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#268 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank… 07/03/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#251 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank… 07/02/2016 on Roll for your college... 0
#7416 - If they made that show, I'd imagine Tumblr would make her out … 07/01/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7414 - >Gladys constantly trying to become the ultimate Captain Pl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
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#7415 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
Desperately yes
#7416 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
If they made that show, I'd imagine Tumblr would make her out like she is the poster child of traitorous women and shit like that.
That or complain that she isn't a transgender asexual demisexual on tuesday fat black woman.
#7412 - I thought it was fine, though I felt it really didn't amount t… 07/01/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7410 - >Hear about city of gold >Bring your friends, armies…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7411 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
El Dorado makes me furious because the movie falls apart when they actually get to El Dorado.

Visually its impressive for its time
Story Telling its an incoherent mess which is something you'd expect outta dreamworks films

Meanwhile my 10/10 Asami waifu is in a Dreamworks film...
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#7412 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
I thought it was fine, though I felt it really didn't amount to anything story wise near the end. Loved the visuals, that's for sure.

Dreamwork's animation films are always a mixed bag but El Dorado felt meh at best.

On the other hand, the film your waifu was in was bland as fuck.
#7408 - It's a tiny country that's landlocked between the Bulg-ians an…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7409 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
FUCKING AZTEC SAVAGES GIVE ME YOUR GOLDEN CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7410 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
>Hear about city of gold
>Bring your friends, armies, and two street gamblers to find El Dorado.
>Go there, murder thousands upon thousands and destroy shit.
>No gold
>Go back home and get stabbed by a kid because you made his daddy poor.
#7411 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
El Dorado makes me furious because the movie falls apart when they actually get to El Dorado.

Visually its impressive for its time
Story Telling its an incoherent mess which is something you'd expect outta dreamworks films

Meanwhile my 10/10 Asami waifu is in a Dreamworks film...
User avatar
#7412 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
I thought it was fine, though I felt it really didn't amount to anything story wise near the end. Loved the visuals, that's for sure.

Dreamwork's animation films are always a mixed bag but El Dorado felt meh at best.

On the other hand, the film your waifu was in was bland as fuck.
#7406 - Size of Luxembourg.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7407 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
This is Germany right

Well...you're not necessarily wrong...that be the size of the foundation.
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#7408 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
It's a tiny country that's landlocked between the Bulg-ians and the Germs, so somewhat.

Now that I think about it, a thirsty for power bitch like her would probably go for something akin to Spain sized mansion.
#7409 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
FUCKING AZTEC SAVAGES GIVE ME YOUR GOLDEN CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7410 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
>Hear about city of gold
>Bring your friends, armies, and two street gamblers to find El Dorado.
>Go there, murder thousands upon thousands and destroy shit.
>No gold
>Go back home and get stabbed by a kid because you made his daddy poor.
#7411 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
El Dorado makes me furious because the movie falls apart when they actually get to El Dorado.

Visually its impressive for its time
Story Telling its an incoherent mess which is something you'd expect outta dreamworks films

Meanwhile my 10/10 Asami waifu is in a Dreamworks film...
User avatar
#7412 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
I thought it was fine, though I felt it really didn't amount to anything story wise near the end. Loved the visuals, that's for sure.

Dreamwork's animation films are always a mixed bag but El Dorado felt meh at best.

On the other hand, the film your waifu was in was bland as fuck.
#7404 - 998 Sq Miles or 2,586.4 km2.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/01/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7413 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
Steve Carell needs work. I'd love an Over the Hedge TV series where the whole point of the episodes is to thwart whatever environmental disaster Gladys wants to do today

>Amazon Rainforest? Phh...more like disposable sandwich toothpicks

Fun fact...my interpretation of Asami actually came from that character Gladys from Over the Hedge
#7414 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
>Gladys constantly trying to become the ultimate Captain Planet villain.
You need Fap material, I assume?

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#7415 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
Desperately yes
#7416 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
If they made that show, I'd imagine Tumblr would make her out like she is the poster child of traitorous women and shit like that.
That or complain that she isn't a transgender asexual demisexual on tuesday fat black woman.
User avatar
#7405 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
Reminder I failed school give me like a demonstration of what something like this would like visually
#7406 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
Size of Luxembourg.
#7407 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
This is Germany right

Well...you're not necessarily wrong...that be the size of the foundation.
User avatar
#7408 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
It's a tiny country that's landlocked between the Bulg-ians and the Germs, so somewhat.

Now that I think about it, a thirsty for power bitch like her would probably go for something akin to Spain sized mansion.
#7409 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
FUCKING AZTEC SAVAGES GIVE ME YOUR GOLDEN CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7410 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
>Hear about city of gold
>Bring your friends, armies, and two street gamblers to find El Dorado.
>Go there, murder thousands upon thousands and destroy shit.
>No gold
>Go back home and get stabbed by a kid because you made his daddy poor.
#7411 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
El Dorado makes me furious because the movie falls apart when they actually get to El Dorado.

Visually its impressive for its time
Story Telling its an incoherent mess which is something you'd expect outta dreamworks films

Meanwhile my 10/10 Asami waifu is in a Dreamworks film...
User avatar
#7412 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
I thought it was fine, though I felt it really didn't amount to anything story wise near the end. Loved the visuals, that's for sure.

Dreamwork's animation films are always a mixed bag but El Dorado felt meh at best.

On the other hand, the film your waifu was in was bland as fuck.
#141 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank… 07/01/2016 on Admin will RAPE YOU 0