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captainspankmonkey

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#6007 - Oh boy. Back from the usual weekend work affair. Anyt…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #6009 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
My fucking hours were cut because I clocked in too much overtime

My workaholic addiction is depressing everyone else in the office because I am making more money then the other recruits and I need to be "fair" about it.
User avatar #6010 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Wait, what.

In any other business, you'd get a fucking raise or be held as some sort of grandiose employee. Is California that fucking liberal about shit or am I missing something?
User avatar #6011 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Is this really shocking to you

California also has the worst poverty on the west side of the continent.
User avatar #6012 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
My knowledge of California is very limited when it comes to business. Up here in Oregon, nobody acts liberal about their business unless it's concerning the timber industry (Hippy Mecca) and Maryjewwanda.

But yea, heard of the poverty part.
User avatar #6013 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Wanna switch states

I would love all of your rain.
#6005 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **captai…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #6006 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.** That wasn't as obvious as I expected
User avatar #6008 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls You can spend time on your appearance without having people criticizing you for upholding unhealthy gender norms** Nobody saw it cumming.
#6003 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #6004 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.** you know what else is obvious?
User avatar #6005 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Panty raids.**
the answer to this question.
User avatar #6006 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.** That wasn't as obvious as I expected
User avatar #6008 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls You can spend time on your appearance without having people criticizing you for upholding unhealthy gender norms** Nobody saw it cumming.
#6000 - Indeed so.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #6002 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Anywho I am getting a sneak peak at my new comic tomorrow

How are you?
User avatar #6007 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Oh boy.

Back from the usual weekend work affair. Anything new on your homefront?
User avatar #6009 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
My fucking hours were cut because I clocked in too much overtime

My workaholic addiction is depressing everyone else in the office because I am making more money then the other recruits and I need to be "fair" about it.
User avatar #6010 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Wait, what.

In any other business, you'd get a fucking raise or be held as some sort of grandiose employee. Is California that fucking liberal about shit or am I missing something?
User avatar #6011 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Is this really shocking to you

California also has the worst poverty on the west side of the continent.
User avatar #6012 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
My knowledge of California is very limited when it comes to business. Up here in Oregon, nobody acts liberal about their business unless it's concerning the timber industry (Hippy Mecca) and Maryjewwanda.

But yea, heard of the poverty part.
User avatar #6013 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Wanna switch states

I would love all of your rain.
#5998 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#6001 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Stephen Colbert was phone all along
#6003 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** It was so obvious.
User avatar #6004 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.** you know what else is obvious?
User avatar #6005 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Panty raids.**
the answer to this question.
User avatar #6006 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.** That wasn't as obvious as I expected
User avatar #6008 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls You can spend time on your appearance without having people criticizing you for upholding unhealthy gender norms** Nobody saw it cumming.
#5996 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"** **captainspank…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5997 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Then who was phone?
#5998 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** This is phone.
#6001 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Stephen Colbert was phone all along
#6003 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** It was so obvious.
User avatar #6004 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.** you know what else is obvious?
User avatar #6005 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Panty raids.**
the answer to this question.
User avatar #6006 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.** That wasn't as obvious as I expected
User avatar #6008 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls You can spend time on your appearance without having people criticizing you for upholding unhealthy gender norms** Nobody saw it cumming.
#5994 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, pokemon*"** **captainsp…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5995 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** how does one take pokemon seriously
#5996 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** By becoming the best that no one ever was.
#5997 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Then who was phone?
#5998 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** This is phone.
#6001 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Stephen Colbert was phone all along
#6003 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** It was so obvious.
User avatar #6004 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.** you know what else is obvious?
User avatar #6005 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Panty raids.**
the answer to this question.
User avatar #6006 - funkydiscomaggot (08/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.** That wasn't as obvious as I expected
User avatar #6008 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls You can spend time on your appearance without having people criticizing you for upholding unhealthy gender norms** Nobody saw it cumming.
#5992 - Me neither, never seemed all that interesting. 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5990 - Never expect the two people with cash to get along. H…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #5991 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
I figured since DD is a fan of RWBY this is all I'll be asking him to draw for me is these crossovers but the thing is...I dunno anything about RWBY
User avatar #5992 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Me neither, never seemed all that interesting.
#5988 - >two weeks. No fury like that of two rich bitches.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5989 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
This is going to end with their retrospective teammates/rivals breaking them up because she gets violent

Ruby: Dammit Weiss we were suppose to establish diplomacy with this dimension! Stop fighting!

Korra: You have any idea how close I am from sending you back to the happy house? I'll do it. Don't snarl at me.
#5990 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Never expect the two people with cash to get along.

History told me that shit starts the wars.
User avatar #5991 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
I figured since DD is a fan of RWBY this is all I'll be asking him to draw for me is these crossovers but the thing is...I dunno anything about RWBY
User avatar #5992 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Me neither, never seemed all that interesting.
#5986 - Who the hell is that other person supposed to be?  [+] (15 new replies) 08/10/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #5999 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Whatever this should be interesting.
User avatar #6000 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Indeed so.
User avatar #6002 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Anywho I am getting a sneak peak at my new comic tomorrow

How are you?
User avatar #6007 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Oh boy.

