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Interests: I always more fond of your dad than your mom.
Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:5/31/2016
Location:Somewhere on Mars
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#87 - <- But.. I prefer this for beard of evil.. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#88 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Such a shiny head.

2lewd4everyone...
cept me.
#84 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#85 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6484749 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME ELVES
#85 - Just because it is the Anti-Christ doesn't mean he didn'…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
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#86 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Es ok to be in denial capt.

Can only think of the weird hentai they will draw of IE now.
#87 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
<- But.. I prefer this for beard of evil..

I'm imaging tentecles being replaced by cables.
#88 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Such a shiny head.

2lewd4everyone...
cept me.
#82 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#83 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at such spin **
#84 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at The "c" word **
#85 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6484749 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME ELVES
#79 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#81 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6271151 at Safe For Work Random Board ** <Not exotic race car.
#82 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4146720 at Friendly **
#83 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at such spin **
#84 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at The "c" word **
#85 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6484749 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME ELVES
#77 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#78 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at lel ** <Also not anime.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6485703 at Safe For Work Random Board **

< - Totally not a massive OP.
#81 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6271151 at Safe For Work Random Board ** <Not exotic race car.
#82 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4146720 at Friendly **
#83 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at such spin **
#84 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at The "c" word **
#85 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6484749 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME ELVES
#83 - Too dull, Anti-Christ sounds more fun. In Japan?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#84 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Not manly enough to grow a beard eh capt?


User avatar
#85 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
Just because it is the Anti-Christ doesn't mean he didn't have a beard.

Well, now I know one of those guys at the Anime board is working with IE.
User avatar
#86 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Es ok to be in denial capt.

Can only think of the weird hentai they will draw of IE now.
#87 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
<- But.. I prefer this for beard of evil..

I'm imaging tentecles being replaced by cables.
#88 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Such a shiny head.

2lewd4everyone...
cept me.
#75 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#76 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at B-e-a-utiful ** mmm
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6341629 at Safe For Work Random Board **
< - Not anime.
#78 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at lel ** <Also not anime.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6485703 at Safe For Work Random Board **

