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captainpatters

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:2/20/2015
Location:Kent
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 15314 total,  17253 ,  1939
Comment Thumbs: 7454 total,  8567 ,  1113
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (238/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:942369
Times Content Favorited:623 times
Total Comments Made:953
FJ Points:19699
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#49 - Tunbridge Wells STRONK 06/11/2014 on English Bastards 0
#33 - Based Cromwell. Killed English people, Killed Scottish pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on English Bastards +6
User avatar #55 - dwarfman (06/11/2014) [-]
Anyone who wasn't Protestant, or English enough for his taste.
#32 - KENT BRO!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on English Bastards 0
User avatar #47 - jammyz (06/11/2014) [-]
KENT KENT KENT

ashford ashford... ashford...

Trashford.
User avatar #49 - captainpatters (06/11/2014) [-]
Tunbridge Wells STRONK
#31 - 1845 best year of my life 06/11/2014 on English Bastards +11
#487 - These laws would not be enforced outside of areas of high crim…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... 0
#488 - cabbagemayhem (06/11/2014) [-]
Despite it being a horrible idea to have an umbrella law that makes innocent people fear to do what regulators aren't even concerned with in their area, this particular law is like trying to fix a leaky bucket by putting more water into it. The higher crime rate comes from gun bans, but politician's logic is to then ban knives. Needless to say, it doesn't have the intended effect. It just tries to limit the oldest and most useful tool known to mankind.
#416 - It says that she was the runner up in the french open. 06/10/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... 0
#415 - All these Americans justifying their terrible gun culture. … 06/10/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... -3
#414 - I'm not even going to grace this with an answer. Just scroll d… 06/10/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... 0
#412 - Why the **** do square miles matter. Population is the … 06/10/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... 0
#411 - Almost all gun crime is done against other criminals. …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... +2
#486 - cabbagemayhem (06/11/2014) [-]
Of course they can. There's no such as getting of guns, but the U.K. has some of the strictest gun control laws.

I always get down voted by the U.K. when I post that picture about swords, but look it up. It's against the law to carry a knife over 3" (7.62 cm) long.
www.gov.uk/find-out-if-i-can-buy-or-carry-a-knife
User avatar #487 - captainpatters (06/11/2014) [-]
These laws would not be enforced outside of areas of high crime.
It's mainly to combat the large amount of knife crime found in low income areas where knife crime is extremely common
#488 - cabbagemayhem (06/11/2014) [-]
Despite it being a horrible idea to have an umbrella law that makes innocent people fear to do what regulators aren't even concerned with in their area, this particular law is like trying to fix a leaky bucket by putting more water into it. The higher crime rate comes from gun bans, but politician's logic is to then ban knives. Needless to say, it doesn't have the intended effect. It just tries to limit the oldest and most useful tool known to mankind.
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#77 - thx bb 06/10/2014 on Steam reviews comp part 5 +1
#51 - the ******* music in silver surfer is amazing, for 8 bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Fear and Loathing in Lordran +1
User avatar #52 - benevolentpsycho (06/09/2014) [-]
It's really great to listen to while trying to beat the game
#53 - Now I don't mean to sound arrogant But I'm the funnie…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on comment comp two 0
User avatar #64 - britbong (06/09/2014) [-]
9/10
#30 - >20 hours You haven't even scratched the surface  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Steam reviews comp part 4 +2
User avatar #31 - demented (06/08/2014) [-]
I have significantly more on EU3
#10 - I'm going to post this again because everytime I read it I lau…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Steam reviews comp part 4 +73
User avatar #87 - theshadowed (06/09/2014) [-]
I honestly can't get into Europa 4. I love Crusader Kings, I'm pretty good at it. But I just can't do Europa
User avatar #30 - captainpatters (06/08/2014) [-]
>20 hours

You haven't even scratched the surface
User avatar #31 - demented (06/08/2014) [-]
I have significantly more on EU3
#7 - Flagged for boobs  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Lamps +50
#21 - splyt (06/08/2014) [-]
familyguylivestudioostrichgoinghaha.gif
#18 - shmikechm (06/08/2014) [-]
#19 - ugoboom (06/08/2014) [-]
#23 - I'm going to sit you down, kneel down to your level and say th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Steam reviews part 3 +2
#183 - almightybenjamin (06/08/2014) [-]
#7 - Star Wars Battlefront 2  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Steam reviews part 3 +202
User avatar #68 - garymotherfingoak (06/08/2014) [-]
TFW GLU shut down the gamespy servers, including BF2
#71 - bann (06/08/2014) [-]
thats cold
User avatar #72 - garymotherfingoak (06/08/2014) [-]
you can still play online via gameranger, but who knows how much of what was left of the community was further cut by the shutdown
#101 - thegazz (06/08/2014) [-]
You can still play the Project Reality mod for Battlefield 2. Way better than vanilla BF2 anyway imo.
#6 - Europa Universalis 4  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Steam reviews part 3 +88
#100 - fegut (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - specialone (06/08/2014) [-]
"The period when white people discovered the world, and decided they didn't like it."

Never has a truer sentence been spoken.
#129 - gerfox (06/08/2014) [-]
I liked it too. Sums up the backdrop of imperialism pretty well
User avatar #34 - xxhadesflamesxx (06/08/2014) [-]
never before have I been so happy to see an option to kill all of the natives in game
#70 - #rekt 06/06/2014 on Proof That Mario Kart Is... 0
#73 - toppest of my keks 06/06/2014 on NAILED IT +4
#28 - Picture 06/06/2014 on British Immigration +12
#5 - Crunk... Crunk... Crunk 06/03/2014 on Confusion +5
#5 - yea, that scene really messed with my head  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on cunt +1
User avatar #11 - thesemendemon (06/04/2014) [-]
it sure messed with his head too
#131 - Based prince phillip will always be my true ruler 06/03/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +2

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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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