Back from the usual weekend work affair. Anything new on your homefront?
User avatar #6009 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
My fucking hours were cut because I clocked in too much overtime

My workaholic addiction is depressing everyone else in the office because I am making more money then the other recruits and I need to be "fair" about it.
User avatar #6010 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Wait, what.

In any other business, you'd get a fucking raise or be held as some sort of grandiose employee. Is California that fucking liberal about shit or am I missing something?
User avatar #6011 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Is this really shocking to you

California also has the worst poverty on the west side of the continent.
User avatar #6012 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
My knowledge of California is very limited when it comes to business. Up here in Oregon, nobody acts liberal about their business unless it's concerning the timber industry (Hippy Mecca) and Maryjewwanda.

But yea, heard of the poverty part.
User avatar #6013 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Wanna switch states

I would love all of your rain.
#5987 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
That is Weiss from RWBY.

She uses swords and is the Asami of her group. She has an absurdly short temper and is constantly bitching about how poor people ruin everything and need to go away.

Asami and Weiss are having a "I'M WEALTHIER THAN YOU" screaming contest which has been last 2 weeks.
User avatar #5988 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
>two weeks.
No fury like that of two rich bitches.
#5989 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
This is going to end with their retrospective teammates/rivals breaking them up because she gets violent

Ruby: Dammit Weiss we were suppose to establish diplomacy with this dimension! Stop fighting!

Korra: You have any idea how close I am from sending you back to the happy house? I'll do it. Don't snarl at me.
#5990 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Never expect the two people with cash to get along.

History told me that shit starts the wars.
User avatar #5991 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
I figured since DD is a fan of RWBY this is all I'll be asking him to draw for me is these crossovers but the thing is...I dunno anything about RWBY
User avatar #5992 - captainspankmonkey (08/10/2015) [-]
Me neither, never seemed all that interesting.
#365 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **capt… 08/07/2015 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#1 - Picture 08/07/2015 on Straight white boys +2
#5984 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **capt…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#6196 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
#5982 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **capt…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #5983 - funkydiscomaggot (08/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls It is certain** is captainspankmonkey a super faggot?
User avatar #5984 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Cannot predict now** is funkydiscomaggot a super villain fegget
#6196 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
#5980 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **capt…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5981 - funkydiscomaggot (08/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Ask again later** is captainspankmonkey the captain of faggots
User avatar #5982 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Most likely** are both of us faggots?
User avatar #5983 - funkydiscomaggot (08/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls It is certain** is captainspankmonkey a super faggot?
User avatar #5984 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Cannot predict now** is funkydiscomaggot a super villain fegget
#6196 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
#5978 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **capt…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5979 - funkydiscomaggot (08/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Ask again later** is captainspankmonkey a faggot
User avatar #5980 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls My reply is no** is funkydiscomaggot a king faggot.
#5981 - funkydiscomaggot (08/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Ask again later** is captainspankmonkey the captain of faggots
User avatar #5982 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Most likely** are both of us faggots?
User avatar #5983 - funkydiscomaggot (08/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls It is certain** is captainspankmonkey a super faggot?
User avatar #5984 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Cannot predict now** is funkydiscomaggot a super villain fegget
#6196 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
#363 - **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **capt…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2015 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#364 - funkydiscomaggot (08/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls My reply is no** is captain the biggest fegget of them all?
#365 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Ask again later** is funky the biggest kebab of them all?
#5976 - The joys of alcohol! Even the black maids will love it. 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5974 - Hitler Mussolini. "new shade of red". Well …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5975 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
New drawing.
User avatar #5976 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
The joys of alcohol!

Even the black maids will love it.
#5972 - Den comes Korrasalami.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #5973 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
I know next to nothing about this bitch

and I could give a shit. Zaofu is a shitty part of the Earth Kingdom anyway and the Red Lotus is a literal throwaway concept when you're too balls deeps into unfinished territory to start painting it a new shade of red.
User avatar #5974 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
Hitler Mussolini.

"new shade of red". Well at least it didn't end up being communism.
#5975 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
New drawing.
User avatar #5976 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
The joys of alcohol!

Even the black maids will love it.
#5970 - >They think I might overcomplicate all 3 members of the hig… 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
#5968 - I don't follow the fan base (FJ has really made me think that …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #5969 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
They think I might overcomplicate all 3 members of the high order northern water tribe

For instance. Both Esna and Desna are nearly identical in terms of personality.

In this comic I am going to make Esna the neglected unloved one since Unalaq wants a male heir at his side when he purges the world of heethens

Desna is more into science but is somewhat dumbfounded over the idea that his father needs the fountain of Zanza when Desna can commense with the purging.
User avatar #5970 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
>They think I might overcomplicate all 3 members of the high order northern water tribe
Meanwhile everyone writes soft-core porn or slash fiction of the show with barely any substance.

Well, that doesn't sound so complicated.
#5966 - I love me some happy endings. Unalaq is gonna have a…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #5967 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Book 2 is my magnum opus

All my best shit is gonna be in that and its gonna make so many fans of this series beyond salt

For instance. Unalaq's gimmick in this is he is extremely religious. Instead of wanting to free Vaatu, he wants to obtain immortality by being a "follower of the light" and have
"the angels" use him as their righteous crusader.