< - Totally not a massive OP.
#81 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6271151 at Safe For Work Random Board ** <Not exotic race car.
#82 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4146720 at Friendly **
#83 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at such spin **
#84 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at The "c" word **
#85 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6484749 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME ELVES
#73 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment… 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#71 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#72 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4295063 at Friendly ** Oh well
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4186971 at Friendly ** Anime wants to take us over.
#69 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#70 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #240225 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Is that a guy or girl? I'm confused, darn Roll Gods.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #807292 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Looks like an old comic artist on FJ who left, but with a skirt.
#72 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4295063 at Friendly ** Oh well
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4186971 at Friendly ** Anime wants to take us over.
#67 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#68 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #892 at name yourself bros.. ** WHAT SHALL WE DO 420 MONKEY?
#69 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #39018 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** Play music, I guess.
#70 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #240225 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Is that a guy or girl? I'm confused, darn Roll Gods.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #807292 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Looks like an old comic artist on FJ who left, but with a skirt.
#72 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4295063 at Friendly ** Oh well
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4186971 at Friendly ** Anime wants to take us over.
#64 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
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#66 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
fffffffffffffff
#65 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4218703 at Friendly ** It appears to be a soccer field you dimwit, and I hope the Roll Gods haven't considered anime yet
#67 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6244790 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME STRIKES AGAIN, WITH PASSION.
#68 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #892 at name yourself bros.. ** WHAT SHALL WE DO 420 MONKEY?
#69 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #39018 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** Play music, I guess.
#70 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #240225 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Is that a guy or girl? I'm confused, darn Roll Gods.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #807292 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Looks like an old comic artist on FJ who left, but with a skirt.
#72 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4295063 at Friendly ** Oh well
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4186971 at Friendly ** Anime wants to take us over.
#62 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#63 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4269176 at Friendly ** I'm not sure, I doubt it, the Roll Gods are sleepy.
#64 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4300182 at Friendly ** Or they have become Titans and are mowing the lawn.
User avatar
#66 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
fffffffffffffff
#65 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4218703 at Friendly ** It appears to be a soccer field you dimwit, and I hope the Roll Gods haven't considered anime yet
#67 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6244790 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME STRIKES AGAIN, WITH PASSION.
#68 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #892 at name yourself bros.. ** WHAT SHALL WE DO 420 MONKEY?
#69 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #39018 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** Play music, I guess.
#70 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #240225 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Is that a guy or girl? I'm confused, darn Roll Gods.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #807292 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Looks like an old comic artist on FJ who left, but with a skirt.
#72 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4295063 at Friendly ** Oh well
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4186971 at Friendly ** Anime wants to take us over.
#81 - wut If they did, they would be equipped with… 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#60 - **captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/09/2013 on funkydiscomaggot's profile 0
#61 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Scumbag fox ** Or will they?
#62 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4252436 at Friendly ** Maybe..
#63 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4269176 at Friendly ** I'm not sure, I doubt it, the Roll Gods are sleepy.
#64 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4300182 at Friendly ** Or they have become Titans and are mowing the lawn.
User avatar
#66 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
fffffffffffffff
#65 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4218703 at Friendly ** It appears to be a soccer field you dimwit, and I hope the Roll Gods haven't considered anime yet
#67 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6244790 at Safe For Work Random Board ** ANIME STRIKES AGAIN, WITH PASSION.
#68 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #892 at name yourself bros.. ** WHAT SHALL WE DO 420 MONKEY?
#69 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #39018 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** Play music, I guess.
#70 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #240225 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Is that a guy or girl? I'm confused, darn Roll Gods.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #807292 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Looks like an old comic artist on FJ who left, but with a skirt.
#72 - funkydiscomaggot (11/09/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4295063 at Friendly ** Oh well
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4186971 at Friendly ** Anime wants to take us over.
#79 - It is always time for that. Everyone isn't a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#77 - With lots of gay sex. So... Go insane?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#75 - Because he clearly is known to have a fondness for some brown …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#76 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
They were soul friends til Tremor left Ermac and he got his new body.
Yu have to think outside of the box, and then light it on fire.
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
With lots of gay sex.
So... Go insane?
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#73 - ********. He could have thrown anything but all he could think…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#74 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Rocks are durable and he was fighting like his fellow brethren Tremor!
Maybe...
CLEARLY YU NEVER KNEW OF HIS ANCIENT EARTH THROWING BENDING SKILLS.
#75 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Because he clearly is known to have a fondness for some brown ninja that he never met who got shot by some guy who got his arms ripped off.
I don't expect Ermac to be the first Earth bender.
#76 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
They were soul friends til Tremor left Ermac and he got his new body.
Yu have to think outside of the box, and then light it on fire.
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
With lots of gay sex.
So... Go insane?
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#71 - Indeed. You can thank Shaolin Monks for that. Him hiding f…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#72 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Dat game was weird but fun,
dat rock throwing is not easy and yu just werent worthy of him acutally fighting.
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Bullshit. He could have thrown anything but all he could think of was rocks.
I assume everyone else who bought the game wasn't worthy of fighting him?
He even wussed out in the Special Mode, where he let Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile do all the fighting as he just stood there and threw more fucking rocks.
#74 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Rocks are durable and he was fighting like his fellow brethren Tremor!
