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#72 - Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on Comdi 0
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
#69 - Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Comdi 0
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
#67 - And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Comdi 0
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
#65 - Is that the excuse you use for your bad attitude and unwilling…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Comdi 0
User avatar #66 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You want me to debate you, fine. You're outlook on life is childish and pathetic. You hide behind a label when the truth of your philosophy is intrinsically unique. You even chose an edgy label so all the other 12 year olds in the playground would think you're cool.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I gave to you, nor do your words COUNT as facts.

On a philosophical level, you know nothing about my outlook on life. The only thing you COULD gain from this line of comments is that my beliefs are well thought out and researched (contrary to yours, evidently). I do not hide behind anything, I know my religion very well may be false, I know there are others out there, and I give all of them the same courtesy; all I've done is collect reasons why mine makes sense (once more, unlike you). 'Satanist' is only edgy because of people like you who make assumptions while doing zero research; if more people acted on more than what they assumed, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You call my outlook childish and pathetic while you're the one using personal insults and ad hominem attacks?
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
#63 - Let me get this straight: YOU don't care, so you enter a debat…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Comdi -1
User avatar #64 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I have mental issues... So sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Is that the excuse you use for your bad attitude and unwillingness to learn? Do you ALWAYS go around saying you're right, those who disagree with you are wrong, and then refuse to even investigate why it may not be true?

I sleep just fine. You're the one who said you didn't care, yet you're still here.
User avatar #66 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You want me to debate you, fine. You're outlook on life is childish and pathetic. You hide behind a label when the truth of your philosophy is intrinsically unique. You even chose an edgy label so all the other 12 year olds in the playground would think you're cool.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I gave to you, nor do your words COUNT as facts.

On a philosophical level, you know nothing about my outlook on life. The only thing you COULD gain from this line of comments is that my beliefs are well thought out and researched (contrary to yours, evidently). I do not hide behind anything, I know my religion very well may be false, I know there are others out there, and I give all of them the same courtesy; all I've done is collect reasons why mine makes sense (once more, unlike you). 'Satanist' is only edgy because of people like you who make assumptions while doing zero research; if more people acted on more than what they assumed, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You call my outlook childish and pathetic while you're the one using personal insults and ad hominem attacks?
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
#61 - How many calories did you burn dodging my challenge? …  [+] (20 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Comdi 0
User avatar #62 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't care, some people just can't comprehend reality.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Let me get this straight: YOU don't care, so you enter a debate about it.
YOU make a claim, I make a rebuttle that you don't even acknowledge
YOU make more claims, do NOT provide evidence, and I provide evidence for ALL of my claims.

You're right, some people really can't. Good luck in life, I think you're going to need it.
User avatar #64 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I have mental issues... So sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Is that the excuse you use for your bad attitude and unwillingness to learn? Do you ALWAYS go around saying you're right, those who disagree with you are wrong, and then refuse to even investigate why it may not be true?

I sleep just fine. You're the one who said you didn't care, yet you're still here.
User avatar #66 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You want me to debate you, fine. You're outlook on life is childish and pathetic. You hide behind a label when the truth of your philosophy is intrinsically unique. You even chose an edgy label so all the other 12 year olds in the playground would think you're cool.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I gave to you, nor do your words COUNT as facts.

On a philosophical level, you know nothing about my outlook on life. The only thing you COULD gain from this line of comments is that my beliefs are well thought out and researched (contrary to yours, evidently). I do not hide behind anything, I know my religion very well may be false, I know there are others out there, and I give all of them the same courtesy; all I've done is collect reasons why mine makes sense (once more, unlike you). 'Satanist' is only edgy because of people like you who make assumptions while doing zero research; if more people acted on more than what they assumed, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You call my outlook childish and pathetic while you're the one using personal insults and ad hominem attacks?
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
#57 - Yet it's not. In Mesopotamia, the first civilization, they had…  [+] (22 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Comdi 0
User avatar #58 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
There was a definitive original source of satanism. Do you deny?
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
How many calories did you burn dodging my challenge?

