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User avatar #3641 to #3620 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I guess that works too.

Well I am off to sleep and as always, I regret doing it.

Good night, EmotionalDislikeAndAlchoholicBeverage.
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh you and your play on words.

Have some Kendrick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G0w3N-k91E
#3621 to #3620 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh hey there.
Considering that I may already know the answers to this, but how is it going?
User avatar #3622 to #3621 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Trying to achieve a buzz. Yourself?
User avatar #3623 to #3622 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Wasting my time.
User avatar #3624 to #3623 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
So nothing out of the ordinary?
#3625 to #3624 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
That and unaware of what to do with all these Mitt Romney pictures I got.

Luckly, I did not get many. If you count around 30 as "not as many".
#3626 to #3625 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Nah, "too many" is for myself and my JTHM folder. About 200 pics strong.
#3627 to #3626 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I miss the days I had 800 pictures..   
Granted I could never find any of the more useful pics because I always lost them in that giant mess.   
I am never organized.
I miss the days I had 800 pictures..
Granted I could never find any of the more useful pics because I always lost them in that giant mess.
I am never organized.
#3628 to #3627 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
I got folders for days.

Get on my level, ***** .
#3629 to #3628 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I would if I wasnt so busy maybe I could be at your level.

I wonder what it would be like to be a ****** ...?
#3630 to #3629 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Define 'busy', 'cause I can say I lead a busy lifestyle - but it's no excuse to be unorganized.
#3631 to #3630 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Busy as in:
Having to wake up early,
Going to work,
Dealing with morons who have twenty tasks for you,
Listening to them bitch about how they want something done their way when it just leads to nothing be solved,
Than coming home and having to punch your sibling for stealing the last bottle of Black Butte.
#3632 to #3631 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Sounds ********** , yes.

But believe me, I would kill for my life to be that simple.
#3633 to #3632 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
The only 						********					 is beating up my brother, the basterd is always bringing his bitch around to get in the way of my fists.   
   
Considering I can't hit her because of societies ways.
The only ******** is beating up my brother, the basterd is always bringing his bitch around to get in the way of my fists.

Considering I can't hit her because of societies ways.
#3634 to #3633 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, if you chose to let society define your actions, I've no choice but to let you.   
   
I feel I've adapted my father's ways in that department - treat women as women, but beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity.   
   
This whole family's a problem.
Well, if you chose to let society define your actions, I've no choice but to let you.

I feel I've adapted my father's ways in that department - treat women as women, but beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity.

This whole family's a problem.
#3635 to #3634 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Sometimes, I really wish I could find a way to 						****					 with society without getting caught.   
Granted showers in prisons sound fun as hell.   
   
"Beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity". Oh, what fun. Luckly, I have found satisfaction in using words to beat a woman.
Sometimes, I really wish I could find a way to **** with society without getting caught.
Granted showers in prisons sound fun as hell.

"Beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity". Oh, what fun. Luckly, I have found satisfaction in using words to beat a woman.
#3636 to #3635 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
I meant that more in the sense; "If she wants to act like a man, treat/beat her like one."

Though, I've never found an excuse to do so. Thankfully, I guess.

I like to make myself believe I'm a gentleman.
#3637 to #3636 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Eye for eye ideology?

Being a gentleman sure is hard at times, don't you think?
User avatar #3638 to #3637 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but no - not quite.

Hard? No, it just takes patience. And, like dementia, I have plenty of that.
User avatar #3639 to #3638 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I thought it would be hard considering how people act, no?

Ever tried seeming polite but secretly insulting them but they never really seem to notice because of how polite you are?
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
If you know what to do, it makes things much simpler.

I do something similar - but it's more of me condescending on some ignorant **** , using words so far out of their vocabulary that the last thing they'd think about is my insulting them.
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