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#25509 - That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse. Yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25507 - Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guill…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25505 - Sociopathic tendencies ahoy! Hate ain't got nothing on that. …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25506 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
He called my best buddy names
nig had to suffer big time.

then there was diz one time i made some user on here think i would give him l4d2 as a gift...i wasnt even trying
he was so happy enough it
he waited a few days til he realized i was joking
poor guy.

#25507 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guillotine with him.

That ain't as bad, funny, but not as evil (though justified) as the last one.
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25503 - The Eldritch Abomination is a type of creature defined b…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25504 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
....wot.

i take pleasure in finding out their hopes and dreams and then finding way to ruin it.

I did it once to diz one user on here.
He removed me years ago, but stole some items from me from tf2
then last year he came back to me
he was so happy and joyful to see me
his gf of 8 years broke up with him a year before
he had no friends left to trust
he came to me thinking that i would still help him and be his friend
....that poor guy
played him like a fiddle in a countrybar
convinced him to give me some of his rare items
then told him to fuk off and that he will never have someone to trust
then gave those stole items to my best buddy
cuz that ex friend didnt like him so i figured it would be a nice present for him
we both laughed

broke a man and ruined his trust in others and made best buddy happy
best thing i ever did


#25505 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Sociopathic tendencies ahoy! Hate ain't got nothing on that.
But jeez, that poor bastard didn't know who was messing with apparently.

#25506 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
He called my best buddy names
nig had to suffer big time.

then there was diz one time i made some user on here think i would give him l4d2 as a gift...i wasnt even trying
he was so happy enough it
he waited a few days til he realized i was joking
poor guy.

#25507 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guillotine with him.

That ain't as bad, funny, but not as evil (though justified) as the last one.
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25501 - Breaking people is like crack. You should try out being an…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25502 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Eldritch Deity?
#25503 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
The Eldritch Abomination is a type of creature defined by its disregard for the natural laws of the universe as we understand them. They are grotesque mockeries of reality beyond comprehension whose disturbing otherness cannot be encompassed in any mortal tongue. Humans suffer Brown Note or Go Mad from the Revelation effects just from witnessing their Alien Geometries. Reality itself warps around them. Any rules that they do follow are beyond our understanding, as are what motives they might have for any of their actions.
Or just a god that enjoys breaking the sanity of hoomans, watching their priceless reactions and making sure they suffer. Sometimes for a price. Sounds like it's up in your alley.
#25504 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
....wot.

i take pleasure in finding out their hopes and dreams and then finding way to ruin it.

I did it once to diz one user on here.
He removed me years ago, but stole some items from me from tf2
then last year he came back to me
he was so happy and joyful to see me
his gf of 8 years broke up with him a year before
he had no friends left to trust
he came to me thinking that i would still help him and be his friend
....that poor guy
played him like a fiddle in a countrybar
convinced him to give me some of his rare items
then told him to fuk off and that he will never have someone to trust
then gave those stole items to my best buddy
cuz that ex friend didnt like him so i figured it would be a nice present for him
we both laughed

broke a man and ruined his trust in others and made best buddy happy
best thing i ever did


#25505 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Sociopathic tendencies ahoy! Hate ain't got nothing on that.
But jeez, that poor bastard didn't know who was messing with apparently.

#25506 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
He called my best buddy names
nig had to suffer big time.

then there was diz one time i made some user on here think i would give him l4d2 as a gift...i wasnt even trying
he was so happy enough it
he waited a few days til he realized i was joking
poor guy.

#25507 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guillotine with him.

That ain't as bad, funny, but not as evil (though justified) as the last one.
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25499 - Considering that you did blackmail, I'm finding that idea more…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25500 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
it was like crack
u do it once
and u do it everyone dat isnt mentallt sane
#25501 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Breaking people is like crack.
You should try out being an Eldritch deity, Jesse.
#25502 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Eldritch Deity?
#25503 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
The Eldritch Abomination is a type of creature defined by its disregard for the natural laws of the universe as we understand them. They are grotesque mockeries of reality beyond comprehension whose disturbing otherness cannot be encompassed in any mortal tongue. Humans suffer Brown Note or Go Mad from the Revelation effects just from witnessing their Alien Geometries. Reality itself warps around them. Any rules that they do follow are beyond our understanding, as are what motives they might have for any of their actions.
Or just a god that enjoys breaking the sanity of hoomans, watching their priceless reactions and making sure they suffer. Sometimes for a price. Sounds like it's up in your alley.
#25504 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
....wot.

i take pleasure in finding out their hopes and dreams and then finding way to ruin it.

