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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Content Ranking:#817
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#59 - Well I mean if ******* can make jew slaves... … 05/27/2012 on niggers are not humans +89
#162 - Well there are objective qualities you can observe such as art… 05/27/2012 on 100% TRUE -1
#52 - I'll try out Tryndamere... Maybe Sion... Maybe that one blonde… 05/27/2012 on /b/ argues over everything 0
#73 - Or the many OPs that have reposted it are cold bastards. 05/27/2012 on Life saver 0
#48 - I'm a tad bit of a noob, only level 7, so I' only proficient w…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/27/2012 on /b/ argues over everything 0
User avatar #195 - elpimpador (05/27/2012) [-]
Play Fizz in mid and beat every champion except Ryze and Cassiopeia.
You'll win every game by maxing W then Q first.
Trust me :D
User avatar #295 - admiralen (05/27/2012) [-]
i play ap nunu mid, still undefeated
User avatar #321 - elpimpador (05/27/2012) [-]
Summoner level are you? :P
User avatar #383 - admiralen (05/27/2012) [-]
30
User avatar #393 - sacredmagic (06/01/2012) [-]
How does THAT work?
User avatar #394 - admiralen (06/03/2012) [-]
go mid, harras with snowball, eat creeps for hp nunu is auto sturdy and benefits like crayze from ap
#210 - wacht (05/27/2012) [-]
I beg to differ, I've beaten Fizz countless times in mid as Swain.

<this fucking OP ass motherfucker
User avatar #391 - sacredmagic (06/01/2012) [-]
Fizz shred shred Swain....purely from an ability point of view. It really depdends on the Fizz's skill.
User avatar #392 - sacredmagic (06/01/2012) [-]
Should shred* wth brain?
User avatar #337 - drulludanni (05/27/2012) [-]
swain is easily countered by fizz, in fact i think he might be the only counter, because fizz's healing reducktion reallly screws his ultimate ven tho you are kind of matched in the laning phase
User avatar #264 - elpimpador (05/27/2012) [-]
Whereas I've raped Swain quite a lot as Fizz.

It depends on who plays it I guess.
User avatar #50 - djfatcatreturns (05/27/2012) [-]
I really recommend Tryndamere or Sion, Because Tryndamere's like Yi except he doesn't die, and Sion has a really good stun and ult
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User avatar #103 - hemming (05/27/2012) [-]
Tryn is completely unviable outside of 3v3 lol.
Although at lower levels he can be pretty good since people aren't so experienced.
User avatar #282 - xxiixx (05/27/2012) [-]
I disagree. Me and my friend are both 30s and almost exclusively play 5v5. His best champ is Tryn and I can honestly say I've only seen him go negative with him once. He only plays him when he needs win of the day though, as he considers him "easy mode".
User avatar #385 - hemming (05/27/2012) [-]
I assume you are playing normal games or 1200 -1300 Rating as any slightly organised team wins easily over tryn.
User avatar #325 - deliciousdee (05/27/2012) [-]
Whenever I see Tryn I just wait for him to pop his ult, and then 2 seconds later I ignite him. Kills him every time.
User avatar #52 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
I'll try out Tryndamere... Maybe Sion... Maybe that one blonde chick... Too tired for League tho.
#14 - Not sure if he meant to imply an alternative to derpface by us… 05/27/2012 on Title Deleted 0
#41 - Graves is free this week. I've been enjoying his outlawness.  [+] (33 new replies) 05/27/2012 on /b/ argues over everything 0
User avatar #47 - djfatcatreturns (05/27/2012) [-]
I don't play as him that often, i'm more of an Ezreal guy
User avatar #72 - deliciousdee (05/27/2012) [-]
Tried Darius yet? He's SUCH A BEAST.
User avatar #297 - admiralen (05/27/2012) [-]
im gonna wait until he gets nerfed, since thats the way heĀ“ll be when balanced
User avatar #285 - xxiixx (05/27/2012) [-]
The amount of triple kills is off the charts.
User avatar #73 - djfatcatreturns (05/27/2012) [-]
lol, i bought him the day he came out :P
User avatar #74 - deliciousdee (05/27/2012) [-]
Same here. He's my current fave, along with Nasus and Skarner.
User avatar #75 - djfatcatreturns (05/27/2012) [-]
I'd love to call him my favorite, but ever since i bought him i've been experiencing lag in every game i'm in, so i can't play to my fullest :c
User avatar #387 - deliciousdee (05/27/2012) [-]
Somebody got mad and thumbed us all down. So I thumbed you back up again.
#54 - xmasterchefx (05/27/2012) [-]
ez is the way to go :D
User avatar #294 - admiralen (05/27/2012) [-]
relax dude, take it e-z
User avatar #194 - elpimpador (05/27/2012) [-]
I really wish Pulsefire Ezreal would come out. :c
User avatar #128 - deltadeltadelta (05/27/2012) [-]
Ezreal is a shit champion adored by weeaboos.
User avatar #292 - admiralen (05/27/2012) [-]
and hated by faggots who cant play
#361 - themklassiks (05/27/2012) [-]
I play as Garen :3
User avatar #48 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
I'm a tad bit of a noob, only level 7, so I' only proficient with a few champions. Graves, Yi, Gankplank a little bit.. , and I got good with Volibear today. That guy is awesome.
User avatar #195 - elpimpador (05/27/2012) [-]
Play Fizz in mid and beat every champion except Ryze and Cassiopeia.
You'll win every game by maxing W then Q first.
Trust me :D
User avatar #295 - admiralen (05/27/2012) [-]
i play ap nunu mid, still undefeated
User avatar #321 - elpimpador (05/27/2012) [-]
Summoner level are you? :P
User avatar #383 - admiralen (05/27/2012) [-]
30
User avatar #393 - sacredmagic (06/01/2012) [-]
How does THAT work?
User avatar #394 - admiralen (06/03/2012) [-]
go mid, harras with snowball, eat creeps for hp nunu is auto sturdy and benefits like crayze from ap
#210 - wacht (05/27/2012) [-]
I beg to differ, I've beaten Fizz countless times in mid as Swain.

