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captainhippo

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:5/18/2015
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#20 - Enjoy two or three seconds of being right. 01/23/2015 on never gets old +1
#18 - A parade in your honor? Also, I'm really happy with your answe…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on never gets old 0
#19 - John Cena (01/23/2015) [-]
What you'd do if someone would panic and simply drop it?
User avatar #29 - affix (01/24/2015) [-]
If a grenade is dropped next to you, say a M67.
optimally, get behind something solid and lie on the floor.
If there is no cover, you need to take one step and dive away from it. Lie flat on the ground.
Grenade shrapnel is worse than being hit by a .45 auto, and it flies upwards.
Lying flat on the ground is your best chance at survival, but not guaranteed obviously.
#20 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Enjoy two or three seconds of being right.
#15 - Yes, I have, but I don't have proof, so I know that it doesn't…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2015 on never gets old 0
User avatar #16 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
I would ask for the pin back, so it could be re-inserted.
I would then drive to tumblr's servers and you could guess the rest.
#18 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
A parade in your honor? Also, I'm really happy with your answer. Just about everybody panics in that situation.
#19 - John Cena (01/23/2015) [-]
What you'd do if someone would panic and simply drop it?
User avatar #29 - affix (01/24/2015) [-]
If a grenade is dropped next to you, say a M67.
optimally, get behind something solid and lie on the floor.
If there is no cover, you need to take one step and dive away from it. Lie flat on the ground.
Grenade shrapnel is worse than being hit by a .45 auto, and it flies upwards.
Lying flat on the ground is your best chance at survival, but not guaranteed obviously.
#20 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Enjoy two or three seconds of being right.
#13 - NOW, you've provided some sort of proof. I was just meaning th…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/23/2015 on never gets old 0
User avatar #14 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
You say that now.
Never Mind throwing a grenade over a wall, have you been close to an explosion, say, a mile away?
#15 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Yes, I have, but I don't have proof, so I know that it doesn't matter what I say. I'm secretly an otter covered in herpes. If I ever have need to check someone's grenade qualifications, I'll hand them a grenade, pull the pin, and see if they throw it. Over a wall, perhaps.
User avatar #16 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
I would ask for the pin back, so it could be re-inserted.
I would then drive to tumblr's servers and you could guess the rest.
#18 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
A parade in your honor? Also, I'm really happy with your answer. Just about everybody panics in that situation.
#19 - John Cena (01/23/2015) [-]
What you'd do if someone would panic and simply drop it?
User avatar #29 - affix (01/24/2015) [-]
If a grenade is dropped next to you, say a M67.
optimally, get behind something solid and lie on the floor.
If there is no cover, you need to take one step and dive away from it. Lie flat on the ground.
Grenade shrapnel is worse than being hit by a .45 auto, and it flies upwards.
Lying flat on the ground is your best chance at survival, but not guaranteed obviously.
#20 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Enjoy two or three seconds of being right.
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Just a whale taking a shit +3
#4 - punxy Comment deleted by captainhippo
#8 - I love it when their shoes fly off 01/23/2015 on dubel kill 0
#10 - Sorry, man, but over the internet, your comment carries as muc…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/23/2015 on never gets old +2
#12 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
>>#9, What the fuck is wrong with this site.

All i did was call out a plastic gun, jokingly.
Then i got questioned as to how i know that, so i provided evidence.
Then i get shit talked. Why?
I am qualified in all i said i was.
I really dont give a shit how much weight my comment carries, i would hope that i clarified something thats all.
#27 - John Cena (01/24/2015) [-]
Looks 100% plastic
User avatar #23 - wcpapier (01/23/2015) [-]
people take internet statements seriously, it is one of my biggest triggers there is.
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User avatar #24 - wcpapier (01/23/2015) [-]
forget the last i spelling error admin i still want a edit comment option
#21 - infinitereaper (01/23/2015) [-]
>utterly failed to use the set up to make a navy seals copy pasta joke
btw, it doesn't really matter if the gun was real or not, we just like to shit on Dekomori, it was fine to point out the gun was fake, but instead of jokingly you just came off like a dick. Anyways this is the internet, shit talk is all there is, qualified to shit talk or not. I was just fucking with you.
#22 - John Cena (01/23/2015) [-]
She'd most likely act as if it was a real weapon anyway.
#13 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
NOW, you've provided some sort of proof. I was just meaning that without evidence, we have no reason to trust your credentials.