I did it once to diz one user on here.
He removed me years ago, but stole some items from me from tf2
then last year he came back to me
he was so happy and joyful to see me
his gf of 8 years broke up with him a year before
he had no friends left to trust
he came to me thinking that i would still help him and be his friend
....that poor guy
played him like a fiddle in a countrybar
convinced him to give me some of his rare items
then told him to fuk off and that he will never have someone to trust
then gave those stole items to my best buddy
cuz that ex friend didnt like him so i figured it would be a nice present for him
we both laughed

broke a man and ruined his trust in others and made best buddy happy
best thing i ever did


#25505 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Sociopathic tendencies ahoy! Hate ain't got nothing on that.
But jeez, that poor bastard didn't know who was messing with apparently.

#25506 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
He called my best buddy names
nig had to suffer big time.

then there was diz one time i made some user on here think i would give him l4d2 as a gift...i wasnt even trying
he was so happy enough it
he waited a few days til he realized i was joking
poor guy.

#25507 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guillotine with him.

That ain't as bad, funny, but not as evil (though justified) as the last one.
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25497 - Jesse breaking someone mentally. That's some science fiction …  [+] (16 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25498 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
...I may
may have done that more times than you think capt
#25499 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Considering that you did blackmail, I'm finding that idea more accepting.
#25500 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
it was like crack
u do it once
and u do it everyone dat isnt mentallt sane
#25501 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Breaking people is like crack.
You should try out being an Eldritch deity, Jesse.
#25502 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Eldritch Deity?
#25503 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
The Eldritch Abomination is a type of creature defined by its disregard for the natural laws of the universe as we understand them. They are grotesque mockeries of reality beyond comprehension whose disturbing otherness cannot be encompassed in any mortal tongue. Humans suffer Brown Note or Go Mad from the Revelation effects just from witnessing their Alien Geometries. Reality itself warps around them. Any rules that they do follow are beyond our understanding, as are what motives they might have for any of their actions.
Or just a god that enjoys breaking the sanity of hoomans, watching their priceless reactions and making sure they suffer. Sometimes for a price. Sounds like it's up in your alley.
#25504 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
....wot.

i take pleasure in finding out their hopes and dreams and then finding way to ruin it.

I did it once to diz one user on here.
He removed me years ago, but stole some items from me from tf2
then last year he came back to me
he was so happy and joyful to see me
his gf of 8 years broke up with him a year before
he had no friends left to trust
he came to me thinking that i would still help him and be his friend
....that poor guy
played him like a fiddle in a countrybar
convinced him to give me some of his rare items
then told him to fuk off and that he will never have someone to trust
then gave those stole items to my best buddy
cuz that ex friend didnt like him so i figured it would be a nice present for him
we both laughed

broke a man and ruined his trust in others and made best buddy happy
best thing i ever did


#25505 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Sociopathic tendencies ahoy! Hate ain't got nothing on that.
But jeez, that poor bastard didn't know who was messing with apparently.

#25506 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
He called my best buddy names
nig had to suffer big time.

then there was diz one time i made some user on here think i would give him l4d2 as a gift...i wasnt even trying
he was so happy enough it
he waited a few days til he realized i was joking
poor guy.

#25507 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guillotine with him.

That ain't as bad, funny, but not as evil (though justified) as the last one.
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25495 - Why did you stop though? He run out of money?  [+] (18 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25496 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
I kinda...broke him....
he snapped after a year then removed me everywhere
he was poor to begin with
but damn his reactions were priceless.
#25497 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Jesse breaking someone mentally. That's some science fiction shit right there.
Priceless and you got money. For a while.
#25498 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
...I may
may have done that more times than you think capt
#25499 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Considering that you did blackmail, I'm finding that idea more accepting.
#25500 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
it was like crack
u do it once
and u do it everyone dat isnt mentallt sane
#25501 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Breaking people is like crack.
You should try out being an Eldritch deity, Jesse.
#25502 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Eldritch Deity?
#25503 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
The Eldritch Abomination is a type of creature defined by its disregard for the natural laws of the universe as we understand them. They are grotesque mockeries of reality beyond comprehension whose disturbing otherness cannot be encompassed in any mortal tongue. Humans suffer Brown Note or Go Mad from the Revelation effects just from witnessing their Alien Geometries. Reality itself warps around them. Any rules that they do follow are beyond our understanding, as are what motives they might have for any of their actions.
Or just a god that enjoys breaking the sanity of hoomans, watching their priceless reactions and making sure they suffer. Sometimes for a price. Sounds like it's up in your alley.
#25504 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
....wot.