And no, I do not deny, the definitive source is right here:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesopotamia#Religion_and_philosophy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mesopotamian_deities
www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vida_alien/alien_watchers10a.htm (to document similarities between Satan and Enki, also known as Ea)
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091113054727AAjOaLx
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmkophY2Pk (Audiobook about the whole subject)
www.halexandria.org/dward184.htm (More similarities, including Enlil/God at this time)
www.nairaland.com/1292544/bible-god-actually-satan-satan/1 (Forum with people discussing the theory)

Would you like me to get you more? I can get you more.
User avatar #62 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't care, some people just can't comprehend reality.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Let me get this straight: YOU don't care, so you enter a debate about it.
YOU make a claim, I make a rebuttle that you don't even acknowledge
YOU make more claims, do NOT provide evidence, and I provide evidence for ALL of my claims.

You're right, some people really can't. Good luck in life, I think you're going to need it.
User avatar #64 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I have mental issues... So sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Is that the excuse you use for your bad attitude and unwillingness to learn? Do you ALWAYS go around saying you're right, those who disagree with you are wrong, and then refuse to even investigate why it may not be true?

I sleep just fine. You're the one who said you didn't care, yet you're still here.
User avatar #66 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You want me to debate you, fine. You're outlook on life is childish and pathetic. You hide behind a label when the truth of your philosophy is intrinsically unique. You even chose an edgy label so all the other 12 year olds in the playground would think you're cool.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I gave to you, nor do your words COUNT as facts.

On a philosophical level, you know nothing about my outlook on life. The only thing you COULD gain from this line of comments is that my beliefs are well thought out and researched (contrary to yours, evidently). I do not hide behind anything, I know my religion very well may be false, I know there are others out there, and I give all of them the same courtesy; all I've done is collect reasons why mine makes sense (once more, unlike you). 'Satanist' is only edgy because of people like you who make assumptions while doing zero research; if more people acted on more than what they assumed, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You call my outlook childish and pathetic while you're the one using personal insults and ad hominem attacks?
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
#52 - And you know that because you're PART of these sects and peopl…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Comdi 0
User avatar #53 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I know because it's history is entirely documented on the internet. You can believe it if you like, but it's founder has spoken openly about it.
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Yet it's not. In Mesopotamia, the first civilization, they had documents and writing regarding religion and that eerily similar to the Christian religion of today, the only difference is that Satan and God (under the different named of Enki and Enlil) were equals, and neither was good nor evil. Such information was lost and then found again, look at that, happens all the time.

Even if that WASN'T true (which you can prove by taking two seconds to look it up, or I can too if you prefer), are you going to claim EVERY religion founded after the advent of the Internet is just hogwash and a joke? All religions from now are pish-posh? What of alien religions? Surely they must have some form of virtual record, no?

And finally, even if all religions after the advent of virtual record WERE stupid jokes, Satanism doesn't have a 'founder'. It might have been lost upon you skimming through my text, but there is many more than one sect of Satanism. Or are you saying one person made ALL of them to make the joke more elaborate?

But hey, why argue over something that can be proven true or not? For every source you give me that Satanism is one big joke, I will give you TWO back, double your amount, of proof that it's not or sects who take it seriously and did not get the memo.
User avatar #58 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
There was a definitive original source of satanism. Do you deny?
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
How many calories did you burn dodging my challenge?

And no, I do not deny, the definitive source is right here:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesopotamia#Religion_and_philosophy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mesopotamian_deities
www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vida_alien/alien_watchers10a.htm (to document similarities between Satan and Enki, also known as Ea)
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091113054727AAjOaLx
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmkophY2Pk (Audiobook about the whole subject)
www.halexandria.org/dward184.htm (More similarities, including Enlil/God at this time)
www.nairaland.com/1292544/bible-god-actually-satan-satan/1 (Forum with people discussing the theory)

Would you like me to get you more? I can get you more.
User avatar #62 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't care, some people just can't comprehend reality.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Let me get this straight: YOU don't care, so you enter a debate about it.
YOU make a claim, I make a rebuttle that you don't even acknowledge
YOU make more claims, do NOT provide evidence, and I provide evidence for ALL of my claims.

You're right, some people really can't. Good luck in life, I think you're going to need it.
User avatar #64 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I have mental issues... So sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Is that the excuse you use for your bad attitude and unwillingness to learn? Do you ALWAYS go around saying you're right, those who disagree with you are wrong, and then refuse to even investigate why it may not be true?

I sleep just fine. You're the one who said you didn't care, yet you're still here.
User avatar #66 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You want me to debate you, fine. You're outlook on life is childish and pathetic. You hide behind a label when the truth of your philosophy is intrinsically unique. You even chose an edgy label so all the other 12 year olds in the playground would think you're cool.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I gave to you, nor do your words COUNT as facts.

