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Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:4/25/2014
Location:Kent
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Total Comments Made:749
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mfw I play ret paladin PVE and no one wants me
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#13 - Inst there a strong German speaking population in Namibia?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on father please.. 0
#18 - gerfox (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, my knowledge of Namibia is limited to this: The small white German-speaking minority own the majority of the farmland (like 70% or something), and that's only because the government led by blacks have been redistributing.

And those German-speaking whites are very inspired by Nazi-Germany, and buys Swastikas and everything. I once saw an interesting documentary about it.


What I mean to say is simply that, as far as I know without using Google, there's a white minority in Namibia who speak German, and you might claim they are strong since they fuel the Namibian economy.
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I'll consider that for my next porn journey.
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I completely agree with you. Google used to be good for porn image and video search, and now Bing is the best by a long shot.
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User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
#2 - captianpaters **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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