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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
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#31 - I don't know what you seek to gain from this? 11 hours ago on Got away safely 0
#53 - I ain't adjustin my eyes to that **** , nor am I r… 22 hours ago on I wish I had a vest like that -1
#49 - I ain't highlighting that **** fag.  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on I wish I had a vest like that -3
User avatar #55 - songemot (20 hours ago) [-]
raciss muthafuka
#50 - themarineelite (23 hours ago) [-]
Roll your mouse over it u shitfuck
User avatar #53 - captainrattrap (22 hours ago) [-]
I ain't adjustin my eyes to that shit, nor am I rollin shit fucker. Fuck that. Tell that nigga get a new text color.
#46 - tryhard  [+] (5 new replies) 23 hours ago on I wish I had a vest like that -2
User avatar #48 - songemot (23 hours ago) [-]
more like trynormal

because it took only a moderate amount of effort, but was still enjoyably challenging for me
User avatar #49 - captainrattrap (23 hours ago) [-]
I ain't highlighting that shit fag.
User avatar #55 - songemot (20 hours ago) [-]
raciss muthafuka
#50 - themarineelite (23 hours ago) [-]
Roll your mouse over it u shitfuck
User avatar #53 - captainrattrap (22 hours ago) [-]
I ain't adjustin my eyes to that shit, nor am I rollin shit fucker. Fuck that. Tell that nigga get a new text color.
#23 - Picture 10/21/2014 on Black people +11
#22 - Hey where there's a will there's a way. 2020 could me…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#24 - slias (10/21/2014) [-]
There aren't really any off-planet sources of oil, given that it's decomposed plant and animal matter. We are going to have to move onto an entirely different fuel sources, which is going to be next to impossible due to the wealth and influence that the corporations that control our oil supplies currently possess. Less oil means higher prices and thus larger profits, unless of course people stopped needing oil and other fossil fuels, so renewable energy research is a major threat to these corporations.

Take Australia for example, the current neo-conservative pro-business government has turned their back on renewable energy research in favour of restoring coal power plants, most definitely due to the lobbying efforts of corporations that would stand to make a profit from this.

Big money runs everything, they're selfish fuckers, we're fucked.
#56 - dwarfman (10/21/2014) [-]
We were to run out of oil by 2010 as well. Currently we have the ability to make oil from anything that was is organic or was organic. Meaning rubber, plastic, farm waste etc can be turned into crude oil. As of right now it is too expensive, and the one company producing oil this way cannot take advantage of economies of scale. However it is a good first step. The energy giants (mostly Shell & Exxon) are seeking alternatives for oil already, in fact it's why their gas is more expensive (Off setting all their R&D). We as Americans will not suffer when the wells run dry, in fact we do not even use oil outside of North America anymore. The Saudi Royal Family is fucked in about 30 years, China is worried, the EU can suckle off our alternative sources.

Why do I say this? The Hurr Durr oil running out apocalypse is a fantasy problem.
#19 - TBH the SJW may use injustice as an excuse for their own insan…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#21 - slias (10/21/2014) [-]
Gonna run out of oil by ~2050.
User avatar #22 - captainrattrap (10/21/2014) [-]
Hey where there's a will there's a way.

2020 could mean a huge jump in space funding. We could manage to efficiently port oil from offplanet.

If you think that's impossible, remember: We put a man on the moon within 10 years of the idea's conception.
#24 - slias (10/21/2014) [-]
There aren't really any off-planet sources of oil, given that it's decomposed plant and animal matter. We are going to have to move onto an entirely different fuel sources, which is going to be next to impossible due to the wealth and influence that the corporations that control our oil supplies currently possess. Less oil means higher prices and thus larger profits, unless of course people stopped needing oil and other fossil fuels, so renewable energy research is a major threat to these corporations.

Take Australia for example, the current neo-conservative pro-business government has turned their back on renewable energy research in favour of restoring coal power plants, most definitely due to the lobbying efforts of corporations that would stand to make a profit from this.