Desna is an immortal abomination of Science and Witchcraft. His new story consists of him being drenched in holy water that came from the Fountain of Zanza which greatly enhanced his water bending abilities. He now has no solid shape but he maintains his human appearance thru his ability to use his water bending to shape shift.

Besides shape shifting, Desna is completely immune to all natural weapons and diseases. His body is 100 water so he doesn't need to eat or sleep BUT he needs to be hydrated because he ends up losing a fight against Asami when Asami uses her Satomachines to suck away at his spiritual core which helps maintain his solid shape otherwise he becomes a puddle

Satomachines are a prototype weapon Asami was working on that are so microscopic they can execute an entire village of burdensome people for her to take advantage of the new abaondoned land. She uses these again in Book 3 to kill Minghwa by having them drain her water bending from her arms and then finishes her off by putting a grenade in her mouth.
User avatar #5968 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
I don't follow the fan base (FJ has really made me think that it's full of teenagers with hard-ons for lesbians), how would this make anyone salty? Religion crusaders and Asami beating the shit out of one?
User avatar #5969 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
They think I might overcomplicate all 3 members of the high order northern water tribe

For instance. Both Esna and Desna are nearly identical in terms of personality.

In this comic I am going to make Esna the neglected unloved one since Unalaq wants a male heir at his side when he purges the world of heethens

Desna is more into science but is somewhat dumbfounded over the idea that his father needs the fountain of Zanza when Desna can commense with the purging.
User avatar #5970 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
>They think I might overcomplicate all 3 members of the high order northern water tribe
Meanwhile everyone writes soft-core porn or slash fiction of the show with barely any substance.

Well, that doesn't sound so complicated.
#5964 - Well you're not wrong. It has control over a world kn…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2015 on captainspankmonkey's profile 0
User avatar #5965 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Here is how I want Book 2 to end

Unalaq finds the fountain of Zanza and experiences eternal energy coursing through him as he sprouts physical angel wings from his back is granted the ability to bend light.

Unalaq becomes the first light bender which allows him to counjure all kinds of mystical artifacts from nothing. Korra left with no other options uses her spirit bending to suck the bending straight from his body and condense the energy into an indestructible orb.

Zanza who is furious that Unalaq touched his filthy mortal hands on his fountain summons chains from the bottom of his fountain to drag him straight to the bottom. The last thing Zanza says to Unalaq is

Your fictional book isn't remotely accurate. You want to see close hand the monsters it wants you to fear? Let me show you. And then Unalaq screams in terror as the chains drag him under the fountain where Nyarlathotep will be down there read to feast on his flesh
#5966 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
I love me some happy endings.

Unalaq is gonna have a fun time getting ripped to shreds in a slow manner.
User avatar #5967 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
Book 2 is my magnum opus

All my best shit is gonna be in that and its gonna make so many fans of this series beyond salt

For instance. Unalaq's gimmick in this is he is extremely religious. Instead of wanting to free Vaatu, he wants to obtain immortality by being a "follower of the light" and have
"the angels" use him as their righteous crusader.

Desna is an immortal abomination of Science and Witchcraft. His new story consists of him being drenched in holy water that came from the Fountain of Zanza which greatly enhanced his water bending abilities. He now has no solid shape but he maintains his human appearance thru his ability to use his water bending to shape shift.

Besides shape shifting, Desna is completely immune to all natural weapons and diseases. His body is 100 water so he doesn't need to eat or sleep BUT he needs to be hydrated because he ends up losing a fight against Asami when Asami uses her Satomachines to suck away at his spiritual core which helps maintain his solid shape otherwise he becomes a puddle

Satomachines are a prototype weapon Asami was working on that are so microscopic they can execute an entire village of burdensome people for her to take advantage of the new abaondoned land. She uses these again in Book 3 to kill Minghwa by having them drain her water bending from her arms and then finishes her off by putting a grenade in her mouth.
User avatar #5968 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
I don't follow the fan base (FJ has really made me think that it's full of teenagers with hard-ons for lesbians), how would this make anyone salty? Religion crusaders and Asami beating the shit out of one?
User avatar #5969 - murrlogic (08/07/2015) [-]
They think I might overcomplicate all 3 members of the high order northern water tribe

For instance. Both Esna and Desna are nearly identical in terms of personality.

In this comic I am going to make Esna the neglected unloved one since Unalaq wants a male heir at his side when he purges the world of heethens

Desna is more into science but is somewhat dumbfounded over the idea that his father needs the fountain of Zanza when Desna can commense with the purging.
User avatar #5970 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2015) [-]
>They think I might overcomplicate all 3 members of the high order northern water tribe
Meanwhile everyone writes soft-core porn or slash fiction of the show with barely any substance.

Well, that doesn't sound so complicated.

