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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/10/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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Total Comments Made:89
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#113 - Actually, madam, I believe that is my handsome self. 05/13/2012 on About those Ponies... +10
#67 - Soon...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
#68 - assdemolisher (02/27/2012) [-]
#57 - I love you, humble supporter. 02/07/2012 on captainirrelevant's profile 0
#105 - I love you.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2012 on well well +22
#118 - cometrollmebro (02/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 - shitshitshit (02/07/2012) [-]
I...okay?
#104 - Comment deleted 02/07/2012 on well well 0
#94 - The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/07/2012 on well well +27
User avatar #112 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
they lost the vietnam war ..i dint know if they use mules lol ..they dint win the cold war ..and they lost the iraq war ..
#110 - cotyw (02/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #101 - shitshitshit (02/07/2012) [-]
hey your back
#105 - captainirrelevant (02/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
#118 - cometrollmebro (02/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 - shitshitshit (02/07/2012) [-]
I...okay?
#104 - captainirrelevant has deleted their comment.
#144 - Giraffes have no vocal cords.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Wrong Icon +41
User avatar #157 - deathmetalkitteh (02/07/2012) [-]
romen prostitutes had to wear a blonde wig/ somehow make their hair blonde in order to distiguish themselves from other women way back when
User avatar #145 - roflcopterkklol (02/07/2012) [-]
Elephants are the only animals other than humans that are aware of death and their ancestors.
#737 - Cold showers actually increase sexual arousal.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on Mind = blown +20
#858 - tiitsmcgeee (02/07/2012) [-]
So you're saying if i take cold showers more often i can get a girlfriend?
#111 - The game of GOLF was invented in Scotland, and for Gentlemen O…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2012 on SHOWERS... +19
#129 - erectedblumpkin (02/07/2012) [-]
#123 - afnfrbewjufwhgbtwz has deleted their comment.
#115 - internetnred has deleted their comment.
#119 - Skunks eat bees.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on knives +51
#143 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/07/2012) [-]
I actually did not know that.
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#69 - Deavas (07/24/2012) [-]
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you must come baaaack!
#66 - assdemolisher (02/18/2012) [-]
I miss you.
#61 - darthblam (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm finding your work rather hilarious. Good job old bean!
#60 - Deavas (02/07/2012) [-]
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i love you. you were the awesome then you disappeared and i was filled with the sads and now youre back and i am filled with the yay's. and... Alchy's back too.. coincidence? aweshum!
#53 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #52 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
your getting flagged and banned ..you need to stop spamming
User avatar #55 to #52 - Dincorta (02/07/2012) [-]
quit being such a boring old fart.
User avatar #54 to #52 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
i hate you, hes awesome, to me he's not spamming, he is giving us interesting info and ****
#57 to #54 - captainirrelevant (02/07/2012) [-]
I love you, humble supporter.
User avatar #56 to #54 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
did you know that this is called funnyjunk a place where you find funny stuff ..one way for not him getting banned is to put info regarding the content ..not some random stuff ..thats spamming if you like it or not
User avatar #58 to #56 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
yeah, but then again the word "junk" is part of the place funnyjunk, plus to me it's way better than retoast and ****
#59 to #58 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
you got a point at the retoasts ..ok ..well i was saying ..dont be scared when your banned or something ...have a good day sir
you got a point at the retoasts ..ok ..well i was saying ..dont be scared when your banned or something ...have a good day sir
#63 to #59 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
why would i get banned? just cause i said that i don't like you and saying captain is awesome? hmm kk
User avatar #64 to #63 - carlose (02/07/2012) [-]
not you silly goose
#65 to #64 - futachiblue (02/07/2012) [-]
well at least say captain and not "you" or "your" cause you just said "you got a point at the retoasts" and then saying "dont be scared when YOUR banned or something"
well at least say captain and not "you" or "your" cause you just said "you got a point at the retoasts" and then saying "dont be scared when YOUR banned or something"
User avatar #62 to #59 - PadreRasta (02/07/2012) [-]
Dude, do something about the "rollers" first, they are waay more annoying.
User avatar #51 - rjgnal (02/07/2012) [-]
i love what you do man, keep it up
#50 - leakypillow (02/07/2012) [-]
You are the hero FJ deserves and the one it needs right now.
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/07/2012) [-]
Pootis is pleased
#48 - piekiller (02/07/2012) [-]
You deserve 5 million internets. And a cookie.
You deserve 5 million internets. And a cookie.
User avatar #47 - pinstre (02/07/2012) [-]
God bless this man.
User avatar #46 - bluekitten (02/07/2012) [-]
You deserve all the internets.
User avatar #45 - pinktroll (01/04/2012) [-]
You're my hero.
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (01/04/2012) [-]
cack
#43 to #41 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
When in Rome...
User avatar #44 to #43 - freakaleak (01/04/2012) [-]
do what the cacks do
User avatar #40 - shitshitshit (01/04/2012) [-]
who are you?
#42 to #40 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
Alas, it was a meteorite that did it.
User avatar #37 - Dincorta (01/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
#38 to #37 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
What if it wasn't?
#34 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
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#35 to #34 - captainirrelevant (01/04/2012) [-]
I enjoy your antics.
#36 to #35 - rytul (01/04/2012) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #33 - seeIcudoom (03/19/2011) [-]
if your going to post irrelevent stuff
make it funny irrelevent stuff
User avatar #39 to #33 - iliekcereal (01/04/2012) [-]
*you're
User avatar #28 - maplesyrupman (03/18/2011) [-]
Say something irrelevant in a sentence containing the words sassafras and peanut butter.
#29 to #28 - captainirrelevant (03/18/2011) [-]
The kettle is on and my coffee is on the go.
#30 to #29 - maplesyrupman (03/18/2011) [-]
Let's get married.
#31 to #30 - captainirrelevant (03/19/2011) [-]
The first 144 digits of pi add up to 666 (which many scholars say is "the mark of the Beast"). And 144 = (6+6) x (6+6).
#32 to #31 - maplesyrupman (03/19/2011) [-]
We may be onto something.
#26 to #25 - captainirrelevant (03/18/2011) [-]
Oh, I did, but the word "health" comes from the Anglo-Saxon term hal, meaning "wholeness."
#27 to #26 - thesaw (03/18/2011) [-]
My god, you're good.
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