2014) [-]
i post different 1 for yu then.
i post different 1 for yu then.
User avatar #5003 to #5002 - hateandwhiskey (03/27/2014) [-]
that one is just as tired
#5004 to #5003 - deadninja (03/27/2014) [-]
Then i post yu.
#5005 to #5004 - hateandwhiskey (03/27/2014) [-]
not that much of an improvement.
#5006 to #5005 - deadninja (03/27/2014) [-]
R u still grumpy after all these years hate.
R u still grumpy after all these years hate.
User avatar #5007 to #5006 - hateandwhiskey (03/27/2014) [-]
'grumpy' is not the appropriate word to use.
User avatar #5008 to #5007 - deadninja (03/27/2014) [-]
Less joyful then.
#4993 to #4992 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
Good enough.

Everyone knows the 7/11 plan was better, Jesse.

#4965 to #4964 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
You know you love it.
You know you love it.
#4966 to #4965 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
How bout we dont violate my body.
#4967 to #4966 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
You can't escape it, Jesse.   
The shower of fondling is calling you.
You can't escape it, Jesse.
The shower of fondling is calling you.
#4968 to #4967 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Everyone has been trying to get my love and my body lately ;_;
#4969 to #4968 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
Everyone wants to get spicy with your burrito and taco bells.
#4970 to #4969 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
But no means no.
#4971 to #4970 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]


People on Funnyjunk don't understand the concept of no. Yes means anal.
#4972 to #4971 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Those people be dumb and need 2 go bak 2 skool
#4973 to #4972 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
I think everyone would burn down the school for talking about how they should obey to the law of "no".
#4975 to #4974 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
Your hatred only fuels my power.
#4976 to #4975 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
I will steel dat fuel to power cars.
#4977 to #4976 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
What are you, a Californian?

You just don't steal power from people that are fueled by hatred.
You need to shank them first.
#4978 to #4977 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Plzno, dat place sucks.

But its my rules.
#4979 to #4978 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
And is full of Hollywood demons.

Didn't your rules ever teach you that to release power of a being of hatred, you need to shank them first.
#4980 to #4979 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Ur a demon tho.

No cuz i have no rules 4 me.
#4981 to #4980 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
But that would mean I'd have to be sniffing horrible air all day and sucking dick for an acting role. Than again, I'd rather do that than live with hippies but oh well.

Your rule is that of having no rules?
#4982 to #4981 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Do drugs instead.

Im like a hip version of fight club.
#4983 to #4982 - captainspankmonkey (03/17/2014) [-]
That is Hates job and he has yet to OD, so he will never get a raise.   
   
Minus the odd characters and philosophy 						********					 hidden in the movie.
That is Hates job and he has yet to OD, so he will never get a raise.

Minus the odd characters and philosophy ******** hidden in the movie.
#4984 to #4983 - deadninja (03/17/2014) [-]
Hate a fag tho.