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#5744 - captainspankmonkey (03/23/2015) [-]
stickied by captainspankmonkey
Get out of here, anons. I see you lurkin'.
User avatar #6365 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
What do you think of me as a person?
User avatar #6366 to #6365 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Haven't I answered this question already? You're interesting personality wise and you got that down to earth feel to you. 8/10 person in my book.
User avatar #6381 to #6366 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Chris is banned from everywhere. Like literal everywhere

Wal-mart
Target
Gamestop
Game Place
The mall in general
The community college
User avatar #6382 to #6381 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
I can almost hear him blaming it on people judging his tranny-ness.
User avatar #6383 to #6382 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Nope. His Autism

That's his #1 calling card. He's not really Transgendered this is his new ploy to get women to **** him

He wants to have sex so he can give birth to a daughter named Crystal but no Sperm Bank in Virgina wants his defective love nectar
User avatar #6384 to #6383 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Didn't he have sex with a hooker at one point?

Because I recall people still claiming he is a virgin.
User avatar #6385 to #6384 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
No proof of this but we have video evidence of him throat ******* a blow up doll.

His 45 degree bent cock is gross.
User avatar #6386 to #6385 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
The blow up doll probably has more value to it than him.
User avatar #6367 to #6366 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
If i've asked this question before my apologies. I have a tendency to forget things a lot.

Do you not regret friending me?
#6368 to #6367 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
That's okay.

>Do you regret friending me?
There hasn't been one person I have regretted friending.
User avatar #6369 to #6368 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Its namely due to me getting you hard with my ****** up ideas

Expect a sneak peak of the new LoS chapter tomorrow sometime during work

How was your day?
User avatar #6370 to #6369 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
>getting you hard.
That's not what gets me hard. The cash behind Asami though..

A mix between pleasant and internal screaming from work. So normal. You?
User avatar #6371 to #6370 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
I mentally preparred for work today. Nothing significant happened today compared to the horror that was yesterday

Remind me to never go to a live Rollar Derby match for as long as I breathe this air around me.
User avatar #6372 to #6371 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
What's wrong with Rollar Derby's?
User avatar #6373 to #6372 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Not nearly as violent as I want it to be or need it to be for that matter

I wanted buff lesbians on roids punching each others

I had fat girls awkwardly shove each other and cry.
User avatar #6374 to #6373 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
That's what I thought..

I imagined fin/buff women going full fight club but it sounds like you found the Tumblr audition.
User avatar #6375 to #6374 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
I’m debating whether or not if its possible that I am actually apart of Chris Chan’s subconscious mind and my reality is an illusion and in reality i’m just in my own sub-form of hell.

Seriously I’ve been studying this man like a ******* thesis statement. He might actually convince me to start writing a book on if its possible to develop Sociopathy or Psychopathy thru Autism and general retardation.

We have a lot in common

>We both makes comics that a lot of people hate but mine obvious look nicer but his are funnier to laugh at at how terrible they look
>Virgins with rage
>Fat
>Some kind of mental void blocking us from understanding the complex needs of women
>We get angry over stupid petty ****
>We both aggressively hate our retrospective towns with a seething passion
>The women we want to **** are all secretly lesbians or just wanna **** Daquan
>We both have weird opinions over gay people.
>Internet trolls hate us.
#6376 to #6375 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
You've obviously found your other you.   
   
The question is: Which one of you is the evil one?
You've obviously found your other you.

The question is: Which one of you is the evil one?
User avatar #6377 to #6376 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
The one in Jail for Pepper Spraying an innocent Gamestop Employee over a ****** Sanic the Hedgheg game.
#6378 to #6377 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Oh yes, I forgot about that. Which I am kind of surprising for me, I just read about that ****** two days ago.
User avatar #6379 to #6378 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
This is the consecutive 10th time Chris has been brought into Court

Ruckerville is so **** the only real issue it has is Chris being a sperg.
User avatar #6380 to #6379 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Must be a great place to live, since Chris would probably be their only problem.

All the criminals left because they didn't want to deal with his ass.
#6315 to #6314 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
Is soundbending a thing in the Avatar universe or something you created?

Also wasn't there something sound related with the Air Benders and Aang when he was looking for his giant bull bear mammoth, whatever the **** it was called?
User avatar #6332 to #6315 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
The feeling is mutual when everyone else looks at my art with disapproval and disgust.
User avatar #6333 to #6332 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
It's not my thing, but it's quite a breath of fresh air compared to the regular **** you see in the fan base.
User avatar #6334 to #6333 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
Bendingtime didn't think so and neither does /co/
User avatar #6335 to #6334 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
"This is morally wrong! Not enough face-to-cunt action!"
User avatar #6336 to #6335 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
God I had no idea Legend of Sato would be this ******* slow when I start making more money gonna make 2 panels per chapter.
User avatar #6337 to #6336 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
How many panels are you expecting till it ends?
User avatar #6338 to #6337 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
I'm at least gonna change the background a lot per chapter so it looks like progress is being done faster

A lot of flashbacks and dialouge in the 3rd person. Like Amon explaining to Hiroshi what Korra looks like and how her training is coming along.
User avatar #6339 to #6338 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
Good old lore thickening.

"She looks like what happens if you mix an anime character with an eskimo."
User avatar #6340 to #6339 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
I'm gonna draw a picture of her pinkie pressing a massive boulder and Tenzin shocked at how quickly her strength is developing since's Korra's gimmick is she is freakishly strong.

