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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:8/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#1504
Comment Ranking:#1309
Highest Content Rank:#1144
Highest Comment Rank:#857
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#358 - Dood, it'a an anime character.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Destiny -6
User avatar #363 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
You would't fap to a baby in anime, would you? Pretty much the same thing
User avatar #367 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
But a baby doesn't have a hot face that's fapworthy on a grown woman.
#376 - trojanmannn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #379 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Wasn't saying she was a grown woman, was saying HOT FACE

#381 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #386 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
If it was on one.
#354 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Destiny -11
User avatar #356 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
no. I'm reasonable.
User avatar #358 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Dood, it'a an anime character.
User avatar #363 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
You would't fap to a baby in anime, would you? Pretty much the same thing
User avatar #367 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
But a baby doesn't have a hot face that's fapworthy on a grown woman.
#376 - trojanmannn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #379 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Wasn't saying she was a grown woman, was saying HOT FACE

#381 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #386 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
If it was on one.
#352 - Later on. 04/25/2012 on Destiny -10
#338 - Find them, post them 04/25/2012 on Destiny 0
#336 - Dood that blind chick is hot as **** .  [+] (12 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Destiny -12
#350 - Omnicide has deleted their comment.
User avatar #352 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Later on.
User avatar #349 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
dude. no. She's like, 12.
#354 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #356 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
no. I'm reasonable.
User avatar #358 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Dood, it'a an anime character.
User avatar #363 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
You would't fap to a baby in anime, would you? Pretty much the same thing
User avatar #367 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
But a baby doesn't have a hot face that's fapworthy on a grown woman.
#376 - trojanmannn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #379 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Wasn't saying she was a grown woman, was saying HOT FACE

#381 - trojanmannn (04/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #386 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
If it was on one.
#574 - Even this guy ******* sees what he … 04/25/2012 on Oh the irony! +2
#440 - Yup: My 100% freshly squeezed OC. 04/25/2012 on red ring of death, whats that? 0
#378 - That feeling when you're laughing your ass off to a funny ass …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2012 on red ring of death, whats that? +1
#383 - johnnyfurious (04/24/2012) [-]
Honestly? when someone uses I see what you did there, I use this after them xD
User avatar #440 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Yup: funnyjunk.com/channel/skyrim/Desc/jnBBGwa/
My 100% freshly squeezed OC.
#368 - >Be a loyal soldier in the Gulf War >Taking break, p… 04/24/2012 on red ring of death, whats that? +2
#143 - It survived a nuke and is perpetually running tetris... …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2012 on red ring of death, whats that? +3
User avatar #170 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
but they fixed it since it originally didnt work. they put new parts in the inside


buzz killington away!
User avatar #171 - xtnega (04/24/2012) [-]
They only replaced the screen, because it was half melted, and you couldn't see through it properly
User avatar #173 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
we,, i remember a post sayingg all they did was change the screen, and put new tech inside since it was damaged badly.
User avatar #183 - xtnega (04/24/2012) [-]
Here:
'Nintendo's repair department received a Game Boy from a soldier that had survived a grenade explosion during the first Gulf War. The case was completely melted, and the screen was smashed, but the innards survived. They replaced the screen, and the thing worked perfectly, even had sound.'

I've seen quite a few quotes like these, specifically saying that only the screen was replaced.
User avatar #186 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
oh, well if it was a grenade explosion then yeah thats probable, but these guys were talking about napalm and nukes.
User avatar #187 - xtnega (04/24/2012) [-]
Well, there's nothing quite like exaggeration, eh?
#368 - captainrattrap (04/24/2012) [-]
>Be a loyal soldier in the Gulf War
>Taking break, playing gameboy
>What's that..?
>GRENADE!!
>SHITSHITSHITSHIT.jpg
>Badly fucked up.
>People care more about fixing the gameboy than saving me.

MFW
#493 - That's a pretty funny picture. 04/24/2012 on More Intelligent +2
#6 - Dude, you shouldn't delete your comments.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2012 on turretbuddy's profile 0
#7 - turretbuddy (04/25/2012) [-]
I don't.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #8 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
I wrote this because you did. I forgot who or where it was, but you did.