Big money runs everything, they're selfish fuckers, we're fucked.
#56 - dwarfman (10/21/2014) [-]
We were to run out of oil by 2010 as well. Currently we have the ability to make oil from anything that was is organic or was organic. Meaning rubber, plastic, farm waste etc can be turned into crude oil. As of right now it is too expensive, and the one company producing oil this way cannot take advantage of economies of scale. However it is a good first step. The energy giants (mostly Shell & Exxon) are seeking alternatives for oil already, in fact it's why their gas is more expensive (Off setting all their R&D). We as Americans will not suffer when the wells run dry, in fact we do not even use oil outside of North America anymore. The Saudi Royal Family is fucked in about 30 years, China is worried, the EU can suckle off our alternative sources.

Why do I say this? The Hurr Durr oil running out apocalypse is a fantasy problem.
#46 - It's pretty fun to comment on old ass content. 10/21/2014 on Slow internet 0
#30 - Screw works better, because besides it's meaning in "aw y… 10/21/2014 on Go +1
#55 - "Hella" ? Are you from the Bay? 10/20/2014 on Stereotyping in Europe 0

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User avatar #79 - damping ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
GTA froze. Looks like it happened to you too.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainrattrap (05/30/2014) [-]
WTF this happened last night! Ugh ima play batman instead.
User avatar #81 to #80 - damping ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Ya ***** a mess.
#69 - nsfwfun (11/26/2012) [-]
What did you say about my zibby post on the straight board? I couldnt view it because it had been over 24 hours
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Posted the link to her personal site and gave you the password. I ******* hate that ******** 12 hour crap.
#71 to #70 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Could you give it to me again? Thank you so much!
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I'm joking man I just agreed with you.
#75 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
http:// imgur . com /a/etzTk#0
User avatar #76 to #75 - captainrattrap (11/27/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#74 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** I found the jackpot [url deleted]
#73 to #72 - nsfwfun (11/27/2012) [-]
omg 						****					 you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
omg **** you haha. You had my hopes up you son of a bitch
#65 - tehwickedrabbit (11/25/2012) [-]
Also,    
>"Chill out man"
Also,
>"Chill out man"
User avatar #66 to #65 - captainrattrap (11/25/2012) [-]
So much butthurt on fj these days. Is this what it's like to be an oldfag?
#67 to #66 - tehwickedrabbit (11/26/2012) [-]
>you seem upset   
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.    
   
Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
>you seem upset
>Is this what it feels like to be an oldfag.

Kid, you're probably 14. Just "Chill man."
User avatar #68 to #67 - captainrattrap (11/26/2012) [-]
Oooookay.
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcquiston (12/02/2012) [-]
Ignore him, he's a faggot.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainrattrap (12/02/2012) [-]
I noticed.
User avatar #61 - supdogg (10/03/2012) [-]
Your comment earlier, I agree It is meant to be ghosts
User avatar #62 to #61 - captainrattrap (10/05/2012) [-]
Didn't quite understand about the neg thumbs, but what can I say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - supdogg (10/05/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up because you were right, I don't know why **** went down the way it did, dese ****** dont know nuttin bout R.E.S.P.E.C.T. ya feel me.
User avatar #64 to #63 - captainrattrap (10/09/2012) [-]
Dem ****** was just bustin, na mean? Just some wallin ass bustaz in dat bitch, feel me?
#58 - GainesWorthy (08/12/2012) [-]
I got all the 						****					 anons mad. MUAHAHA
I got all the **** anons mad. MUAHAHA
User avatar #59 to #58 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
You really did. Hue.
#56 - RykenX (08/11/2012) [-]
Hi, you commented on my profile calling me a homosexual.

YOU NEVER ******** TOLD ME WHY YOU PIECE OF **** .
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainrattrap (08/11/2012) [-]
Hmm.. Not sure. You probably deleted your comment. I don't look fondly on that **** . It makes me very upset, sir.
User avatar #53 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 22** MAY THE ROLL GODS TAKE MERCY UPON OUR SOULS
User avatar #52 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 16** DUBS WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU
User avatar #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 77**
User avatar #55 to #51 - captainrattrap (08/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say man, I was scared when I saw 66 notifications. I thought my profile would be filled with an assload of poni34, but it wasn't. I am relieved.
User avatar #54 to #51 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user dermuffinmeistro ** YUS
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User avatar #46 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 81**
User avatar #45 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 57**
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User avatar #42 - amozi (08/10/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 52** SOMEONE ROLL DUBS QUICK
User avatar #41 - instakill (08/10/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 52**
User avatar #40 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 14** Can we dubs and gtfo of here plox
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