Toph would approve. Korra is more Earth than Water Bender.
User avatar #6316 to #6315 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
Sound Bending is a rare type of Earth Bending exclusive to the Beifong Family

It used to be Lightning Bending was exclusive to the Fire Nation Wealthy Elite until every Triad street **** could learn it.

Blood Bending used to be exclusive to the Southern Water Tribe.

Air Benders have Levitation Bending when you reach Maximum Spiritual Enlightenment and Suffocation Bending exclusive to Zaheer.
User avatar #6317 to #6316 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
Wasn't expecting sound to be connected to Earth bending, it seemed more air related.

Also nice irony with Hiroshi requiring a form of bending to power his machine.
User avatar #6318 to #6317 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
Don't get used to seeing that Machine. It'll be in 1-2 more scenes and forgotten about until I figure out what to do with it

This is Hiroshi's side project he chooses to work on when he gets bored making Rifles, Handguns, Cannons, and Collars.

How the machine works is when Lin uses her sound bending its used to locate the trajectory of 1 target. So if that sound bending was magnified with an antenna Hiroshi could locate anyone on the planet including the White Lotus or even Korra.
User avatar #6319 to #6318 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
That seems like an awfully useful sounding machine. Surprised it's considered a side project.

You don't have any idea as to what it could be used for story wise at the moment?
User avatar #6320 to #6319 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
I thought about Asami giving a small upgrade to the collars to have this device but much smaller implainted into them in the form of a microchip.

She'd use her wrist communicator to locate where her Collar is at all time and point her in the direction of it since her wrist is also what activates its Manual Self Destruct sequence and its Electro shock feature.
User avatar #6321 to #6320 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
So like the first computers to computer phone kind of conversion thing. Only in a much, much smaller timescale.

Also when in doubt, add a self destruct.
User avatar #6322 to #6321 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
Asami's Sato-V will have a car-phone in it in the form of a Rotary phone from the 1910's. s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bd/62/d1/bd62d11156ab4e3e87dcd3c479566ff5.jpg

The collars work in two different ways. The electroshock and the Self destruct can be operated manually (preferrably) however they also have a tendency to auto-activate when tampered with due to how sensitive the hardware is

The Collar will shock Korra if she tries to force it off and if anyone tries to pick lock it open it will activate the self destruct sequence.
#6323 to #6322 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
>Force it off, shock.
>Pick lock it, boom goes the dynamite.
>Constant surveillance.

Can't wait to see how she can get out of that ******* .
User avatar #6324 to #6323 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
In Book 2 she forces herself into the Avatar state which requires a lot of forced bending to rip the collar off and when the timer starts counting down from 5-0 she uses her air bending to create a seal around the collar and then chucks the ******* thing at least 10 ft causing it to explode.

Asami mouth agap trembles from her knees and collapses to the ground looking like she is about to scream but has no actual words. That Collar is 100% indestructible unless it self destructs. Korra's will was stronger than the physical collar

Unfortuently the amount of Avatar muscle to remove that collar to a massive toll on her body so Chishi knocks her unconscious with an elbow to the face.
User avatar #6325 to #6324 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
And then **** hits the fan more.

User avatar #6326 to #6325 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
God I hate living in tomayo because every night there is a fight between night staff and one of the youth

Its been the girls recently. They're trying to **** in the boys dorm forgetting the night staff can ******* hear you.
#6327 to #6326 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
>Trying to be sneeki beeki when night staff is up and about.
User avatar #6328 to #6327 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
Reminds me of an idea for a comic where Asami planned on getting Mako drunk and loose so she can rape him but she had to go to the bathroom so it ended up with Mako and Korra having sex while Asami walked in and passed out due to shock.
User avatar #6329 to #6328 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
Just post it on your regular hentai site and you got yourself a hit.
User avatar #6330 to #6329 - murrlogic (08/19/2015) [-]
I would get a million downvotes if it wasn't cuck porn of your usual Korrsami garbage with Mako masturbating in the closet
#6331 to #6330 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
>Cuck porn.

The mere thought of that just conjures pure evil within the darkest pits of hell.

Also I can agree with you on the Korra salami thing. People are way too obsessed with that.
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#6258 to #6257 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
That looks like a horrible place for those two to argue in.

Someone is gonna just steal their **** while they argue.
User avatar #6271 to #6258 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
So i'm guessing we're just gonna forget the whole thing about Lin and Tenzin both being terrible in bed?

Kya i'll buy as a Lesbian or at least a sloot who can't hold down a relationship

But Lin? Really? C'mon now. That's like saying Lin is so sexually repressed right now for focusing too much at work her only chance at sex is with ******* cooch.
User avatar #6272 to #6271 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
Nobody wants to think of old people sex, even if they were young, they will think of them in their elder years. At least I assume that is what people think.

Desperation comes in many forms, I guess. Mainly in her case.
User avatar #6273 to #6272 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
For cougars, Kya and Lin are hot but...MILF yuri is a refined taste. People think Lin they think Fem dom which makes them hard.

But whatever. Survey says these comics will be front page on FJ and even tho I AM WORKING ON SOMETHING BETTER bendingtime will welcome it with open arms.
User avatar #6274 to #6273 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
"Milf yuri is a refined taste". A most uncommon taste, that's what.

