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#7322 - What part of that place isn't rolling in ****? If he manag…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2016 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#7323 - satoasami (05/31/2016) [-]
The newest project was suppose to be about Asami and Winter blowing up the giant Aang statue outside the Republic City dock because Asami's vanity is like an insatible monster and it needs to be fed so they replace the statue with a gigantic solid gold one of Asami

But its still not enough because Asami then orders her slave workers to build her thousands of the same identical statue all over republic city and all over major parts of the planet because she wants to bend the planet over and fuck it till she has a despair based orgasm
#7324 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2016) [-]
Gee I wonder what they'll look like.
>bend the planet over and fuck it.
That can count as a type of bending skill.

Jokes aside, the planet is going to wish for the Fire Nation to take them given Asami/Winter's escapades.
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#7325 - satoasami (05/31/2016) [-]
This is long term booking. A slow build as to how they explain things in wrestling.

Asami's not comically evil enough we need to keep push the bar to see how far we can break the glass ceiling.
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#7326 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2016) [-]
It seems like everyone on Autismo and /co/ think you've accomplished that to a good amount, it seems.

Now to go even farther.
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