On a philosophical level, you know nothing about my outlook on life. The only thing you COULD gain from this line of comments is that my beliefs are well thought out and researched (contrary to yours, evidently). I do not hide behind anything, I know my religion very well may be false, I know there are others out there, and I give all of them the same courtesy; all I've done is collect reasons why mine makes sense (once more, unlike you). 'Satanist' is only edgy because of people like you who make assumptions while doing zero research; if more people acted on more than what they assumed, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You call my outlook childish and pathetic while you're the one using personal insults and ad hominem attacks?
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
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User avatar #51 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
It's designed as a commentary on the state of religion.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And you know that because you're PART of these sects and peoples, looked into the lore, doctrine, essays, documents, notes, theories, and are a Satanist yourself?

Welcome aboard, then! Always nice to see another member.
User avatar #53 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I know because it's history is entirely documented on the internet. You can believe it if you like, but it's founder has spoken openly about it.
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Yet it's not. In Mesopotamia, the first civilization, they had documents and writing regarding religion and that eerily similar to the Christian religion of today, the only difference is that Satan and God (under the different named of Enki and Enlil) were equals, and neither was good nor evil. Such information was lost and then found again, look at that, happens all the time.

Even if that WASN'T true (which you can prove by taking two seconds to look it up, or I can too if you prefer), are you going to claim EVERY religion founded after the advent of the Internet is just hogwash and a joke? All religions from now are pish-posh? What of alien religions? Surely they must have some form of virtual record, no?

And finally, even if all religions after the advent of virtual record WERE stupid jokes, Satanism doesn't have a 'founder'. It might have been lost upon you skimming through my text, but there is many more than one sect of Satanism. Or are you saying one person made ALL of them to make the joke more elaborate?

But hey, why argue over something that can be proven true or not? For every source you give me that Satanism is one big joke, I will give you TWO back, double your amount, of proof that it's not or sects who take it seriously and did not get the memo.
User avatar #58 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
There was a definitive original source of satanism. Do you deny?
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
How many calories did you burn dodging my challenge?

And no, I do not deny, the definitive source is right here:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesopotamia#Religion_and_philosophy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mesopotamian_deities
www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vida_alien/alien_watchers10a.htm (to document similarities between Satan and Enki, also known as Ea)
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091113054727AAjOaLx
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmkophY2Pk (Audiobook about the whole subject)
www.halexandria.org/dward184.htm (More similarities, including Enlil/God at this time)
www.nairaland.com/1292544/bible-god-actually-satan-satan/1 (Forum with people discussing the theory)

Would you like me to get you more? I can get you more.
User avatar #62 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't care, some people just can't comprehend reality.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Let me get this straight: YOU don't care, so you enter a debate about it.
YOU make a claim, I make a rebuttle that you don't even acknowledge
YOU make more claims, do NOT provide evidence, and I provide evidence for ALL of my claims.

You're right, some people really can't. Good luck in life, I think you're going to need it.
User avatar #64 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I have mental issues... So sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Is that the excuse you use for your bad attitude and unwillingness to learn? Do you ALWAYS go around saying you're right, those who disagree with you are wrong, and then refuse to even investigate why it may not be true?

I sleep just fine. You're the one who said you didn't care, yet you're still here.
User avatar #66 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You want me to debate you, fine. You're outlook on life is childish and pathetic. You hide behind a label when the truth of your philosophy is intrinsically unique. You even chose an edgy label so all the other 12 year olds in the playground would think you're cool.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I gave to you, nor do your words COUNT as facts.