Also, grenade qualified still sounds silly, regardless of it's legitimacy.
User avatar #14 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
You say that now.
Never Mind throwing a grenade over a wall, have you been close to an explosion, say, a mile away?
#15 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Yes, I have, but I don't have proof, so I know that it doesn't matter what I say. I'm secretly an otter covered in herpes. If I ever have need to check someone's grenade qualifications, I'll hand them a grenade, pull the pin, and see if they throw it. Over a wall, perhaps.
User avatar #16 - affix (01/23/2015) [-]
I would ask for the pin back, so it could be re-inserted.
I would then drive to tumblr's servers and you could guess the rest.
#18 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
A parade in your honor? Also, I'm really happy with your answer. Just about everybody panics in that situation.
#19 - John Cena (01/23/2015) [-]
What you'd do if someone would panic and simply drop it?
User avatar #29 - affix (01/24/2015) [-]
If a grenade is dropped next to you, say a M67.
optimally, get behind something solid and lie on the floor.
If there is no cover, you need to take one step and dive away from it. Lie flat on the ground.
Grenade shrapnel is worse than being hit by a .45 auto, and it flies upwards.
Lying flat on the ground is your best chance at survival, but not guaranteed obviously.
#20 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Enjoy two or three seconds of being right.
#5 - Whenever someone posts a bunch of pictures of their pet, I alw… 01/23/2015 on I thought I'd share. +5
#11 - I was gonna ask if there's a faggotexplain, but OP's got it covered. 01/23/2015 on money shot +6
#5 - My vibrator danced across my keyboard: Straight outta… 01/23/2015 on My cat walked across my... 0
#6 - THIS IS A LEMON-LIME LINE. MAKE SPRITE. 01/23/2015 on [s4s] - Lemon Line +1
#2 - Did that other girl eat her twin?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on her twin 0
User avatar #3 - mentosthefreshman (01/23/2015) [-]
probaly but i wished i did it
#5 - I was was gonna say tumblr, but yeah. 01/23/2015 on Incomplete Super Powers p1 +2
#13 - True, you've already got that existential crisis to deal with.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on combination +1
User avatar #14 - solidderking (01/23/2015) [-]
but what if i wont pass out from the smell ?
that would be horrible
#4 - Tumblr changed it to CISCISCISCISCISCISCISCISCISCISCISCISCISCI… 01/23/2015 on do anyone remember this old... 0
#11 - Yeah, but when you pass out, you'd just fall in your **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on combination +1
User avatar #12 - solidderking (01/23/2015) [-]
im not consciousness, why should i care ?
#13 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
True, you've already got that existential crisis to deal with.
User avatar #14 - solidderking (01/23/2015) [-]
but what if i wont pass out from the smell ?
that would be horrible
#2 - I was 100% worried the cat would die by the end.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Homeless musician and his cat +42
User avatar #10 - ohhh (01/24/2015) [-]
We all die in the end.
#16 - artimax (01/24/2015) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#5 - "I heard you been talkin' a lot of **** ." 01/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - It should have gone to the set of a granny porn. 01/23/2015 on rude duck 0
#24 - There's a joke about a weiner dog, but I don't want to milk it… 01/23/2015 on He Likes Salty Snacks I Guess +20
#4 - I'd D. 01/23/2015 on I.D +5
#12 - I thought that picture was a parody of the new lightsaber at first. 01/23/2015 on Juice 0
#11 - Someone with a good sense of humor and a mop.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Juice 0
User avatar #24 - ipaintmyfloor (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's carpet...
#39 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
What do you know? You clearly paint your floor
User avatar #13 - charizarddad (01/23/2015) [-]
someone who has admitted defeat*
#2 - But did he make it? 01/23/2015 on Almost there 0
#8 - Comment deleted 01/23/2015 on This needs to happen 0

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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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