Which makes me better.
User avatar #4956 - commiekirby (03/09/2014) [-]
Why haven't I added you before I don't even know.
User avatar #4957 to #4956 - captainspankmonkey (03/09/2014) [-]
Well atleast it is pleasant to meet'cha. I've seen you before with ol' Jesse and your conversations gave me a chuckle.
User avatar #4960 to #4957 - commiekirby (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I love my Jesse.
In MANY WAYS
User avatar #4961 to #4960 - captainspankmonkey (03/09/2014) [-]
Sounds delightful.
User avatar #4962 to #4961 - commiekirby (03/10/2014) [-]
So very.
#4963 to #4962 - captainspankmonkey (03/10/2014) [-]
Especially with Jesse.
Especially with Jesse.
#4930 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #872235 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** more rolls
#4951 to #4930 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #774349 at Friendly ** ghey and nasty.
#4952 to #4951 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at painting a wall ** no u nasty is dat seaths archives in the back
#4953 to #4952 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7830628 at Safe For Work Random Board ** There wouldn't be an anime girl if it was.
#4954 to #4953 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Revolution ** watch it's going to be hockey related
#4955 to #4954 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7573007 at Safe For Work Random Board ** go to canada u casul
#4931 to #4930 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #96955 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** BLUE NAME!
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #96955 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** BLUE NAME!
#4932 to #4931 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #188 at Hail the Emperor ** dat some nice rolls u got der
#4933 to #4932 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #348002 at Shin Anime Social Board ** u 2
#4934 to #4933 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #101179 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** who's got da anime? u got da anime
#4935 to #4934 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #419 at Cancer ** no u
#4936 to #4935 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Forgetti ** no u, u dont deny it, dis gonna be a good roll, if not, den i am cursed by da roll gerds
#4937 to #4936 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7766477 at Safe For Work Random Board ** have fun with the cia
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7766477 at Safe For Work Random Board ** have fun with the cia
#4938 to #4937 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Lays Miserables ** a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video)
#4939 to #4938 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Ukraine ** DANADANA DAN DAN DANANANANA
#4940 to #4939 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #720891 at Friendly ** BANANANANANANAAN BANANANANANAA
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #720891 at Friendly ** BANANANANANANAAN BANANANANANAA
#4941 to #4940 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at i don't know maybe ask bob ** Hi Death, I'm dad.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at i don't know maybe ask bob ** Hi Death, I'm dad.
#4942 to #4941 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #63371 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** killah clown
#4943 to #4942 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Kissing booth ** from outer space.
#4944 to #4943 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at I think this will be good for community. ** grumpah kat
#4945 to #4944 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Technology Board ** amazing picture
#4946 to #4945 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at (untitled) ** letz roll anothah
#4947 to #4946 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #59211 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** and now for something completely different.
#4948 to #4947 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #547678 at Ponyville ** Something even more amazing
#4949 to #4948 - captainspankmonkey (02/18/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #128208 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** dat nasty.
#4950 to #4949 - funkydiscomaggot (02/18/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #7676904 at Safe For Work Random Board ** it iz nasty
#4919 - funkydiscomaggot (01/29/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Oh baby ** The best roll, ever.
#4920 to #4919 - captainspankmonkey (01/30/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #544415 at Friendly ** MFW you use toilet paper instead of tissues, casul.
#4921 to #4920 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #7607233 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ur a casul
#4923 to #4922 - funkydiscomaggot (02/01/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Our Yasuo vs Their Graves ** no u
#4924 to #4923 - captainspankmonkey (02/02/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Colored Text ** yes u.
#4925 to #4924 - funkydiscomaggot (02/05/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #260 at I love cosplays ** no u
#4926 to #4925 - captainspankmonkey (02/05/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7422614 at Safe For Work Random Board ** stop rolling anime.
#4927 to #4926 - funkydiscomaggot (02/05/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #7658225 at Safe For Work Random Board ** no u
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #7658225 at Safe For Work Random Board ** no u
#4928 to #4927 - captainspankmonkey (02/05/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at I laugh ** c, no u
#4929 to #4928 - funkydiscomaggot (02/05/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #297 at Cringe Compilation Part 11 ** no u
User avatar #4912 - hateandwhiskey (01/12/2014) [-]
you are a sausage
User avatar #4913 to #4912 - captainspankmonkey (01/12/2014) [-]
atleast i am not a mentally insane astronaut.
User avatar #4914 to #4913 - hateandwhiskey (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm a spaceman you ****
#4916 to #4915 - hateandwhiskey (01/12/2014) [-]
and you can't call me &quot;mentally insane&quot;   
   
not only because that sounds dumb as 						****					 but because i'm a NORP   
   
i pay bills
and you can't call me "mentally insane"

not only because that sounds dumb as **** but because i'm a NORP

i pay bills
#4917 to #4916 - captainspankmonkey (01/12/2014) [-]
Do NORP's always take chocolate shrooms? I don't think so.

Though for some reason, stating that you pay bills kind of worked in turns of making me think you are becoming normal.

So how is your little world going?
User avatar #4918 to #4917 - hateandwhiskey (01/13/2014) [-]
that doesnt have **** to do with **** you ****
#4900 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas capt.







I've been god diz year so my present of you admitting dat i'm smart and alpha is due capt.
#4901 to #4900 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, Jesse.   
   
 Maybe if you give me enough alcoholic eggnog, maybe.
Merry Christmas to you too, Jesse.

Maybe if you give me enough alcoholic eggnog, maybe.
#4902 to #4901 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
Drinking bad on diz special day now give me present.
Drinking bad on diz special day now give me present.
#4903 to #4902 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
It is tradition, don't 						****					 with it.   
   
I got no presents, Jesse. I can't throw things at my monitor.
It is tradition, don't **** with it.

I got no presents, Jesse. I can't throw things at my monitor.
#4904 to #4903 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
Yu can break it diz year!   
   