On a philosophical level, you know nothing about my outlook on life. The only thing you COULD gain from this line of comments is that my beliefs are well thought out and researched (contrary to yours, evidently). I do not hide behind anything, I know my religion very well may be false, I know there are others out there, and I give all of them the same courtesy; all I've done is collect reasons why mine makes sense (once more, unlike you). 'Satanist' is only edgy because of people like you who make assumptions while doing zero research; if more people acted on more than what they assumed, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You call my outlook childish and pathetic while you're the one using personal insults and ad hominem attacks?
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
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#38 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
feel free to spend nine hours pushing a watermelon out of your ass.
then go talk about gratitude to your Mom.
For your dad, spend eighteen years with a brain-damaged dwarf living in your house, spending all your money, barging in on you whenever you're about to sleep or have sex, eating all your food and breaking all your shit.
#40 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
If they didn't want that, then they probably should have, oh I don't know, used a condom?
#33 - ByeliVolk (07/17/2015) [-]
Well you are in partial right. A child does not really owe them anything but one thing a parent owes to a child is really done to a few things. One a parent must raise a child to the age of 18, Two A parent must not necessarily love the child at all but provide basic care: ie food, clothes, shelter, water, school supplies, shoes, Three the parent does not have to provide luxury items such as cell phones or a bike, nor anything that resembles past basic needs. In a sense a parents job can be done by emotionless robots with no sense of care at all. A child in my opinion does owe one thing to a parent that goes beyond the basic necessities. Its not money or anything like that but love towards the parent for taking the time out of their day to spend with the child to show that they mean more to them then basic functionality. I am not saying love your parent unconditionally I am saying that if they do not abuse you mentally or physically and generally or specially treat you with love and care you owe it to return that back to them. And if I get red thumbs for this I understand, If you want to counter my points that is fair but in a way the black and white thinking such that you do not owe your parents anything in my mind is false but universally it could be true that you do not owe them anything.

Also that little shit is using the worst argument and is trying to be purposefully hateful. Remember kids your parents could have aborted you or given birth to you and thrown you in the gutter or in a dumpster somewhere. If a parent did not do that to you then your shit tirade needs to think of something better than "you two were horny therefore I was born"
#22 - drewjitsu (07/17/2015) [-]
That issue doesn't usually come up in healthy relationships.
#18 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
the u.s owes their soldiers absolutely nothing. Should they be grateful? Yes. Appreciative? Absolutely. But the u.s OWES them nothing. The us (now) doesn't force soldiers to go to war, while it is the soldier that decides to join the military.

"But the soldiers risk their lives!" Yes. As they should. Because they're the ones who decided to join the military.
"But the soldiers come home mentally/physically scarred" Yes. which is where the "grateful and appreciative" part comes in.

whether you ask for something or not is not the point, if someone dedicates their whole life to you, you should at least not be a little shit to them once you're older. (as long as they treated you well). No you don't OWE them anything but they do deserve to be treated respectfully.
User avatar #41 - Claymaster (07/17/2015) [-]
I kind of agree, but not totally. The ARMY owes them everything they promised them, as any job would. But the PEOPLE shouldn't have to suck the dick of every guy who decided to enlist because these people aren't heroes, it's just a fucking job
User avatar #20 - shunkahawolf (07/17/2015) [-]
actually the US does seeing as they employ the soldier, so as an employee the soldier is owed everything there contract states they are owed.
#28 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
but once the soldier gets fucked up after battle, no one gives a shit about him. He's missing 2 legs and can't work now and the government says "oh well enjoy the streets, thnx and all that".
User avatar #39 - shunkahawolf (07/17/2015) [-]
injured on the job usually entitles the employee to compensation so hes still owed by his employer
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
All of which is absolutely true. What you wrote, I mean.

Did I ever say respect wasn't part of the equation? I'm pretty sure I specifically made mention of it.
#14 - dxniel (07/16/2015) [-]
A child owes his/her parents respect and obediance. Authority should be respected. Do the parents owe the child? Of course they owe it to the child to both nurture and parent him. In turn the child owes obediance and respect to the parents.
User avatar #21 - shunkahawolf (07/17/2015) [-]
a child doesnt owe shit, they are forced into this world, forced with the people they are raised by, ect. now if the kid had any say in the matter then yes, they would owe respect and shit, but as someone who had no say what so ever, the kid has no debt, its the parents that owe shit to the kid.
User avatar #15 - spaghettivase (07/16/2015) [-]
Respect is earned no matter who you are. If you treat your kid like shit don't expect him to do as you say.
#16 - dxniel (07/16/2015) [-]
I know it is. As I said, parents owe their children as well. They need to be a good and strong guide. It is very difficult to respect somebody who hasn't earned it. I myself have a father that never really was a father figure to me, but more like a friend without practicing any authority over me (never got any guidance from him). I love my father, but I never grew any respect for him as a father. I don't care much for his approval or disapproval, because I never looked up to him. I still try to respect him as my father, but it doesn't naturally emerge from within. I need to be very conscious of what I am doing and saying around my father, or I might undermine him as my father in one way or another.
User avatar #12 - traelos (07/16/2015) [-]
I was raised that a child owes their parent for everything their parents give them.