I imagine if people saw your **** , the mixed feeling would be off the charts.
User avatar #6275 to #6274 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
FJ and /co/ hate me passionately.

Deviantart...half and half.
User avatar #6276 to #6275 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
Isn't /co/ just a bunch of dudes wanking about with comic book movies?

User avatar #6277 to #6276 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
And being in denial about it.
#6278 to #6277 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
Why would they be in denial over that?
User avatar #6279 to #6278 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
/co/ is about memes, waifus, fetishes, and *********** .
User avatar #6280 to #6279 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
>waifus and fetishes.

Oh boi.
User avatar #6259 to #6258 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
Ruby, Yang, and Blake all don't value money especially if that money was touched by Weiss they know better

Korra only cares about money when she's hungry. If she can't afford to pay for something to eat she's in trouble.
User avatar #6260 to #6259 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
>Don't value money.
I guess if you are a bunch of kung fu fighting ridiculous weapon wielding girls than sure, I guess.

So when will the picture be finished?
User avatar #6261 to #6260 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
My artist contacted me telling me he needs more time

There will be a slight delay

BUT a new LoS chapter will be done by tomorrow.
User avatar #6262 to #6261 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
Righto then, Gov'na.

Oh boy, more adventures of sketchy business ordeals.
User avatar #6263 to #6262 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
>Sketchy

Someone who avidly watches RWBY told me that Weiss openly admits the only labor she approves of is slave labor and she kills or beats her slaves who don't keep working

So yeah

White haired Asami.
#6264 to #6263 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
And she is one of the main characters?

Oh boy howdy. Now I'm more curious as to where this leads or whether it really matters plot/character wise in the show.
User avatar #6265 to #6264 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
So yeah, no "new" artwork to report till the 20th when I pay off like 4 different artists at once.
User avatar #6266 to #6265 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
Righto. What other things are going on then?
User avatar #6267 to #6266 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
Seeing if I can get a new drawing earlier than usual

Its not a Korra or Asami related picture but it is LoK related.
#6268 to #6267 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
Considering it isn't Korra or Asami, I'd like to see what it might in-tale.

<- On a side note, this. I'm not sure if it is legit or not, but I'm laughing at the thought of their (shoe horned into the plot) lesbian sex causing the destruction.
User avatar #6269 to #6268 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
Ahaha look at that a comic no one in their right mind will buy

A- Comic sales have been declining for years since you can literally find them all Online in full glorious 1080 p HD.

B- Forcing Kya and Lin together...Yeah no

You've ruined my waifu don't ruin MULF Beifong too pls.
#6270 to #6269 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
>More forced lesbians.

Are you ******* with me or is there more of that **** ?
#6239 - murrlogic (08/14/2015) [-]
Work in progress very rough sketch
#6241 to #6239 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
That looks pretty damn good so far.
#6247 to #6241 - murrlogic (08/14/2015) [-]
Like I said extremely rough sketch needs lots more work.
User avatar #6248 to #6247 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
Weh guad tub hab moa monei

Coloring and structure is nice. Albeit the detail isn't there yet, but that's obvious with a rough sketch.
#6250 to #6248 - murrlogic (08/14/2015) [-]
On my 8 hour bus ride to Sacramento I doodled this I have zero intention of coloring it tho I was just bored
User avatar #6252 to #6250 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
"Korra attempting to punch something in a heroic fashion only to wake up and clean the dishes."

You just keep a notepad and pencil around you for fun/notes, I take it?
#6253 to #6252 - murrlogic (08/14/2015) [-]
Nah. My hand drawing abilities are terrible

I also had to fulfill a request from a Steven's Universe fan. He wanted a picture of Korra and Lapis water bending.

Look at how terrible this looks.
#6254 to #6253 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
That sketch wasn't too bad, the face wasn't as great. The structure of the body looked normal by Avatar standards, though simplistic.

That just looks... eh.

I agree. Not quality art there.
#6255 to #6254 - murrlogic (08/14/2015) [-]
Months back he also asked for a picture of Asami and Pearl having Tea and conversing.
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**captainspankmonkey rolled image** if you were in ck2, you'd be funkydiscomaggot "the anime roller".
#6296 to #6295 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** if you were in ck2, you'd be captainspankmonkey "the faggot", may your rule be long and just

pic related

also if u were a real king, i'd most likely serve the **** for you becuz ur a cool gui
#6297 to #6296 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** then i would get assassinated cus nobody wants to be ruled by a faggot.

pic related
#6298 to #6297 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** inb4 you don't

pic related
#6299 to #6298 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** inb4 letting people die for my faggotry.

pic related
#6300 to #6299 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** but you're captainspankmonkey the faggot, it's super effective

pic unrelated
#6301 to #6300 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** dats right.

pic related to faggotry
#6302 to #6301 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** the king named north!

pic related to just rule 34
#6303 to #6302 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** The King in the North, North of the North's North.

pic related to North.
#6304 to #6303 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** inb4 all your children are believed to be dead and you get your head chopped off by dick iron throne king

pic related
#6305 to #6304 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** inb4 having an actor who gets killed in almost all his movie appearances.

pic related
#6306 to #6305 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** inb4 he lives in real life

pic related to captainspankmonkey the faggot
#6307 to #6306 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** inb4 reality ***** up

pic related to my anger right now.
#6308 to #6307 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** You are a beacon of sin, and you should be ashamed

pic confessed
#6309 to #6308 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Time to spread heresy.