Maybe...
CLEARLY YU NEVER KNEW OF HIS ANCIENT EARTH THROWING BENDING SKILLS.
#75 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Because he clearly is known to have a fondness for some brown ninja that he never met who got shot by some guy who got his arms ripped off.
I don't expect Ermac to be the first Earth bender.
#76 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
They were soul friends til Tremor left Ermac and he got his new body.
Yu have to think outside of the box, and then light it on fire.
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
With lots of gay sex.
So... Go insane?
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#69 - Basically, Ermac is now the typical American father.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#70 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Its like yu want to mock him capt.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.
You can thank Shaolin Monks for that. Him hiding from me and then using a stone Johnny cage to fight me instead of himself, then when I get to fight him he just throws rocks.
#72 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Dat game was weird but fun,
dat rock throwing is not easy and yu just werent worthy of him acutally fighting.
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Bullshit. He could have thrown anything but all he could think of was rocks.
I assume everyone else who bought the game wasn't worthy of fighting him?
He even wussed out in the Special Mode, where he let Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile do all the fighting as he just stood there and threw more fucking rocks.
#74 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Rocks are durable and he was fighting like his fellow brethren Tremor!
Maybe...
CLEARLY YU NEVER KNEW OF HIS ANCIENT EARTH THROWING BENDING SKILLS.
#75 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Because he clearly is known to have a fondness for some brown ninja that he never met who got shot by some guy who got his arms ripped off.
I don't expect Ermac to be the first Earth bender.
#76 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
They were soul friends til Tremor left Ermac and he got his new body.
Yu have to think outside of the box, and then light it on fire.
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
With lots of gay sex.
So... Go insane?
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#67 - Indeed. Now he has to do with a wife who screams a lot.  [+] (14 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#68 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
As well as a rebelies daughter.
#69 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Basically, Ermac is now the typical American father.
#70 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Its like yu want to mock him capt.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.
You can thank Shaolin Monks for that. Him hiding from me and then using a stone Johnny cage to fight me instead of himself, then when I get to fight him he just throws rocks.
#72 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Dat game was weird but fun,
dat rock throwing is not easy and yu just werent worthy of him acutally fighting.
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Bullshit. He could have thrown anything but all he could think of was rocks.
I assume everyone else who bought the game wasn't worthy of fighting him?
He even wussed out in the Special Mode, where he let Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile do all the fighting as he just stood there and threw more fucking rocks.
#74 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Rocks are durable and he was fighting like his fellow brethren Tremor!
Maybe...
CLEARLY YU NEVER KNEW OF HIS ANCIENT EARTH THROWING BENDING SKILLS.
#75 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Because he clearly is known to have a fondness for some brown ninja that he never met who got shot by some guy who got his arms ripped off.
I don't expect Ermac to be the first Earth bender.
#76 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
They were soul friends til Tremor left Ermac and he got his new body.
Yu have to think outside of the box, and then light it on fire.
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
With lots of gay sex.
So... Go insane?
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#65 - Too bad we are not in an depression, otherwise he might get ha…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#66 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Good point,
yes it was him, now Ermac is daddy now.
#67 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Now he has to do with a wife who screams a lot.
#68 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
As well as a rebelies daughter.
#69 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Basically, Ermac is now the typical American father.
#70 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Its like yu want to mock him capt.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.
You can thank Shaolin Monks for that. Him hiding from me and then using a stone Johnny cage to fight me instead of himself, then when I get to fight him he just throws rocks.
#72 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Dat game was weird but fun,
dat rock throwing is not easy and yu just werent worthy of him acutally fighting.
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Bullshit. He could have thrown anything but all he could think of was rocks.
I assume everyone else who bought the game wasn't worthy of fighting him?
He even wussed out in the Special Mode, where he let Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile do all the fighting as he just stood there and threw more fucking rocks.
#74 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Rocks are durable and he was fighting like his fellow brethren Tremor!
Maybe...
CLEARLY YU NEVER KNEW OF HIS ANCIENT EARTH THROWING BENDING SKILLS.
#75 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Because he clearly is known to have a fondness for some brown ninja that he never met who got shot by some guy who got his arms ripped off.
I don't expect Ermac to be the first Earth bender.
#76 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
They were soul friends til Tremor left Ermac and he got his new body.
Yu have to think outside of the box, and then light it on fire.
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
With lots of gay sex.
So... Go insane?
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
#63 - "their struggle" Does this mean Ermac is secretly Hi…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/08/2013 on ninjadead's profile 0
#64 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Yes and it will be a best seller.
They had such an issue like dat in the ending of the new game. Tho what would is dat one soul would take over the body and teh rest would agree to it.
#65 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Too bad we are not in an depression, otherwise he might get have gotten elected.
Wasn't it Kitana's Dad who took over or something?
#66 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Good point,
yes it was him, now Ermac is daddy now.
#67 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Now he has to do with a wife who screams a lot.
#68 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
As well as a rebelies daughter.
#69 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Basically, Ermac is now the typical American father.
#70 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Its like yu want to mock him capt.
#71 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.
You can thank Shaolin Monks for that. Him hiding from me and then using a stone Johnny cage to fight me instead of himself, then when I get to fight him he just throws rocks.
#72 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Dat game was weird but fun,
dat rock throwing is not easy and yu just werent worthy of him acutally fighting.
#73 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Bullshit. He could have thrown anything but all he could think of was rocks.
I assume everyone else who bought the game wasn't worthy of fighting him?
He even wussed out in the Special Mode, where he let Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Reptile do all the fighting as he just stood there and threw more fucking rocks.
#74 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
Rocks are durable and he was fighting like his fellow brethren Tremor!
Maybe...
CLEARLY YU NEVER KNEW OF HIS ANCIENT EARTH THROWING BENDING SKILLS.
#75 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Because he clearly is known to have a fondness for some brown ninja that he never met who got shot by some guy who got his arms ripped off.
I don't expect Ermac to be the first Earth bender.
#76 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
They were soul friends til Tremor left Ermac and he got his new body.
Yu have to think outside of the box, and then light it on fire.
#77 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2013) [-]
With lots of gay sex.
So... Go insane?
#78 - deadninja (11/08/2013) [-]
This isnt the time for such forbiden lewd things capt.