It's just payable to the grandchildren.
User avatar #26 - themongoose (07/17/2015) [-]
are you Tibetan?
User avatar #27 - themongoose (07/17/2015) [-]
or Ghanian?
User avatar #44 - traelos (07/17/2015) [-]
No.

I'm an American.
#6 - ciacheczko (07/16/2015) [-]
Except that some people are taking all of the things you have mentioned for granted for too long. Some live in their parents' houses past 30 and contribute very little. Gratefulness and appreciation don't pay bills you know.

You sure don't owe anything to your parents just for them being your parents. But there is a point in everyone's life when they have to grow the fuck up and realise that they could owe their parents just like they can owe any other human being. I'd sure as hell wouldn't consider myself owing my dad 10 bucks that he gave me on a field trip when I was 15. But today, when I have work and my own life, if I borrowed 10 bucks, that's how much I'd owe him. Simple as that.

Just because they decide not to abort your ass, doesn't mean they are willing to be free money dispensers for the rest f your life.

In fact, I believe that, to some extent, you do owe your parents something. They took care of you when you were the most vulnerable. They tried their best to make you a decent person. They provided for you whatever you needed, sometimes even at their own cost At least that's what good parents do. I mean those in particular. There will be time in their lives when they will be the ones who'll be weak and vulnerable. They will be in need of help. If someone, at this point, would go all "I don't owe them anything" and refuse that help, I don't think I have a metaphor good enough for how much below any known level that person would be.

Of course, no one is forced to agree. But that's my personal stance on the subject.
User avatar #10 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/16/2015) [-]
You shouldn't expect the consequences of your decisions to pay your bills, it's a child not a pay check and no, to no extent to you owe your parents for taking care of a consequence of a decision they made, that's fucking retarded. You can appreciate them all you want, but children owe their parents absolutely nothing and the parents owe their children the bare essentials of life.
User avatar #8 - silvanyis (07/16/2015) [-]
I'd agree with you for the most part. However this applies to decent parents who actually tried. (not saying there aren't shitstain kids who say their parents are abusive cause they didn't get an ipad or whatever)

My mother was abusive from the time I was 10 on. Physically and emotionally. I left home with broken ribs and other myriad issues that still give me trouble. My mother still believes I owe her something because I am her child. She believes I should care for her in her old age. I paid that debt a long time ago by raising and protecting my sister who would have been in the same situation.

It's a difficult thing to deal with, especially now that I'm getting ready to become a mother in a few months. It makes me second-guess everything that went down with my own mother. I've come to the conclusion that my husband and I -want- our child, but because we have a lot of love to give. Not because we want anything -from- our child. We want the best -for- them. And I want to try and bring a child into this world wanted and loved from the beginning. And try not to fuck it all up in other ways.

I guess that's what good parents try to do.
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User avatar #85 - jamesten (07/17/2015) [-]
ok
that's nice
so you're going into the 8th grade are you?
User avatar #87 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's going quite well! Almost as well as rehashing old jokes in an attempt to be original. How's that working for you?
User avatar #43 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You are aware that satanism is first and foremost a joke?
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Ah, my mistake. I suppose all the written doctrine, all the different sects, all the lore that goes into it, all the documents and essays, all the notes, theories, and people who actually spend their time and livelihood doing such are only acting 'for teh lulz lolololololo'.

I'll be sure to remind them that the next time I can.
User avatar #51 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
It's designed as a commentary on the state of religion.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And you know that because you're PART of these sects and peoples, looked into the lore, doctrine, essays, documents, notes, theories, and are a Satanist yourself?

Welcome aboard, then! Always nice to see another member.
User avatar #53 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I know because it's history is entirely documented on the internet. You can believe it if you like, but it's founder has spoken openly about it.
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Yet it's not. In Mesopotamia, the first civilization, they had documents and writing regarding religion and that eerily similar to the Christian religion of today, the only difference is that Satan and God (under the different named of Enki and Enlil) were equals, and neither was good nor evil. Such information was lost and then found again, look at that, happens all the time.

Even if that WASN'T true (which you can prove by taking two seconds to look it up, or I can too if you prefer), are you going to claim EVERY religion founded after the advent of the Internet is just hogwash and a joke? All religions from now are pish-posh? What of alien religions? Surely they must have some form of virtual record, no?

And finally, even if all religions after the advent of virtual record WERE stupid jokes, Satanism doesn't have a 'founder'. It might have been lost upon you skimming through my text, but there is many more than one sect of Satanism. Or are you saying one person made ALL of them to make the joke more elaborate?