Pic related to heresy.
#6310 to #6309 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** MY EYES, THE HERESY

pic related
#6311 to #6310 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** THE EMPEROR CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW.

Pic related.
User avatar #6312 to #6311 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.** This is my fetish
#6242 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 61** Too bad.
#6243 to #6242 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 47** well, **** ... bitches are disposable anyways.
#6244 to #6243 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 41** That's ******* rite.
#6245 to #6244 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 95** I WON'T NEED BITCHES CAUSE I GOT DUBS
#6246 to #6245 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 18** git gud
#6249 to #6246 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 80** sir, the only way to cure your cancer is to git gud
#6251 to #6249 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 79** i bet u use katanas, casul
#6256 to #6251 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 40**
#6281 to #6256 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 70**
#6282 to #6281 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 11** you can't handle the dubs
#6283 to #6282 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 46** Well fuq.
#6284 to #6283 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 66-66*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 66** are you ready for more dubs
#6285 to #6284 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 666-666*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 666** pls
#6286 to #6285 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** i am blessed by the roll gods, behold as i roll not-anime
#6287 to #6286 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Behold, as I roll something weird.
#6288 to #6287 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** We'll bang, okay?
#6289 to #6288 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.
#6290 to #6289 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Talking frogs
#6291 to #6290 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** dats gross.
#6292 to #6291 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** you're gross
#6220 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 23**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 23**
#6221 to #6220 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 99**
#6222 to #6221 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 29** dag nabbit
#6223 to #6222 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 78** bet you wish you had a sister so you could perform wincest
#6224 to #6223 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 46** bet u wish you had an alien crawling up your butthole cus dats ur fetish
#6225 to #6224 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 18** it might be..
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 18** it might be..
#6226 to #6225 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 75** dats rite
#6227 to #6226 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** FUS RO DAH
#6228 to #6227 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** HE IS THE HERO OF SKYRIM
THE DOVAHUNCLEAN
DRAGONPORN
#6229 to #6228 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** THE MASTER OF DRAGON DILDOS
#6230 to #6229 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** dragonpornalwaysrevelant.gif
#6231 to #6230 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image** tfw i dont like dragon porn
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** tfw i dont like dragon porn
#6232 to #6231 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** den stop looking at it
#6233 to #6232 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** but it makes me horny
#6234 to #6233 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** ha u scalie
#6235 to #6234 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** like it doesn't make u horny, faggot
User avatar #6236 to #6235 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 29** only dubs do
User avatar #6237 to #6236 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 93** dubs are best porn
#6238 to #6237 - captainspankmonkey (08/14/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 31**
#6240 to #6238 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 86** no, not my bitch!
#6200 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** daght rimn
#6201 to #6200 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 55** KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6202 to #6201 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 61** ROLLIN' KEEP KEEP KEEP
#6203 to #6202 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 90** ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6204 to #6203 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 66** KEEP KEEP KEEP KEEP
#6205 to #6204 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 07** KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6206 to #6205 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 67** PEEK 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR
#6207 to #6206 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6208 to #6207 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR 'NILLOR
#6209 to #6208 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 07** check 'em
#6210 to #6209 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 30** allow me
#6211 to #6210 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 37**
#6212 to #6211 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 76**
#6213 to #6212 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 09** dub day
#6214 to #6213 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 19** do it
#6215 to #6214 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 01**
#6216 to #6215 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 07**
#6217 to #6216 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 16**
#6218 to #6217 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 35** [Sentries intensifies]
#6219 to #6218 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 49**
#6179 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 73** you, yes u, ur a crawling fgt.
#6180 to #6179 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 31** how did you know?
#6181 to #6180 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 21** i can smell u fgt
#6182 to #6181 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 38** you're bad at insults
#6183 to #6182 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 21** i save the good insults for people who are not fgts.
#6184 to #6183 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 89** i'm a faggot that means i'm a special snowflake
#6185 to #6184 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 92** dats rite, no go on tumblr and talk about how ur an eldritch-kin
#6186 to #6185 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 01** im a faggot, not a sjw
#6187 to #6186 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 02** ur a social justice eldritch
#6188 to #6187 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 13** no way fj 4 life
#6189 to #6188 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 99** i didnt chose the fj life, the fj life chose me.
#6190 to #6189 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 36** no one chooses the fj life willingly
#6191 to #6190 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 62** dats rite
#6192 to #6191 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 59** out of nyaruko stuff, have this instead
#6193 to #6192 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 06** can't stump the trump
#6194 to #6193 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 95**
#6195 to #6194 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 65** Funkydiscomaggot be like
#6197 to #6195 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** damn right
#6198 to #6197 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** right damn
#6199 to #6198 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** thgir nmad
#6159 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** when our opinions are the same.
#6160 to #6159 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** our opinions are always the same, it's almost as if we are the same person FORESHADOWING
#6161 to #6160 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** get out of here, alternate universe me.
#6162 to #6161 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image** I am you but phone
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** I am you but phone
#6163 to #6162 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** but who was actually phone?