i take pleasure in finding out their hopes and dreams and then finding way to ruin it.

I did it once to diz one user on here.
He removed me years ago, but stole some items from me from tf2
then last year he came back to me
he was so happy and joyful to see me
his gf of 8 years broke up with him a year before
he had no friends left to trust
he came to me thinking that i would still help him and be his friend
....that poor guy
played him like a fiddle in a countrybar
convinced him to give me some of his rare items
then told him to fuk off and that he will never have someone to trust
then gave those stole items to my best buddy
cuz that ex friend didnt like him so i figured it would be a nice present for him
we both laughed

broke a man and ruined his trust in others and made best buddy happy
best thing i ever did


#25505 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Sociopathic tendencies ahoy! Hate ain't got nothing on that.
But jeez, that poor bastard didn't know who was messing with apparently.

#25506 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
He called my best buddy names
nig had to suffer big time.

then there was diz one time i made some user on here think i would give him l4d2 as a gift...i wasnt even trying
he was so happy enough it
he waited a few days til he realized i was joking
poor guy.

#25507 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guillotine with him.

That ain't as bad, funny, but not as evil (though justified) as the last one.
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25493 - You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some … 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25491 - GG no re, Satan.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25489 - Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old? Did he …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25487 - I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25485 - Uh... Wot. **** it, I'll just find some **** …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25486 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yu have no idea how much weird shit i have of blackmail i collected over the years.
Yay
#25487 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25483 - Only if it is related to necrophilia.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25484 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will a screencap of a 15 year old boy admitting he put alcohol up his asshole and have his dad walk in on him doing ti work?
#25485 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Uh... Wot.
Fuck it, I'll just find some shit to redraw then. Fuck payment.
2awkward for me.
#25486 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yu have no idea how much weird shit i have of blackmail i collected over the years.
Yay
#25487 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25481 - 50$ a piece then.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25482 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will blackmail of people i know work fine?
#25483 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Only if it is related to necrophilia.
#25484 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will a screencap of a 15 year old boy admitting he put alcohol up his asshole and have his dad walk in on him doing ti work?
#25485 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Uh... Wot.
Fuck it, I'll just find some shit to redraw then. Fuck payment.
2awkward for me.
#25486 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yu have no idea how much weird shit i have of blackmail i collected over the years.
Yay
#25487 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25479 - Messy hair time then.  [+] (14 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25480 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Ill pay u with love if u do so
#25481 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
50$ a piece then.
#25482 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will blackmail of people i know work fine?
#25483 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Only if it is related to necrophilia.
#25484 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will a screencap of a 15 year old boy admitting he put alcohol up his asshole and have his dad walk in on him doing ti work?
#25485 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Uh... Wot.
Fuck it, I'll just find some shit to redraw then. Fuck payment.
2awkward for me.
#25486 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yu have no idea how much weird shit i have of blackmail i collected over the years.
Yay
#25487 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25477 - Only if I can think of an idea and the comic/picture I'm tryin…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25478 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No ideas jsut draw her a bucnh of pics of her for me.
It ended the right way capt.
#25479 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Messy hair time then.
#25480 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Ill pay u with love if u do so
#25481 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
50$ a piece then.
#25482 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will blackmail of people i know work fine?
#25483 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Only if it is related to necrophilia.
#25484 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will a screencap of a 15 year old boy admitting he put alcohol up his asshole and have his dad walk in on him doing ti work?
#25485 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Uh... Wot.
Fuck it, I'll just find some shit to redraw then. Fuck payment.
2awkward for me.
#25486 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yu have no idea how much weird shit i have of blackmail i collected over the years.
Yay
#25487 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25475 - It taught me a valuable lesson. **** drawing anime …  [+] (18 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25476 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Draw more things for me plz.
