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- I mean, I enjoyed Dark Souls but saying that Link would die ea…
Not what Link was expecting
It's the players who will die fast.
- What he said, abhumans. We'll take them into our army and…
Hadocex Yssuitelay Wablels
Here you go.
Seconds? That's still an improvement from the standard guardsmen, they usually die as soon as they show up.
Then you don't have enough guardsmen
NEVER ENOUGH GUARDSMEN!!!!!!!!
- That's not a stand user, that's a ******** user.
I'm a strong man who needs...
Much like yourself?
- Breeding Yea, more like ******** out miniature versions of…
DnD is classist and racist!
- >MFW I want draw on a tablet using photoshop because I have…
Araki simply forgot
do it or no balls
You could try drawing more geometric characters for comics until your main style matures.
- >That time Joseph got revived back to life using Dio's bloo…
In a nutshell
- You're actually onto something because those green skins tend …
Fuck the tau
- >Ignoring his wife and daughter >Ignoring his French…
He didn't get along well with his wife and daughter
, and he thinks
polpol is dead because of that run-in with the mafia
I'm not sure on any of this.
His wife divorced him for reasons. His issue is that he is severely emotionally handicapped hence why he never paid his daughter much attention. He's pretty much autistic.
PolPol is pretty alive, he's an important part of Vento Aureo.
It's theorized, and makes sense, that Jotaro suffers from abandonment issues and PTSD.
The former being from his father never being present, which eventually made him a delinquent. "How much trouble can I cause until I force him to come back, even if it's to give me shit?" basically.
PTSD, evidently, from his time in Egypt.
Simply repeating multiple times "Useless Useless" will make him visibly on edge. The events of Stardust Crusaders, and the death of all his friends, gave him a new mentality from part 4 onwards that he refuses to let anyone die.
He blames himself for everyone's death. Which is why, spoilers,
He abandons his daughter because of stand users having "gravity", he knows if he stays around his daughter for too long she might get involved in stand fuckery, he at least wanted to spare her from this, Bizarre Adventure, until she really needs him, which is why he gave her the necklace in Part 6. He loves his daughter so much and doesn't want any harm to come to her. That paired with his desire to save everyone, is why he preferred to save Jolyne in part 6, instead of killing Pucci when he could.
His entire "too cool 4 u" attitude is just his way to cope, he feels pathetic, weak, and worthless. So he pretends to feel the opposite. Literally in a "If I lie to myself enough I'll eventually believe it"
Yes, I've read that explanation before and indeed it makes perfect sense. But I still wanna slap his shit when he had so many wonderful people on his life that loved him so dearly.
I get the PTSD from Egypt and what it caused but before that he had the best mother ever who even tolerated his tough guy acts. How does one get so emotionally insensitive with such a good, loving example in their life?
Because she could never ever get mad at him ever.
Despite being such an asshole, she was never mad at him
He does care about his mother, best example is when he saw what happened to her, when she collapsed, he decided he was entirely on board for finding DIO.
So, lack of discipline? Hm...
Still wanna slap his shit. I don't hate him or anything, its just... God dammit, Jotaro!
I know good old polpol is alive, but I thought that when he had his run-in with Diavolo and the gang, he was injured and left for dead. He survived, but I thought that everyone thought he was dead.
So sorry for how often I said "thought" or anything along the same lines. As you can probably tell, I don't remember VA that well at all.
Ahhh that does make a lot of sense. Should have seen it through the character's perspective.
No worries, wording is a bitch. I haven't read VA yet but got spoiled so hard not even Crazy Diamond can fix it.
Don't sweat it, if I helped then that's great.
I read less than half of VA because the translations were kind of horrible at some points, and it spoiled it a bit for me.
I have also been spoiled on pretty much anything, but to be honest spoiling JoJo hasn't done anything to my enjoyment of the series. I guess it's cause everything is so BIZARRE that you kind of wonder how everything even turned out that way. Maybe that's just me, though.
As far as manga go, I'm still on Phantom Blood. But I'm caught up on the anime.
Yeah, apart from "X" dies it's hard to spoil Jojo. I can't even explain it properly to my friends (I usually say "dude, watch it, you'll thank me later")
- Can confirm, I too became black.
Then I awakened my masters
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