But hey, why argue over something that can be proven true or not? For every source you give me that Satanism is one big joke, I will give you TWO back, double your amount, of proof that it's not or sects who take it seriously and did not get the memo.
User avatar #58 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
There was a definitive original source of satanism. Do you deny?
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
How many calories did you burn dodging my challenge?

And no, I do not deny, the definitive source is right here:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesopotamia#Religion_and_philosophy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mesopotamian_deities
www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vida_alien/alien_watchers10a.htm (to document similarities between Satan and Enki, also known as Ea)
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091113054727AAjOaLx
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmkophY2Pk (Audiobook about the whole subject)
www.halexandria.org/dward184.htm (More similarities, including Enlil/God at this time)
www.nairaland.com/1292544/bible-god-actually-satan-satan/1 (Forum with people discussing the theory)

Would you like me to get you more? I can get you more.
User avatar #62 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't care, some people just can't comprehend reality.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Let me get this straight: YOU don't care, so you enter a debate about it.
YOU make a claim, I make a rebuttle that you don't even acknowledge
YOU make more claims, do NOT provide evidence, and I provide evidence for ALL of my claims.

You're right, some people really can't. Good luck in life, I think you're going to need it.
User avatar #64 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I have mental issues... So sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Is that the excuse you use for your bad attitude and unwillingness to learn? Do you ALWAYS go around saying you're right, those who disagree with you are wrong, and then refuse to even investigate why it may not be true?

I sleep just fine. You're the one who said you didn't care, yet you're still here.
User avatar #66 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You want me to debate you, fine. You're outlook on life is childish and pathetic. You hide behind a label when the truth of your philosophy is intrinsically unique. You even chose an edgy label so all the other 12 year olds in the playground would think you're cool.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
And yet absolutely none of that refutes the factual sources I gave to you, nor do your words COUNT as facts.

On a philosophical level, you know nothing about my outlook on life. The only thing you COULD gain from this line of comments is that my beliefs are well thought out and researched (contrary to yours, evidently). I do not hide behind anything, I know my religion very well may be false, I know there are others out there, and I give all of them the same courtesy; all I've done is collect reasons why mine makes sense (once more, unlike you). 'Satanist' is only edgy because of people like you who make assumptions while doing zero research; if more people acted on more than what they assumed, we wouldn't be having this problem.

You call my outlook childish and pathetic while you're the one using personal insults and ad hominem attacks?
User avatar #84 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
it`s a fact
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2015) [-]
What is?
User avatar #88 - factual (07/17/2015) [-]
idk lol you just mentioned me
User avatar #68 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Since the nature of this argument is philosophical, it makes sense to question your personal character.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Except its not. The debate was about whether Satanism was some elaborate joke or not, which you have done nothing to prove and I have disproved. I could provide even MORE evidence, if you like.
User avatar #70 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
Well I'm only continuing the shitfest because apparently I cannot leave.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Which you would no doubt do if you had it.
User avatar #83 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
You do realise that your belief has no effect on reality?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
I know I win, but you obviously do care. You're still here, you're still trying to look like the bigger man, and it's so obvious you flaunt your illness that it's silly. You said it without any type of prodding or investigation. Twice.
User avatar #81 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
No, actually I just enjoy playing with your tiny mind. You're like an ant. Oh, and I would never flaunt depression like some tumblr retard because it is a life-destroying condition. That's like bragging about cancer.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To #73

You're using guilt tactics turning the point back on your accuser to try to gain sympathy and win. How does it feel using your 'depression' to win an argument? Nobody asked, nobody cared, and you butted it in without prodding. I'd dare say you remain here simply because you want the attention, considering how you try to flaunt your 'disability'.
User avatar #76 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I never said you cared; I certainly don't care about you. It's a statement of fact. I'm not flaunting any "disability". I just think it's cute that you automatically assumed that I'm using a debilitating mental illness as a tool in debates. I honestly don't care; you win or whatever.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Would you like to have the last word so you can pat yourself on the back and tell yourself you 'won'?
User avatar #73 - platinumaltaria (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't care; the thing about depression is that nothing matters to me. You, on the other hand, need the validation that you won.
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User avatar #15 - jouten (07/16/2015) [-]
No it doesn't.
#44 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
Theres loads of different bibles depending on which king was in charge.

