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captainrattrap

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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3911
Highest Content Rank:#697
Highest Comment Rank:#857
Content Thumbs: 7282 total,  8042 ,  760
Comment Thumbs: 13366 total,  18653 ,  5287
Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 153 Content: Faptastic → Level 154 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 11.5% (115/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:303762
Times Content Favorited:376 times
Total Comments Made:6009
FJ Points:17937
Favorite Tags: the (4) | People (2)

latest user's comments

#389 - I ******* lost it at "tell my wife her boobs..." 06/21/2012 on Morbid for Mankind +2
#386 - **captainrattrap rolled user Sunset ** COME SEE THIS!!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on Morbid for Mankind +4
#390 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#726 - You knew what he meant right?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on Dafuq 0
User avatar #730 - wishicouldfly (06/21/2012) [-]
Um.... Yes?
#145 - Yes!! An extra hole. 06/20/2012 on Star Wars Logic +13
#420 - You have said one of the most correct things I've seen in a while.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Dafuq +45
User avatar #723 - wishicouldfly (06/21/2012) [-]
More stupid*
User avatar #726 - captainrattrap (06/21/2012) [-]
You knew what he meant right?
User avatar #730 - wishicouldfly (06/21/2012) [-]
Um.... Yes?
#212 - Haha I'm glad haha that there was no avatar movie haha... Exce… 06/20/2012 on Devilish Drink +5
#281 - That **** has me dying of laughter every time. 06/20/2012 on ClubPenguin:Get yo' shit... +4
#92 - That one's still pretty pornographic... 06/20/2012 on Let's play catch 0
#306 - Why are you saying my name??? 06/19/2012 on my conspiracy -1
#229 - gay gay gay gay gay  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2012 on my conspiracy -2
#286 - zedd (06/19/2012) [-]
Puddin'
#306 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
Why are you saying my name???
#225 - reggin reggin reggin reggin reggin  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2012 on my conspiracy -2
User avatar #228 - lordmoldywart (06/19/2012) [-]
reggae reggae reggae reggae reggae
User avatar #229 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
gay gay gay gay gay
#286 - zedd (06/19/2012) [-]
Puddin'
#306 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
Why are you saying my name???
#154 - Picture 06/19/2012 on This is probably why people... +1
#198 - imagine reaction's world if that microsoft that long lasted  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2012 on my conspiracy +4
User avatar #224 - lordmoldywart (06/19/2012) [-]
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
User avatar #225 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
reggin reggin reggin reggin reggin
User avatar #228 - lordmoldywart (06/19/2012) [-]
reggae reggae reggae reggae reggae
User avatar #229 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
gay gay gay gay gay
#286 - zedd (06/19/2012) [-]
Puddin'
#306 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
Why are you saying my name???
#803 - That story is long as **** . But he's not violent so tha… 06/19/2012 on Nigger jokes 0
#801 - Affirmative action here means that half the cops are black. So… 06/19/2012 on Nigger jokes 0
#1240 - Another point of view. 06/19/2012 on Oh god it's funny. 0
#1017 - And he's right, it's funny. Doesn't mean he fell for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Oh god it's funny. +3
#1025 - ftwunicorn has deleted their comment.
#238 - Really good idea but i couldn't pull it off  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Nigger jokes +1
#249 - anonymous (06/19/2012) [-]
only one option left; commit a crime, and when the cops show up to your house, blame the nigger. Automatic life sentence, automatic freedom. Or just take a watermelon, and don't eat it, just say it's an experiment. He'll leave in tears.
User avatar #801 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
Affirmative action here means that half the cops are black. Some of them don't even blame the nigger!!
#218 - Haha thanks for the good advice. I might end up run…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Nigger jokes +22
#639 - crazypat (06/19/2012) [-]
Then surround yourself with water. Same shit as cats right you touch it you melt like the wicked witch of west detroit.


'Also a picture of a goose i drew a hat on'
#112 - Haha see ya!! If you wanna add me on live (if you have it) my … 06/19/2012 on Something men can relate to. 0
#110 - #comment #109 Yeah, that's what I saw on the demonstr…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Something men can relate to. 0
User avatar #111 - afrobunny (06/19/2012) [-]
That's. Fucking. COOL.Anyways, Its been nice chatting. Im off to..wherever
User avatar #112 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
Haha see ya!! If you wanna add me on live (if you have it) my gamertag is cpt rattrap
#25 - My pussy wants your cock. yes I know … 06/19/2012 on lol wut 0
#108 - It's been for a while. The ******* sick part is that th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Something men can relate to. 0
User avatar #109 - afrobunny (06/19/2012) [-]
I dont have a kinect T-T You tell it to equip daedric dagger, it does? :O
#106 - Combined with kinect integration: ************************…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Something men can relate to. 0
#107 - afrobunny (06/19/2012) [-]
HOLD UP. Kinect integration you say? Again,
<Mfw
User avatar #108 - captainrattrap (06/19/2012) [-]
It's been for a while. The fucking sick part is that they added it for free. You can shout at it: it works.
You can tell your companion to go places, it works.
Tell your companion to equip specific items: NIGGER, it mother fucking works.
User avatar #109 - afrobunny (06/19/2012) [-]
I dont have a kinect T-T You tell it to equip daedric dagger, it does? :O
#26 - Am I the only one that just started staring at her boobs...?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Imagine the chaos on FJ then +3
#88 - unsuspectingspy (06/19/2012) [-]
You just started?
#59 - anonymous (06/19/2012) [-]
Isn't that the reason you guys watch the show in the first place?
#31 - PedoBearFTW has deleted their comment.

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Comments(75):

[ 75 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 			****		 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
&gt;&quot;Chill out man&quot;
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
&gt;you seem upset   
&gt;Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just &quot;Chill man.&quot;
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 			****		 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
User avatar #53 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 22** MAY THE ROLL GODS TAKE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS
User avatar #52 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 16** DUBS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU
User avatar #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 77**
User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
User avatar #54 to #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user dermuffinmeistro ** YUS
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User avatar #46 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 81**
User avatar #45 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 57**
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User avatar #42 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 52** SOMEONE ROLL DUBS QUICK
User avatar #41 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 52**
User avatar #40 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 14** Can we dubs and gtfo of here plox
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