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Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:7/21/2014
Location:Kent
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Comment Ranking:#1481
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Highest Comment Rank:#1059
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Content Level Progress: 19.8% (198/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Times Content Favorited:632 times
Total Comments Made:849
FJ Points:18932
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    I CAST FLARE! I CAST FLARE!
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#54 - He was part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! 06/30/2014 on Benjamin Franklin +17
#111 - I find american accents on women unbearable. 06/30/2014 on italian master race... 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Look Out Oprah! +63
#90 - Monopolus (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #84 - messerauditore (06/29/2014) [-]
First shrek and now this. Why the fuck is this a thing??
#80 - Medication (06/29/2014) [-]
#79 - darkbringer (06/29/2014) [-]
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#71 - yisumad (06/29/2014) [-]
#52 - brothergrimm (06/29/2014) [-]
i haven't had enough sleep to deal with this shit.........
User avatar #72 - tankerdude (06/29/2014) [-]
so get some of the sleep
#47 - abnormalgames (06/29/2014) [-]
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#27 - warioteam (06/29/2014) [-]
this is much stranger than shrek is love
#28 - Its easy when the country wants you to invade  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Conquered +2
#29 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
im pretty sure that it was still an invasion. dutch forces landed without (official) permission and fought some really minor battles with english forces and took the throne. it wasnt bloodless and the king didn't want it. foreign forces landed and forcibly took the throne hence, in my incredibly insignificant opinion, an invasion happened.
User avatar #31 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY
They were invited formally by mr Ican'tremembereverythinglikenameswhatamIabook?
#25 - What happened is that parliament and the people did not like h…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Conquered +1
#26 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
i've googled it and returned from the internet with facts. i shall now quote directly from wikipedia- "William's successful invasion of England with a Dutch fleet and army led to his ascending of the English throne as William III of England jointly with his wife Mary II of England."
who are you who dares cast doubt on wikipedias teachings
User avatar #28 - captainpatters (06/28/2014) [-]
Its easy when the country wants you to invade
#29 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
im pretty sure that it was still an invasion. dutch forces landed without (official) permission and fought some really minor battles with english forces and took the throne. it wasnt bloodless and the king didn't want it. foreign forces landed and forcibly took the throne hence, in my incredibly insignificant opinion, an invasion happened.
User avatar #31 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY
They were invited formally by mr Ican'tremembereverythinglikenameswhatamIabook?
#24 - The industrial revolution is responsible for everything you us… 06/28/2014 on Conquered +1
#26 - it was 29 Celsius in the south east last week, needless to say…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on When FJ users go to the beach +2
#27 - Hitcher (06/26/2014) [-]
R.I.P.
#66 - JAIME IS THE KINGSLAYER!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Not a RR Martin Spoiler +3
User avatar #78 - jaggedherp (06/24/2014) [-]
What?! Fuck you man, not cool
#20 - You are doing gods work 06/23/2014 on captainpatters's profile 0
#257 - PURPLE TEAM SHALL RISE AGAIN 06/22/2014 on superbowl for steam users 0

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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
#2 - captianpaters **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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