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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
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#99 - Whore 12/21/2014 on Valentines Day +2
#43 - I mean, I agree that it shouldn't be such a problem. But do I …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Snaw 0
User avatar #49 - dingdongpancakes (12/19/2014) [-]
the drivers in my neighborhood fucking suck. We have a middle school right next to a high school and the traffic there is a complete cluster fuck. So many fucking soccer moms trying to pull in and pull out of parking spots it looks like students would get run over or some shit.
#27 - Meanwhile in California... "The I-80 is flooded!"…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Snaw +6
#86 - spetsnaztm (12/19/2014) [-]
The Russian River is a fun place to go rowboating/canoeing/kayaking/whatever the fuck you call it.
Done the trip twice, both times was great. Second time was better because I fucking realized how to control a boat.
User avatar #40 - dingdongpancakes (12/19/2014) [-]
Our school district said "yall are fuckin pussies, you're going to fucking school"
User avatar #43 - captainrattrap (12/19/2014) [-]
I mean, I agree that it shouldn't be such a problem. But do I trust california drivers in the rain? Nah.
User avatar #49 - dingdongpancakes (12/19/2014) [-]
the drivers in my neighborhood fucking suck. We have a middle school right next to a high school and the traffic there is a complete cluster fuck. So many fucking soccer moms trying to pull in and pull out of parking spots it looks like students would get run over or some shit.
#91 - is samefag. 12/15/2014 on nailed it 0
#192 - I got a goodass laugh with this **** ***** . 12/14/2014 on scenes from the UK porn... +2
#5 - Shut the **** up and stop complaining. This means… 12/11/2014 on Ubisoft are being cunts again +3
#23 - How realistic was this tiger costume?? Do I dare ask…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on There goes your reputation +2
User avatar #24 - Jenisist (12/11/2014) [-]
give me the source
User avatar #25 - Mecuniv (12/11/2014) [-]
Ditto.
#38 - >Steel structures don't fall like that. Good one.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Man Instructions +1
User avatar #40 - lathyrusvii (12/11/2014) [-]
I... I'm kind of conflicted, actually. e__e I feel bad for basing some of my joke off of such a horrible event wherein people died.
I think I'll justify it that I'm not making fun of the death, perse, but the people who are so prone to panic so quickly.

: Drinks. :

... Yeash.
#94 - Bro it's a 10$ camera and an even cheaper radio. Maybe you'd n…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Read desc before commenting 0
#98 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
10 dollar body camera. Sounds super reliable.
#24 - "Clockwise" What am I a mechanical engineer?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Man Instructions +41
User avatar #37 - lathyrusvii (12/11/2014) [-]
I actually am a mechanical engineer ( a big ol' whoppin' associate's degree, but still ) and I can assure you that this is moon-gibberish-garbage.
I think it's a bomb, actually, cleverly disguised as a washer/dryer combo.

This is some pretty high tech shit right here; I'm going to blame terrorism, 9/11, steal structures don't fall like that, you guys, it was an inside job.

Also? Vodka. I should be more drunk. Let me work on that.
#39 - lathyrusvii (12/11/2014) [-]
You can't turn something clockwise ' once. '
There are twelve numbers on a clock. What is this, fuckin' time travel?
No, dude, just don't touch it.
User avatar #38 - captainrattrap (12/11/2014) [-]
>Steel structures don't fall like that.

Good one.
User avatar #40 - lathyrusvii (12/11/2014) [-]
I... I'm kind of conflicted, actually. e__e I feel bad for basing some of my joke off of such a horrible event wherein people died.
I think I'll justify it that I'm not making fun of the death, perse, but the people who are so prone to panic so quickly.

: Drinks. :

... Yeash.

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User avatar #79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 						****					 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
>"Chill out man"
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
>you seem upset   
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 						****					 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
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User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
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