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captainrattrap

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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:9/04/2015
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Comment Ranking:#2052
Highest Content Rank:#697
Highest Comment Rank:#857
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#97109 - Yeah his videos make me laugh so ******* hard.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #97110 - ghostninja (07/31/2012) [-]
I feel the same way.
User avatar #97113 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
I was watching his envirobear gameplay with my brother in law. The nigga was laughing so hard he was doing one of those laughs where it gets all silent.
User avatar #97115 - ghostninja (07/31/2012) [-]
Yep thats why he is so greeat.
#97097 - This has got to be my favorite of his videos. That and "d…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #97099 - ghostninja (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah but he is just too funny
User avatar #97109 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah his videos make me laugh so fucking hard.
User avatar #97110 - ghostninja (07/31/2012) [-]
I feel the same way.
User avatar #97113 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
I was watching his envirobear gameplay with my brother in law. The nigga was laughing so hard he was doing one of those laughs where it gets all silent.
User avatar #97115 - ghostninja (07/31/2012) [-]
Yep thats why he is so greeat.
#97096 - He is God's gift to commentary. 07/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#117 - She has a disembodied head for a boyfriend huehuehue 07/31/2012 on Xiaolin Showdown 0
#113 - I thought she had a boyfriend?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Xiaolin Showdown 0
#116 - electricsheep has deleted their comment.
User avatar #117 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
She has a disembodied head for a boyfriend huehuehue
#23 - Especially since Jesus died at night. It's untrue that he was …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on HIMYM 0
#37 - twilightdusk (08/01/2012) [-]
Jews don't believe in Jesus as being anything more than a slightly crazy rabbi, it's Christians who think he was the son of God, died, and got resurrected.
User avatar #38 - captainrattrap (08/01/2012) [-]
Well, Christians who stay true to the truth don't go to church on the first day.
#94 - zombie killing slut?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Xiaolin Showdown 0
#105 - electricsheep has deleted their comment.
User avatar #113 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
I thought she had a boyfriend?
#116 - electricsheep has deleted their comment.
User avatar #117 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
She has a disembodied head for a boyfriend huehuehue
#62 - He barely made it at 23 hours... 07/31/2012 on questions. +1
#93 - Holy **** that's alot of effort. I just pick up the bod… 07/31/2012 on tag... +5
#94 - Can't argue with that logic. 07/31/2012 on Fatality! +1
#153 - He said not to post anymore. That includes "thanks" … 07/31/2012 on dat feel 0
#157 - Glad that I could make you laugh my friend 07/31/2012 on Dat towel! 0
#156 - I don't know if there are enough arrows there buddy, you defin… 07/31/2012 on Computer make you gay? +1
#228 - Comment deleted 07/31/2012 on I luv disny worl 0
#128 - False: Many rappers shower womens titties in cristal.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Dat towel! +7
User avatar #155 - ihatebuffering (07/31/2012) [-]
Thumbed you back from the red, that was pretty funny
User avatar #157 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Glad that I could make you laugh my friend
#469 - Then what the **** do the police do if they just wait u…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Rocks 0
#473 - nkprives (07/31/2012) [-]
im telling you what they did
User avatar #474 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. Well I'm saying that is ridiculous.
#475 - nkprives (07/31/2012) [-]
I agree, but if someone was in there armed, they could do a better job than standing outside, even if they simply diverted attention for a moment, right? that would be a moment someone could escape
#83 - The argument that "someone should be able to defend thems…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Rocks +2
#324 - nkprives (07/31/2012) [-]
the police waited till the shooting stopped to go in
User avatar #469 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Then what the fuck do the police do if they just wait until everyone's dead? That is just stupid. Nobody should have ak-47s whos bullets can tear through 3 people. There needs to be limits.
#473 - nkprives (07/31/2012) [-]
im telling you what they did
User avatar #474 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. Well I'm saying that is ridiculous.
#475 - nkprives (07/31/2012) [-]
I agree, but if someone was in there armed, they could do a better job than standing outside, even if they simply diverted attention for a moment, right? that would be a moment someone could escape
#5 - It's really ****** up... I was hired to a movie theatre… 07/31/2012 on Eltit +1
#118 - The "some" that don't are the ones that outnumber us… 07/31/2012 on Sounds about right... 0
#113 - 113 hurr durr 07/31/2012 on Sounds about right... +1
#112 - We are surrounded by throngs of retards on all fronts.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Sounds about right... +2
User avatar #117 - ixcarnifexxi (07/31/2012) [-]
Not really. I agree with you a little and disagree a little. Please refer to my previous comment and notice how I said "some girls" and not "all girls".
User avatar #118 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
The "some" that don't are the ones that outnumber us, flank us, surround us, and mercilessly destroy us.
#131 - You say spooky scary ghost? I'll miss you.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on brianhanerjr's profile 0
User avatar #132 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
Good bi geoffrey of boxershorts
#129 - Sometime on 2012 Tuesdays haha  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2012 on brianhanerjr's profile 0
User avatar #130 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
I was sitting at home drink brain fluid when friend calls me and tell
"heat is die"
"no"
User avatar #131 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
You say spooky scary ghost? I'll miss you.
User avatar #132 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
Good bi geoffrey of boxershorts
#127 - Did you ever summer basketball?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2012 on brianhanerjr's profile 0
User avatar #128 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
When were you when Heat Legend dies?
User avatar #129 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Sometime on 2012 Tuesdays haha
User avatar #130 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
I was sitting at home drink brain fluid when friend calls me and tell
"heat is die"
"no"
User avatar #131 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
You say spooky scary ghost? I'll miss you.
User avatar #132 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
Good bi geoffrey of boxershorts
#125 - But what if dicks in all your skin pores.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2012 on brianhanerjr's profile 0
User avatar #126 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
I dont.
User avatar #127 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Did you ever summer basketball?
User avatar #128 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
When were you when Heat Legend dies?
User avatar #129 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Sometime on 2012 Tuesdays haha
User avatar #130 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
I was sitting at home drink brain fluid when friend calls me and tell
"heat is die"
"no"
User avatar #131 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
You say spooky scary ghost? I'll miss you.
User avatar #132 - brianhanerjr (07/31/2012) [-]
Good bi geoffrey of boxershorts

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 			****		 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
>"Chill out man"
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
>you seem upset   
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 			****		 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
User avatar #53 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 22** MAY THE ROLL GODS TAKE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS
User avatar #52 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 16** DUBS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU
User avatar #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 77**
User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
User avatar #54 to #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user dermuffinmeistro ** YUS
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User avatar #42 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #40 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 14** Can we dubs and gtfo of here plox
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