No, it's called survival, gets cold at night so fire will keep anyone warm.
#79 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
It is always time for that.

Everyone isn't a hobo with access to the Internet, Jesse.
#80 - deadninja (11/09/2013) [-]
Never now join a church and become jesus normal.

Bull, every hobo is equiped with kb speed interent.
#81 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2013) [-]
wut

If they did, they would be equipped with Internet Explorer.
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#7250 - captainspankmonkey (01/19/2016) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by captainspankmonkey
What are you doing on my profile, asshole?
#7316 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Last night had me thinking...How good are you at making Pepe edits

I would love an AsamREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE edit so badly.
#7317 to #7316 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2016) [-]
I've never done a single one, so my ********* edits will go into poo in the loo-tier edits.
Or I manage to find a way to make it work.
Either way, I'm up for that. Might take some time though.
#7318 to #7317 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Do it...
#7320 to #7319 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Good enough
#7314 - captainspankmonkey (04/14/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 02**
#7303 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Sneak preview...
#7304 to #7303 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
Is that what I ******* think it is.
#7305 to #7304 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Yee.
#7306 to #7305 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
Top ******* tier taste.
#7307 to #7306 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Try and guess what is happening right now...
#7308 to #7307 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
She's gonna end someone's laifu over insulting her waifu?
#7309 to #7308 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
if the last chapter wasn't flagged for stupid **** I'd show you a comparison shot

Basically it was that threat Korra told Asami. Korra said shut off the factories and remember they crossed their fingers stating that they wouldn't

How do do you think Winter is going to respond to Korra's threats by ignoring what she demanded? Give you a hint...she isn't gonna kill anybody but that gun is being used to send a message.
#7310 to #7309 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
>Not killing people
Lil' Henry better be used for something good.
#7311 to #7310 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Warning shot
#7299 - satoasami (04/01/2016) [-]
<---

"And everywhere he looked...all he saw was hatred....and darkness, death, and fear"- Murrlogic before loading the gun and ending all
#7300 to #7299 - captainspankmonkey (04/01/2016) [-]
If the belly fills, it's cancerthatkills.
Or deviantart.
#7301 to #7300 - satoasami (04/01/2016) [-]
I get no progress on my art and instead I am treated to this....
#7302 to #7301 - captainspankmonkey (04/01/2016) [-]
This waifu is attractive and is from a popular show.
The fetishists were on it from the start.
#7285 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
#7286 to #7285 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Why wasn't I notified of this?
While Ruby is getting sick of the pollution, Asami and Winter are harnassing the power of the pollution onto their bodies.
Such is the way of the Pollution benders.
#7287 to #7286 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Its not done yet. This is a sneak preview

And that's only half the comic that's been colored.
#7288 to #7287 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
>that ass shot
>that full body shot
I can feel the rage of the people who don't like the mix of pollution and tiddies, and the raging boners of others.
#7289 to #7288 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
People are already calling my DA autistic

didn't take long. murrlogic1.deviantart.com/
#7290 to #7289 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
I was expecting more people complaining in the comments on some of them.
Now to wait and see if that person who got you banned in the first place comes back with a vengeance.
#7291 to #7290 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
That pisses me off. Its like no one takes the time to critisize anymore unless you're on FJ or 4chan
#7292 to #7291 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
DA doesn't argue or criticize unless it's someone outside of the website itself. Post ****** fetishes or stupid art and you say one thing negative and they think you're a "meany bo-beany". If they do argue, they apologize every second.
It's boring as ****.
#7293 to #7292 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Its really boring

The only people who seem to actively despise me is Backroom.
#7294 to #7293 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Doesn't /co/ want to hang you on a cross for your sins against their ship?
At least, from what I've heard.
#7295 to #7294 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Is this true?
#7296 to #7295 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
I'm not positive, I recall seeing looking through the /co/ catalog and saw a thread with your **** on it. Didn't check much since I was at work, though I remember a guy thinking it was made of pure autism.
#7297 to #7296 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Oh yeah...that.

They wanna storytime my comics but they aren't even finished yet.
#7298 to #7297 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Well they better be ******* patient, this stuff takes time and gold takes time. I think.

"*********** is canon and pure. why would he made comics where rich wooman is meany. we must analysis et"
#7275 - satoasami (02/21/2016) [-]
I miss my old account

I worked really hard in making it into the *********** utopia that I purposely created it to be
#7276 to #7275 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
The ******** King is dead
Long live the New King.