And you are a nigger for doing it.
User avatar #9 - turretbuddy (04/25/2012) [-]
I have deleted a maximum of once, check my comment history. The captain goes down with his ship.
User avatar #10 - turretbuddy (04/25/2012) [-]
*maximum of one comment
User avatar #11 - captainrattrap (04/25/2012) [-]
Okay, i appreciate that.

Now don't do it again.
#167 - Yeah I feel the degree of your comment's offensiveness is mino… 04/24/2012 on You don't say 0
#737 - That's interesting, seeing as he tested the poison he'd use to… 04/24/2012 on uncle adolf 0
#14254 - Judging on the relatively low popularity of new vegas compared…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #60181 - skidz (06/28/2012) [-]
la is already in fallout 1
User avatar #60471 - captainrattrap (06/28/2012) [-]
That doesn't mean they can't do it again. I think it would fit well into the whole style that was so popular about f3, especially if they included hollywood. Classic jazz, swing and sixties rocknroll, with the remainder's of LA's big highway overpasses as a reminder of human strength, creation, and destruction. I would love it.
User avatar #60492 - skidz (06/28/2012) [-]
Yes but LA is completely controlled by NCR, which means it wouldn't be a hostile place like Capitol wasteland or parts of the Mojave
User avatar #60498 - captainrattrap (06/28/2012) [-]
It all depends on what the writers want. If they want a sudden post apocalyptic neo-apocalypse where a zombie outbreak occurs in the only newly burgeoning city of New LosAngeles they could write it and it would be awesome. If they want to have the NCR become infiltrated by the remainder of the enclave who install an evil dictator, and you fight with the last 1/3rd of the NCR forces that remain loyal as well as the BoS, they coudl do it and it would be pure awesome. I could go on... I wish I could be a video game writer.
User avatar #60503 - skidz (06/28/2012) [-]
Good point
#125 - The vault boy is universally applicable due to his awesomeness.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2012 on You don't say +2
User avatar #166 - anotherponyaccount (04/23/2012) [-]
that's a lot of red thumbs, also OK
User avatar #167 - captainrattrap (04/24/2012) [-]
Yeah I feel the degree of your comment's offensiveness is minor enough to where you shouldn't be thumbed down at this rate.
#20 - You're a homo. 04/23/2012 on RykenX's profile 0
#1071 - Thank God... 04/23/2012 on One of the Most Powerful... +1
#603 - You guys do realize that he led more than 6 million innocent p…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2012 on uncle adolf +4
User avatar #732 - xoleras (04/23/2012) [-]
never said super cool, just a genius .-. and besides before he went insane and started that, he was a painter, a family man, and cared alot about animals.. including his dog (blondi)
User avatar #737 - captainrattrap (04/24/2012) [-]
That's interesting, seeing as he tested the poison he'd use to kill himself and his wife on his dog.
Yes, he painted, but he didn't do it for the art. Seeing as when hid art didn't sell he got pissed and became a dictator.
#905 - I guess, in the mystic land of skyrim, anything is possible! 04/23/2012 on Oblivion v. Skyrim 0
#838 - LoL @ getting thumbed down for not agreeing with ever racist t… 04/23/2012 on /b/ being /b/ +1
#837 - Is that REALLY how other white people feel their lives are? Li… 04/23/2012 on /b/ being /b/ +1
#13316 - Just informing you bro, in case you don't have a subscription … 04/23/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#13309 - A gameinformer article was an interview with bethesda, he said… 04/23/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#13304 - pirating it brings it back to life. 04/23/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +5
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User avatar #79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 						****					 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
>"Chill out man"
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
>you seem upset   
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 						****					 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
User avatar #53 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 22** MAY THE ROLL GODS TAKE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS
User avatar #52 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 16** DUBS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU
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**fukkendragonite rolls 77**
User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
User avatar #54 to #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user dermuffinmeistro ** YUS
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**fukkendragonite rolls 14** Can we dubs and gtfo of here plox
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