STEAM 						*****					.
Yu can break it diz year!

STEAM ***** .
#4905 to #4904 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
No, I need my delicious juices

Inb4 all I have on Steam is a bunch of strategy game demo's.
How about a M&B Warband Serial Key that may or may not work?
#4906 to #4905 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
No, wot yu need is love and frondship.    
   
I give yu the best thing since flaming liqour as your present.
No, wot yu need is love and frondship.

I give yu the best thing since flaming liqour as your present.
#4907 to #4906 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
Back to worshipping Pinkie?   
   
Unless I get a gene splice and shoot fire, I think my tongue would burn.
Back to worshipping Pinkie?

Unless I get a gene splice and shoot fire, I think my tongue would burn.
#4908 to #4907 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES YU FOOL.    
   
We must suffer to do kewl things capt.
CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES YU FOOL.

We must suffer to do kewl things capt.
#4909 to #4908 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
I'll  take that as a yes.   
   
And burn 						****					.
I'll take that as a yes.

And burn **** .
#4910 to #4909 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
But no.

No burning for u.
#4911 to #4910 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
Too bad.

Someone needs to burn the orphanages for the homeless.
#4887 to #4866 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #77825 at Friendly ** MFW I always start out poor.
#4888 to #4887 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6723063 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW a smaller nation destroys me.
#4889 to #4888 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Fasten on your seat belts ** MFW when the same thing happens as Poland.
#4890 to #4889 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6710846 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW Play as Sweden and then have an awesome economy without cheats
#4891 to #4890 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6842290 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW France gets close to me.
#4892 to #4891 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Whenever I try to Drive in a Game ** MFW I am England
#4893 to #4892 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6962084 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW as Prussia.
#4894 to #4893 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Shadowphanact ** MFW as Austria and kills Hungarian king in war.
#4895 to #4894 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at Fallout ** MFW It takes a minute for someone to kill my king.
#4896 to #4895 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Obligatory Pokémon/Tumblr Post ** MFW I get really rich as Austria by taking over Venice.
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Obligatory Pokémon/Tumblr Post ** MFW I get really rich as Austria by taking over Venice.
#4897 to #4896 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 5 ** MFW Nobles rebel because I decided to let women have some power in Poland.
#4898 to #4897 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #837383 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** MFW Burgundy has a lot more armies than I do.
#4899 to #4898 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7999 at Friendly ** MFW ponies ruin my win.
#4868 to #4867 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Dafuq did i just read ** heresy's feels
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Dafuq did i just read ** heresy's feels
#4869 to #4868 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6725342 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Heretics are Doge.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6725342 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Heretics are Doge.
#4870 to #4869 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Source of life ** Doge are heretics
#4871 to #4870 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Alpha Crab ** Indeed
#4872 to #4871 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Motivation at the gym ** The roll gods better give me something good, here goes my roll
#4873 to #4872 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at The Dangers of Tradition ** I have a bad feeling about this.
#4874 to #4873 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #79716 at Friendly ** You got something bad lel, MFW Holy Roman Emperor in EU3
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #79716 at Friendly ** You got something bad lel, MFW Holy Roman Emperor in EU3
#4875 to #4874 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at AH! ** MFW Polish King.
#4876 to #4875 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #100930 at Friendly ** MFW I conquer Italy
#4877 to #4876 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6963283 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW when I see Carthage attack me with a legion of Triemes.
#4878 to #4877 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6704884 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW I am France and I own half of Germany
#4879 to #4878 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at winnie the dick ** MFW I only conquer Hesse as Prussia and then France/Sweden declares war on me.
#4880 to #4879 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Another day in Aussietown ** MFW I have caused a European World War.
#4881 to #4880 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Cute Moth ** MFW Serbian rebels.
#4882 to #4881 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #62763 at Friendly ** MFW I lose to the Ottomans as Serbia
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #62763 at Friendly ** MFW I lose to the Ottomans as Serbia
#4883 to #4882 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6754351 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW I run out of diplomats.
#4884 to #4883 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Richard is a whore ** MFW I use cheatcodes
#4885 to #4884 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6736932 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW I don't.
#4886 to #4885 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Enlightened ** MFW you can't really run an economy on EU3 without cheat codes.
#4865 to #4862 - captainspankmonkey (12/05/2013) [-]
&lt; - Leader of Serbia.
< - Leader of Serbia.
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