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captainrattrap

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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:5/30/2016
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Content Ranking:#4478
Comment Ranking:#1679
Highest Content Rank:#697
Highest Comment Rank:#857
Content Thumbs: 7517 total,  8337 ,  820
Comment Thumbs: 18531 total,  25014 ,  6483
Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 85.3% (853/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:324326
Times Content Favorited:370 times
Total Comments Made:7258
FJ Points:21886
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#5 - neet 20 hours ago on The 2000s +1
#47 - "Men are just the only ones with the balls to be Right-wi… 20 hours ago on New Black Pidgeon Speaks 0
#55 - >Anon posts liveleak video. Yea, I'm gonna go with…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Rare Photographs +1
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#58 - kampi (20 hours ago) [-]
Hillary Clinton EVIL REMIX

It's just this.
#78 - I almost thought I was wrong for a second and then realized th… 05/28/2016 on /ck/ 0
#31 - New meme 05/28/2016 on Meme death +4
#59 - Glad I could help! 05/28/2016 on /ck/ 0
#56 - I have a dry sense of humor and the term is something of a hyperbole.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /ck/ -3
#75 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
Nah, see, the thing about humor is that it's supposed to make _other_ people laugh, not just yourself. This >>#36 is just autism. Not in the buzzwordy "hurr durr everything I don't like is autism" way, but in the sense that this is the kind of thing a person with Asperger's would say and expect other people to laugh at.
#76 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
shit, wrong commment, I meant to link to >>#43
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#78 - captainrattrap (05/28/2016) [-]
I almost thought I was wrong for a second and then realized that you are anon and faggot
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#57 - letting (05/28/2016) [-]
Your humor is like the Sahara desert in the middle of July during a drought.

But I appreciate the explanation, at least.
#59 - captainrattrap (05/28/2016) [-]
Glad I could help!
#54 - I was making fun of his use of the phrase "every now and …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /ck/ -2
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#55 - letting (05/28/2016) [-]
Why? Seems like a totally average phrase.
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#56 - captainrattrap (05/28/2016) [-]
I have a dry sense of humor and the term is something of a hyperbole.
#75 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
Nah, see, the thing about humor is that it's supposed to make _other_ people laugh, not just yourself. This >>#36 is just autism. Not in the buzzwordy "hurr durr everything I don't like is autism" way, but in the sense that this is the kind of thing a person with Asperger's would say and expect other people to laugh at.
#76 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
shit, wrong commment, I meant to link to >>#43
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#78 - captainrattrap (05/28/2016) [-]
I almost thought I was wrong for a second and then realized that you are anon and faggot
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#57 - letting (05/28/2016) [-]
Your humor is like the Sahara desert in the middle of July during a drought.

But I appreciate the explanation, at least.
#59 - captainrattrap (05/28/2016) [-]
Glad I could help!
#53 - You must never go to parties  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on /ck/ 0
#66 - ricobendimez (05/28/2016) [-]
Having fun?
#49 - Just remember, if we fight, I'll win EVERY NOW. And I…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /ck/ 0
#50 - ricobendimez (05/28/2016) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
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#53 - captainrattrap (05/28/2016) [-]
You must never go to parties
#66 - ricobendimez (05/28/2016) [-]
Having fun?

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#83 - dabsmoker (05/26/2016) [-]
#82 - dabsmoker (05/26/2016) [-]
#79 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
#80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
#81 to #80 - damping (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
#70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
#72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
#76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
>"Chill out man"
Also,
>"Chill out man"
#66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
>you seem upset   
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
#68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
#77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
#78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
#61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
#62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
#63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
#64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
#59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#60 to #59 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
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#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF ****.
#57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that ****. It makes me very upset, sir.
#53 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 22** MAY THE ROLL GODS TAKE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS
#52 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 16** DUBS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU