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Date Signed Up:3/10/2011
Last Login:6/05/2012
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#255 - I purchased something similar at a poster sale once.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2012 on Legendary man 0
#257 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
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#341 - Gulliver's Travels is one of my favorite books.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Doodlebob +29
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#501 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
It has indeed been a long time. However, it will work, like a moth to a flame.
#346 - iAmAmerican (01/04/2012) [-]
YOU'RE BACK! I THOUGHT YOU QUIT<3
#345 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #347 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
I am a big fan of Nirvana.
#343 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
Yes, I liek thees new troll.
#230 - Mosquitoes have teeth.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2012 on Troll pocket +7
#231 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
#308 - On a similar note, in 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended wor…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2012 on lolololol. +23
User avatar #338 - captainsickfuck (01/04/2012) [-]
One of my favourite pastimes.
#313 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
#314 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
If it looks swollen, get it checked.
#315 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #357 - theminiturk (01/04/2012) [-]
one of my favourite .gifs
#890 - But "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Tard Stories 10 (by FJ) +5
User avatar #950 - RoyalNightmare (01/04/2012) [-]
Am I like, the only one following this guy around the front page?
#903 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
#388 - However, the most common name in the world is Mohammed.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Fuck yes. +12
User avatar #422 - invasor (01/04/2012) [-]
And most common surname is ali.
#407 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
#229 - *Most retards give more milk when they listen to music.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Men, we don't give a fuck +22
#238 - ismet (01/04/2012) [-]
Nah breh, it's lik dis **Most cows give retard milk when they listen to music
#231 - creeperburns (01/04/2012) [-]
i actualy found that interesting
#311 - On the other hand, Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2012 on Irony +9
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#226 - Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Men, we don't give a fuck +33
#301 - lordmuffin (01/04/2012) [-]
#243 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
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#227 - creeperburns (01/04/2012) [-]
u spelled retard wrong
User avatar #232 - pinktroll (01/04/2012) [-]
you spelled you wrong.
#234 - creeperburns (01/04/2012) [-]
are you implying im retarded because that would not make since in this context "you spelled "you" wrong" has no negative effects on me emotionally or physically so thank you sir may i have another
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User avatar #251 - pinktroll (01/04/2012) [-]
You seem upset. :)
#229 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
*Most retards give more milk when they listen to music.
#238 - ismet (01/04/2012) [-]
Nah breh, it's lik dis **Most cows give retard milk when they listen to music
#231 - creeperburns (01/04/2012) [-]
i actualy found that interesting
#240 - Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Facebook (2) +25
#260 - wumbologyexpert (01/04/2012) [-]
THANK YOU CAPTAIN IRRELEVANT!
#254 - ugotdubs (01/04/2012) [-]
captain irrelevant is back bitches!
#248 - creeperburns (01/04/2012) [-]
oh hey its you again HI!
#247 - DestroyaFaceTwo (01/04/2012) [-]
Thanks captainirrelevant. I never knew that.
#420 - I like the part in Star Wars where Darth Vader is his father. 01/04/2012 on GET UP! +6
#304 - Every person has a unique tongue print.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2012 on Irony +10
#310 - creeperburns (01/04/2012) [-]
hello captain retard
User avatar #311 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
On the other hand, Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
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#339 - Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents… 01/04/2012 on i see what you did there +7
#981 - I enjoy fishing, but only when there is something to catch. 01/04/2012 on HOLY Win! +1
#31 - The first 144 digits of pi add up to 666 (which many scholars …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
#32 - maplesyrupman (03/19/2011) [-]
We may be onto something.
#142 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2011 on VICTIM WHO FOUGHT BACK -3
#161 - wildorbison (03/19/2011) [-]
#29 - The kettle is on and my coffee is on the go.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
#30 - maplesyrupman (03/18/2011) [-]
Let's get married.
#31 - captainirrelevant (03/19/2011) [-]
The first 144 digits of pi add up to 666 (which many scholars say is "the mark of the Beast"). And 144 = (6+6) x (6+6).
#32 - maplesyrupman (03/19/2011) [-]
We may be onto something.
#106 - The characters which make up Japan's name mean "sun origi… 03/18/2011 on No More BoxxyDay! +20
#26 - Oh, I did, but the word "health" comes from the Angl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
#27 - thesaw (03/18/2011) [-]
My god, you're good.
#21 - I am not a Puritan. 03/18/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
#20 - Despite being a superhero of sorts myself, Renaissance author …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
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#16 - Posting something irrelevant would make it relevant, now wouldn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
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#14 - Not useless, irrelevant.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
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#16 - captainirrelevant (03/18/2011) [-]
Posting something irrelevant would make it relevant, now wouldn't it?
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#12 - In 2003, Canada became the first country in the world to offer… 03/18/2011 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
#59 - A female cat is called a queen or a molly.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/18/2011 on Bathroom Troll +28
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#67 - Kamesakke (03/18/2011) [-]
Check his user name.
<- you when you figure this out.
#66 - retardd (03/18/2011) [-]
Look at his username.
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#74 - retardd (03/18/2011) [-]
I'd do it just to piss you off.
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#68 - anonymous (03/18/2011) [-]
look at yours
#71 - retardd (03/18/2011) [-]
Then look at yours, guess what I'm gonna say about yours anon?
#64 - anonymous (03/18/2011) [-]
stop being such a debby downer
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#69 - Deavas (07/24/2012) [-]
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you must come baaaack!
#66 - assdemolisher (02/18/2012) [-]
I miss you.
#61 - darthblam ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm finding your work rather hilarious. Good job old bean!
#60 - Deavas (02/07/2012) [-]
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i love you. you were the awesome then you disappeared and i was filled with the sads and now youre back and i am filled with the yay's. and... Alchy's back too.. coincidence? aweshum!
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User avatar #52 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
your getting flagged and banned ..you need to stop spamming
User avatar #55 to #52 - Dincorta (02/07/2012) [-]
quit being such a boring old fart.
User avatar #54 to #52 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
i hate you, hes awesome, to me he's not spamming, he is giving us interesting info and shit
#57 to #54 - captainirrelevant (02/07/2012) [-]
I love you, humble supporter.
User avatar #56 to #54 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
did you know that this is called funnyjunk a place where you find funny stuff ..one way for not him getting banned is to put info regarding the content ..not some random stuff ..thats spamming if you like it or not
User avatar #58 to #56 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
yeah, but then again the word "junk" is part of the place funnyjunk, plus to me it's way better than retoast and shit
#59 to #58 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
you got a point at the retoasts ..ok ..well i was saying ..dont be scared when your banned or something ...have a good day sir
you got a point at the retoasts ..ok ..well i was saying ..dont be scared when your banned or something ...have a good day sir
#63 to #59 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
why would i get banned? just cause i said that i don't like you and saying captain is awesome? hmm kk
User avatar #64 to #63 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
not you silly goose
#65 to #64 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
well at least say captain and not &quot;you&quot; or &quot;your&quot; cause you just said &quot;you got a point at the retoasts&quot; and then saying &quot;dont be scared when YOUR banned or something&quot;
well at least say captain and not "you" or "your" cause you just said "you got a point at the retoasts" and then saying "dont be scared when YOUR banned or something"
User avatar #62 to #59 - PadreRasta (02/07/2012) [-]
Dude, do something about the "rollers" first, they are waay more annoying.
User avatar #51 - rjgnal ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
i love what you do man, keep it up
#50 - leakypillow (02/07/2012) [-]
You are the hero FJ deserves and the one it needs right now.
#49 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
Pootis is pleased
#48 - piekiller (02/07/2012) [-]
You deserve 5 million internets. And a cookie.
You deserve 5 million internets. And a cookie.
User avatar #47 - pinstre (02/07/2012) [-]
God bless this man.
User avatar #46 - bluekitten (02/07/2012) [-]
You deserve all the internets.
User avatar #45 - pinktroll (01/04/2012) [-]
You're my hero.
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (01/04/2012) [-]
cack
#43 to #41 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
When in Rome...
User avatar #44 to #43 - freakaleak (01/04/2012) [-]
do what the cacks do
User avatar #40 - shitshitshit (01/04/2012) [-]
who are you?
#42 to #40 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
Alas, it was a meteorite that did it.
User avatar #37 - Dincorta (01/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
#38 to #37 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
What if it wasn't?
#34 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
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#35 to #34 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
I enjoy your antics.
#36 to #35 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #33 - seeIcudoom (03/19/2011) [-]
if your going to post irrelevent stuff
make it funny irrelevent stuff
User avatar #39 to #33 - iliekcereal (01/04/2012) [-]
*you're
User avatar #28 - maplesyrupman (03/18/2011) [-]
Say something irrelevant in a sentence containing the words sassafras and peanut butter.
#29 to #28 - captainirrelevant (03/18/2011) [-]
The kettle is on and my coffee is on the go.
#30 to #29 - maplesyrupman (03/18/2011) [-]
Let's get married.
#31 to #30 - captainirrelevant (03/19/2011) [-]
The first 144 digits of pi add up to 666 (which many scholars say is "the mark of the Beast"). And 144 = (6+6) x (6+6).
#32 to #31 - maplesyrupman (03/19/2011) [-]
We may be onto something.
#26 to #25 - captainirrelevant (03/18/2011) [-]
Oh, I did, but the word "health" comes from the Anglo-Saxon term hal, meaning "wholeness."
#27 to #26 - thesaw (03/18/2011) [-]
My god, you're good.
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