But hey, maybe all the people that blocked and put hide all on your comments can see you again. So they can block and hide you once more.
#7277 to #7276 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Might as well show this

In production
#7278 to #7277 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
>Deforestation
>Overworking female work force
>Super Capitalism (I suppose)
Offensive/10 already and it ain't even done.
#7279 to #7278 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Goddamit I want more Asami Patcha's.

Or LoK patcha's in general.
#7280 to #7279 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
I could try and make some in my spar time whenever I'm not dicking around in games about Ancient China.

Also more Asami ones in terms of what? Different clothes or some **** from your storys?
#7281 to #7280 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Pollution in the background

Deforestation
Strip mining
air polution
#7282 to #7281 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
What about Asami? Got a specific outfit?
#7283 to #7282 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Lavish and expensive.

Also pretty.
#7284 to #7283 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
Righto then.
#7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 355** It seems in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, that those with more power than others turn into complete dicks. I kind of liked Yuan Shao as he wasn't an egotistical dickbutt to the other confederate lords. And then when everyone went home, he decides "HEY I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS DUDE'S LAND, HEY GONGSUN ZAN, HELP ME" and then Gongsun Zan helps him and he was promised land but then Yuan Shao was like lolnop. So then Yuan Shao turned into dickbutt and Gongsun Zan is kind of a coward.

Fast forward some months and Wang Yun uses his daughter-figure, Diao Chan, to manipulate Lu Bu and Dong Zhou into a rivalry, where Dong Zhou is invited back to the Imperial Capital of Chang'an, where Lu Bu, his own god damn adopted son (he was bribed to be his son, darn corrupted ppl) stabs him in the throat with a spear. And how people react to the sudden political power shift, it seems Wang Yun kind of took over Dong Zhou's position, and then Wang Yun ordered the execution of the Dong's and Zhou's subordinates and the burning of Meiwo. Did Lu Bu and Diao Chan get married? It never directly said as far as I'm aware.

wot the hell is going on in this book im confused
#7258 to #7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
hi there lolnop how you doin
#7259 to #7258 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
it was me all along, I was yuan shao
#7260 to #7259 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
ur a faggot, ur bro is also a faggot for not sending supplies to Sun Jian


have you read the book?
#7261 to #7260 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
**** man, I've been trying to go incognito and turn over a new leaf here, why you gotta bring up old ****?

not actually, but I have a general idea from some dynasty warriors games I played long ago.

#7262 to #7261 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
are the dynasty warriors games any good? i've never played them and actually haven't heard about it until i looked at Civ V mods
#7263 to #7262 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
It depends, some of the early ones are really meh (some people like 3/3XL a lot because it has good AI), so if you're interested you'd want to try 7 or 8. I haven't played those two, but if it's anything like Gundam warriors, the later games will definitely be way better gameplay-wise. As far as whether or not the warrior games are "good" really depends on how into the setting you are mostly. I really enjoyed Gundam Warriors 3 because I liked getting all the suits from every series, and I enjoyed Hyrule Warriors because it was a vast improvement on the warriors formula (auto sprinting, the extra mission maps, cool boss fights, the simple level up system, unlockable weapons to give characters different properties, etc.)

It can be hit or miss with some people if they're not into the content of the game, because a lot of people think of it as a mindless hack n slash game due to the fact it's relatively "easy" compared to other games (though pretty much every warriors game has challenge missions/hard mode). However, if you're into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you might find it a fun, mildly historical romp.
#7264 to #7263 - compared (01/31/2016) [-]
Ty for the mention.
#7267 to #7266 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
The faggot is here, finally.
#7269 to #7268 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
so what do you think of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
#7270 to #7269 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with &quot;blah blah morales&quot; &quot;blah blah philosophy&quot; and just said &quot;just write fun yet biased war history, fam&quot;.
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with "blah blah morales" "blah blah philosophy" and just said "just write fun yet biased war history, fam".
#7271 to #7270 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** why is yuan shao a faggot now
#7272 to #7271 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 917** Because he sucks at taking helpful advice.
#7273 to #7272 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 804** why is captainspankmonkey a faggot
#7274 to #7273 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 735** Why is funkydiscomaggot a faggot?
#7255 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
GIF
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

something from 4chan that immediately needs to be turned into a copypasta
#7256 to #7255 - captainspankmonkey (01/30/2016) [-]
I saw this yesterday.
#7253 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 472** At least I'm not a heretic.

Make poses with me
#7254 to #7253 - captainspankmonkey (01/30/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 124** At least I'm not not the king of the children's card game.

All of the poses.

#7251 - funkydiscomaggot (01/22/2016) [-]
I thumbed up your Star Wars **** comment without knowing you commented it.
MFW you're actually funny