#25477 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Only if I can think of an idea and the comic/picture I'm trying to implicate is easy to draw.
I was planning on adding the fourth panel where you trip on something, but your hair annoyed so I said fuck it and ended it on "annoyed man".
#25478 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No ideas jsut draw her a bucnh of pics of her for me.
It ended the right way capt.
#25479 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Messy hair time then.
#25480 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Ill pay u with love if u do so
#25481 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
50$ a piece then.
#25482 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will blackmail of people i know work fine?
#25483 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Only if it is related to necrophilia.
#25484 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will a screencap of a 15 year old boy admitting he put alcohol up his asshole and have his dad walk in on him doing ti work?
#25485 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Uh... Wot.
Fuck it, I'll just find some shit to redraw then. Fuck payment.
2awkward for me.
#25486 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yu have no idea how much weird shit i have of blackmail i collected over the years.
Yay
#25487 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#25473 - I got bored, made this. **** I hate drawing t…  [+] (48 new replies) 03/30/2015 on deadninja's profile 0
#25514 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
ill blame bit for all diz so its okai
#25515 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Some reason, I expected you to use Bit as someone to blame.
You can also check mark him for making me find fucking with you hilarious.
#25516 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Becuz he was the one that got me more into how messed up the internet was/
Ill beat him with a banana.
#25517 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Everyone finds their guide to the internet someplace.
I want to hug him. I'd kiss him but than he'd kick me in the nuts.
#25518 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Dats some ghey level shit capt
#25519 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
#25520 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
#25521 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
#25494 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Dats what i pretti much did
have 2 folders worth of blackmail on him
#25495 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why did you stop though?
He run out of money?
#25496 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
I kinda...broke him....
he snapped after a year then removed me everywhere
he was poor to begin with
but damn his reactions were priceless.
#25497 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Jesse breaking someone mentally. That's some science fiction shit right there.
Priceless and you got money. For a while.
#25498 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
...I may
may have done that more times than you think capt
#25499 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Considering that you did blackmail, I'm finding that idea more accepting.
#25500 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
it was like crack
u do it once
and u do it everyone dat isnt mentallt sane
#25501 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Breaking people is like crack.
You should try out being an Eldritch deity, Jesse.
#25502 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Eldritch Deity?
#25503 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
The Eldritch Abomination is a type of creature defined by its disregard for the natural laws of the universe as we understand them. They are grotesque mockeries of reality beyond comprehension whose disturbing otherness cannot be encompassed in any mortal tongue. Humans suffer Brown Note or Go Mad from the Revelation effects just from witnessing their Alien Geometries. Reality itself warps around them. Any rules that they do follow are beyond our understanding, as are what motives they might have for any of their actions.
Or just a god that enjoys breaking the sanity of hoomans, watching their priceless reactions and making sure they suffer. Sometimes for a price. Sounds like it's up in your alley.
#25504 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
....wot.

i take pleasure in finding out their hopes and dreams and then finding way to ruin it.

I did it once to diz one user on here.
He removed me years ago, but stole some items from me from tf2
then last year he came back to me
he was so happy and joyful to see me
his gf of 8 years broke up with him a year before
he had no friends left to trust
he came to me thinking that i would still help him and be his friend
....that poor guy
played him like a fiddle in a countrybar
convinced him to give me some of his rare items
then told him to fuk off and that he will never have someone to trust
then gave those stole items to my best buddy
cuz that ex friend didnt like him so i figured it would be a nice present for him
we both laughed

broke a man and ruined his trust in others and made best buddy happy
best thing i ever did


#25505 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Sociopathic tendencies ahoy! Hate ain't got nothing on that.
But jeez, that poor bastard didn't know who was messing with apparently.

#25506 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
He called my best buddy names
nig had to suffer big time.

then there was diz one time i made some user on here think i would give him l4d2 as a gift...i wasnt even trying
he was so happy enough it
he waited a few days til he realized i was joking
poor guy.

#25507 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Name calling is a high offense in your realm. Off to the guillotine with him.

That ain't as bad, funny, but not as evil (though justified) as the last one.
#25508 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No one bullies my best bud but me.