The bible has been changed time and time again to get certain points across from those in power.
#41 - dyingalone (07/16/2015) [-]
How does it feel to be so wrong?
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
To add to Angelious' paragraph, there's also a sect of Christianity which believes that Good and Evil are matched (rather than good dominating over Evil), and Satan being the high leader.
User avatar #17 - angelious (07/16/2015) [-]
old testament,satan was a concept of everything wrong with humanity.he then changed to be an agent of god that tested the faith of humans around the world, until new testament where he turned to be a rebel angel that hated humanity,tempted them from heaven with sins so he could torture them for all eternity UNTIL jesus died on the cross,tore down the gates of hell, chained satan up and threw him into the abyss where he will lay until the end of days during which he shall return,gather his army for a final battle againts god before being thrown into the eternal pit of fire with rest of the damned to be tortured for all eternity.
#26 - iqequalzero (07/16/2015) [-]
Hmm, that last revision sounds like something they added to placate the Vikings who didnt like turning Christian.
User avatar #27 - angelious (07/16/2015) [-]
ragnarok was mostly what they did to placate vikings. the pair of humans that survive and "inherit the earth" were adam and eve placebos added by christians to the story
#29 - iqequalzero (07/16/2015) [-]
Not sure if you are agreeing with me or not. I was also referring to Ragnarok.
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User avatar #77 - blackrookfiend (07/16/2015) [-]
Trying to argue for or against what a truly omnipotent being would or wouldn't do and hypothesizing about his true intentions is sort of pointless though, isn't it? Omnipotence is so far above our pay-grade of understanding that it's like an amoeba trying to understand and justify our uses of nuclear power.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2015) [-]
Ah, but that begs the question if God really is so powerful
User avatar #80 - blackrookfiend (07/16/2015) [-]
This is why I'm agnostic, because there's absolutely no way to disprove or prove for or against that question. Too many big questions. It's a vicious circle.
User avatar #40 - Epicgetguy (07/16/2015) [-]
I think in the Old Testament God does this on purpose. He sent Satan to test people's faith in him.
User avatar #18 - angelious (07/16/2015) [-]
technically christians claim that its all part of the big plan of some sort.


jewish folk(from which christians come from) however, saw satan a tad differently through out the ages. satan was an agent of god, and hell was quite literally a fire pit that burned away your souls. aka hell was temporary.


to christians hell is also temporary on a larger scale,for in the end times when the gates of hell are swung open and satan roams the earth, the angels will rescue everybody that is not damned. and those who are damned(aka irredeemably bad) will be thrown into a fiery pit to burn for all eternity.
User avatar #10 - elmilius (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't know. Perhaps he influences the people the same way any other person would influence anyone, just plain talking. Like when he influenced Eve into eating the forbidden fruit, he didn't mumbo jumbo his way to make her eat it, he just convinced her. So it's not like he is possessing them into doing bad stuff, he just paves out a way for them, which as far as I understand it , is fair game.
Then again, I haven't as much as read the bible.
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#40 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
As you shouldn't, not only did you not do it, but it was common, in fact the Indians got off lucky that they weren't wiped out.

Also, they never had a nation, or a flag, they could be likened to squatters, killing and raping each other in petty tribal wars.
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#14 - mowgaycraft (07/15/2015) [-]
Pretty much this. Batmans only saving grace is that Superman is a better man than that. He knows Superman isn't the type of person to kill and he uses that to his advantage. But in a raw fight in which neither had any holds barred whatsoever, Batman would lose hands down.

Pic Related. Injustice series. Superman Bane's Batman. Breaking his spine. Though an extreme case, even here he's not using the extent of his abilities; it's pretty common knowledge that, without any effort, in a situation such as this, Superman could have quite easily removed Batman's torso from his lower half entirely.
User avatar #13 - daxtercelebi (07/15/2015) [-]
But...Superman ISNT perfect, he has weaknesses (kryptonite) If he was a perfect being he wouldnt have that specific weakness, and thats something someone can take advantage of, like Lex Luthor.
User avatar #12 - ciacheczko (07/15/2015) [-]
I could make out with that post. You have nailed it so hard, a part of Mount Everest crumbled.
#11 - captainreed (07/15/2015) [-]
i agree. where as Superman is a hero's hero, Batman to me always felt like an emo kid's power fantasy. nothing wrong with that of course, until the emo kids start getting all autistic about it
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#517 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
mfw using the bathroom after captain
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
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