#6164 to #6163 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** phone was your **** anime rolls
#6165 to #6164 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** wat if it was haiyore nyar-chan den?
#6166 to #6165 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** y do u do dis to me
#6167 to #6166 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** cus if u have more than one waifu u have no lifu.
#6168 to #6167 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** nyarlathotep is best waifu
#6169 to #6168 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** NIPPLES.
#6170 to #6169 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** tits or gtfo
#6171 to #6170 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** ponies n gtfo
#6172 to #6171 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 54** Nyarlathotep is best waifu
#6173 to #6172 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 62** Get gud.
#6174 to #6173 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 96** I am gud, u casul
#6175 to #6174 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 54** no u
#6176 to #6175 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 35** no u
#6177 to #6176 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 38** yes u
#6178 to #6177 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 71** you, yes you, you're a faggot
#6139 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** said the muslim hindu
#6140 to #6139 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** I rode victoriously against the hindus on my Muslim elephant, I bet you can't get any better story than that
#6141 to #6140 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** I rode victoriously on your mother with my capitalist penis that is the size of Europe, I bet you can't get any better story than that.
#6142 to #6141 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** I victoriously rode on your grandfather's well-shaved bum, time travelled back and met your grandmother, she actually had a neat personality and plot, and told her my socialist plans and then hired a hooker, what I'm trying to say is, I am your grandfather and you can't get any better story than that.
#6143 to #6142 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** stop being a jewish comedian, grandpa.
#6144 to #6143 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** never, grandson, now go take over romania and make me proud, u little bitch
#6145 to #6144 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** im not romanian, u ****** gypsie. go back to cleaning toliets for british.
#6146 to #6145 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** oh my god you rolled the same thing twice
#6147 to #6146 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Bitch I'm magical.
#6148 to #6147 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** magic 8-ball, is captainspankmonkey magical?
*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*
User avatar #6149 to #6148 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Yes** is funkydiscomaggot not a magician?
User avatar #6150 to #6149 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Reply hazy try again** is captainspankmonkey a magician?
User avatar #6151 to #6150 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Concentrate and ask again** am i magical?
User avatar #6152 to #6151 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Yes** is captainspankmonkey magical?
#6153 to #6152 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** I am a magical italian fgt.
#6154 to #6153 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** >italian, wow wat a fgt
#6155 to #6154 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** >not italian
no magic, spaghetti, mafia, hamon cutting, art, and unification for u.
#6156 to #6155 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** I ain't listening to that ****** ****
#6157 to #6156 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** KKK Rap music/10
#6158 to #6157 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** captainspankmonkey/10
#6119 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** lump doornut
#6120 to #6119 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** bagels
#6121 to #6120 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** lurk buzzcut
#6122 to #6121 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** what part of tuczzub krul don't you understand
#6123 to #6122 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** wot part of cthulhu f'thagan don't you understand?
#6124 to #6123 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** all of it
#6125 to #6124 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA.
#6126 to #6125 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** JOHN CENA IS HIS NAME AND
#6127 to #6126 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** AND HIS NAME IS CENA JOHN.
#6128 to #6127 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** You words anger the JOHN CENA
#6129 to #6128 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** your words anger the atheism god.
#6130 to #6129 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** oh no, the atheism god
#6131 to #6130 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** u better send help
#6132 to #6131 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** I think you need help looking at little boy ass
#6133 to #6132 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** den stop looking at video cards.
#6134 to #6133 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** im looking to put steroids in my fedora-tipping computer
#6135 to #6134 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** >2026
>not putting acid in your laptop
#6136 to #6135 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** OH GOD PONIES, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ATHEIST GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
#6137 to #6136 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Atheist god wants you to convert to atheism
#6138 to #6137 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** But I'm already an atheist
#6099 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** who needs wwii when u can skeleton war?
#6100 to #6099 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** who needs skeleton war when you have... JOHN CENA
#6101 to #6100 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Who needs JOHN CENA when you have logic
#6102 to #6101 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** feminists
#6103 to #6102 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** sitting on a chair is rape
#6104 to #6103 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6105 to #6104 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Limp Biscuit is worst band
#6106 to #6105 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6107 to #6106 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Worst.
#6108 to #6107 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6109 to #6108 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Band
#6110 to #6109 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6111 to #6110 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Rolling Keep keep keep keep
#6112 to #6111 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** ROLLIN'
#6113 to #6112 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** KEEP
#6114 to #6113 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** DANK SOULS
#6115 to #6114 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING DARK SOULS
#6116 to #6115 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6117 to #6116 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING AVATURDS.
#6118 to #6117 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
#6079 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** no u
#6078 to #6015 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** no u
#6080 to #6078 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** this is how many girls i kiss compared to how many guys
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 2, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 75**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 84**
#6081 to #6080 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** dis is how many girls i kiss compared to doodes. **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 2, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 42**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 58**
#6082 to #6081 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** stop kissing grills, fgt
#6083 to #6082 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** i kiss many drills.
#6084 to #6083 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** stop that, too
#6085 to #6084 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** i kiss many guiles.