I have one screencap where diz one user explains how his former best friend raped him anally...
#25509 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
That is logic that I can fully understand, Jesse.

You got some fucking aura around you that attracts blackmail worthy shit.
#25510 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Its the best kind capt.

I suppose having a screencap of making fun that oen kid confessing his love to his crush
then have her turn him down
then my best bud and i make "you got a friend in me" jokes from toy story at him and watched him snap and break mentally that night huh?
#25511 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Damn right.

That too. Extra spicy blackmail.
#25512 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes.

im a terrible person
#25513 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It's okay lil nigga, at least you make for some good unintentional advice on being a clever terrible person.

That and this shit makes for a good read.
#25474 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
10/10 it belongs in a museum capt
#25475 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
It taught me a valuable lesson.
Fuck drawing anime and mango hair.
#25476 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Draw more things for me plz.
#25477 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Only if I can think of an idea and the comic/picture I'm trying to implicate is easy to draw.
I was planning on adding the fourth panel where you trip on something, but your hair annoyed so I said fuck it and ended it on "annoyed man".
#25478 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
No ideas jsut draw her a bucnh of pics of her for me.
It ended the right way capt.
#25479 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Messy hair time then.
#25480 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Ill pay u with love if u do so
#25481 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
50$ a piece then.
#25482 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will blackmail of people i know work fine?
#25483 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Only if it is related to necrophilia.
#25484 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Will a screencap of a 15 year old boy admitting he put alcohol up his asshole and have his dad walk in on him doing ti work?
#25485 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Uh... Wot.
Fuck it, I'll just find some shit to redraw then. Fuck payment.
2awkward for me.
#25486 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Yu have no idea how much weird shit i have of blackmail i collected over the years.
Yay
#25487 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure whether to be curious or scared.
#25488 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
alot are from just one 15 year old kid
its
its somthin dat im not proud to have at times.
#25489 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
Why were you gathering blackmail on a 15 year old?
Did he fuck your mom and tell you about it in COD multiplayer?
#25490 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
Cuz i figured
"he dumb enough to pay me to not show these to his crush or anyone"
and he did pay me
and yet i still showed them
im evil
#25491 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
GG no re, Satan.
#25492 - deadninja (03/30/2015) [-]
gotta love money capt
#25493 - captainspankmonkey (03/30/2015) [-]
You could have done it more than once. Wait till he did some shit to you, remind him of blackmail, get paid. Repeat.
#17 - Go Aryan or go to Auschwitz. 03/29/2015 on pls withhold the ban hammer +14
#73 - I wasn't aware of that. Are the others on your soundcloud? …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Another FJ inspired song +1
User avatar #76 - hashtronaut (03/28/2015) [-]
actually a good portion of them are just vocaroos i did as comments

ie: one time someone did a poll that was like "how do you browse funnyjunk" and the options were [ ] on a laptop [ ] on a mobile or [ ] in the dark... or some shit like that.. so this was my comment vocaroo.com/i/s13lsDsA9O3r
#70 - FJ related mixtape? And a good one at that? Good job, matey. Y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Another FJ inspired song +2
User avatar #71 - hashtronaut (03/28/2015) [-]
actually ive made several songs FJ related and admin hasn't ever shown his approval one time


but... hey, i do it for the the underdogs. the people who never EXPECT anyone to do it for them
User avatar #73 - captainspankmonkey (03/28/2015) [-]
I wasn't aware of that. Are the others on your soundcloud?
But hey, that's an admirable thing to do.
User avatar #76 - hashtronaut (03/28/2015) [-]
actually a good portion of them are just vocaroos i did as comments

ie: one time someone did a poll that was like "how do you browse funnyjunk" and the options were [ ] on a laptop [ ] on a mobile or [ ] in the dark... or some shit like that.. so this was my comment vocaroo.com/i/s13lsDsA9O3r
#4 - So many choices. Help me. 03/28/2015 on CYOA Towergirls +3
#8 - I am not good at saying really well written encouraging text b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Help Me FJ +2
User avatar #10 - drnophd (03/27/2015) [-]
thanks man <3
#5 - I don't got anything really good at the moment, but I'd like t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on I need something to doodle. +1
#20 - bahtzee (03/27/2015) [-]
Complete with a Dark Souls reference.