<this fucking OP ass motherfucker
User avatar #391 - sacredmagic (06/01/2012) [-]
Fizz shred shred Swain....purely from an ability point of view. It really depdends on the Fizz's skill.
User avatar #392 - sacredmagic (06/01/2012) [-]
Should shred* wth brain?
User avatar #337 - drulludanni (05/27/2012) [-]
swain is easily countered by fizz, in fact i think he might be the only counter, because fizz's healing reducktion reallly screws his ultimate ven tho you are kind of matched in the laning phase
User avatar #264 - elpimpador (05/27/2012) [-]
Whereas I've raped Swain quite a lot as Fizz.

It depends on who plays it I guess.
User avatar #50 - djfatcatreturns (05/27/2012) [-]
I really recommend Tryndamere or Sion, Because Tryndamere's like Yi except he doesn't die, and Sion has a really good stun and ult
#113 - barkor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #103 - hemming (05/27/2012) [-]
Tryn is completely unviable outside of 3v3 lol.
Although at lower levels he can be pretty good since people aren't so experienced.
User avatar #282 - xxiixx (05/27/2012) [-]
I disagree. Me and my friend are both 30s and almost exclusively play 5v5. His best champ is Tryn and I can honestly say I've only seen him go negative with him once. He only plays him when he needs win of the day though, as he considers him "easy mode".
User avatar #385 - hemming (05/27/2012) [-]
I assume you are playing normal games or 1200 -1300 Rating as any slightly organised team wins easily over tryn.
User avatar #325 - deliciousdee (05/27/2012) [-]
Whenever I see Tryn I just wait for him to pop his ult, and then 2 seconds later I ignite him. Kills him every time.
User avatar #52 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
I'll try out Tryndamere... Maybe Sion... Maybe that one blonde chick... Too tired for League tho.
#9 - (the joke is overused)  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on The creators of spoon killer +20
#10 - Silver Quantum has deleted their comment.
#263 - Yessss... Trolling... That's what I was doing... 05/27/2012 on Oh Burger King.. +2
#240 - Watch out, we got a badass posting that we got a badass... …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on Oh Burger King.. 0
#246 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
Was one dumb post not enough that you have to make more?
#194 - Obliged, a captain goes down with his ship  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Oh Burger King.. +10
#229 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #240 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
Watch out, we got a badass posting that we got a badass...

AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg
#246 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
Was one dumb post not enough that you have to make more?
#101 - All of the hidden adult minigames are way too hard to unlock. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on No Korra today +11
#264 - brianhanerjr (05/27/2012) [-]
MFW this entire thread
#171 - I truly did not think that I would receive such negative feedb…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Oh Burger King.. +5
User avatar #205 - brianhanerjr (05/27/2012) [-]
No. Wear your red thumbs like a man, as they say.
User avatar #186 - kiashi (05/27/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #194 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
Obliged, a captain goes down with his ship
#229 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #240 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
Watch out, we got a badass posting that we got a badass...

AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg
#246 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
Was one dumb post not enough that you have to make more?
#130 - I mean not to be an asshole, I simply meant that things boys d…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on Troll dad +2
#145 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#127 - However, I see you are a girl on a site composed of primarily …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Troll dad 0
#129 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#132 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
you have wonderful tits
#135 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#136 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
How do you know?! Have you been stalking me again?
#143 - traveller (05/27/2012) [-]
bunnibear this is verby, verby would like to put his penis in you, verby this is bunnybear, bunnybear is probably a 39 year old hairy man posing as a women.

enjoy
#142 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#144 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
I got that restraining order for a reason, you know
User avatar #130 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
I mean not to be an asshole, I simply meant that things boys do and say might resonate differently and and not be understood by a girl.