Comments(5023):

[ 5023 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5744 - captainspankmonkey (03/23/2015) [-]
stickied by captainspankmonkey
Get out of here, anons. I see you lurkin'.
#5901 to #5900 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Heyo Uber-Capitalist Asami.
Heyo Uber-Capitalist Asami.
User avatar #5928 to #5901 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
What I need is Rick's portal gun from Rick and Morty and enter a universe when Asami is a ruthless tyrannical bitch who owns everything on earth and in the spirit world while I am one of her servants.
#5929 to #5928 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
And then she would take some expensive as **** wine and pour it on you and the floor, tell you to clean it up with a tiny rag, and proceed to talk **** to you because it's fun.

Good times.

User avatar #5930 to #5929 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Nah. She'd make a system. Namely Asami "employs" slave labor female maids because they're weaker and frailer and easier to break psychologically and physically

Korra is her pet project because its been 4 years and she hasn't cracked once. Asami frequentl smashes furniture in her house with a baseball bat screaming her ass off how she hasn't broken her yet.
User avatar #5931 to #5930 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
And where to do male servants fit into the system? Or is there any at all?
User avatar #5932 to #5931 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
They're probably the people with special keys allowed to use the Sato massive fortune to pay for any damages around the house usually caused by Asami's temper tantrums.
User avatar #5933 to #5932 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
I was going to say how you could put that much trust into people like that with such fortune, but I imagine you'd have to manipulate them into being loyal as **** servants.

Any who, I'm off for the night to sleep so I can get energy for some weekend work. Nice talking with ye.
User avatar #5916 to #5901 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
A law was passed into place called "AB 12"

This law grants certain foster youth the right to an exclusive kind of welfare called "AB12" which is a monthly check of around $800

You can do two things with this check

1- Have the check mailed to you so you can pay all your bills (or at least some of them this is really for foster youth who aren't terrible at spending money)

or 2- Give your check to THP services for them to pay all your rent and utilities for you. So essentially you never have to worry about not having any money to pay your landlord for the month.
User avatar #5917 to #5916 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Oh welfare, when have you not brought troubles?

Those older ones should be out and about trying to do their dream job or trying to become capitalist super-stars, not hang around the foster home. Maybe I just don't know the laws/rules of this **** too well since I never grew up in the city/suburban world but still, that sounds ***** .
User avatar #5918 to #5917 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
There is more to AB12 then what I just described allow me to reiterate further

First off this AB12 welfare goes exclusively to foster youth and is only yours until your 24th birthday (and even then this is extremely rare because you need to show a judge documented proof you're mentally/physially disabled to be granted this 3 year extension)

Secondly you cannot just wait and rely solely on your AB12 because this is to help you get an establishing bank account. They will not give this to you unless you're A: Employed. B: Volunteering to earn credits for employment. C: At school.
User avatar #5919 to #5918 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Okay that makes more sense, I guess. In the sense that there is less of a likeness of leaching on money with no good reason behind it.

If I may ask, why did you take the job?

User avatar #5920 to #5919 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I failed college and I was given a choice

Full time Managment over at Goodwill where I needed to manage literal "helmet wearing" retards in their late 40's.

Foster Parent.

I pretty much chucked my 2 week notice at my boss and walked out.
#5921 to #5920 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Well **** man.

Guess your choice could be classified as the "lesser evil" route.
User avatar #5922 to #5921 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Besides my job ******* loves me it pays me double

No way in hell Goodwill would have done that.
User avatar #5923 to #5922 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Oh, even better then!

More dosh for the troubles.
User avatar #5924 to #5923 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
That means more LoK chapters. I can't wait until my section 8 kicks in so I don't have to force shovelfuls of money to my landlords over at Tomayo

I was a former AB12 youth but i'm 21 now. This job is my only source of income I can't lose it for any reason.
User avatar #5925 to #5924 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Well you certainly got yourself in a better (from assumption here) situation here than I was expecting when we started this. Hopefully, taking care of the brats doesn't weigh ye down too much.
User avatar #5926 to #5925 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Tomayo is not nearly as good as THP

If I were smarter I would have picked THP when I was 18 instead of 20.
User avatar #5927 to #5926 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
All you need is a short-time frame Time machine.
#5902 to #5901 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
wut anime.

Hello Peasan...I mean friend.
#5903 to #5902 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Shirobako

How goes it, Noble?
#5904 to #5903 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Is it good

It was exhausting. I manicured my nails all day, bought a brand new Hummer H2 to add to the thousands of other Hummer H2 gas guzzlers I have in my massive garage.

I beat Korra...multiple times for little to reason at all

I masturbated multiple times on piles of money.

I demanded a large gold statue of me be built in the location Aang's statue currently was.

No in all seriousness I was at work for 8 hours and I am glad I actually got to lie down.
#5905 to #5904 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Honestly, I just google searched it. I have no idea if it is any good or not.

>Masturbating on top of money, possible getting your juice on it.
Goddamn it mang, the money is like a show dog. You got to keep it pristine.
All that other stuff is fine, especially the daily beating of your dindu.

I'm with you on that. Great to get home and just slam your face into something comfy.
#5906 to #5905 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I own banks friend. If I wanted to I could burn a billion yen in front of the citizens of republic city just to watch those 99%ers cry about it. Then I'll get wet at the sight of their tears and just schlick in front of them.

I'm never running out of money. Not when the Sato Dynasty will be ruling the lower and middle class until hell freezes over. Every mountain, forest, every single solitary grain of sand IS MINE!

You and me both friend. I'm not getting any new Asami artwork until Monday.
#5907 to #5906 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
DrinkingLowerClassTears.jpg

Then I shall wait some more for the next installment of that story you got going on DA.
User avatar #5908 to #5907 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Probably because I am half drunk at the moment but this picture made me bust out into tears of laughter.
User avatar #5909 to #5908 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
Alchohol is best enjoyed while spitting it out/ choking on it because of funny.
User avatar #5910 to #5909 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Anywho how has your day been for reals tho?
User avatar #5911 to #5910 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
So and so. Orders from customers were slow so I didn't have to deal with inane questions, but on the other hand I had a **** ton of paperwork to send out. So "fun" times in that regard.

Yezelf?
User avatar #5912 to #5911 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm a foster parent so my job requires me to transport youth to unorthadox locations.

Today I spent 4 hours in San Fransisco first at the Marine Biology exhibit and then at Bodega Bay.

The remaining 3 hours were spent at the Foster Home where I could feel all my braincells dying.
#5913 to #5912 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
"Foster parent"

And you are still slightly sane? That sounds like hell on wheels.
User avatar #5914 to #5913 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
It can be. I work at a very...particular foster home that deals with youth ages 13-24

Cleaning up after them is the ******* worst its like their previous parents didn't teach them to be slobs or unmotivated pieces of **** .
User avatar #5915 to #5914 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2015) [-]
I was imagining younger kids, around 4-14.