*COUGH * (especially i she isn't in the kitchen) *COUGH*
#145 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#124 - MFW you think it might be real. It's not,, anyone can…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Troll dad +21
#125 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #127 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
However, I see you are a girl on a site composed of primarily boys, so I shall forgive you my dear.
#129 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#132 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
you have wonderful tits
#135 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#136 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
How do you know?! Have you been stalking me again?
#143 - traveller (05/27/2012) [-]
bunnibear this is verby, verby would like to put his penis in you, verby this is bunnybear, bunnybear is probably a 39 year old hairy man posing as a women.

enjoy
#142 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#144 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
I got that restraining order for a reason, you know
User avatar #130 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
I mean not to be an asshole, I simply meant that things boys do and say might resonate differently and and not be understood by a girl.

*COUGH * (especially i she isn't in the kitchen) *COUGH*
#145 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#89 - You kinda just posted the same thing dude... 05/27/2012 on Dog Face +1
#118 - NO!! YOU CAN'T MAKE FAKE IPHONE CONVERSTIONS!!  [+] (14 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Troll dad +47
#123 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#150 - memberforcontent (05/27/2012) [-]
#124 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
MFW you think it might be real.

It's not,, anyone can make fake iPhone convos. When I posted the derp face it was to signify the lack of intelligence in my statement.
#125 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #127 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
However, I see you are a girl on a site composed of primarily boys, so I shall forgive you my dear.
#129 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#132 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
you have wonderful tits
#135 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#136 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
How do you know?! Have you been stalking me again?
#143 - traveller (05/27/2012) [-]
bunnibear this is verby, verby would like to put his penis in you, verby this is bunnybear, bunnybear is probably a 39 year old hairy man posing as a women.

enjoy
#142 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#144 - verby (05/27/2012) [-]
I got that restraining order for a reason, you know
User avatar #130 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
I mean not to be an asshole, I simply meant that things boys do and say might resonate differently and and not be understood by a girl.

*COUGH * (especially i she isn't in the kitchen) *COUGH*
#145 - bunnibear has deleted their comment.
#83 - Ohoho!! Is funny because he say he gonna get wierd picture but… 05/27/2012 on confess +5
#122 - That repost turned me on.q 05/27/2012 on Nice try 0
#158 - Well I for one thought it was funny...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on Oh Burger King.. -18
#228 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
It wasn't.
#289 - You wouldn't happen to have the source and it wouldn't happen …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on Holy motherboard! +2
#290 - legalloli (05/27/2012) [-]
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZWpB__uKRg

And it doesn't show her, but she is rather hilarious.
#143 - Why the **** did I laugh at this **** …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Oh Burger King.. -51
#260 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
I have just met my equal as a troll. You even admitted you were trolling pretty much. 12/10.
#324 - deathbypenis has deleted their comment.
#263 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
Yessss... Trolling... That's what I was doing...
User avatar #189 - deathgaze (05/27/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dipwad?
#170 - davegrowl (05/27/2012) [-]
Simple answer.
User avatar #171 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
I truly did not think that I would receive such negative feedback from the fj community. Shall I delete my comment?
User avatar #205 - brianhanerjr (05/27/2012) [-]
No. Wear your red thumbs like a man, as they say.
User avatar #186 - kiashi (05/27/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #194 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
Obliged, a captain goes down with his ship
#229 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #240 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
Watch out, we got a badass posting that we got a badass...

AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg
#246 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
Was one dumb post not enough that you have to make more?
#165 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
Why are you high?
#157 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
why the fuck did you post this comment..?
#158 - captainrattrap (05/27/2012) [-]
Well I for one thought it was funny...
#228 - zionsype (05/27/2012) [-]
It wasn't.
#352 - You could always just rape her till she has stockholm syndrome… 05/27/2012 on Ignorance +1
#495 - At least you didn't delete your comment... 05/26/2012 on 9/11 +1
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User avatar #79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 						****					 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
&gt;&quot;Chill out man&quot;
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
&gt;you seem upset   
&gt;Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just &quot;Chill man.&quot;
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 						****					 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
User avatar #53 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 22** MAY THE ROLL GODS TAKE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS
User avatar #52 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 16** DUBS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU
User avatar #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 77**
User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
User avatar #54 to #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user dermuffinmeistro ** YUS
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User avatar #46 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 81**
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**instakill rolls 57**
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User avatar #42 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 52** SOMEONE ROLL DUBS QUICK
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**fukkendragonite rolls 14** Can we dubs and gtfo of here plox
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