It seems like any teenagers I've come across have an natural "slobbery" to them, but around 19-24 and still being that way? How the **** is that possible?
User avatar #5889 - funkydiscomaggot (07/30/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls Not fearing interactions with police officers due to your gender identity.**
User avatar #5890 to #5889 - captainspankmonkey (07/30/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls You can easily find role models and mentors to emulate who share your identity.**
User avatar #5891 to #5890 - funkydiscomaggot (07/30/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls You do not have to defend you right to be a part of “Queer,” and gays and lesbians will not try to exclude you from “their” equal rights movement because of your gender identity (or any equality movement, including feminist rights).**
User avatar #5892 to #5891 - captainspankmonkey (07/30/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls You can access gender exclusive spaces such as the Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival, Greek Life, or Take Back the Night and not be excluded due to your trans status.**
User avatar #5893 to #5892 - funkydiscomaggot (07/30/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls Monk (Mnk)***roll 1, rpg name* time to get nerdy, get a class and name and let's go on a textventure
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User avatar #5898 to #5897 - funkydiscomaggot (07/30/2015) [-]
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#5879 to #5878 - captainspankmonkey (07/06/2015) [-]
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#5880 to #5879 - funkydiscomaggot (07/06/2015) [-]
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#5873 - funkydiscomaggot (06/29/2015) [-]
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#5877 to #5876 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2015) [-]
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#5870 - funkydiscomaggot (06/26/2015) [-]
Could you put seizure-color effects on this image, and make it disco-ish? i ask you because I'm a lazy fart bag to do it myself.
#5869 - funkydiscomaggot (06/24/2015) [-]
For the sake of humanity. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods
>implying you should kill yourself
#5865 - funkydiscomaggot (06/16/2015) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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#5854 - funkydiscomaggot (06/11/2015) [-]
Behold, my bad artistic skills! and bad lighting as well
#5857 to #5854 - captainspankmonkey (06/11/2015) [-]
it'ssomethingoutof10
#5852 - funkydiscomaggot (06/09/2015) [-]
Yo momma is so fat  she should be concerned because diabetus is a life-threatening disease!
Yo momma is so fat she should be concerned because diabetus is a life-threatening disease!
#5853 to #5852 - captainspankmonkey (06/10/2015) [-]
Yo momma so ugly,  she became due to people constantly ridiculing her ugliness.
Yo momma so ugly, she became due to people constantly ridiculing her ugliness.
#5851 - funkydiscomaggot (06/04/2015) [-]
&gt;mfw you interrupt me when browsing 			****
>mfw you interrupt me when browsing ****
#5845 - funkydiscomaggot (05/15/2015) [-]
MFW I found out you were a faggot
MFW I found out you were a faggot
#5850 to #5845 - captainspankmonkey (05/16/2015) [-]
MFW I found out you were a cigar.
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#5721 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
YOYoo bett Chuuuu H88 Nevaaa TAlk Reell ghetto DIgg diZZ CaPT
#5742 to #5721 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
YO  IMpLYIn He CAResss FAwr &lt;3 aN'' joAyy
YO IMpLYIn He CAResss FAwr <3 aN'' joAyy
#5722 to #5721 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Nahhh thAnks.
Nahhh thAnks.
#5723 to #5722 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
HW CAYn U UnDERStand Wott IM $ayin CaPt
#5724 to #5723 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Havin BLAQQ Wigger hoMIes.
#5725 to #5724 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
My ebonic translator is useless then.
#5726 to #5725 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoyO IT'$$$ OKaayyyyy LIl NiqQa,,,, CHuu Gotss TA B BLAcKuhh ThNNN dAT.
#5727 to #5726 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
how did u find it capt
#5728 to #5727 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
*****		   niQqa AH FOwndd DaT $hiT Uh YRR Ago An' AH $till had ITT Awn Mahh BOokmarkS.
***** niQqa AH FOwndd DaT $hiT Uh YRR Ago An' AH $till had ITT Awn Mahh BOokmarkS.
#5729 to #5728 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
i think i got it from u then.
#5730 to #5729 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
iM DAA OrigInAl NiqQa.     
 Aside from Hate but he more of a side 			*****		.
iM DAA OrigInAl NiqQa.
Aside from Hate but he more of a side ***** .
#5731 to #5730 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
But hes a zebra   
even tho he denies dat he isnt   
but he is
But hes a zebra
even tho he denies dat he isnt
but he is
#5732 to #5731 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
H8 B Uh BLaq CrackUh Wifff wHitE-a$$$ yn HeS Blaqq AsS??
************ oREO CooKIEE ZebRa NIqQA
#5733 to #5732 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white   
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
Its cuz his daddy black magician and his mommy white
dat when he became a zebra 2 me
#5734 to #5733 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
h8 IZZ BAsIcaLLeeeee EDgayY OBaMa.
#5735 to #5734 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
all diz time i known him i could have used obama jokes on him
im such a fool
#5736 to #5735 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh &quot;cHANge&quot;in Dat.
Ahhh Gue$$$$ chu CaYn $aayy Dere IZ Nahh "cHANge"in Dat.
#5737 to #5736 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
when u see him call him a obama zebra for me
#5738 to #5737 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
yoYoo aAs iff Chu Wass FiNnn Ta expEctt Me NawTT ta Us DIshere NUU FOwnd knowLEdge Ta Mah mo'fukinnn AdvAntAge.
#5740 to #5739 - captainspankmonkey (03/15/2015) [-]
As if you were going to expect me to not use this new found knowledge to my advantage
#5741 to #5740 - deadninja (03/15/2015) [-]
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
if he asks who told u tell him i did with love and joy
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